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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day

Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day

Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day

Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day

Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2008

Apr

Miley Cyrus Topless in Vanity Fair Scandal of the Day

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So Annie Leibovitz is a pedophile and takes sexually suggestive pictures of 15 year old girls for the sake of art, the same excuse every other pedophile uses, but the good news is that Annie Leibovitz is one of those pedophile’s society accepts and awards because their creative vision has nothing to do with their sexual disorders and dysfunctions, like Roman Polansky who is an Academy Award winning pedophile.

At least that what the Spin Doctors (not the band), over at Disney are saying by making the world think MIley was manipulated into getting topless. I guess they don’t want to look like the pedophiles that they are, you know luring little kids to sit on the laps of cartoon like mascots in a amusement park designed to be a magical place for kids while producing brain washing movies and TV shows that have sexual subliminal messages that little kids get addicted to while pretty much owning the girls who star in said shows by paying them insane amounts of money to keep their mouths shut about the seedy shit that goes on behind the scenes. You know the whole use the tool to reach the youth and money make while telling them that a whole lot of girls would kill to be in their position so if they know what’s good for them stick this in your mouth and be sure to stick your finger in my ass while doing that, sweetie, but don’t tell anyone cuz I’ll ruin you, bullshit. Money, Fame, Disney and Vanity Fair are all equally fucked up, but what it all comes down to is Miley Cyrus is a total fuckin’ slut, 15 or not and she probably demanded to be shot topless, and now they are just passing the blame cuz Disney is a wholesome money making machine that made something like a billion dollars off this show and getting any bad press or losing any loyal fans over this will make reaching next year’s billion dollar objective harder and this topless shit doesn’t represent wholesome or some Christian Conservative bullshit that is all part of what makes the USA a total fucking lie. You know the whole we’re so good and wholesome on the surface, meanwhile so corrupt behind the scenes as we’re pumping blow and dicks into our 15 year old actors. We’re the fuckin’ Magical Kingdom fun for the whole family.

I guess I am just pissed because every time I lure 15 year olds into my photo studio I have to make them promise no to tell anyone about the topless pictures that I have to keep locked away in a safe. I am just kidding, I don’t have topless pictures of my 15 year old stepdaughter or any 15 year old, despite popular belief based on the name of the site by people who judge books by their covers, I am not into young girls, I prefer sex addicted 30 year old sluts to experimenting teens. The only thing I say that could be confused for liking young girls is that I wish I was 15 this generation, just because when I was 15 I was getting shit pussy cuz all the hot pussy was too prude to lick my asshole at teenage parties, and the only reason I know this shit is cuz of an Oprah episode, so she’s the real smut peddler.

The truth is that I just watched that Ellen Page movie called Hard Candy where she plays a 14 year old boy and cuts off some internet predator photographer pedophile’s dick last night after finding his kiddie porn stashed away in a safe. I would have thought she’d just be happy someone was giving her some attention, but no she has to go out and cut dicks, I heard she wrote that part in for herself because she’s a penis hating lesbian.

The funniest thing about the whole thing is that she’s not even topless, she’s just fuckin’ ugly. They are making a big deal out of nothing by focusing their energy on the wrong fucking issue and should be spending their time trying to get her some cosmetic dental surgery.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Topless

2008

Apr

Julia Louis Dreyfus Leaves a Beauty Salon of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Julia Louis Dreyfus leaving a beauty salon. Bitch needs more of a miracle worker than a hairstylist to make her look worth fucking. These pictures would make more sense if the Beauty Salon changed their name to Scamming Old Fat Cunts into Paying a Ton of Money in Hopes of Lookin’ good enough for cock and she knows it, that’s why she carries her kid around with her like some kind of trophy that tells the world that someone’s actually came inside her about ten years ago at least once.

