Someone emailed me this video of some TV host in Holland who got a little too close to a little boy during a duet they performed together. I guess it could be the passion that one feels when singing with someone else, or maybe dude is just into little boys and wants the world to know because he’s tired of hiding it but I am going to say that shit is just a joke and a better joke than anything that airs on American TV because in America everything is censored and sex with little boys is so wrong that we can’t joke around about it. Now, I totally agree that sex with little boys is completely wrong and sick but I also know that it goes down and we should be able to laugh about it.
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2008
24
Apr
Ray J Gives Advice on Pickin’ Up Chicks of the Day
I know nothing about Ray J, other than the Kardashian Sex tape that made him a million dollars an made her 5 million dollars and lead to her TV show and other jobs. He’s Brandy’s brother and he fucks a lot of girls and this dude got with him and talked about getting pussy.
I don’t know if I’d ask a dude who fucked a fat girl how he got with her, I figure his strategy was simple and that is either offer her some food or give her some attention since everyone always goes for her friend, but then I realized I am talking about Kim Kardashian who think she’s substantially better lookin’ than she actually is so she’s probably a hard pussy to crack because of the ego, but he did get with her before all that hit and she was just his sister’s useless stylist so who fuckin’ knows.
The whole pick up artist movement is funny because I think it works. I have never read much about how to manipulate girls into the bedroom but from the shit I’ve seen negative hits and playing hard to get work. You gotta make a girl feel insecure so you tease her in a way that I don’t tease girls because every girl hates me after about a minute with me, but you make a comment about her hair or outfit that will keep her thinkin’ about it wondering what you meant. An example would be saying “is your hair real” or “those shoes look comfortable”. It just get their wheels turning enough to give you the upper hand and make them want to impress you or prove themselves to you. The next step is to no obsess over them because you have the in, you gotta play it cool like you don’t want their pussies and then all of a sudden they’ll be trying to win you over by throwing their pussies at you.
Ray J’s advice is to use aggressiveness on the classy girls…like pull them aside, tell them to come with you, demand a number and they won’t know how to react so they’ll just go along with it and his other advice is to be corny or make cheesy jokes because girls are into corny jokes it reminds them of playing with My Little Pony and Barbie and seems harmless and cute.
Now the easiest way to get pussy is just to pay for it because a girlfriend has proven to be more expensive than 7 five dollar blowjobs, but if you’re not into the whole paying for sex directly and prefer the paying for sex indirectly because it’s more of a challenge, the key for you to get pussy is to leave your house.
2008
24
Apr
FHM’s Top 100 Hot Chick List
People like lists and I am not sure why but I do know that online Top 10, Top 15, Top Anything lists do well. If this site was a Top 10 site, my traffic would be through the fuckin’ roof and that kinda makes me want to start doing these kinds of lists because they seem pretty easy to compile since no real logic goes into them, they are solely based on opinion.
I like to think they are successful because we have no real thought process of our own and like shit to be served on a platter because we are lazy and so the next time we are with a group of friends we have something to talk about or debate because coming up with our own topics of conversation is hard and every dude can get down to a who’s hotter conversation like we were 14 and talking about the girls in our class.
I don’t see why knowing the Top 100 girls according to a magazine or according to anyone is relevant to anyone’s life. The truth is that all these magazines and sites compile these lists, get a lot of buzz about who they choose and include and the order they put them in. I just find it a waste of time to argue whether Alba is hotter than Britney or Lohan or Cuthbert, the fact is we’d fuck all of them and their order of hotness is pretty useless to me since I would fuck all of them, their home phone numbers and emails would be a little more useful because at least then I could use my charm to seduce them and by seduce I mean call the police and get me arrested for stalking them.
I always get in the argument that if any girl gets naked, no matter how disgusting she is, guys will watch and probably enjoy the show, so to say that one bitch is hotter than the next is bullshit because what I find hot, my friends don’t find hot, so seeing a list like this is pretty much a whole lot of bullshit, kinda retarded but since everyone does them, I’d rather be talking about FHM’s than some shitty men’s site, because at least FHM is a real publication and not a whole bunch of cheesy virgin dudes behind a screen….
To See the Entire List You’ll Just Have To….
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Megan Fox in a Black Dress
Megan Fox in a Grey Dress
Megan Fox in a Red Dress
Megan Fox Plays With Her Boyfriend’s Boner
Posted in:FHM|Hot Chicks|Top 100
2008
24
Apr
Karla Edecan NSFW Mexican Sex Tape of the Day
Her name is Karla Edecan, she’s a Mexican Cheerleader and she has a sex tape. I am not like my black friend who always looked the other direction when a black girl would get up on stage to strip. He thought that shit was going against all his people had gone through and that disgusted him. I feel like seeing a hot Mexican chick getting fucked brings me back to my roots and doesn’t go against much and feel like every single girl should be documenting their sex so that I can get a glimpse into it as that is the closest I will ever get to fuckin’ them….
