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2007

16

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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That party like a rockstar song is pretty big right now, but partying like a rockstar is a waste of fucking money. All these kids with their parent’s credit cards are going nuts buying their bottles of Grey Goose like shit makes other people think they are rockstars in their designer clothes, when everyone knows that you’re just some asshole with his parents money or even with money made at a call center all week only to blow and give the illusion of being a rockstar. What people should be aspiring to do is party like a homeless person because homeless people are always fucked up and they do it on a budget and it is a lot more accessible for the everyday man. Sure, chicks don’t fall for homeless dudes, but after drinking a bottle of rubbing alcohol who really gives a fuck because you can’t see the chicks anyway cuz you’re blind now motherfucker and covered in your own feces or the feces of your friends….if you even have friends, but you don’t care about friends cuz you’re partying like a homeless man and homeless people are like lonesome cowboys.

Either way, here are my links.

Clip from Keeping Up With The Kardashian’s Where She Learns How to Pole Dance
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Bert And Ernie Are Gangsters
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Which Game Show Host Would You Rather Do
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Jennifer Aniston is Obsessed With Her Pubic Hair and So Am I….
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Some Drunk Hot Chick Eats Maggots Video
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Jennifer Garner’s Thong Slip
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Model Isabeli Fontana See Through Action
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Kim Kardashian on the Runway With Her Fat Ass
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Kim Kardashian’s Got Some Big Fucking Tits in a Blue Dress
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Review Of New Radiohead Album
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Some Life-Sized Hologram of Kate Moss Is Pretty Amazing and I want One To Fuck
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Pee-Wee Herman’s Angy Leprechaun Halloween
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Phoebe Price On Set of Some Music Video in Action…
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Diddy Slapped a Man Over a Girl at a Night Club Because He Can Do Whatever He Wants
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Lucy Pinder Photoshoot With a Snake Video
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Ben Afleck’s Kid Plays With Money
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I am Convinced Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey are Brother and Sister
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Rosario Dawson’s Got Some Hard Fucking Nipples
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Some Slut Who Can’t Sing
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The Keeley Hazell 2008 Calendar Pictures
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Teri Hatcher Pickin’ Her Wedgie
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Gay People Hate Perez Hilton and So Do You…
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Vanessa Hudgens’ Nude Pics Get Her Paid!
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Some Dude in a Wheelchair Wins a Date With a Pornstar
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T.I. Goes to Jail For Buying Machine Guns Cuz He’s Awesome
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Kate Moss Does i-D Magazine in Her Panties and Looks Good
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Amy Winehouse’s Wigs Are Made From Romanian Orphans.
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Justin Timberlake Shotgunning a Beer at a Tailgate Party
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The Vatican Think The Pope Came To Us From the Grave in Fire
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Naomi Watts Rock Hard Nipple Scene
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Some Dirty Cunt Needs To Get Some Full Throttle – Comedy Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Here Comes Everyone On The Bride Video
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Some Drunken Girl Craving Massive Attention By Showing the World Her Ass Video
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Last Night’s Party Always Finds the Drunken Whores Willing to Get Naked
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Girls Caught Tanning Topless on a Roof Top
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Some Beach Volleyball Girls Gallery
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Some Dudes Roommate Gets Caught Jerking Off
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Pete Doherty and His New Model Girlfriend Named Irina Lazareanu Who Was His Young Model Girlfriend When She Was 15 and Was Then Discovered by Kate Moss
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This Picture Changed my Fucking Life….
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Some Webcam Chick Teasing Like Webcam Chicks are Supposed to Do
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Kat Cross Showing Off Her Big Tits For Ralph Magazine
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Read the Spencer Pratt Interview In Radar Because It’s Jokes…Like His Career
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Some Ashanti Spread in King Magazine With Her Tits Bustin’ Out
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Paris is Going to Rwanda To Cure the AIDS Epidemic With Her Vagina
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Some Girl Shows Off Her Ass On Photobucket Because Girls Seem To Like To Take Naughty Pics of Themselves, Just Not For Me….
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Scary Kids Scaring Kids CD – Weird Fucking Name for a Band but Download It If That’s Your Thing.
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Some Three-Way Chick Fight Breaks Out on the Street
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Use this Spray To Get Laid
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Find Pussy in Your Hometown Because Sluts Are Everywhere
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Find the Best Porn Sites Out There To Jerk Off To, Because Let’s Face It, It’s The Closest Thing You Can Get To a Gf
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2007

15

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff Nipples and Stupid Tights of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff with some erect nipples in a stupid Jewish Outfit of the day, only she took some kind of slutty twist on it with some slutty tights under her slutty dress, but I am all about sluts because all girls are sluts and I am into vagina, so it works for me.