Posted in:Beauty Salon|Julia Louis Dreyfus

2008

Apr

Pheobe Price Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Phoebe Price is a whole lot of nothing, and by nothing I mean cellulite. She’s always bringing her freckled pasty body out to events and now she’s showing it off in a bikini. Sure no guy in his right mind would get up in this sack of shit but at least she’s got her dog, because he can’t report her to the authorities when she tries to shove him into her womb head first.

Speaking of sack of shit, I was in an immigrant taxi when wasted this weekend and dude stank of fuckin’ spicy armpit. I was wasted and gagging in the backseat and my only salvation was to stick my head between my legs and fart my drunken farts. Sure it wasn’t my proudest moment as I sat there smelling my own fart as to not throw up to his fat Taxi Driver stench, it was a defense mechanism that was a much more enjoyable that lookin’ at these pictures. I guess to be fair to Phoebe Price, I kinda like smelling ass…even if it’s my own.

Posted in:Bikini|Phoebe Price

2008

Apr

Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Nothing says classy like a bitch with a Playboy tattoo who’s only claim to fame is being in Playboy. It’s like she got that shit back when she was a worthless stripper and the guys at Playboy felt obligated to give her a spread because they were so flattered that she was enough of a slut to brand herself with their company logo. Thank god they don’t do that for every tacky party slut who has a Playboy tattoo because I know that hot girls rarely get that shit, it’s more like every single tacky fat party slut who thinks she’s got it going on because one asshole was drunk enough to tell her she looked good enough for Playboy to get a blowjob and she took her new found self esteem to the tattoo parlor to remember that day forever…..

Either way, here’s Shauna Sand in a bikini.

Posted in:Bikini|Shauna Sand

2008

Apr

Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Here’s some pictures of Brooke Hogan with her manly boyfriend out in a bikini when he should be the one in the bikini. She’s been forced to tan outside since her parents are having a bitter custody battle over their tanning beds. At least she’s been able to emotionally eat her way through this whole mess….

Posted in:Bikini|Brooke Hogan

2008

Apr

Brooke Shields on Crutches of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Brooke Shields Leaving the hospital on crutches, I guess her legs finally gave-out from the weight of her testicles.

Posted in:Brooke Shields|Cripple

2008

Apr

From the Forum of the Day

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I didn’t end up drinking last night because I drank all day and I thought my heart was going to explode, so instead I snuck out for some late night shitty food near a stripclub. I like to go there at shift change, just to see the strippers in their everyday clothes order food. It’s like knowing the behavior of a stripper outside the club like being part of their everyday life while they eat disgustingness emotionally after being grabbed by disgustingness and treated like disgustingness all night and that pain makes paying them to grab their tits next week for 10 dollars more fun.

While at the shitty restaurant, I met a group of 18 year old lesbians who aren’t lesbians yet, they are just sexually charged teenagers who talk about pussy more than I do and they had just left the stripclub that they went to for the first time and they were horny as fuck and grabbing at each other, despite having never actually fooled around before. I was trying to convince them that all girls are bisexual and that they should just finger themselves together and let me watch and that’s when I realized that cute 18 year old bi-curious chicks who get food after going to the stripclub for the first time is a lot sexier to creep on than a broken down 30 year old stripper who looks like death and smells like hand sanitizer in her cheesy everyday clothes eating pancakes after a night of hard work.

Either way, they didn’t let me watch them masturbate together, but if the night ended in a slumber party in their parent’s basement, I can almost guarantee that it went down and not being an 18 year old dude to get in on that is depressing but not as depressing as Sundays are. So here’s the latest from the forum to entertain yourself on a lazy sunday.