Either way, she lost her deal promoting the Mexican phone company which from what I heard is just two messenger donkeys, but it’s still a big deal for her I guess….and I am surprised considering everyone has a fuckin’ sex tape these days. We shouldn’t be slapping these girls hands to punish them, we should be inserting dildos in their asses and filming the shit because that is the next level of entertainment…at least according to me.
Posted in:Karla Edecan|Mexican|Sex Tape
2008
23
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I did my good deed for the year today. It’s actually the first good deed I’ve done in a long time because people are generally afraid of me and stay as far away from me as possible, but today I was the only one around and this woman with huge post-pregnancy tits was trying to get her baby up a flight of stairs and asked for my help. I never say no to a big set of tits despite the danger I was putting my near death self and her baby into so I grabbed the stroller and did my thing. She didn’t really appreciate when I asked if she breast fed but still politely answered yes because you don’t want to fuck with a homeless lookin’ dude holding onto your baby carriage. When I said that the baby was lucky was when she grabbed the carriage herself and finished the job, but I think it still counts and helping and I got me some fuckin’ good karma points which comes in handy when you spend your days being a cocksucker to everyone on the internet.
Here are my links….
Check Out a Bunch of Galleries of Sluty Party Chicks
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Nicole Richie Lost her Pregnancy Tits
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Mariah Carey Has Record Breaking Cleavage
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Fun From Japan
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Kelly Brooke is a Single slut
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I Don’t Know Who This Bitch is, But Her Nipples Are Hard and She is Black. That’
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Webcam Sluts Here
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Use This to Get Sex, Because You Are a Loser and Can’t Do That on Your Own
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This Japanese Chick Looks Like a Real Doll
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More Galleries of Real Girls
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Christina Milian Gallery
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Let’s Hope She Writes About Her First Orgasm
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Paris Hilton Banned From Russian Hotel for Being a Diseased Whore, or Something to That Effect
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Kelly Clarkson Likes to Let Her Cunt Hang Out, Even When She Has Company Over
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Find Girls to Fuck
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More Miranda Kerr
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Katie Price Celebrates Being a Slut
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Amateur Strip Down of the Day
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I Want to Punch Tila Tequila in the Face and by Punch I Mean Fuck….
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Pam is a Hot, Naked Latina Chick
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Find Your Porn
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Nikki Sluts it Up on the Web Cam
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Lookin Good Sweetheart Singing Some Like a Virgin or Something Like that….
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Why Kids Move Out
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Amanda Righetti is Some No Name, But She’s Lookin Fine
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Top 10 Huge Natural Boob Topless Scenes
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More Amy Winehouse Insanity
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Rinaldo’s Girlfriend Topless and Posing….
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Some Guy Cleans Out His Chick’s Anus
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2 Guys and a Horse….Can’t Be Safe….But Funny…Thanks Goldemberg…For Ruining My Day…
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Vote Me For Best Blog in Montreal…Because I am….
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Here are 14 Celebrity Sluts Who Like Guns
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Kim Kardashian’s Camel Toe
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Lynne Spears is Disappointed in Her Slut of a Daughter but I am Not…I Love Teenage Pregnancy
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These Drawings of Sluts Are Hotter Than Most Sluts You See in Real Life…Maybe Cuz You Never Leave Your House…
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Some Sluts Wrestling in Jelly
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People Are Strange
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OJ Simpson May Be on The Celebrity Apprentice. Hopefully One of the Challenges Involves Kiling Two People and Getting Away With It
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The Fucking Japanese People Think of Everything, I Swear
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Korean Karaoke Video
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Ashley Simpson Attempts to Sing and Dance on Leno
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Jessica Sirio is Hot and Hanging Out in Her Bikini
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Learn to Last Longer in Bed, Because a Minute and a Half Don’t Cut It
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Learn Some Sex Positions
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Some Asian Getting Naked For You
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A Whole Lot of Half Naked Chicks
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Some Pimply Dude and Some Hairy Chick Document Their Sex Life
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Posted in:Uncategorized
2008
23
Apr
Ali Lohan is Not Hot of the Day
Here’s ugly duckling Ali Lohan out and about wherever the fuck she is. I am not sure why I am posting it, but she’s ugly. It reminds me of this thin-lipped long chinned lesbian who used to play Rugby and who I always lost to in beer chugging contests at one of the local bars I used to frequent. I never really got over that loss, but the real thing I never got over was that the thin-lipped long chinned rugby playing lesbian wasn’t actually a lesbian and would constantly have dirty man sex with guys she met at the same bar I used to frequent. I never could grasp how a dude could fuck a chick who looked like a dude and acted like a dude as she burped, farted and challenged us to arm wrestling matches like some kind of tomboy who was more boy than the average tomboy , but I guess guys have no standards and like a chick they can kick it with. I am not one of those guys. I remember laughing in her face this day I saw her wearing a dress and she punched me in the face. I bled and she jumped on the table and roared like some kind of wrestler…a wrestler who looked a lot like Ali Lohan.
