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2007

13

Sep

I am – Lohan's Fat Ass in Whore Stance of the Day

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I know that these Lohan smoking on the street looking like a whore with a fat ass pictures have already been circulating but I am not committed to being first at anything. I have accepted my position as the most irrelevant website on the internet just as Lohan has accepted that she will be left working as a common whore, unfortunately we’re not there yet and this rehab shit is working against us, but I still have hope that cocaine is her gateway drug that will open her up to other drugs like crack, because crack only takes you one place and it’s a good one…for people like us who always wanted to bang her.

I got this email today from someone who feels the same way about me as I do….


From – privacyplease777@yahoo.com
Subject – Praise and kudos

Wish I had some. (Praise, that is.)

But: you’re a coarse, abusive uneducated asshole.

Your spelling is for shit.

You say “fuck” about every 3 words, as though it’s somehow funny or creative.

(It’s not — and you’re not.)

I probably would have thought you were slightly funny when I was, like, 4.

Grow the fuck up, goober.

(Don’t bother responding — you’re blocked, and this e-mail address doesn’t accept responses. If you think that’s lame — fuck you: your godaddy registration is anonymous.)

Here are those Lohan looking like a whore pictures:


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2007

13

Sep

I am – Vanessa Hudgen’s Party Pictures of the Day

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I was just in the process of fighting with my wife for the last 3 hours. I don’t really know what it was all about but it did involve me telling her to get her fat ass outside to go on a fucking walk because she is going to die and despite that making all of our lives more peaceful, we’d rather have her around because we are self-destructive like that. See I am not always mean.

Here are some pics of Vanessa Hudgens floating around the internet that you have probably already seen. Someone told me she is 17 in them and that makes this shit illegal to post. I figure if I get sued maybe it will get me famous and despite trying to only post pictures of 18 and older girls the line is so grey that you just never know.

Everyone likes having a good time and here she is stickin’ her tongue out with her friends, it’s on the same level as doing booty dances with her friend or simulating sucking a dick with their friends. It standard shit, it’s not a big deal and you shouldn’t be making a big deal out of it.

I was in a bar last night drinking til 6 am because that’s what life is all about, you assholes who are asleep at 1 to be fresh for work the next day are really missing out. There were two college kids making out so fucking hardcore that it was pretty much dry fucking…At first I thought it was 2 chicks because kids these days are kinda looking like one gender. The dudes are skinny, wear spandex and have long hair and the girls are dress like dudes .I checked it out from a couple of angles because I wanted to see what was going on and that’s when I realized it was a dude and that’s when dude realized I was watching them a little too closely. but his chicks ass was fully exposed and I wasn’t going anywhere and that’s pretty much the same reason I am posting these pictures….

Bonus – Vanessa Hudgens Leaving the Gym to Get into Porn Shape


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Posted in:Candid|Fun|Personal|Self Shot|Unsorted|Vanessa Hudgens

2007

13

Sep

I am – Vanessa Hudgen's Party Pictures of the Day

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I was just in the process of fighting with my wife for the last 3 hours. I don’t really know what it was all about but it did involve me telling her to get her fat ass outside to go on a fucking walk because she is going to die and despite that making all of our lives more peaceful, we’d rather have her around because we are self-destructive like that. See I am not always mean.

Here are some pics of Vanessa Hudgens floating around the internet that you have probably already seen. Someone told me she is 17 in them and that makes this shit illegal to post. I figure if I get sued maybe it will get me famous and despite trying to only post pictures of 18 and older girls the line is so grey that you just never know.

Everyone likes having a good time and here she is stickin’ her tongue out with her friends, it’s on the same level as doing booty dances with her friend or simulating sucking a dick with their friends. It standard shit, it’s not a big deal and you shouldn’t be making a big deal out of it.

I was in a bar last night drinking til 6 am because that’s what life is all about, you assholes who are asleep at 1 to be fresh for work the next day are really missing out. There were two college kids making out so fucking hardcore that it was pretty much dry fucking…At first I thought it was 2 chicks because kids these days are kinda looking like one gender. The dudes are skinny, wear spandex and have long hair and the girls are dress like dudes .I checked it out from a couple of angles because I wanted to see what was going on and that’s when I realized it was a dude and that’s when dude realized I was watching them a little too closely. but his chicks ass was fully exposed and I wasn’t going anywhere and that’s pretty much the same reason I am posting these pictures….