I realize that I am a little too abrasive when it comes to sluts because girls don’t like that I think they are all sluts. I was in the coffee shop talking to some gay dude about how all chicks love cocaine because they are insecure and it makes them feel good about themselves and that’s the same reason why they like male attention, because it’s some kind of empowering shit that makes them feel like they are worth something. So I start going off on this rant and this old feminist bitch next to me who is listening to me go off, gets up and in my face and starts yelling at me about how disgusting I am and how I am a woman hater. I told her that it’s the opposite, I actually love women and love the fact that they are sluts because otherwise I’d have nothing to jerk off to or on. Then I asked if her if she was into anal and she stormed off. I guess she tried it once and it hurt too much and hasn’t been able to get over that pain. Slut.

Here are those pictures of Hilary’s hard nipples, I love that she is trying to cover those fuckers up with whatever that Stuff by Duff in her hand is, like she doesn’t want us all lookin at her tits, even though I know deep down inside she loves the attention.


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Posted in:Hilary Duff|Jewish Outfit|Legs|Nipples|Slut|Unsorted

2007

15

Oct

I am – Britney Spears Cleavage Pics of the Day

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I am not that interested in Britney Spears, because I am convinced this bitch is doing all this for record sales. I am talking her custody battle, her head shaving and all that vagina slipping.

I am pretty interested in the 2 ambulance drivers who were in line for coffee in front of me, not cuz I am a fag but because they were. They were both flaming queers and I didn’t realize that flaming queers do much more than being ridiculously fabulous at their cocaine sex parties. I was a little confused how they ended up in this line of work, I figured that maybe it was the hope of saving other fags from drug overdoses on the night shift, or maybe the fact that they get to see lots of men half naked, or at least they can get men naked when they are trying to save their lives. I was also confused as to how they both ended up on the same shift, because if I was a boss, I’d never let the queers work that closely together unsupervised because within the first few minutes they’d be sucking each other off….but then I realized that maybe all the downtime of waiting for old people die is a great gig to have if you can work with someone who will suck you off.

Speaking of fags, here’s some Britney cleavage pics because I’d totally fuck her tits up the ass.


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Posted in:Boobs|Britney Spears|cleavage|Unsorted

2007

15

Oct

I am – Victoria Silvstedt’s Nipples in a Red Dress of the Day

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I hate Victoria Silvstedt because she sent her lawyers on my ass a couple years ago for posting pictures of her getting eaten out by some midget rich dude she was banging. Ever since then, we haven’t had much of a relationship because I can’t really deal with people trying to sue me, or people trying to bring me down, so every chance I get to drag her cunt name through the mud, I taken and that is why I am posting these red dress hard nipples almost an upskirt pictures.

Sure, Victoria Silvstedt is worth a fuck, but she’s not nearly as hot as she thinks she is. You can tell that she’s one of those girls who hangs with ugly chicks to make herself feel better looking. She’s the one who craves all the male attention she can get and just being hotter than her friends makes her the one the guys flock to by default. She has made a living out of showing her tits to dudes and it probably all started when she was an 18 year old Swedish skier and realized that boys wanted to fuck her in her racing spandex outfit and that lead to fucking lots of other skiers, then to getting implants for the whole world to want to fuck her. Maybe she never had a father who spent any time with her, but who gives a fuck because her nipples are hard and I’d still hate fuck the bitch because hate fucking is even better than happy fucking because of all the pent up anger dripping off her chin, if you know what I mean. Pervert.


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Posted in:Bikini|Nipples|Unsorted|Upskirt|Victoria Silvstedt

2007

15

Oct

I am – Victoria Silvstedt's Nipples in a Red Dress of the Day

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I hate Victoria Silvstedt because she sent her lawyers on my ass a couple years ago for posting pictures of her getting eaten out by some midget rich dude she was banging. Ever since then, we haven’t had much of a relationship because I can’t really deal with people trying to sue me, or people trying to bring me down, so every chance I get to drag her cunt name through the mud, I taken and that is why I am posting these red dress hard nipples almost an upskirt pictures.

Sure, Victoria Silvstedt is worth a fuck, but she’s not nearly as hot as she thinks she is. You can tell that she’s one of those girls who hangs with ugly chicks to make herself feel better looking. She’s the one who craves all the male attention she can get and just being hotter than her friends makes her the one the guys flock to by default. She has made a living out of showing her tits to dudes and it probably all started when she was an 18 year old Swedish skier and realized that boys wanted to fuck her in her racing spandex outfit and that lead to fucking lots of other skiers, then to getting implants for the whole world to want to fuck her. Maybe she never had a father who spent any time with her, but who gives a fuck because her nipples are hard and I’d still hate fuck the bitch because hate fucking is even better than happy fucking because of all the pent up anger dripping off her chin, if you know what I mean. Pervert.


