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2022

08

Jun

Naked Candice Swanepoel of the Day

I know what you’re thinking, that this isn’t a nude unless you see her gaping, leathery, mom pussy flapping in the wind…even a little anus, with the scar where the pussy ripped into the anus while giving birth, or some of those mom hemorrhoids because making babies inside you like some kind of pervert, is rough on the fucking body….

Or maybe, you don’t give a fuck about seeing the meat and potatoes of damage from childbirth, and are perfectly happy romanticizing Candice Swanepoel as the babe we all loved in her Victoria’s Secret heyday…and knowing she’s naked is better than seeing the goods….even though she has bounced back pretty amazingly for a mom and I’d expect her pussy and asshole to follow the lead of the rest of her….

So I’m going to agree, it’s not a nude without some labia, but I’ll still look at it, especially when it’s a model in her 30s who has had kids, proving to all the other mom’s out there that they don’t need to be sloppy and fat.

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2022

08

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

This is a post designed to celebrate and eroticize the whole being fit thing, so that some of these lazy bitches out there realize that fitness is hotter than fatness and if they’re going to get naked on the internet like all the other girls, they should do it as fit chicks and not fat chicks, it’s not very complex of a concept really, fitness is better always, even when there’s a little too much fitness and her clit turns into a mini-dick that you’ll be forced to jerk off like it was your dads….with your mouth…..I know you want those memories behind you…..but I just keep bringing them up…

Anyway, stop normalizing fatties, start making fitness part of everyone’s life, so going to walmart looks and smells better..

It’s the responsible thing to do people….

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2022

08

Jun

Britney Spears Bikini Sway of the Day

Here’s your daily dose of Britney Spears, or the actress they’ve hired to play Britney Spears, dancing around half naked in what appears to be her rich person dungeon, back in the early 2000s, at last that’s what the quality of this weirdness feels like, and like every other Britney Spears, or as I like to call this new version of her, Briterny Spears, creeps me the fuck out.

I don’t believe that she’s free, or that she had miscarriages, or that she even handles her acccount, it’s possible, but I would expect her to creative direct something better, even being as out of touch as she would be being in captivity slaving away all these years she has a budget and team and no real excuse for this horror movie level shit.

That said, her tits look pretty good for someone who just shat out a miscarriage, allegedly…..

I figure if they want to distract people….they have to tap into old celebs that people still care about, while no one cares about new celebs, they have to dig up old stories….but if anyone buys that this is a Free Britney, you’re the fucking problem, but at least she’s half naked.


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Posted in:Britney Spears|Britney Spears

2022

08

Jun

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I am a firm believer that we need to bring back the 90s ideals for beauty back, because I may be old and out of touch, an I may not hang with enough fat chicks to realize that their tits are so fucking big, they cancel out laziness, overeating and overall sloppiness..but I have a no fat chick policy for a reason.

I don’t care that fat girls celebrate being fat doing the same whore shit that skinny girls do without being ashamed of themselves, I know there are a lot of incel dudes who pay to see random sluts nude, instead of hustling real life random sluts to get them nude, the way nature intended who celebrate the fatty and that’s fine.

I am not saying KILL all fat chicks, I just think they should maintain their underground fetish and keep it to themselves as to not taint other girls from having eating disorders to look hot, the way unrealistic body images was meant to do.

But since this is my FAT POWER post, you know for INCLUSIVITY, so people can’t tell me I’m not WOKE….I figure if you have a vagina, no matter how huge it may be thanks to fast food, you should be showing it to the internet, it’s the whole point of being born chick…the act may be hot but the output itself doesn’t have to be….

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2022

08

Jun

Katie Holmes Panties of the Day

Katie Holmes is a soulless cunt who I’ve come face to face on a dog walk when she was filming something here and bitch didn’t even smile at the pug I was walking, despite him being an angel sent from heaven, which I’ve come to realize is precisely why these monsters wouldn’t smile at a gift from god, you know because they have another god that they sold their fucking pussy to.

In Katie’s case it’s Tom Cruise and that whole cult that I know nothing about, something she broke out of, but is likely not because she found GOD or JESUS, but rather the devil himself…

I have this theory that she’s a robot, but she may just be programmed like a robot, her parts would be outdated by now an her stepford wife dreams would end up in the dump somewhere….unless she got an upgrade on her firmware….what do I know.

She’s in her panties and fuck me boots, which would be hotter if she hasn’t looked mid 40s for the last 15 years..but I figure if a bitch is whoring on the gram to get followers when already rich and famous, we’re in a terrible place as a people, but a great place for voyeurism….

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2022

08

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I think I may have the most comprehensive list of Weed Girls Smoking Weed while being slutty, ON THE INTERNET, not that anyone notices or that it’s a good thing. I mean smoking was obviously made to look Glamorous in all that Old Hollywood, Cowboy movie, shit, but getting high while being lazy at home is a whole other type of smoking…that I don’t believe any man really has a fetish over, if anything their chick smoking weed probably just makes her a little more laid back and willing to sit on a couch gaming, maybe a little more willing to not leave the house, but to stay in an suck dick instead, but to seek out random girls smoking weed, is obviously a niche.

