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2022

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I always thought it was weird when people would say that you making fun of someone or something stemmed from either a superiority complex, where you and your narcissism and ego think so high of themselves that they have the right to be condescending to the idiots….or you’re making fun of people for your own inadequacies and self hatred….

Why can’t you just make fun of a motherfucker without intellectualizing it, if I see an idiot, an asshole, or a slut and my brain gives me punchline or dis, since my humor is being an asshole, then I do it….not because I’m better than these people, or because I am sad I am not these people, but because I see these people and can’t help it.

The real issue is people caring, or listening, or being affected by the shit some asshole says about them, like who cares what I think, or what any of the haters think, you weak fuck….clearly the problem isn’t the joker, it’s the person offended by some loser making the jokes…let us make the fucking jokes without being annoying about it even if they aren’t that funny…this whole being offended by everything except things that should actually offend you, like the impending apocalypse, world takeover, collapse…but instead you’re mad called a bitch a tranny, or wrong gender, or fuck off….click some stepLINKS

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2022

May

Kim Kardashian is Pretty Shameless, Pathetic, Embarrassing, Demonic of the Day

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Here’s plant based Kim Kardashian trying to make more fat in her body to get sucked out and injected in her creepy fucking ass, while sucking on some ice cream like a basic low level whore, which I guess she is at her core, that money, international fame from shamelessness thanks to good timing on social media shouldn’t make you think she’s anything but that.

This is intentional performance for the paparazzi to feel like she still matters and despite the billion dollars, it’s feeling alot like a Phoebe Price moment, only Phoebe’s more classy and doesn’t act like she’s not being shameless.

Her Hips are fucking weird, her crotch is fucking weird, I don’t know how Pete Wentz sticks his dick up inside it, because it’s mutant sex, but I guess they’ve normalized mutants, the kardashians at the top of the food chain, making normal girls follow their half retard lead and turning themselves into mutants too.

All this to say, this shit makes me feel uncomfortable and I’ve been peed on by old, rotten strippers without asking, shit burned my fucking eyes, so I’ve done been in uncomfortable situations, but none quite like this.

I love the big Cross to remind you that this is a spiritual war and she’s not on the side of the cross, if anything she’s wearing it to disrespect it.

We can collectively hope she gets what she deserves, but she probably won’t since people still follow these people like they are worth following and I’ll never understand it….or how she thinks she’s hot…I guess when you’re into yourself, and everyone around you tells you how hot you are, you get confused into thinking you are…

This is gross on many levels….

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2022

May

Hailee Steinfeld Bodysuit of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is basically the Last of the Mohicans just not starring Kevin Costner, Directed by Kevin Costner, or written by Kevin Costner, and that is in no way meant to be offensive to my Native friends, I am on your side and look forward to the day you organize, mobilize and get your fucking land back.

She is the Last of the Mohicans because she’s the last of the A-List celebrity now that society has gone rogue and everyone is fighting for their 15 minutes like Andy Warhol apparently predicted, or is credited of predicting, like some kind of time traveling weirdo.

Meaning, she came up through the industry, she’s at the top of the food chain, she gets the big pay days and she looks better than ever, you know an influencer without the shameless crying for attention despite not being naturally talented or naturally climbing the ranks, but instead just being a little less lazy than other influencers so they go viral.

The celebs of tomorrow won’t be trained actors, which is probably a good thing, since there’s nothing worse than an actor who takes acting seriously or truly believe they are art….when what they do is more of a joke and they are just told it is art because other people need them to think that in order to make money off them.

I don’t know what this shoot is for, but short outfit, long legs, nice tan since she’s half black, titties, it’s a win.

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2022

May

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Every day you leave your house, you will see some tight pants or tight shorts in action, since it’s a style thing.

Just yesterday I saw some big titty girl who was hardly fat enough to justify those tits on a jog in a pair of tight pants, and when I turned back to look at her run off into the horizon because I like my perversion to be cinematic, romantic and high concept….she had a sweatshirt around her waist not letting me see her ass…making the whole tight pants thing some serious bullshit…

Luckily, there were about 3-4 other tight pants in the area that made up for that cock teaser who was into the tight pants, just not for the right fucking reasons of letting a pervert like me see her labia in action for the jog…and those tight pants came with one fat pussy, one protruding clit and one monster ass I couldn’t figure out the math on how it fit in the tight pants, even with the stretch of the tight pants, but that was probably because I didn’t bring my protractor.

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2022

May

Sara Sampaio Upskirt of the Day

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Good News, despite being a hairy Portuguese fisherman who was recruited to be a lingerie model by Victoria’s Secret for whatever weird reason, since she’ not really that remarkable, but I guess she is a dark skinned, dark haired, light eyes, Portuguese speaking Adriana Lima replacement, there was a similar vibe back in the day they brought her one thinking Lima was probably going to retire eventually, but never did.

But yeah, despite being a hairy Portuguese fisherman, she’s flashed her panties at some luxury event she’s invited to because of the Victoria’s Secret co-sign that put her on the map, and it doesn’t look like she’s hiding a set of balls. Always a win in this era of WHO TUCKS and WHO DOESN’T….most of them we hope don’t TUCK because we’ve been marketed to and think they are hot….but more than we know probably do TUCK because the fashion and entertainment industry is satanic and Satan loves trannies….

