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2007

06

Nov

I am – Leelee Sobiesky's Tits at Some Event of the Day

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My internet has been down the last 4 hours and by my internet, I mean the wireless connection I steal from someone in the neighborhood, which actually surprises me because everyone around here are hurting more than I am, but that’s only because I have a wife on disability, paying all my shit for me and I distract myself from my unhappiness with this site. So I called tech support for every internet company I could find in the phonebook and no one was willing to help me because I have no idea who’s connection I am stealing and they don’t seem to keen on helping people who call complaining about connections they steal being down, I think I should write them a letter because I think that’s discrimination but that’s not the point, the point is that I am back on now and so are Leelee Sobieski’s tits at some event, because you all know I don’t discriminate against big tits because they make an ugly woman much more appealing to fuck, unless she is fat, in which case you just close your eyes and ride that shit out, all over the floor.


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2007

06

Nov

I am – Victoria Silvstedt is a Bleached Blonde, Fake Tit Whore of the Day

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You know what the world is missing, sluts who are bleached blond and have fake tits. I feel like I don’t see enough of these kinds of girls every time I leave my fucking house and hit up the strip club or every time I land on a porn site and I don’t even live in LA where I can only imagine these kinds of girls are the norm, but I will never know, because I traveling is too much work for me.

Whenever I see a girl who looks like this, I try to think about her motivation, even though instinctively, I assume they are too stupid to have motivations, but I still wonder if she is trying to be a sex object from the 90s like Anna Nicole Smith, Pam Anderson or Jenna Jameson that every guy wants to fuck and if so, who the fuck told her that that is what guys want to fuck. I know girls like to be the girl guys look at and want to fuck, but maybe that had nothing to with her look and she came up with it all on her own and this shit isn’t trying to look like anyone, it’s just them being themselves and the fake tits were purchased by them because they liked them and it wasn’t to make themselves feel better about themselves and it wasn’t because they were insecure about having small uneven tits that took away from guys wanting to fuck them or because they know big tits are a good way to draw in all the chachi and frat boy attention. Maybe they rock slutty clothing, because they are comfortable having their tits hanging out and showing the world their cunts, and not because people will look their way thinkin’ “fuck I want my dick in that”. Maybe the spend hours in front of the mirror doing their hair and make-up because cosmetology is a fucking passion of theirs and it’s got nothing to do with trying to cover up any flaw they may have or enhance features they think people will noticed enhanced and want to cum all over…

I am sure being a fake tit girl with bleached blond hair has nothing to do with being insecure and craving male attention, I am sure it’s just a style thing and I haven’t got any real issues with it, because the more insecure sluts there are in the world, the more chances you have in getting laid, and I am a fan of you getting laid because I don’t want my 3 reader team sucking at life like I do. It reflects badly on me and I like Victoria Silvstedt at the World Music Awards 2 days ago, care about our public image. That’s why she lets Greek Midget Billionaires eat her out in public and sues me for posting the pics…and doesn’t just get into porn and encourage all the publicity she can get. She’s classy. Cunt.


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2007

06

Nov

I am – Pete Doherty Shoots Heroin of the Day

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I have a non-sexual man crush on Pete Doherty and I am not ashamed to say it. Every time I see pictures of him all I can think is how awesome the motherfucker is. He bangs models, he’s constantly getting busted for drugs, he’s pretty much the only real rockstar out there who doesn’t give a fuck about anything and when people don’t give a fuck, they are automatically cool to me. I hate all this candy-coated bullshit that all the famous people are part of. All the washing and wearing clean cloths and scandals that are staged for publicity and when they aren’t and people do slip up they issue apology letters and shit to spin the story because they are scared of their public image and it’s not being real, its being slaves to the public because they want to make more money than they already have and keep people working with them instead of just living the life they want to live. They are the McDonald’s of humans and Pete Doherty isn’t because he seems to be doing what he wants and not giving a fuck and I downloaded his Babyshambles album last week and thought it was solid, so dude not only doesn’t give a fuck and lives his life how he wants to but is good at what he does and produces quality music which is all we should really care about.

That said, seeing him shoot up is fucking disgusting, because heroin is the fucking devil. This shit takes over your fucking life and never goes away until you die. It’s so good that it rapes your soul and every time I talk to heroin addicts I just know they are fucked and shit has already killed them and every time someone tells me that they are planning to try heroin for the first time I try to convince them to not do it, because despite it being amazing and always being up for a good fucking time, I can think of other ways to get fucked up that are less abusive.