Bonus – Vanessa Hudgens Leaving the Gym to Get into Porn Shape


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2007

13

Sep

I am – Taryn Manning at the Airport of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

I figured that since no one gives a shit about Taryn Manning and that she is the kind of famous person that is so famous no one’s ever heard of her, you know she is so famous that if she was spotted sitting next to you in a restaurant and you asked her to pass you the ketchup and she introduced herself as Taryn Manning, you’d still have no fucking idea who she was. That’s the fame that buys you a RAZR cellular that comes free with your cell phone contract and the kind of Fame that allows you to buy your poverty looking luggage at one of those bargain basement stores….and the kind of fame that allows you into Kid Rock’s home to borrow his pants.

The point is that I don’t think Taryn Manning is hot. She reminds me of an uneducated white trash mother who drinks, does meth and eats Kraft Dinner. But not the kind of uneducated white trash mother I like, you know the kind who dresses slutty and tries to sleep with everyone in the town because she’s lonely. Taryn Manning has that face of a girl who works the dinner or a factory or drives a truck or works for UPS and who doesn’t take shit from anyone. But rumor has it that people find her hot and despite those same people not realizing that they are gay cuz her name is manning and she looks like a man. I’ll still post the pics.


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2007

12

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I have done my fair share of weird things to try to seduce chicks into sleeping with me. Desperate times call for desperate measures is the expression and I took that to heart. Growing up and always landing the table scrap girls I felt like my 20s was a time to take it upon myself to really get out there, not give a fuck and get all the girls I could get. I was drinking lots, doing drugs always and managed to make my way to bars almost every night. This was before it all fell apart at the seams and I ended up in halfway houses, on park benches, addicted and alone and that was before I came to Canada and married my wife. So for this 2 year period I was the fucking man. I would tell girls what they wanted to hear whether it was that I was in the Army, or someone famous, or someone successful. I’d never bring them back to my place and I got more girls than I can count. The lowest point was when I was tipped off by a dude that I knew that he had a chick coming into town who wanted to bag a dude in a wheel chair. I fucking ran to the hospital, stole a wheel chair and made my buddy push me around all night. I got a little too drunk and even though she was feeling me and into me and wanting me because she had never been with a wheel chair bound guy and it was her fantasy that she couldn’t believe was coming true, I accidentally stood up to go take a piss. I fucked up my game was told I was sick and all that shit, but what it came down to was that I wasn’t a bitch who liked fucking dudes in wheelchairs.

Now I don’t have a problem with my wheelchair bound readers and I think your deserve pussy as much as the next guy and I hope you know that these kind of girls exist because dude what you may see as a disability could really be like a superpower…

Here are my links:

Pairs Hilton wants to start her own Aryan Nation
GO

Britney Spears Torture Chamber Game is Hysterical
GO

This is Probably one of the Best Pranks I’ve Seen in a Long Time…It is Almost Inspiring Even Though I Hate The People Behind It…
GO

Fan fight at a Phillies vs Mets game – VIDEO
GO

Some Beyonce Nude Painting with Tits
GO

Tokyo timelapse over the last 35 years
GO

JA RULE HATES GAYS
GO

Beyonce gets dissed by 50 Cent?
GO

Rosy Would Break Her Own Limbs Because Her Cast Was a Good Weapon When in Bed Late at Night….What?
GO

A very photoshopped Alessandra Ambrosio
GO

If I wasn’t so fat, I would try Keg Rolling
GO

The Fag From the Britney Video is Famous…I knew it was going to happen
GO

Joe Simpson and Pete Wentz fist fight with bouncers, cause thats what grown men do
GO

Hayden Panettiere is now free for you to have your way with her troll body
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Some 18 year old playing with herself
GO