This is today’s gallery or round up of weed girls, some who look like they smoke way too much weed due to the munchies, none looking like activists pushing for a GREENER tomorrow like a bunch of fake climate change activists, only this GREEN is actually beneficial and not some lie that makes corporations billions….YOU FUCKING HIPPIE.

I believe that weed is one of those destroy a bunch of industries with its multiple uses, from pharma fighting anti-depressants, or cancer treatments, to hemp…it’s like the cars that run off water, never invent one of those because you may end up suicided…..too much money and power out there trying to suppress the ENLIGHTENMENT….

So whether you like weed or not, these girls have the right attitude, being racy on the internet, giving boners to the people…THOSE FUCKING HIPPIES….

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2022

08

Jun

Stefania Ferrario Spread of the Day

Stefania Ferrario is some nude model who has postured herself as a plus sized or body positive model and has probably made some money doing that, but from where I’m sitting she’s hardly fat enough to be credited as being some plus sized model, or some daring and edgy, confident and bold, body positivity activist, because she’s pretty average sized…..

That’s not to say she’s not chubby, or that she couldn’t benefit from walking her 10,000 steps a day, maybe laying off the donuts or carbs for a few months….it’s just to say she’s not offensively fat, so her getting naked isn’t really brave or ground breaking, or disgusting.

She’s rocking a on trend bush, something I’m happy to see as a bush ambassador for the last 20 years of this site, you can cross reference the archives if you think it’s some new fetish, it’s not, I’ve been loving pillows of the panties for as long as I remember and hating on bald pussy for it’s unnatural, stubbly, ingrown hair, chicken skin looking pussy behavior.

She’s hardly the fat girl drunk and horny getting naked at the bar because she needs something inside her so bad….which I doubt happens anymore, but it used to, but she is naked, and that’s what we’re here for…..a barely fat fat model with a body showing it off like some kind of bimbo….I’m into the creative vision….I’m just glad she’s not fatter.

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Posted in:Stefania Ferreira

2022

08

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

The most fascinating thing about the pussy, at least as far as I’m concerned, is not the whole shitting out life, which is pretty remarkable, albeit creepy as shit because the idea that a woman is a 3D printer may be amazing, the fact that life grows inside them like some kind of outer worldly event, making me question our entire existence and the meaning of life, because that’s fucking crazy..in one of those “parlor trick” situations….where all parlor tricks don’t even come close to that magical shit…making me wonder why anyone would mistreat a woman, or how we could ever not be a matriarchy society, because that shit is something you bow down to and worship like it was a plane crash in a remote tribal island, where they just assume that shit came from heaven, because that’s the only explanation that makes sense.

But yeah, the most fascinating thing about the pussy, is how much you can fit into one….and the frontal wedgie, the pussy wedgie, the cameltoe that shows us all the pussy of mainly strangers on the street, like they’re not walking around pussy first, is the gateway to that abyss…it’s like every pussy wedgie is a new cave for a cavern hunting caver to explore…just how much volume can that pussy take…something they probably should have used to teach high school physics because even with a shitty teacher, I’d remember that formula….

Here are some pussy wedgies….


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2022

08

Jun

Double the Pleasure Double the Fun and Other Videos of the Day

Quite the TikTok Transition Tits

Brining the Ass

Volleyball

Crop Top and Mini Skirt

Showing Bikinis

Playboy Bunny Tits

Fitness Body

Ass in Jeans

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2022

08

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t really care about much, even though people think I’m paranoid about the whole end of the world, elites trying to destroy our society, by either collapsing the economy, helping created debilitating inflation, maybe even biblical levels of famine an disease, thanks to people openly accepting the mark of the beast, which to me isn’t really paranoid at all, when you don’t actually care that it’s happening, you just see it happening…

But the problem is that everything, or almost everything looks set up and fake. Whether it’s national news stories about not being able to breathe, or wars, or press conferences featuring politicians, or Johnny Depp’s lawsuit that was televised, when other more substantial court cases weren’t…..

So seeing the Matt McConaughey’s involvement in the recent school shooting, as a celebrity mechanism to get gun control, because obviously they want to disarm you, what are they so scared of you being armed for?

It was corny ass scripted bullshit, he was acting, and not very well, further pushing this actor based reality, where they obviously know we are mindless people willing to bend over and take it up the ass all because a famous guy told us to….

So when you see that, in all its fakeness, it’s very hard to figure out what is actually real, or at least the truth….

To make it even more hilarious, there’s a picture of him circulating taken after the speech rocking the “devil horn” satanist hand symbol, that you may have done in your life at a rock show, not realizing that satanists actually do that hand symbol to let each other know that they are satanists…which isn’t paranoia, it’s what they do….

So seeing him doing satanic hand gestures with some other asshole…just makes it all so fucking obvious and unfortunately, makes him dead to me.

Not that I care for any actor, but I like a handful of them, until they do dumb shit like that….because I’m on the opposite side of satan….I’m here ready for Jesus’ return….an in the meantime, I’ll stare at tits waiting, which admittedly is not very Christlike of me, but what can you do….tits are great….

McConaughey is a pussy…and has probably been treated like one and it is caught on video, because blackmail is the only excuse for that kind of evil behavior….

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