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2008

05

Mar

Ivanka Trump is Boring as Fuck of the Day

Ivanka Trump is a rich chick who has had all the opportunities to be a normal twenty something rich party slut. She could have developed a drug or alcohol problem, a sex addiction or even flashed the camera a few times whether with upskirts, nipple slips, bikini action or even some fuckin’ cleavage. But instead, the only she gives us to work with is a face that’s seen one too many plastic surgeries and the ability to put any virile man to sleep with her boring choices of events to attend and clothes she wears to those events.

When I look at her, I think of a girl who has grown up way too fast for her own good, and I’m not talking about the kind of growing up too fast I like, with underage drinking, a sleazy career, more sexual partners than the average 40 year old and a couple abortions by the time she’s 18, I’m talking about turning into a 50 year old, soon to retire, educated career woman who hangs with other 50 year olds because they understand her.

She can play the whole not falling into the scene or taking advantage of the opportunities she has been given by fuckin’ around, but I think the reality of it all is that it’s a total fuckin’ waste of a good set of tits.

Here she is promoting some sort of golf products in her wool dress she borrowed from her born again Christian friend to depress you more that you already are.

Posted in:Boring|Ivanka Trump|Rich

2008

05

Mar

Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova Pose With Bras the Wrong Way of the Day

Here are some pictures of Karolina Kurkova and Adriana Lima playing around with bras like a couple of ten year old boys who just snuck into their sister’s underwear drawer or maybe like a couple of teenage girls celebrating the purchase of their first bra for their budding breasts by doing some kind of ceremonial dance that I wasn’t invited to watch because their mom’s are worried it’ll turn me on or some shit.

I find the whole thing pretty offensive, not because I am against girls wearing bras or celebrating bras, even though bras act as some kind of defensive shield that stand between me and nipples, but I am against girls who normally promote bras by wearing bras showing up to an event in lame T-shirts to promote bras like they are standing at the mall trying to get me to sign-up for a credit card or donate blood. If I wanted to see bitches in t-shirts, I wouldn’t be sitting next to the changing room at a panty store, hoping to sneak a peak, I’d be at the Gap hoping to see a soccer mom in ill-fitting jeans and an oversized shirt posing in front of the mirror trying to make sure it hides her pregnancy weight that she hasn’t been able to kick the last 15 years because she like cookies too fuckin’ much.

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Bra|Karolina Kurkova

2008

05

Mar

Will Arnett in Some Comedy Sketch of the Day

I can’t update my site because I had to switch hosts last night, but I think I can post video so this is me trying.

It’s from Will Ferrell’s shitty comedy sketch site where he gets his friends to do free work and act like assholes for the world to laugh at, because it turns out that people are pretty easy to make laugh when I’m not the one writing the shit. Either way this site is usually not all that funny, but this one was too obscure to ignore. It’s some kind of Olsen Twin sex tape shit with some homo shit interlaced. It’s got some stupid jokes that you could have written, which as we all know, isn’t saying much because you can barely write your own name in the emails you send me. Either way, I almost laughed when he said “all this talk about abortion is making me super wet”. Watch it.

Posted in:Comedy|Will Arnett

2008

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

So it turns out that my host just dropped me as a client today, which is the first time someone’s ever refused money from me, except that time I tried to get a stripper to put my beer bottle in her ass, but that’s not really part of their job unless you have lots of money to offer, I was just offering her a dollar.

Here are my links:

Kobe Bryant Throws His Towel on Some Fan in the Stands Video
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Girls in Mini Skirts are the Only Kinds of Skirts I Chase….
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Behind the Scenes at a Vida Guerra Photoshoot in Puerto Rico
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Anne Hathaway in Her Underwear and Bonus Clip of her Getting Fucked
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Some Body Painted TIts Worth Masturbating To
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Savvy Girls 2007 Video
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John Mayer Feeds the Paparazzi
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Rihanna Live in Concert in Dublin Lookin’ Hot in S+M
Gear
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Here are the 25 Best Horror Movie Kills of All Time
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Throwback Sex Scenes from the Movie Dressed To Kill with Blonde Pubes
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Do You Think This Guy is Gay
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Jack Osborne is a Ladies Man
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Some Hot UFC Girl in Some Photoshoot Video Lookin Hot
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A Whole Lot of Celebrity Nip Slips
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Get These Cam Whores To Do Whatever You Want Them To Do
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Kate Moss is Drunk
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I am Starting a Band with this Kid
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Throwback Heidi Klum Ass Crack Pictures
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Asian Chick With Retardedly Huge Ping Pong Ball Catchers
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Jack Nicholson Ad for Hilary Clinton Gayness
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Some Big Breasted Chick Flashing Her Big Breasted Tits in a Car
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Some Girls Shirt Almost Gets Ripped Off During a Cat Fight
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Some New Carmen Electra Pics
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Phoebe Price and Her Big Have Great Tits
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Some Fergie Photoshoot that is Meant to Look Sexy
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Jessica Alba and Her Pregnancy Tits
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Lily Allen’s Miscarriage Causes Her Car Window to Explode
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Maria Kanellis from the WWE does Playboy – Here are the Pics
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Britney Spears may be Insane but her Body’s Still Hot
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Some Indiana University Cheerleader is an Amateur Pornstar
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David Beckham’s Girlfriend Rebecca Loos in FHM
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Turns Out that Moses Was High When He Saw God – Big Surprise
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Some Hot Webcam Ass Dance
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Some Girl Flashing Passing Traffic
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Pete Doherty Smoking Something in His YouTube Video
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Some Amateur Slut Shows Off Her Tits
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Her Name is Tammy Sytch and in the 90s Was the Most Downloaded Chick Online – She’s Making a Comeback
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Fat Tits and Lingerie Posing
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Some Teens Being Sexy
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FROM THE FORUM

Random Joke
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Ever Had Sex at Work?
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Slap a Bitch!
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Lanni Barbie Pics
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Random Amateurs
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RJD2 – Deadringer
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Gnarls Barkley – St. Elswhere
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Really Red – Teching you the Fear
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The Outfield – Play Deep
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Jurassic 5
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Emilianna Torrini
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Melvins – Hostil Ambient Takeover
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Shinedown – Us and Them
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Metallica – Rare Tracks
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

04

Mar

Tara Reid Never Looked So Good of the Day

These are some pictures of Tara Reid from this past weekend, I think it’s safe to say that she’s drunk and lookin’ her age as her face slowly falls off her face as fast as the cocaine got sucked up her nose off the club’s toilet seat for the last 10 years.

I know when I am drunk I don’t really look my best, actually in my mind I do but when the pictures surface and I’ve sobered up a bit, I realize that I actually look like a greasy rapist on some kind of rapist mission to creep out every single girl I cross paths with.

Either way, she reminds me of some kind of office Christmas party gone wrong , which is fine when it is your office Christmas party and it only goes down once a year and she’s the receptionist you’ve wanted to shove your dick inside the last 9 months she’s been working there, but it isn’t a very good look to be hustling every fuckin’ weekend when you’re old enough to be a soccer mom. At one time she was the all american poster girl for College Spring Break parties and now she’s working on being the poster girl for why you gotta stop partying so hard after college because it will rape you harder than the frat boy did that night he took you on a date and slipped roofies in your drink…you can’t hate him though…at least he took you out for pizza and a movie first.

Posted in:Disaster|Drunk|old|Tara Reid|Wasted

2008

04

Mar

Nicky Hilton’s Got Skinny Fuckin’ Legs of the Day

I know that I linked these pictures last night, but since no one clicks on my links, I figured I’d throw them up here because they confuse me. Nicky Hilton’s legs look like they are from Ethiopia and haven’t eaten much more than a couple of malaria ridden flies in the last 6 months or like the have full blown Aids from a blood transfusion they got 15 years ago because they are hemophiliacs or maybe even from an unfortunate one night bareback session with some dude they met at a bath house….but the rest of her looks thick and sloppy.

