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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day
Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day
Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day
Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day
Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day
Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day
Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day
Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day
Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day
Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2008

01

Jul

RIP MOTHERFUCKER the Ruslana Korshunova Edition

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So this may be old news, Supermodel Ruslana Korshunova killed herself by jumping off the 9th floor of her Manhatten apartment yesterday afternoon. They say that it could have something to do with the Russian mob because they are fucking crazy, but it is most likely a suicide from a broken heart. Every Russian that I have ever met has always been a little off, I always blamed communism and the everyman is the working class, with rationed bread, poor living conditions, state issued clothes that everyone wore, like being raised in some kind of prison, but I never went to Russia and it was all speculation. They always seemed willing to hurt other people, but never themselves.

Now I don’t know this chick, but she was fucking successful and maybe she was taken away from her family too young, or maybe she couldn’t adapt to going from a life in hell and poverty to a life of Glizt and Glamor, while all she really anted was her her mother’s home cooked Borshch, but put up with the day to day shit of being a model to not let her family who she was sending her money back home to. Maybe it was drugs or too much pressure on herself or maybe it was a broken heart. But Russians are known to strong and to have no emotions are are too busy getting the job done, training for olympic sports, modeling or doing eveything in their power to get the fuck out of Russia like becoming mail order brides and you’d think that Ruslana was living the dream, but I guess sometimes the only way to stop the demons in your head or your unhappiness is off yourself. Suicide is for pussies, and it’s pretty fuckin’ sad especially when it’s a a beautiful successful girl who had her life ahead of her, and the cast of The Hills or some fat chick who is sad because no one really cares about, because the world has enough fat chicks and can do with one less.

Either way, I feel like I have lost one of my own, not because I am a model, but because I like to masturbate to picture of models. Ruslana Korhunova, RIP Motherfucker.

Geraldo stayed classy by airing footage of her dead body because dude will do anything to get people watching his shit:

Posted in:Dead|RIP Motherfucker|Ruslana Korshunova

2008

01

Jul

Amy Winehouse and Her Star of David of the Day

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Here is Amy Winehouse showing the world that she’s Jewish by rockin’ a Star of David, I figured that she already did a good job letting us all know that she was Jewish by walking around with her droopy, big nosed, Jewish Face.

I think its a little too late for Amy Winehouse to get in touch with her Jewish roots for salvation, because from what I’ve been told, being Jewish is really only good for making money, and getting blowjobs in summer camp and the only thing it is going to do for her is give her a couple extra months, and only if some kind of Jewish guilt cloud hangs over her head making her stop using drugs, but the damage is done and I hear crack has more pull than Moses or whoever the fuck the Jews see as their God, and she’s pretty much already going to hell, even though Jews don’t have a hell, so at this point it’ll do as much for her as that time I rocked a Mercedes hood ornament around my neck in hopes of making chicks thing I had so much money that I didn’t mind ripping off my hood ornaments, cuz I’d just buy myself a new one, which wasn’t very much good, because it didn’t work as magically as I hoped it would.

The good news is that she’s showing some nipple, and nipple, even on a crackhead is still nipple, so enjoy.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Nipple|Star of David

2008

01

Jul

Mental Patient Died in an Psych Ward due to Negligence of the Day

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As the most incompetent person at everything I set my mind out to do, I can say that I have never been directly responsible for someone’s death in my incompetent ways. Truth is that I didn’t really have a job that would really put anyone’s life at risk, I mean other than being a Valet at a shitty hotel for about 3 days, before getting fired for being too slow, but other than that the only life at any risk was my own for operating machinery when completely wasted on the job or falling asleep, not showing up, and pretty much sucking at everything I put my mind out to do.

I saw this video of a mental ward waiting room and it pretty much blew me away, because 2 security guards, a doctor and a nurse all walked in and out on a dying bitch and did nothing about it because I guess they aren’t paid enough to actually give a shit. I was always under the impression that being in a hospital was the best place to be in the event something went wrong. I would remember I’d get severe panic attacks when in hospitals visiting dying friends because disease scares me and was confident they’d defibrillate or jack my lifeless body up with meds in the event that I was to go down, but then again, I don’t live in the US where poor people are prisoners to a flawed system designed for the rich. That is probably the reason why Magic Johnson is still alive with HIV and every whore I know from the 90s in New York that I used to spend time with and who got the germ are dead. That’s pretty much why I am up in Canada, not because I like it here but because it works for ghetto folk like myself.