2008
23
Apr
From the Forum of the Good
Forums are for losers, people who have forums are bigger losers so go to the forum and take advantage of all the shit a bunch of losers have uploaded. Truth is, I like the losers in the forum, they are a good kind of loser and we’ve finally landed a girl who poses in her underwear for us…Clementine, I’m talking to you….
Here’s a glimpse into what’s going on in the Forum…
Goldfrapp – Happiness
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The Rapture – Out of the Races
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Linkin Park Acoustic Christmas
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Air – Moon Safari 10th Anniversary Special Edition
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Pre-Release Sasha – The emFire Collection
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Allman Brothers Box Set
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Art Brut – Bang Bang Rock and Roll
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Brian Setzer and the Tomcats
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New Young Pony Club – Fantastic Playroom
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Hot Chip – Coming On Strong
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The Complete Stone Roses
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White Stripes — Self-Titled
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Rolling Stone’s 500 Greatest Songs of All TIme
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Labor In Vain – Feeling Herself
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Some Meat Curtains
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More Random Wenches
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Asses That You’ll Never Bang
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Keeley Hazel (NSFW)
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Kingdia Video Converter
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ZipGenius
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McDonalds Makes You Fat
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McTerrorist
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Natalie Portman Golden Shower
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Get a Chicken Samich and Some Waffle Fries!
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Jordin Sparks is a fat Bitch
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Who is This Slut and Does Anyone Have More of Her?
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Which Girl Would YOU Choose?
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Suckle on My Teet You Sick Fuck….
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Sex Injuries….
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Italian Porn Request
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Posted in:Forum
2008
23
Apr
Gisele Bundchen’s Tit in DT Magazine
I just wrote about how Alessandra Ambrosio being a pregnant Brazilian with big pregnant lady tits is nothing to get off to, but Brazilian tranny porn is. Part of me hates saying that this slut Gisele is a tranny because everyone says that shit all the time and it’s repetitive, but the truth is that no one I know finds her hot and like to reference Leonardo DiCaprio’s time with her as an experimental time in his life. I also like to say that she reminds Tom Brady of the those college football initiation days, when he would shove a broom stick up his ass while jerking off for his teammates before showering in their cum in the lockerroom before washing up together and goin’ out for a beer to fuck bitches together….Either way, this tranny has a tit and it’s distracting us from her busted up mug, so enjoy it, cuz it’s not gay if she looks like a girl, at least that’s what everyone I know who’s been sucked off by trannies have always said to me and I believe them….because they have no reason to lie to me, it’s like once you openly tell someone you’ve got off to a tranny you’ve pretty much divulged your deepest darkest secret and there’s little worse than that…I don’t know what I am talking about but I do hate you…and if that doesn’t make this post better…I don’t know what does.
Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Photoshoot|Tits
2008
23
Apr
Alessandra Ambrosio’s Pregnant Tits of the Day
I love how all these fuckin’ virgins get all excited when a pregnant chick shows up with her cleavage exposed because her tits are miraculously bigger. It’s like seeing a teenage kid who just hit puberty on the beach amongst girls in bikinis. Their excitement makes no fuckin’ sense to me, maybe it’s because I know the condition her pussy will be in in 9 months, or maybe it’s cuz I don’t like lookin’ at fat chicks with big tits because I don’t like fat tits or maybe it’s because big tits usually mean sloppy asses. The truth is that getting off to a pregnant chick is some twisted shit and a losers sport. I have a hard enough time fucking a hooker knowing she slammed a guy an hour before me so thinking about a dude beating me to the prize and the proof is showing in her fat uterus that I am trying to cum inside really messes with my head.
The good news is that despite how twisted I am and how much I enjoy watching girls breast feed their babies in public, I can die knowing that I am not as sexually fucked up as I am accused of while all these other sick seemingly normal virgins fucks are jerking off to knocked up Brazilian bitches and I’m at home watching Brazilian tranny porn, because there’s nothing more normal than watching a hot chick with a dick getting sucked off by another hot chick.
Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Pregnant|Tits