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2007

30

Nov

I am – Geri Halliwell in Bad Fitting Pants of the Day

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Nothing says I don’t shave my bush like a girl who wears a pair of jeans that don’t fit proper. It’s like she ripped these off some fat chick or her husband and decided to rock them in public because she’s a Spice Girl and Spice Girls don’t have to always be on.

Point being that I am all for girls who don’t wear 300 dollar jeans that make their asses look amazing, because when a girl wears a pair of standard jeans and still has an amazing ass, you know what you’re dealing with, it’s none of that smoke and mirrors bullshit, like the padded bra, or those titty inserts that has mislead men for years.

Either way, Geri Halliwell looks like a fucking college backpacker going through Europe for her first time and who hasn’t been able to shower or change her clothes for a week because she’s down to her last ten dollars except for her old haggard shitty make up job of a face kinda throws that theory away but she’s like any homeless person who’s clothing serves both as a house and a fashion statement, like the dude who hangs out around my neighborhood who wears a snow suit and billy boots all summer…because I guess he has no where to store his winter clothes.


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2007

30

Nov

I am – Stacy Keibler in Animal Print of the Day

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I am still drunk at it’s 10 am, I thought that shit would turn around for me. I am trying to remember my night and the only thing I remember is running shitty game on some bar tender. Her name was Jenny and I told her that my name was Jenny too and she was totally loving my shit and laughing at my lame jokes until I asked her if people called her Jenny From the Block Too, trying to milk my whole “my name is Jenny” strategy. Unfortunately some nasty fucking lesbian with orange hair and dreadlocks and a surrong or whatever you call those wrap around dresses that hippie lesbian’s wear, stepped in on my shit and told me I was running shitty game….making the bartender realize that I wasn’t doing good and making her fuck off on me for the rest of the night.

Now I am cool with girls who hate me because I have a penis, but I am not so cool with them making me lookt like an asshole in front of hot chicks they want to fuck. I get that they were molested and penis is the devil but they should keep their fucking bitterness at home.

Here are some pictures of Stacy Keibler in some animal print, because animal print outfits represents wild sluts who take it up the ass like they are in the jungle, at least that’s the rumor on the street.

I am wasted and it’s 10 am. Fuck You ….


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Posted in:Leopard Prink|Unsorted

2007

30

Nov

I am – Cheryl Tweedy Cole in Leopard Print of the Day

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The most fascinating shit happened to me today and that was sleeping 2 hours after spending the night drinking my face off. I don’t really know what happened but I ended up passing out on some girl’s couch. I tried to midnight molest her, but she wasn’t having it. When I told her I was finger banging her, she got mad at me and said that she hated when dudes did that shit to her

Either way, she woke me up when she had to go to work and I was still fucking wasted. So I ended up hitting up the coffee shop and asking the staff and everyone in the place what the fuck they are doing awake, because when drunk first thing in the morning, I get thrown the fuck off and don’t understand why these insane people are out and about doing normal everyday shit, because I usually sleep all day.

It was like some kind of reality check that real life works around stupid hours and has no room for drunk people like me and I realized that people are pretty receptive to drunk assholes at 9 am, but still have to be up at 9 am and that’s pretty depressing for them. They haven’t figured out that getting on the whole wife on disability payin my way is amazing train.

Either way, here are some pictures of Cheryl Tweedy Cole in some animal print, because animal print outfits represents wild sluts who take it up the ass like they are in the jungle, at least that’s the rumor on the street.

Ps. I am wasted at 9 am. Cuddels


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Posted in:Leopard Print|Unsorted

2007

29

Nov

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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It looks like I got some fan mail:

Your english is one of the poorest I have ever read (even a true Mexican who you are not can do better), the subject (celeb sluts to be, being or has been) of your blog is completely schmuck, your life (or what ever you call what you do, apart drinking and blogging I don’t see) is a complete disaster, you barely desserve the right to keep on breathing, but if I was God I would let you alive because time to time you write some very hilarious things and I lough and I lough and I lough.

My argument is that I have trouble focusing on the screen, re-reading my ramblings, spell check, editing and punctuation, and despite all those drawbacks, I don’t think someone who write like the dude who wrote in this fan letter should be giving me writing tips. That’s like asking a fag how to eat pussy or a fat chick for diet tips or even asking me any advice because I pretty much suck at everything.