Posted in:Dead|Mental Patient

2008

01

Jul

Some Mom Shakes Her Ass While Her 4 Year Old Films It of the Day

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It’s a shitty fucking day today, not only did my computer break this weekend out of nowhere and deleted all my files that I have been trying to figure out how to restore all while not understanding geek shit, but the rest of Canada is enjoying their day off because they are celebrating Canada Day which is like Independence Day but 4 days earlier and with a lot less shootings. So all these fuckers are out there celebrating their weird country drinking beer, fucking beavers (the animal not the vagina) and singing the national anthem in honor of Avril Lavigne, Sum 41, Pam Anderson, Mike Myers and all other Canadian celebrities while I sit here watching a video emailed to me claiming to be a mom doing a booty dance while her little kid films her.

I don’t know much, but I do know good parentling and starting your kid up young for a lucrative career is smart, making all the post traumatic flashbacks he gets when he’s a little older and girls he’s banging try to give him a little dance show of their own and all dude sees is the images you see in the video, worth it. Listen to it with the sound on…

Posted in:Bootyshake|Video

2008

01

Jul

Christina Milian Rocks a Bikini of the Day

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Christina Milian was the Rihanna the Beta Version. That was some internet talk since this is the fucking internet. The only difference between Milian and Rihanna was that Rihanna knew she wasn’t hugely talented, so she plays the puppet and sings other people songs, while Milian was the eager cheerleading bitch from your high school who starred in the school play, won the school talent show, organized the school fashion show, was on the Yearbook Committee, was the President of the school Government, took singing and dancing classes on her spare time, got straight As, like making puzzles, had a hot body and was a champion tennis player. Bitch had her fucking hands in everything and just spread herself too thin, something I wish my wife could do to herself, so that I could have sex again.

Either way, here she is looking hot in a bikini, because now that she’s burnt out and not really out there, she has plenty of time to just kick it.

Posted in:Bikini|Christina Milian

2008

01

Jul

Flavio Briatore’s Wife in a Bikini of the Day

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The great thing about Flavio Briatore is not his hot tits, but it is that he proves to the world that no matter how fat you are, or how old you get you can always pull it hot tail if you’ve got a good personality, because girls don’t go for dudes because of the way they look, they go for dudes who make them feel good about themselves. I am sure the fact that dude’s a billionaire has nothing to do with it, because that would imply that his wife, model Elisabetta Gregoraci, his baby momma Heidi Klum and his Nubian Princess Ex Girlfriend – Naomi Campbell were all prostitutes and the truth is he probably just has a huge dick and they all probably have some kind of daddy issues that stem from being thrown into the modeling world at the age of 14 and who the fuck really cares, because he’s got more money and hotter pussy than all of us and he looks like some kind of Santa Claus motherfucker who shaved his beard for the summer and if anything should be some kind of motivation for you to get out there and buy some fucking lottery tickets, because we all know that’s the only hope you have of making it big.

Posted in:Bikini|Elisabetta Gregoraci|Flavio Briatore

2008

30

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I played high stakes monopoly the other day with a group of Jewish dudes I know, who probably saw me as easy money, because I guess my smell of stale booze and begging to borrow money from them every time I see them isn’t really the sing of a budding real estate tycoon. The truth is I don’t know why I agreed to play, because up until the other day, I found board games embarrassing and something board people in the suburbs do, but I guess I put my pride aside and chose to neglect the fact that I feel like a total asshole sitting around a board with homies just to waste time, and came up with the buy in.

Either way, I ended up losing hard and advise you to never bet on board games. I also advise you to click my links.

Tera Patrick Interview and Gallery for You To Remember The Glory Days…
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Sienna Miller’s Vagina Has Been Around the Block and Back
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Catch Phrase Blooper Makes for Game Show Goodtimes
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Miranda Kerr is Topless In Men’s Style Magazine
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Pam Anderson Hates Jessica Simpson, and I Hate Them Both
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Maria Sharapova Camle Toe
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A Football to the Head Always Makes me Smile
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How to Torment Telemarketers
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Korean Pop’s Hottest Chicks
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Cash Machine Con May Make You Money
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Top 10 Hottest Tits in Gameshow History
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Jessica Biel Blogs About Her Penis….
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The Best Celebrity Book Titles Ever
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The Girls of the Euro 2008
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Web Sluts Help You Cure the Monday Blues
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Not Sure What’s Happening Here…Help Me Out
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Snake in a Bed
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Pussy Cat Dolls Gallery
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A World Where Skaters Always Land Their Tricks is Not a World I Want to Live In
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Lovely Ann Takes a Bath
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Your Dream Babe Elitta
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Find Girls to Fuck and Make Life Worth Living
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Amateur Mondays Makes Mondays Better
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The Best Porn on the Net
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Whores Put on Fashion Shows on the Streets on Madrid
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Beer Pong Table Crash
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Nereida Gallardo is Wearing a Bikini
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Megan Fox Bans Brunettes From The Transformer Sequel
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Spencer Made $50K Off Of Mary-Kate In High School
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Petra Nemcova Short Dress
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Striptease of the Day
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TORY LANE Gallery
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Elisabetta Gregoraci & Her Sugar Daddy Husband Flavio Briatore
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Asians Do Car Washes Right
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Use This to Get Sex the Easy
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Grandma Got a Dildo For Her Birthday
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Miami Hotties in a Club Where They Don’t Let People Like You and I
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Anne Hatheway Most Probably Tattled on Her Criminal Boyfriend
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LiLo’s Half Sis–Figment of Daddy’s Attention-Seeking Imagination?
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Professor Splash Breaks Record for Shallow Diving
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Model Falls to Her Death in Possible Suicide
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‘Naked Cowboy’ can sue makers of M&Ms
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“I Want My Mom Right Now”
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Web Sluts Who Get the Job Done
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On The Job Pussy Play
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The Girls Next Door Naked Photoshoot Outtakes…
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Some Indian Pornstar Named Priya Rai
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