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Posted in:Bikini|Nipples|Unsorted|Upskirt|Victoria Silvstedt

2007

15

Oct

I am – Kanye West Performing at Some In Touch Party of the Day

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Here are some boring fucking pictures that I am posting because they were sent into the site from one of you and I am all for posting pictures that you send in because it means no one else has this shit, and in this case I literally mean shit. Not because of Kanye’s skin color, but because Kanye West performing at some In Touch party where he tried to get some groupie to rub his head and rolled in after rockin’ out with Maroon 5 at some other party so he apparently sucked and I don’t really give a fuck…. because he bores me.

Reality is that I am way more into seeing pictures of your girlfriend naked, showering, shaving her cooch, flashing her tits, wearing a bikini, than seeing some hip hop recording artist performing…but since I am slow fucking moving today, we’ll start the day with this and since you don’t have a girlfriend, we’ll prevent a lot of emails of girls you find on amateur sites that you pretend are your girlfriend because you think it will impress me and by a lot of emails I mean 1 email because I have no readers… Cuddles.


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Posted in:Kanye West|NYC|Performing|Unsorted

2007

15

Oct

I am – Hayden Panettiere is a King of the Day

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The worst feeling you get as a fat man is when you’re at a restaurant or party and walk into the bathroom after someone takes a nasty fucking shit and when you walk out and the stink trails you and everyone in line automatically thinks you took the shit because you are fat and fat people are wrongfully accused of shitting a lot.

I was in a bar that had one bathroom the other night and there was a line-up of girls and guys waiting to go do blow in the bathroom and whoever was in there before me fucking gave birth to some weird smelling shit and I was fucking gagging while trying to piss. As soon as I walked out the 2 hottest girls in the place were next in line to go in and for the rest of the night they wouldn’t look at me without laughing or looking at me in disgust. I was the fat dude who takes stinky shits in public bathrooms when we’re out drinking, I guess I am the fat dude who stinks to a lot of people but reality is that I barely ever shit and that’s the reason I tell people that I am full of shit, literally, but no one ever believes me.

I know Hayden isn’t a fat man but she kinda looks like one and I have a feeling that this bird drops the nastiest smelling shits after drinking her luxurious coffees and reading stories to kids with a crown on, because I have a feeling she thinks she’s some kind of princess and she needs to be kicked off her fucking throne…with my dick.


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Posted in:Blue Dress|Hayden Panettiere|Legs|Reading|Unsorted

2007

15

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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My wife thought I died last night because I never came home. I ended up getting wasted doing tequila shots until 8 in the morning because tequila shots make me feel alive. I ended up waking up in a closet at some after party venue and didn’t remember much of the night except for trying to grab some girls ass like the sexual predator I am. I don’t think it went over well because apparently girls don’t like my drunken dirty hands. They are more into good conversation and not being spat on by some dude who can barely stand. It’s been a rough day but it was worth the pain and lucky for my wife and all of you, I didn’t die and plan on doing it again tomorrow night because Monday is the most underrated night to do tequila shots until 8 in the morning that is the beauty of not having a job. Let’s face it, I am living the dream.

So here are my links from Friday that I forgot to post.