If you haven’t Become My Facebook Fan – I Hate You – And You Are Making My Goal of Having 10,000 Fans Unreachable. Jerk.
GO

Here are my links:

Rihanna Dressed in Animal Print Because She’s So Wild….
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Julia Roberts Thinks She’s a Cop…I Think She’s Ugly
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Petra Nemcova’s Pink Panties
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Eva Herzigova on the Runway in Lingerie Video
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Some Big Girl in a Bikini Wrestling Some Skinny Dude
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Britney Spears is Pregnant with JR Rotem’s Baby…I Have No Idea Who He Is…I am a Bad Blogger but I do Know His Middle Name is Rihanna and That’s Massively Gay
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Heather Graham’s Zoo Magazine Photoshoot
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Victoria Silvstedt’s Naked Ass
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Natalie Portman for NYT Style Magazine
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Lied About Being Robbed for Publicity
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Here are Some Hot Triplets in Video…..
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Petra Nemcova’s Showing Off Her Hot Tits
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Lookin’ Good Sweethread – The Breast Implant Edition
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Tara Reid is a Huge Star!!! And Hosts Big Parties in Darwin Australia
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Samantha Ronson Leaving Lohan’s Apartment with a Japanese Herbie Fully Loaded Poster to Masturbate To
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Some Kristen Bell Cleavage Pictures
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Engaged….No Wonder She Let Herself Get Fat….She Has a Dude Who Loves Her Money and Living Out His Teenage Party of 5 Fantasy
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2 Hot Twins Showing off Their Hot Slutty Twin Bodies in Some Lingerie VIdeo
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In Boring News – Britney Spears and Paris Hilton Were Voted Naughtiest Celebrities
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Anne Hathaway’s Tits in Video
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The Dental School Blowjob Machine
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Say Goodbye to Jordan’s Implants
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Here’s a Compilation of Hot Columbian Chicks…Because Where There’s Cocaine – There’s Pussy….That’s a Fact
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Some Chick Named Chantelle Houghton’s Got Some Insane Cleavage
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Paris Hilton Introduces Her Vagina Vaggo to her Parents
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John Travolta was Busted Leaving a Gay Spa…Because He’s Gay
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Some Really Big TIts
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Some Drunk Guy Loses His Balance and Passes Out After Drinking Too Much
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Which Phase in Jordan’s Breast Development Did You Like the Best
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Cat Fight That Doesn’t End When A Girls Shirt Gets Ripped Off and Her Tit Falls Out of Her Bra
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Some Stop Vagina Mutilation Ad
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This is What R Kelly Did on a Sunday…..
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This Will Make You Never Look at Tits the Same Way Again
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Sweet and Sexy Sadie Does Some Public Flashing
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Paris Hilton Wants a Baby, I Guess That’s Why She’s Hanging With Vaggo….Dude Needs Her….
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Some Blonde Chick With Huge Tits in a Bikini Video
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Crystal Marie is a Hot GIrl from Myspace….Here Are Her Pics
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The Top 10 Shocking Hollywood Secrets
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Some Retarded Cross Walk Prank
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Some Ashley Tisdale Sucking Dick While Performing Because She’s Useless
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The Female Bukkake
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20,000 Teddy Bears Thrown on Ice at a Hockey Game
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Drink Til You Puke Video
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Sexploitation – Clip of the Week Called My Third Wife George
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Drea de Matteo and Waylon Jennings’ Jr Jr Have a Baby and Name it Something Retarded
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Some Neil Young For His New Album
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Snoop With a Joint Behind His Ear at Some BBC/Ice Cream Store Opening for Pharell
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Snoops New Video – Sensual Seduction
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Celebrity Jeff Conway Snorting a Fat Line of Cocaine
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The breakdown of Social Networking Bulletins that’s Worth Reading
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Some Crazy Pregnant Chick Goes At Her Boyfriend’s Van With a Shovel
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Some Pervert Loves His Porn So Much He Jerks Off in the Store
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Hot Chick Posing Half Naked
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FROM THE FORUM:

Download Girl Tak – Unstoppable
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Download Journey – Greatest Hits
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Download Frank Sinatra – The Classic Collection
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Download Armand Van Helden – Nympho
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Find Out What Porn Site Is Best For You….
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No Girlfriend? This Will Help You Get Sex
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This is Where You’ll Find People To Have Sex With
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2007

29

Nov

I am – Zoey Zane Internet Nude Model Gone Missing of the Day

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So someone sent this story into me:

A missing Kansas college student believed to be the victim of foul play apparently led a double life as an Internet porn star by the name of Zoey Zane.