30

Jun

Ronaldo’s Girlfriend/Fiance/Model/Front in a Bikini of the Day

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Thank fucking god the Euro shit is over, now honking immigrants with flags on their cars can be put to fucking rest and I can go about my daily activities of doing nothing without getting annoyed by honking immigrants.

Here are some pictures of soccer prodigy Ronaldo and his model fiance, or what I call his front to convince the world he’s no homo by hanging out with her, when in reality he’s probably talking about crushes he has on his team and which of his guy friends have the hottest cocks from the locker room. Sure it may not be a fact that he’s a poofter, but his shorts come as pretty strong evidence, and I know that when the picture of him taking a piss was taken, he was standing there wishing that his hand was on someone elses cock and not on his. I guess life is unfair even to those who seem like they’ve got everything.

Either way, her Nereida Gallardo and she is hot….

In Black:

In Gold:

Posted in:Bikini|Girlfriend|Ronaldo

2008

30

Jun

Courtney Love Being Carted Around in a Shopping Cart of the Day

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I had a friend who was pretty much living on the streets for a little while because he had no job, no money and a couple awesome addictions and mental health issues. I would go visit him to catch up and have a couple beers and as the weeks went on, his smell got substantially worse. I asked him when the last time he changed his socks was, because I thought I was going to throw up at the smell of rotting flesh and he confessed that it has been a long time and it was becoming a problem because he thought he either had an infection or a foot fungus that was causing him massive grief. He offered to take off his sock to get my expert opinion but I just told him to go to a doctor and to change his fuckin socks more often, because if you gotta change anything as a matter of survival, socks are up there with underwear. Either way, he didn’t listen and I didn’t hear from him for a few months, one day when I was walking around – I heard some dude callin’ my name, I looked over and it was my old buddy and he was being pushed in a shopping cart. Dude’s foot had been amputated because he didn’t take my advice, and he couldn’t afford a wheel chair rental, so instead just let his friends push him around in one of their homes. It was a pretty awkward encounter, but when you’re poor you make due with what you got.

Either way, here are some pics of Courtney Love biting his style because she’s equally crazy and probably equally addicted and equally unhygienic but she does have a lot of money, so there’s really no excuse for her ghetto wheelchair, except for maybe that she’s a fuckin murdering cunt, but even that’s not much of an excuse for anything other than killing people.

Posted in:Courtney Love|Shopping Cart

2008

30

Jun

Bridget the Midget Flashes Some Tit of the Day

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I am not so well versed in porn as people think I am, I constantly get people coming up to me and asking me or telling me about amazing porn movies they’ve seen or pornstars of the moment that they want to fuck, because they know I am a sleazy motherfucker who is on the computer all day, but the truth is that I know pretty much nothing about porn. I know even less about fetish porn, because fetish shit just freaks me the fuck out, especially when those fetishes involve midgets.

So it turns out that this bitch flashing her tits, is Bridget the Midget, who is probably the most famous midget pornstar, but this is the first time I’ve heard of her and I think she’s pretty fucking smart. Not only does becoming a pornstar mean she’s going to get laid when she otherwise wouldn’t because finding dudes to fuck midgets is fuckin’ harder than you think because no dude wants to admit they want to fuck midgets and no midget has the self confidence to offer up sex for fear of further rejection even though the truth is when given a pussy all dudes will throw down and now this midget with her very small vagina despite all the abuse is making money, getting laid and totally using what was given to her instead of sitting in an office job crying about how life wronged her.

Here she is flashing her tits, because she knows being a novelty isn’t all that bad.

Posted in:Bridget the Midget|Nipple