Is it Fake or is it Slutty?
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Heidi Klum and Her STDS
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Laura Weston is Some Hot Chick From Australia
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Drunken Girls Naked and Flashin’ Their Junk To a Cab Driver Video
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Penelope Cruz Pirelli Calendar Photoshoot Video Because She is Fucking Hot
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Jael From America’s Next Top Model Naked at Burning Man
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Anna Nicole Will be Exhumed
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Coco’s Cameltoe
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Kendra Wilkinson at her Celebrity Rap Superstar Bullshit Rockin’ Some Hot Titty Shirt
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A Whole Lot of Hilary Duff Pictures For You To Print and Jerk Off On – Weirdo
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Jessica Simpson is Banging Orlando Bloom
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Rihanna Showing Off Her Big Titties
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Some Chick Named Nikki Grahame Topless on the Beach
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Some Drunken Pam Anderson Pictures
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Some Photobucket Slag Naked and Posing and Shit
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Josh Hartnett is Banging Rihanna
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Some Big Breasted Chick Showing Us How to Survive an Earthquake By Shaking Her Tits
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The Star of My Girl is Engaged to a Guy in the Army
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The Kendra Wilkinson on the Celebrity Rap Show … Rapping
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Some Christina Aguilera Pregnancy Pictures
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Christina Aguilera Scratching Her Itchy Vagina
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Lohan is Broke But I’d Still K-Fed Her
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Some hot Anorexic Erotica Because Skinny Chicks With Eating Disorders are Hot
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Some Black Chick Gets Beaten Up By Dudes
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A Big Vagina Fucks a Can Of Beer Video
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Fat
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How To Tell if a Woman is Crazy
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Petra Nemcova and Eva Mendes Together
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Britney Spears’ New Album Cover
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Beyonce See Through Dress
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Some Zac Efron is Beautiful Video
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Show Jesus Martinez Your Boobs
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Lily Allen’s Secret Sister Comes Out of the Woodwork…
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Jessica Simpson’s Tits Continue Their Fight on Acne
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Drunken Kirsten Dunst
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Some America’s Next Top Model Named Lisa D’Amato’s Music Video Called “Ace of Spades” That Will Offend You….Because It’s So Bad….
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Some Big Brother Twins Offered Big Money from Playboy to Pose
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Ann Coulter Hates Jews and That Makes Me Laugh…
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Some Drunken Lady at a Wedding Passes Out in a Field
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Pam Anderson’s Slutty Party Lifestyle Catches Up With Her Face
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Some Photobucket Ass Collection
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13 Haunted Houses That Will Make You Wet Your Pants on Halloween
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Here’s Some Serious Ass-Vertising – One of the Better Things Marketing Has Come Up With…
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Download 2 The Vines Albums
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Download Some Kid Rock Album
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Some Girl Riding a Broom Arcade Game Video That is Like Porn
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Rihanna Gets an Ugly Fucking Tattoo
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Download the Jordan Sex Tape
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I Have this Skill Where I Turn Girls into Lesbians…This Lesbian Site Got a 79
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Use This Spray To Get Laid. It Works For Me…Unfortunately My Penis Doesn’t…He Quit A Long Time Ago..I guess I was a Bad Boss.
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2007

12

Oct

I am – Ivanka Trumps Rich Breasts of the Day

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I think I may be in love with Ivanka Trump. Not because she is hot but because I fall in love every time I leave my house, which isn’t as often as it probably should be meaning I am forced into falling in love with girls on the computer who I don’t know and will never know, but not because she’s got it going on, or because she’s got huge tits but because she’s got a huge bank account, and like most whores out there, I am willing to Anna Nicole Smith her ass because it would make for a good retirement fund, unfortunately she’s not 90, she just acts that age by being all studious with her business degree and all career oriented when she could be out getting fucked on camera while high on cocaine she bought from Lohan.

Either way, I did decide to leave my house and I am sitting next to some dude who is trying to seduce his girlfriend. I can only assume she doesn’t give him enough blow jobs and he figures charming her with his stupidities will make her feel special enough to take his load on her face. He just told her that he’s never fallen in love with a chick before her and that they were just pussy to him, but she’s something special….what his girlfriend doesn’t realize is that he never fell in love with a chick before, because there were no chicks, just cut outs from magazines in his wallet and posters on his wall. I guess this is what it’ll be like when you get your first girlfriend, I should ask him if he’s one of my 5 readers because you guys are way too similar for him to not be.

Look at Ivanka’s tits. They are big and they are rich. Like my penis, only the complete opposite, if you know what I mean….


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Posted in:Big Boobs|cleavage|Ivanka Trump|Rich|Tits|Unsorted

2007

12

Oct

I am – Chanelle Hayes and Bianca Gascoigne in Spain in Bikinis of the Day

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They say that you are the company you keep…or that people who pray together stay together or I don’t know what I am fucking getting at here but I have never heard of this Chanelle Hayes bitch from Big Brother UK, but I can only assume she’s a useless party slut who takes all the dick thrown her way while drunk and disorderly because she hangs out with this Bianca Gascoigne slut.

I was talking to a some girl who pretends she wants to fuck me yesterday about her sexual history. She was in some bible group until she was 20 and then decided to lose her virginity to her long time boyfriend because the pressure was on. Since losing her virginity she’s been a cock tease to every guy who crosses her path, showing off the right amount of skin and talking the right kind of sleazy smack to make them want to fuck her, but never putting out because she felt her pussy was a prize that was only for deserving people. She’s now 27 and has only been fucked by 2 cocks and is sending me cock teasing messages about how bad she wants me and I decided that I like a girl who hasn’t been violated by every dude who gives her a little attention, I like that she cock teased them and made them suffer while sitting at home jerking off to thoughts of her, I like that she could have fucked 100s of men like almost every woman out there because guys are horny and she chose not to.

What I am getting at is that there’s this fine line of being slutty enough to make me want to fuck you in how you dress and act and not actually being a slut who takes every cock that comes your way but knowing how to fuck like a slut behind close doors for me because I am the fucking prize and all that really matters is whether bitch takes it up the ass or not….

Too bad I am impotent…


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Posted in:Ass|Bianca Gascoigne|Bikini|Chanelle Hayes|Unsorted