I remember the first time a friend of mine shot up in front of me and shit was a disaster. He told me that if he overdosed to drag him outside and call 911, but he didn’t. He just sat there like a zombie for about 20 minutes until he decided he needed more. He ended up locking himself in my bathroom for a day and I couldn’t get him out, but he didn’t die he was trying to convince me that he was taking a shit for 6 hours. He ended up dying in his sleep a few years later. He was 27.

If you missed out on getting your Robert Goulet album singed, don’t make the same mistake with Doherty, cuz that shit’s bound to go up in value when he dies, which is probably sooner than he thinks.

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2007

06

Nov

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Two girls I used to harass on Friendster, before I ever started this website randomly added me to Facebook today. When I was harassing them on Friendster back in the day, they wanted nothing to do with me and thought I was a creep. It turned out that they were 15 and lying about their age, so I pretty much was a creep. Either way, I want to believe that this was some celebrity story where now that I am famous they are jumping on the train like they were always on it, even though they gave me little to no support and just threatened me with legal action back in the day. But then I realized that I have no readers and they probably just picked up their copy of Penthouse Forum Magazine and saw that I was there and figured that I must have hit big and now I’ve won them over.

I wasn’t Nominated for the 2007 Blog Awards and Think You Should Email The Guy Responsible:


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Here are my links. Ps The Girl in the pic claims to read the site and begged me to post her picture. I guess I get all the pussy….

Snoop Doggy Dogg’s Fight With the Cops Because He’s a G
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Angelina Jolie’s African AIDS Legs
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30 Reasons Girls Should Call it a Night (From the Facebook Group I Posted on Today)
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Seinfeld Loses it on Larry King
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Some Really Fat Dude Getting Down at the Office
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Some Rapping Preacher Should Make Any of you Believers Denounce This Shit Because It’s Worth than Britney Spears
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Kim Kardashian Talks About Playboy and Why She Didn’t Want to Show Her Pink
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Katie Holme’s Hard Nipples Run Marathons
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Vanessa Minnillo Wears Bikinis
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Gisele is Going Broke Even Though She Makes 30,000,000 Dollars a Year to Stand in Front of a Camera, and is Demanding To Be Paid in Euros
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Lacey Chabert’s Showing Off her Stomach
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Some Chick Named Marta Cecchetto Has a Panty Slip
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Shia LeBeouf Deliberately Gets Arrested in Hopes of Getting Anally Raped Because There’s No Way Dude’s Not a Fag
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Short Skirt
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Amy Winehouse Threw a Fit at the EMA’s and Scared Snoop
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Amy Winehouse on TV when She Was 14
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Vivica A. Fox Rocks a Bikini When She Probably Shouldn’t and Shows off Her Belly For Us Fat People to Remember We’re Not Alone….
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Chanelle Hayes Looking Slutty in Nuts Magazine
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Some Drunk Lady SHooting a Gun…Cuz They Are in America Dammit.
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Alicia Silverstone PETA Spoof
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Michelle Marsh Topless in Body of Mind Pictures….And By Mind, I think They Mean Nipples…
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Some Britney Spears Promo Pics for Her Album
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Christina Aguilera Confirms her Pregnancy…Thanks because We Were All Left in the Dark on That One….
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Thank God. Sarah Jessica Parker Doesn’t Think She’s Sexy EIther
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Some Hot Slut Named Alessia Marcuzzi in a Bikini Because You Like Bikinis
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Some Girl Takes a Picture o Her Ass
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How About a Little Whale Vagina and By Little I Mean Scary as Fuck Vagina
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The Maria Sharapova Crotch Shot That is in Court
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Crazy Party Clown Gets in a Fight at a Kids Party (I Call Fake)
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Some Meth Couple Freezes to Death
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Creepy Jailbait Watch
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Some Eight Legged Toddler is Going to Be the Handjob Fantasy for Many Indian Gay Men in 15 Years….
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Some Genius Axe Ads from Around the World
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3 People Get Shot at a Carl Cox Trance Event…Because Trance Is Enough To Drive a Man Crazy Video
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Top 10 Most Quotable Movie Lines
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Melanie Brown Showing Off Her Tits
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Lohan’s Fake Hair Is Sexier Than Her Freckled Vagina
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German Couple are Brother and Sister
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Some Girl Lets Her Friend Shave Her Box Video
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Rihanna Getting Close To Another Chick
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Kim Kardashian Naked
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Crank Dat the Ballet Edition
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Panty Sniffing Video
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Some Girls in Booty Shorts and Sports Bras Dancing Around a Hotel Room
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When Will Your Favorite Popstar Die
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Kama Sutra Condoms in India is Fucking Strange
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I wonder if this bitch will clean up your cum….
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Photobucket Slut Posts her Nudes including a Vagina Picture
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Photobucket Girls Write VLR on Their Bodies…Why Don’t I Have Fan Signs Sent to Me?
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I am 18 and a Slut
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Use This Spray To Get Yourself Some Sex
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From the Forum:

Rihanna – Stripped: Raw and Real (acoustic) Download
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Four Singles from Radiohead for you to Cry To Download
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A Whole Lot of Rage Against the Machine Download
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A Tribe Called Quest Download
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Beck Live at Bonaroo Download
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Bravo’s History of Hip Hop Download
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Daft Punk – Homework Download
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Post Your Random Amateur Pictures
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More Suicide Girls Action
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Some Hot Little Freshman
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Some Guys Wrestling Big Women Video
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Bonus if You Like Tit:

Sandee Westgate’s Tits Review Spiderman 3
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2007

05

Nov

I am – Alessandra Ambrosio Halloween Pictures of the Day

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So I gave up on the staying locked down shit, it wasn’t working for me and figured if people actually want to kill me, I should just let them try and see what happens. I’m gangster like the suburban kid who shot himself in the leg to tell all his boys that he was shot in a drug war.

This whole daylight’s saving shit is freaking me the fuck out. I went out for my coffee and it was dark outside. I realize that I live in a freezing cold hell and all that shit, but it’s never this dark at 4 pm. But then I realized that Daylight’s Saving time hit and that it wasn’t the apocalypse or anything Will Smith would be trying to save me from in a movie, which was kinda disappointing.

Since my memory is so shot from drinking, I decided to relive last week in this post by throwin’ up these Alessandra Ambrosio pics like all you college kids were throwing up all over your stupid costumes last week. The funniest thing Halloween is how everyone thinks they are so creative with their costumes and when I go through people’s Halloween pictures, everyone wears the same fucking costumes. I guess there’s only 20 concepts people have to choose from and run with, so you see a lot of repeats, like Halloween is Seinfeld and the Playboy bunny is a popular one, so Alessandra may not be all that creative but at least she’s hot and got legs while doing shit a lot better than the 200 pound girl I saw trying to get away with the same fucking costume a couple of days ago. I guess Halloween is a day for dreamin’.


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2007

05

Nov

I am – Hayden Panettiere Pumpin’ Gas of the Day

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Someone keeps buzzing my door and I am not answering it. I have come to the realization that people don’t like me and potentially could want me dead so I just lock myself up in this place until I run out of food. The flaw in this plan is that I live with my wife and she likes to eat and I already caught her eating our last can of beans and I’ve only been in lock down for 15 minutes.

Either way, I know that you don’t care about my insanity and paranoia, but based on the hate mail I get daily, you’d probably understand it. Before I decided to go into lock down, I was out getting a coffee and this tiny girl was wearing some cleavage exposing shirt and her nipples were hanging out every time she moved. She was probably just about 5 foot and had all the same proportions as a tall chick, like long legs for her body and all that shit, but she was just in a smaller package, kinda like my penis, because at one time it looked it just doesn’t live up to the measurement test, but that’s not the point, the point is that Hayden Panettiere is also about 5 foot tall but not proportionate at all, unless you’re comparing her to a tank in which case, she probably is. Here she is pumping her own gas, I guess they didn’t get the pics of her changing her tires and the oil while building a shed in her backyard, cuz that’s just the kind of dude she is.

Bonus – Some Hayden Nipple Action Leaving the Gym


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2007

05

Nov

I am – Hayden Panettiere Pumpin' Gas of the Day

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Someone keeps buzzing my door and I am not answering it. I have come to the realization that people don’t like me and potentially could want me dead so I just lock myself up in this place until I run out of food. The flaw in this plan is that I live with my wife and she likes to eat and I already caught her eating our last can of beans and I’ve only been in lock down for 15 minutes.