I am all for eating disorders, because I like my women skinny but I prefer them when they have an entire body affect and don’t just target one body part because it makes bitch look like some kind of cartoon and the last time I fucked a cartoon I thought my dick turned into a multicolor mess with googly eyes, but it turned out it was just the liquid acid someone slipped in my drink and I was actually just fucking a shoe I found on the side of the road. It was pretty embarrassing.

Posted in:Legs|Nicky Hilton|Skinny

2008

04

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens is a Rockstar of the Day

Nothing says a useless Disney star is finally a fuckin’ rockstar like seeing her on stage with a guitar. There is no way in hell that this is some corporate fabricated bullshit that has a team of writers and huge marketing budget behind it, this is definitely Vanessa Hudgens just doing her one true love and that’s pretty much just rock….I am sure she’s one of those child prodigy guitar virtuoso and not someone who spend a month with a guitar coach learning a handful of chords and songs so that she doesn’t look like a total asshole on stage. I guess throwing in the most hardcore lookin’ Heavy Metal guitar helps her case.

Either way, I don’t think she’s hot, but I’d still like to see her doing what she does best and that’s not embarrassing herself on stage it’s taking more underage amateur panty shots with her friends, like a typical slut in her room alone for her internet boyfriends because I am not going to lie….I’m a pervert and think all girls can be successful at that.

Posted in:Rockstar|Vanessa Hudgens

2008

04

Mar

Lily Allen’s Makin’ Miscarriage Faces of the Day

I guess having a miscarriage feels pretty weird, especially when you really wanted to have the baby to keep your electronic music producing boyfriend attached to you for life, so much so that she drank and smoked the fetus out of her…..that’s why she’s makin’ such crazy faces.

At least the pregnancy wasn’t a total waste and she got herself some pregnancy weight out of it and I know that’s every girl’s dream….Maybe she won’t be painting the nursery this weekend or signing up for pre-natal aquarobics but at least she has fatter thighs than ever…I hear guys love that about girls with a broken uterus.

Posted in:Face|Lily Allen|Miscarriage

2008

04

Mar

People Care About Hayden Panettiere of the Day

I was pretty surprised to see Hayden Panettiere signing autographs because if I saw her in person, I’d be more inclined to challenge her to a wrestling match, and not the kind that I used to challenge girls to as foreplay that lead to me getting a boner and them ending up giving me a blow job, I am talking the kind of wrestling match this strong-man is training for that leads me in a coma because she’s quicker and stronger than a old washed up drunken cigar smoking pervert. If she turned me down, I’d just kick bitch in the knee to see how she reacts because I know that under that dress is a testosterone charged dude who really likes washing her face, at least that what she says in her commercial that is always on at my neighbors’ house….I know Hayden wouldn’t lie to me, not even for a big Neutrogena paycheck, she’s too busy doing push-ups for that.

Posted in:Autographs|cleavage|Hayden Panettiere

2008

04

Mar

Lindsay Lohan’s Got Coke Bloat of the Day

So my wife is still trying to get my dick, even though my dick doesn’t work. Today she went out to the fuckin’ doctor and got Viagra behind my back not realizing that this impotency is all psychological and she’s the fuckin’ cause of it because she’s disgusting, so I figured it was time to have a sit down so she understood that I don’t want to fuck her and the reason I don’t want to fuck her is because she’s fuckin’ fat and smells. So she comes at me with the pack of pills and I tell her straight up that no pill is strong enough to make her look worth a round. I told her she’s fat and keeps getting fatter and unless she drops 75 lbs, she’ll have to get dick somewhere else. I am cool with that, as long as she pays my rent. She tried to flip shit on me saying that the reason she is fat is because I don’t make her feel desirable so she eats the pain away and fucking was always her cardio. So it was this catch 22 bullshit that me not fuckin’ her for being ugly has made her even more ugly, so I’ve pretty much ruined this bitch and taken the little self esteem she has.

In a lot of ways I do the same thing to my wife that Lohan’s cocaine is doing to her, the more she spends time with it, the worse bitch looks, only difference is that I’d still let her rail lines off my dick no matter how much she starts lookin like Chris Farley before his cocaine bloat made his heart explode because addicted girls are easy, all you need is a baggy.

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