Nude photos of 18-year-old Emily Sander appeared on a Zoey Zane Web site before she vanished, and investigators are looking into whether her modeling had anything to do with her disappearance last Friday.

The Web site had some 30,000 subscribers who paid $39.95 a month to visit the site, said David Thomas, the site’s designer, who works for a Florida-based videography and photography business. The free teaser pictures of Sander and other women are very tame compared with the videos and pictures that come with subscription to the site, he said.

Now – I am thinking this has to be staged only because there’s no fuckin’ way a site I’ve never heard of would have 30,000 subscribers at 40 dollars a month and if they do, then I am in the wrong fucking business, not that this is a business. I am sure I could find a hood rat of a girl to get naked enough for perverts to want to fuck and subscribe to the site because let’s face it, she’s really not all that hot….

I think it’s some publicity stunt, because now we’re all thinking to ourselves, why the fuck are so many dudes into this bitch, shit’s gotta be good, I’m going to sign the fuck up too. Or maybe she just ran away because her parents and friends found out she gets naked on the net because one of the 30,000 people recognized her.

But if this is real and she did get kidnapped, the story goes like this. Every creepy fucking lonely dude you see on the bus pulling his dick out for school girls and all those rapists you hear about on the news, all have internet connections and they all have access to young girls and young girls are too stupid to block out their personal information and all post pictures of themselves in bikinis because they think the internet is a happy, friendly place that all their friends use, and don’t realize it’s like standing in the middle of the fuckin’ busiest street in every major city in their bikini…and some people don’t notice, other people jerk off in the corner to it, and other people try to tell them to put their clothes back on, while some dudes try to hustle them to fuck or date them and some crazy dudes want to rape and kidnap them because they are crazy dudes.

It’s just a numbers game and if 30,000 people are up on your shit every month, at least one of them is going to be crazy and think you belong to him and let’s face it at 40 dollars a month, I’d think you belonged to me too. That’s more expensive than my wife is, but that’s cuz she does all the paying. But you know what I’m saying….stalkers aren’t normal and get abnormal thoughts in their mind and if you’ve got myspace, they could be watching you and if you’re reading this site, they probably are you.

UPDATE – She’s dead, See I can admit when I’m wrong…

Posted in:Internet Model|Missing|Zoey Zane

2007

29

Nov

I am – Kristin Cavallari is Hot Enough to Fuck of the Day

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The thing I like about Kristin Cavallari is that she’s good enough to have sex with, but I wouldn’t go as far as saying she’s hot. But she has all kinds of perks that makes her hot enough to marry, like the fact that she’s rich and can support my lifestyle, which is really only about $500 a month, I’m no K-Fed, I just want to bite his style, and not by dressing like a fool and launching a embarrassing flop of a rap career, but by knocking up rich girls, because a baby will always keep us together and by together I mean the checks rollin’ in.

So when a girl has money to support me, it makes her less than perfect face automatically become better than good enough, because I guess a person has more to offer the world than just their looks. See I am not shallow, I can deal with settling for ugly people provided they have money to compensate for the things they are lacking and reality is I sold my soul to the devil years ago, because I went with a fat lonely lady who had no problem paying my way, but now I have to smell her sweat every time I walk in my shitty apartment because I jumped the gun and went with the only bitch willing to do that for me, when I shoulda held out for someone who wasn’t so fat and had a bit more money to offer, but in being realistic, just having a disgusting poor lonely fat chick paying my way is pretty legendary….

Here are some Kristin Cavallari in pantyhose picturs, because she’s not fat.


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2007

29

Nov

I am – Rachel Bilson’s Hot Ass in White Denim of the Day

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I had a pretty fucking weird dream. Don’t worry, I am not turning into some kind of hippie who thinks he’s an Indian and camps out in the park in my leather vest and headdress who analyzes dreams, but I am usually too wasted to actually have dreams because I just kinda pass out, so remembering last night’s dream was legendary.