Aylin Mujica Upskirt (Scroll down to avoid Britney)
GO

Plane take off goes horribly wrong
GO

Jennifer Aniston surfing in Hawaii
GO

Apparently Hollywood’s babies are in danger
GO

The wrong football
GO

Rope swing gone wrong
GO

Attention Craving Dude Wore a Dead Mouse to a Fashion Show
GO

Mandy Moore slurps pole
GO

Krystal Forscutt = Very Nice
GO

How To – Direct traffic in Iraq
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Virtual sex with Shay Jordan
GO

David Beckham has a nanny mistress who is now living in LA
GO

More Lohan Drama
GO

Dude rips open coconuts with his teeth and hands
GO

Shannon Whirry’s HOT VIDEO
GO

How about some Japanese School Girl Insanity Video
GO

Britney Spears: “I looked like a fat pig!!”
Us: “No SHIT!”
GO

Fergie stand up for crotch flashers around the world
GO

Some Reality Start Was Lesbian Bashed
GO

J-Lo models shitty clothes from her new line
GO

Kimberly Stewart walks around barfoot in Las Vegas, because that is the smart thing to do in a city filled with junkies and whores and general disgustingness
GO

Mischa Barton upskirt and pussy slip
GO

Kanye West makes excuses for being a crybaby at the VMAs
GO

Owen Wilson hires sober companion
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Fight between some dude and a chick on the Russian Big Brother – VIDEO
GO

Gina Simoscans wants you to see her naked
GO

Britney’s career is down, MTVs ratings are up
GO

Jessica Simpson Silver Dress and Big Tits
GO

Kevin Federline is a Hero to Us All…And Now He’s an Actor
GO

MK Olsen in Harpers Bazaar with some stupid fucking wig on
GO

Paris and her Nipples Come to Canada
GO

Some 6 old Saudi kid driving a car
GO

Sienne Miller is a Fucking Hippy and I Want to Smell Her
GO

Some Big Tits Praying
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

How About Some Insane College Party Lesbian Show
GO

Candice Swanepoel wants to show you her lingerie
GO

Some Band You Will Like Called Sam Champion
GO

Southwest Airlines Kicked Another Hot Chick Off Their Plane Because They Are Insane Conservative Freaks
GO

Looking Good Sweetheart
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Terrorists Want to Cut Off Britney’s Head
GO

Hayden Panettere Showing Off a Lot of Her Troll Tits (video available to download)
GO

Some Nude Chick on a Ball
GO

Shaved Vagina Used to Sell Perfume
GO

Some Slut Named Nina Moric Showing Off Her Tits
GO

NSFW – NSFW – NSFW – Fisting VIdeo That Will Make You Sick
GO

Watch the Sean O’Donnel Show Cuz He Will Be More Famous Than Me Soon and I Expect Payback…
GO

Some Party Compilation with Tits
GO

Porn Site “Mom Fucks Guys” Scored a 69….
GO

Some Teen Poppin’ Her Ass Like a Pro Video
GO

You Need Pussy…and There are Plenty of Sluts Close to Home…
GO

You Need Pussy and There are Plenty of Sluts This Will Work On..
GO

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2007

12

Sep

I am – Topless Dancer of the Day

I decided that my biggest problem, besides not being able to write is remembering funny shit I think throughout the day. I was walking down the street the other day, because I decided to get outside before it snows and so many seemingly funny things came to my mind, but I am like a retarded kid who probably understands everything around me but instead I just smack my head against the wall over and over until my handler tugs on the leash, only I don’t have a handler. Sometimes I wish wi was break free from my constantly trying to remember funny shit, rip my shirt off and start dancing. This dude is an inspiration to us all…now if only he was a chick in a bikini….


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2007

12

Sep

I am – Melanie Brown’s Tits are Dancing With the Stars of the Day

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Her name is Melanie Brown but she also goes by Scary Spice, Mel B and Melanie B, but I guess it doesn’t matter what she goes by when she’s rocking tits like this. I know she just had Eddie Murphey’s baby which is weird because I thought he banged trannies and trannies don’t have lady parts and can’t get pregnant but either way, she’s is all full of milk and cool enough to show them tits off. The group of mom’s that meet up at my local coffee shop dress like fucking homeless people in over-sized jogging outfits like they have given up on life. These bitches are tired, bored and probably hate each other, but only hang out because all their single friends are out having fun, or working. The closest thing to sexy that they do is lick the icing off the cake seductively reminding us all how they got pregnant and of what they are going to look like in 5 years.