————music—————-

Pre-Release Tom Petty
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My Morning Jacket – Evil Urges
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Way of the Dragon OST
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FLight of the Conchords – Live
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Flight of the Conchords – Album
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Metallica – S&M
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Alkaline Trio – Agony & Irony EP
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Steely Dan – Everything Must Go
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Jason Mraz – The Geek in the Pink
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Naked City
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Ninja Cuts – You Don’t Know
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Ringo Star and his All-Starr Band
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Belle and Sebastian – Boy With the Arab Strap
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Jurrasic 5 – Quality Control
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Triumph – Classics
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Neil Halstead – Sleeping On Roads
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Autechre – Anvil Vapre
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The Pretenders – Get CLose
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Essential Neil Diamond
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The Action Design
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Shaquille O’neal – Diesel
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Bjork – Medulla
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Joh Digweed – Transitions vol.4
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The Rapture – Peices of the People
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The White Stripes – De Stijl
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Scissor Sisters
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65 Days of Static
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Art Brut – Bang Bang Rock n Roll
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Scarface – Face II Face
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Lou Reed – Transformer
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TV on the Radio – Desperate Youth
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Crash Test Dummies – Ghosts That Haunt Me
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Chubb Rock – The One
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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
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———-porn————–

Gigantic Floppies
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BIF
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Chewing Gum in the Sand?
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Puffies
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Young and Busty
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ASS that…
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More of the Good Stuff!
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It’s Ladies’ Day to Feel Yourselves
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Trashy College Chicks Smoking Pole
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Tijuana Cheerleader Sex Tape
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———-pics————

Scene Chicks are Hott
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You Know You Like it!
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Jester’s Wife Like Anal
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One of our female members shows some tit
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Rainbows – Not as Gay As you think!
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She’s Gonna Taste My Prostate Gland
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An Amputee that you would try and bang
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————-video———–

Can I smell your…
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Tag Teamed on Security Cam
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———–Software————-

Winamp PRo
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———–sex talk————

Girls, do you like Anal Stimulation?
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————-e-books————-

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
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100 Bullshit Jobs
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Posted in:Forum

2008

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have this habit of not posting the stepLINKS on Friday afternoons because I am out getting myself in trouble instead. Last night I only told one dude I was going to rip his fucking throat out for calling me fat because despite being fat and knowing I am fat, I don’t need some cocksucker in an Ed Hardy shirt telling me that I am fat. I also lied to a girl about how I was a lawyer, in attempts to get her to give my virgin friend a handjob in the alley, it worked until I brought up the whole handjob in an alley thing and that drove her to hate me, but for the first 5 minutes, when we were talking about Law, she was hooked. I don’t remember much from the night, but I’ve proven yet again that Tequila makes me a pirate. I like to consider that my life work.