Either way, I know that you don’t care about my insanity and paranoia, but based on the hate mail I get daily, you’d probably understand it. Before I decided to go into lock down, I was out getting a coffee and this tiny girl was wearing some cleavage exposing shirt and her nipples were hanging out every time she moved. She was probably just about 5 foot and had all the same proportions as a tall chick, like long legs for her body and all that shit, but she was just in a smaller package, kinda like my penis, because at one time it looked it just doesn’t live up to the measurement test, but that’s not the point, the point is that Hayden Panettiere is also about 5 foot tall but not proportionate at all, unless you’re comparing her to a tank in which case, she probably is. Here she is pumping her own gas, I guess they didn’t get the pics of her changing her tires and the oil while building a shed in her backyard, cuz that’s just the kind of dude she is.

Bonus – Some Hayden Nipple Action Leaving the Gym


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2007

05

Nov

I am – Featured in Penthouse Forum Magazine of the Day

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I was featured in Penthouse Forums Magazine, which is like the Readers Digest for porn magazines. It’s all kinds of stories and fantasy letters and submissions and shit, so I don’t know how many people actually buy the mag, I am surprised anyone even buys magazines to jerk off to anymore anyway, other than when they are flying or something, because in case you didn’t know, the internet has lots of free porn.

Anyway, I am almost in the big leagues, only I am not actually in Penthouse but one of their off-shoots which is like fucking the ugly younger sister, but you’re still getting laid and they reviewed the wrong fucking site and instead of writing about me, they wrote about some sex toy shop, and it all makes sense because I suck at life and always manage to fall short in everything I do, which is a good thing, because if everything worked out for me, I’d never be here and if I was, I’d have pretty much nothing to talk about.

Point of the story is that I think it’s fucking hysterical and that’s all that matters.

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2007

05

Nov

I am – Drunken Girls on Facebook of the Day

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This was just emailed into me and I decided to give them a post because I fucking love drunk girls. I think girls handle booze differently than guys do and it usually involves them slutting out, where guys usually end up ruining all their chances of slutting out, because they are either too busy being creepy perverts or throwing up on themselves or their friends after breaking things. It’s like every wasted girl I’ve ever come in contact with has been either showing off her underwear, flashing her tits, or sucking dick in the bathroom or at least willing to try doing all of those things. The girls who let themselves get this drunk are usually medicating some kind of insecurity and since insecure girls want to be the prettiest girls in the room that all the boys want, the best way to get that attention is to throw themselves at dudes or get naked in the process. I guess it’s the same reason why herpes is so widely spread, but there’s nothing wrong with a little STD if everyone’s got ’em.

The other thing that there’s nothing wrong with is laughing at yourself the day after you were a fucking disaster by posting shit to whatever social site you’re on, because taking yourself so seriously makes me hate you and being drunk is enough of an excuse for anything stupid you do and least it’s the one I’ve been using for 2 decades. I guess that’s the reason why having your mom as a friend sucks.


I am too lazy to go through people’s facebooks and rip their drunken pictures off, but this site did it for us.
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2007

05

Nov

I am – Draw Your Vagina and Describe it in 10 Words or Less of the Day

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There was a time when this site was a lot less celebrity shit, but no one cared about me harassing girls on myspace and making them famous, or my interviews because they were too long to read, or whatever else I used to do but don’t remember because my memory is fucking shot. I’ve been into straight vodka the last 3 months because my doctor told me that 300 pounds is too heavy and that I will die if I keep gaining my 10 lbs a month and that I need to cut out beer. Now the fun thing about vodka is that shit goes down like water and I can drink about 12 drinks in no time, but once shit hits, it hits me like a ton of fucking bricks all at the same time and I don’t remember conversations I have or stupid shit I do and now that memory loss is working its way into my everyday life. Sometimes I forget to piss when I have to and end up making a little mess that i am too lazy to clean because it always seems to clean itself up on it’s own and I feel like taking my time into something that’s pretty self-sufficient is counter-productive.

Either way, a reader found my stepBOX feature and decided to submit. For those of you who don’t know, I did this shit because girls wouldn’t send me pictures of themselves naked so I’d ask them to draw it. It’s like the Vagina Monologues the picture version and it’s funny to see how people view their genitals. If I was to draw my box and describe it in 10 word or less, it would say “my vagina looks like a penis the size of a clit”. Fuck. That was 11 words. I am not good at this, but then again, I am not good at much, but this girl is because we all like one-finger vaginas more than 2 finger vaginas because they feel better on our clit-sized penises. Cuddles.


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