All this to say, she’s no longer a Portuguese fisherman, she’s dating a billionaire as Victoria’s Secret models do, but that doesn’t mean her panties don’t smell fishy from all her fish catching stunts she learned in her previous career as a fisherman, but we’ll never know because we are peasants who don’t get invited to the CATCHING A MACKEREL with her CUNT exhibitions….

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2022

May

Dove Cameron Hard Nipples of the Day

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I just did a google news search on Dove Cameron, I figure my ranting and raving about shit I don’t know anything about is boring, played out, we’re 18 or 19 years into this nonsense and still haven’t gone viral, probably won’t go viral, so it’s safe to say go back to the drawing board, give people some information along with my randing and raving about shit I know nothing about.

In my google research I learned that 5 days ago, Dove Cameron was struggling with identity, and todays she’s got hard nipples in a sweatshirt….how versatile.

I don’t know what struggling with identity is, since I’m old and from an era where no one even cared or knew what an identiy was, we just sort of lived doing things we liked or things we could afford without too much boring self analysis because we knew psychology was a load of shit and therapy was for the rich, narcissists looking for answers as to why they are garbage people despite having all they want, because when you have lots of money, you have time for that kind of self involved ridiculousness.

The fact is that of course she has identity issues, she was thrown into an industry at a young age, probably has no idea who she actually is, just playing a part, doing what she’s told, brain washed on a level….so her “covering mirrors”, which I guss is what you do when you have identity issues, so you don’t look at yourself cuz you’re disgusted with yourself, not knowing the person looking back at you, cuz you’re mental.

Well, I don’t care about that mind control, brainwash, abuse child stars and dump them when you’re done with them bullshit, I’m here for the hard nipple in a sweatshirt like it’s a cold day, cuz hard nips, we used to call NIP-ON, is fun, even when the nipples aren’t thumb sized and even when the person with the nipples is some boring, intense, cry baby pushing mental illness nonsense.

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2022

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, since you’re a bunch of desperate losers who can’t really get any tit unless they pay for it, so from your nerd perch in whatever fucking basement sleeper cell you call home, covered in anime printouts you’ve cum tributed, like the weirdo you are…..it makes good stick tack and mom hates when you use thumbtacks on the wall…I get it….you probably only like clown sized tits because you live in a fucking fantasy or delusion…

But as it turns out Tiny Tit lives matter….

I know, it’s a crazy concept that despite everything we’ve ever been told about tits, or how many monster tit girls have got rich and famous off tits, or how many views the big titty girls get on reddit, onlyfans, tiktok, youtube, basically all social media platforms because we’re all tit obsessed…..

It’s been fake news, disinformation, the reason we need information police, to set the story straight, that all tits are good tits, and statistically, if you’re a betting man, your tiny tit girls will have hotter bodies, which is a great trade off if you hatee fat chicks like me.

So here’s the tiny tit post to remind you that tiny tits are hot, even if they don’t trigger your inner infant looking to be fed by a tit bigger than your head.

So let’s collective jerk off to this like a bunch of closet case jocks at the circle jerk, to get it out to the collective consciousness that tiny tits are great, so girls with tiny tits don’t blame their tits on not being a TikTok star making millions, force them to blame other things like their lack of skill, talent, or personality….BUT NEVER the tits.

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2022

May

Alexis Ren Skinny of the Day

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I don’t know the context of Alexis Ren showing off her ass and body fully nude in a quarter turn so that you don’t actually see her pussy sticking its tongue out at you…..

I guess in this era of internet you don’t need a context, or reason, the nude is just part of the marketing program.

I do know that she’s definitely not rocking enough bush for my liking, because if there isn’t a pillow in the panties that I can curl up into to read a nice book, not that I know how to read, but it’s an aesthetic, then I don’t want it.

BUSH IS LIFE motherfuckers, it’s also on trend, so any of these basic bitches still rocking a bald pussy are just idiots who don’t know what’s up….

I’ll still look at their bald pussies…..but they gotta be fucking showing them in order for me to see them….but instead. they aren’t.

Alexis Ren is probably the first slutty travel and adventure always in a bikini girl to go viral, to put that idea of travel half naked in the heads of many bitches as hot, as interesting, since you don’t have to be interesting for views….the queen bee of bikini travel porn they all look up to, so we’ll assume this Dancing with the Stars who was never an actual star, but who danced like she was, before losing….is setting trends for 4 doors more whores….

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2022

May

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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The bikini is the foundation of the internet, without the bikini, I don’t think the internet would exist, and if it did, no one would bother with it for anything besides th free porn and maybe online banking or watching music videos, but none of that social media shit would exist, none of the influencers would exist, no girls from your high school would be producing bikini content from vacation for you to jerk off to, like they are some kind of attention seeking influencer who needs to show off their pilates mom bod….it’d be a dark place.

I don’t know if it is my algorithm from being a tracked individual, facebook just showed me an add about a 1960s Flying Saucer AIRBNB, after I wrote down on a pad of paper 1960s Flying Saucer houses, because I remembered being in one as a kid, maybe it was an actual abduction, and I wanted to research it if I ever got around to it, never mentioning it, never saying it outloud, never googling, or searching it….the fucking thing read my mind..

So yeah, even the most basic camper girls, off grid cabin girls, van life girls, living on a sailboat girls use the most vulgar bikini pics for their Youtube Thumbnail to get the clicks, so even a youtube channel that has nothing to do with bikinis features a hot body in a bikini…

So here’s a bunch of out of context, random chicks, posing and showing off their swimwear, because it’s the heart and soul of the user generated internet content of exhibitionists just trying to get ahead, or get paid, or both.