Here are my links…

Julianne Moore Dressed Like a Mermaid You’d Fuck Because You’d Fuck Anything With Tits.
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Keeley Hazel is Topless
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Jennifer Tilly is Hot, and By Hot, I Mean She’s Got Tits
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Some Shitty Trailer For Some Shitty Movie About Playboy Bunnies
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These Sluts Have Abs
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Hot Chocolate Wrestling, Looks Like Shit Wrestling but Smells Like Cold Winter Childhood Nights….
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Cosmo Wins the World Record For Largest Bikini Photoshoot
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Web Cam Whores Can Be Your Date For The Weekend Because You Don’t Need the Headache of Real Chicks.
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Some Asian Nipple Slip at the Club
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Some High Jumper Camel Toe
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Sam Keller’s GIrlfriend – Round 2
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Some Naked Slut in Glitter
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Here’s a Wet T-Shirt Special
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Some Guys Catch His Friend Fuckin’ Some Chick in His Car Video
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Some Slut Named Danni Wells in a Whole Lot of Pictures and Videos
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Nothing Like a Naked Chick With a Cold Sore
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Some Crazy Chick Fight Video
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Candice Michelle is Naked
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Some Hot Golfing Slut Video
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Some Whore Getting Stuffed With Candles Cuz She’s The Romantic Kind
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Brooke Hogan Eating a Puppy
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Group Sex Blooper of the Day
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Penis Boxing is a New Lesbian Favorite
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A Really Well Organized Asian Orgy
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Some Drunk Chick Lickin’ the Floor
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Some Lesbian Foot Fuckin’
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Some Japanese Robber Makes A Daughter Bang Her Father Video
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Maybe He Can Share a Cell With Amy Winehouse
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Mariah Carey Botches Her Performance on Good Morning America
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I Still Wanna Bang Vanessa Hudgens
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Katie Price Looks Like a Carebear Hooker
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This Rock the Cradle Thing Is Fucking Retarded
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Kathy Lee is Armed and Dangerous, and By Armed, I Mean Her Tits Are Huge
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This Ass Bouncing Video Hypnotized Me
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This Is Your Pussy Map Right Here
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Mega Tetris!
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I Had Almost Forgotten About Daisy Fuentes Here She Is Being a Slut
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Spear My Fuckin’ Pussy (NSFW)
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Losers With Video Game Tattoos.
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Erica Campbell Wants to Show You Her Rack
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Tricia Helfer is a Slut
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Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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Alessandra Ambrosio is a Kinda Hot Pregnant Chick, But Still Pregnant, and That Means Someone Beat You to the Ute(rus).
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Since the NFL Draft is Tomorrow
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Some Slutty Ad For College
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Turkish Karate…or Something
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The Hot Chick from the New Jackie Chan/Jet Li Movie in Some Asian Mag or Some Shit
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Young and Busty Pictures of a Whole Lot of Sluts…
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A Whole Lot of Amateurs in Various Stages of Undress
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Some Big Breasted Chick…Topless, In a Sheer Top and Showing Off her Ass
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Thai and Topless
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This Will Get You Laid…IT’s a Proven Scientific Fact….
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Amateur Pics of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

Apr

Pink’s Hard Nipples Go Lesbian Shopping of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Lesbian Pink doing some Lesbian Grocery Shopping and her nipples are hard. I was trying to figure out what she bought because I figure lesbians buy anything tree hugging, vegan, organic and granola based, but can’t make out what this is. I guess lesbians also buy anything phallic because they can use it on their pussies before eating it in some kind of green-living, saving on consumption kick.

I think ti’s funny how everyone is fuckin’ crazy about saving the environment now, it’s everywhere I fucking look. Where all these people think they have a responsibility to save the fuckin’ world and that their using shitty overpriced lightbulbs or putting a brick in their toilet is going to make a fucking difference. I don’t like group though and that’s why I still don’t recycle. I am a garbage producer and the proof of that is in this site.

Posted in:Nipples|Pink|Shopping

2008

Apr

Brooke Hogan’s Got a Wet Ass of the Day

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Brooke Hogan is sad that her parents are staging a divorce and that her dad is running around with her older friend and mentor because bitches look the same. She’s so upset that the attention isn’t on her that’s she’s gone out and peed herself like a 2 year old kid because she knows that will get mommy and daddy’s attention and in some juvenile way, hopes that her emotional breakdown will bring their family together.

I never understood why kids were such pussies about their parents splitting up. It seems like a way better situation to be in. You don’t have to listen to the fuckers fight all the time, you have two homes so you can always escape whichever parent is pissing you off and the guilt your parents have for being failures by starting a family with someone they wrongfully thought they would stay with and the social shitstain they’ve become in their community leads to overcompensation that usually comes in the form of a lot of gifts. Whenever I see a kid cry about his parent’s divorcing I always laugh at how self-important people are, like their little bullshit family unit is relevant to the rest of the fuckin’ world and they should just look on the fuckin’ brightside instead of pulling a Lohan and blaming the divorce for her self-destruction. Shit’s fuckin’ weak so Brooke Hogan better pull the fuckin’ diaper up, shut the fuck up and film a fuckin’ sex tape because I want to know if she’s actually got a pussy or not because she’s broad and I like to think that’s the only revenge I can see fitting to show her parent’s how their failed marriage destroyed her that benefits me.

Posted in:Ass|Brooke Hogan|cleavage