So here it is. I dreamt that I was in some kind of auditorium or some shit, and I had to shit really fucking badly and couldn’t find a bathroom anywhere, when I did there were line-ups and I didn’t know what to do because I had to be back in the auditorium. So I’m sitting there and can’t hold shit in, so I end up shitting myself as discreetly as possible. I remember thinking how good it felt for about a second, before realizing what I had just done and the smell hit. Everyone in the room started making a fuss about the smell and lookin’ around to see what the fuck caused it. The girl next to me started gagging and leans over and I’m playing along with it like I am innocent and that the sewage system in the building must have backed up. Then I stand up and I’m wearing white pants that I ruined and everyone starts pointing and laughing, so instead of running and crying out of embarrassment, I drop my pants and start running after people with my shit covered hand, and it turns into a scene from a teenage lesbian pillow fight video.

Either way, when I saw these Rachel Bilson in her not-so-period friendly pants, I figured I had to post it, because it’s like I’m a psychic who sees the future in my dreams because I saw white jeans on me so that only means that me and Rachel Bilson’s pants are connected at the soul and I’ll get the chance to shit on them in person one day…..


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Posted in:Unsorted|White Denim

2007

29

Nov

I am – Penelope Cruz’s Lace Bra of the Day

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I was trying to figure out things I hate because I don’t think I really hate all that much, I am more of the kind of person who just doesn’t give a fuck and the only thing that came to mind that I actually hate was periods, both the punctuation and the vagina disorder. I think that’s only because periods fuck up everyone’s life, both guys who can’t fuck their girls unless they like bloody messes, and girls who get all weird an hormonal and have to shove a tampon in every hour of the day to not toxic shock on us. I just hate the punctuation because it fucks up my flow, because I’m like a rapper who doesn’t rhyme and I write this shit singing to myself….

Here are some Penelope Cruz pics, just because I have a thing for exotic looking Spanish girls, it brings thoughts of being the Bull Fighter who waves to his little Spanish Pregnant Wife before being impaled and killed by a bull only, which isn’t so bad because I probably woulda been a bad father who never paid the bills and a bad husband who cheated on my wife anyway…..If you look close enough, you can see bra….you’ve got that virgin vision that the rest of us lose the second we get pussy. I guess this is one of the cases where you’re better than the general public. Other examples are creative ways to masturbate, the ability to organize really well and a masterful command of the brush you use to brush your mom’s hair…


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2007

29

Nov

I am – Reba McEntire’s Old Country Tits of the Day

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Old tits are exciting because they’ve seen a lot more than young tits. Just think how many times they’ve been sucked from husbands, boyfriends, one night stands and her babies compared to some 19 year old who’s only let 5 duded up her shirt, not that that exists, but you get my point and if you don’t it’s fine, because I don’t think I actually made one.

Sure Reba looks like the state fair pig you threw out 25 years ago that’s decided to come knocking on your door to tell you that she still loves you and that you’re daughter you never knew you had has a 10 year old making you a grandfather and before slamming the door in the face because she’s clearly crazy, she offers to sell your some doilies she made for her church bazaar and when you say no she pulls out her tits that are 10 times bigger than they were when you last had her because that’s what getting old does to a woman and you’ve got no choice but to take hold of the aging process with your mouth and bust all over them….and by them I mean yourself, because you’re wife’s in the other room and you got overly excited by the risk of getting caught.

I am drunk and that’s why I just wrote this post. It happens.


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Posted in:Dolly Parton|Reba McEntire|Unsorted

2007

29

Nov

I am – Beyonce and Jay-Z Leaving Somewhere Together of the Day

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If I was Jay-Z I would have traded Beyonce in for Rihanna a long time ago, not because she’s more talented, but because she’s younger, hotter and more popular right now, but I am shallow like that. The only reason I’m still with the wife is because she’s pays my rent and doesn’t complain when she walks in on me picking my ass and smelling my finger, one of my many habits that doesn’t seem to turn new chicks on.

I guess what it comes down to is that either Jay-Z and Beyonce have an understanding that he’s allowed to slam young tighter bodied girls on the regular, give them a record deal and make them millions because it’s all part of business, while Beyonce sits at home eating fried chicken and writing shitty love song lyrics for her next album, and they stay together because it’s good for publicity for both of them and that is also part of business, or maybe they are emotionally attached to each other and really love each other because Jay-Z’s got his own money and Beyonce made her own money, so they both know they aren’t using each other for much more than sex and companionship.

Either way, I just analyzed a relationship that looks like it belongs in a zoo, not because I am racist and think black people look like monkeys, but because Jay-Z’s got a funny fucking face that looks like a monkey, and even if he was white and had the same face would look like a monkey, so you can stop your allogations right now.


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Posted in:Dinner|Jay-Z|Unsorted