Either way, bitch is prepping for Dancing with the Stars because she’s obviously starved for attention and trying to hold onto that little bit of fame she has and she’s doing it with her tits out because tits are one of the best ways to get attention.

Point of this post is to say that it’s nice to see the progress black women have made in society that to see a set of their tits we don’t have to hit up national geographic.

Bonus – Mel B’s Tits Leaving the Dance Studio


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2007

12

Sep

I am – Melanie Brown's Tits are Dancing With the Stars of the Day

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Her name is Melanie Brown but she also goes by Scary Spice, Mel B and Melanie B, but I guess it doesn’t matter what she goes by when she’s rocking tits like this. I know she just had Eddie Murphey’s baby which is weird because I thought he banged trannies and trannies don’t have lady parts and can’t get pregnant but either way, she’s is all full of milk and cool enough to show them tits off. The group of mom’s that meet up at my local coffee shop dress like fucking homeless people in over-sized jogging outfits like they have given up on life. These bitches are tired, bored and probably hate each other, but only hang out because all their single friends are out having fun, or working. The closest thing to sexy that they do is lick the icing off the cake seductively reminding us all how they got pregnant and of what they are going to look like in 5 years.

Either way, bitch is prepping for Dancing with the Stars because she’s obviously starved for attention and trying to hold onto that little bit of fame she has and she’s doing it with her tits out because tits are one of the best ways to get attention.

Point of this post is to say that it’s nice to see the progress black women have made in society that to see a set of their tits we don’t have to hit up national geographic.

Bonus – Mel B’s Tits Leaving the Dance Studio


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2007

12

Sep

I am – Elisha Cuthbert’s Sweater Tits of the Day

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I am an Elisha Cuthbert hater and I don’t know why. I just can’t stomach the bitch and whenever I see her in pictures I like to rip into her because it makes me feel better about myself and my hatred for her. She’s useless and since her last/only role she’s let herself go. But I am guessing she’s back in the workforce because these pictures of her out and about make her look pretty fucking good, so I am posting them as a way to retract my hatred for her and channel that shit into love because according the the shitty music my wife listens to, Love can Move Mountains.

You know what else can move mountains….money. I was at the bank machine trying to figure out my wife’s pin number because a man’s gotta eat/drink/see strippers and the motherfucker in front of me left his transaction receipt in the machine and as he walked away gave me an “I’m so much better than you” smirk. When I go to the machine, I pulled out his transaction slip and motherfucker had 72,000 dollars in his bank account. He passive aggressively told me that I am a fucking poor, hurtbag loser and that he’s so much better than me without saying a fucking word. To make the whole night even better, I couldn’t hack into my wife’s account and they cancelled her card I am not eating/drinking or seeing strippers. Thanks asshole.

Here are those Cuthbert looking hot again pictures….

The Sweater Tits:

Bonus – Some White Dress Action


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2007

12

Sep

I am – Elisha Cuthbert's Sweater Tits of the Day

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I am an Elisha Cuthbert hater and I don’t know why. I just can’t stomach the bitch and whenever I see her in pictures I like to rip into her because it makes me feel better about myself and my hatred for her. She’s useless and since her last/only role she’s let herself go. But I am guessing she’s back in the workforce because these pictures of her out and about make her look pretty fucking good, so I am posting them as a way to retract my hatred for her and channel that shit into love because according the the shitty music my wife listens to, Love can Move Mountains.

You know what else can move mountains….money. I was at the bank machine trying to figure out my wife’s pin number because a man’s gotta eat/drink/see strippers and the motherfucker in front of me left his transaction receipt in the machine and as he walked away gave me an “I’m so much better than you” smirk. When I go to the machine, I pulled out his transaction slip and motherfucker had 72,000 dollars in his bank account. He passive aggressively told me that I am a fucking poor, hurtbag loser and that he’s so much better than me without saying a fucking word. To make the whole night even better, I couldn’t hack into my wife’s account and they cancelled her card I am not eating/drinking or seeing strippers. Thanks asshole.

Here are those Cuthbert looking hot again pictures….

The Sweater Tits:

Bonus – Some White Dress Action


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