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2007

11

Sep

I am – Mena Suvari's Lesbian Tattoo of the Day

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I was trying to deny that Mena Suvari was a dyke, not because I think she’s hot and want to give her my cock, but because I don’t think lesbian haircuts mean lesbianism, but that was before I saw her tattoo of a lion, because once a bitch gets a king of the jungle cat tattooed on her you know she’s pretty much coming out of the closet, because everyone knows that cats represent cunt and lion’s represent “Super” cunt . True story.

Ok, so I am not good at telling jokes, maybe you should just go back to watching porn and I should go back to eating because I realize that writing this shit bites into valuable eating time and I also realized that when you watch porn, you’re actually getting off to the dick. Homo.

These pictures are of Mena Suvari at the Toronto Film Fest premiere of some movie called “Stuck”.


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2007

11

Sep

I am – Madonna Rocks a Strap-On of the Day

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Just because these pictures surfaced of Madonna buying a strap-on dildo doesn’t mean that Madonna is going to be using the strap-on dildo on her husband and I find it pretty annoying that people are making that obvious joke just because Guy Ritchie looks a like a scared kid who is about to be punished for breaking mommy’s favorite lamp or locking his little brother in the closet for a day or maybe even for getting caught fingerbanging playing doctor with the neighbor or some shit….

There are a ton of possibilities for the strap on, other than it being a gift for a friend or for one of Madonna’s lesbian adventures, it’s only 6 inches big so I can assume it’s not for Madonna, I am sure her junk is built like a Fridge Box and six inches won’t touch the walls of neither ass nor pussy.

I had a friend who used to like anal play with his chick. He would go on about how amazing her finger in his ass was when getting sucked off, he’d go on about how she’d end up sticking random things in his ass and how it was amazing and at first I thought it was fucking gay and that he was implying that he wanted me in his ass so I stopped talking to him, but as time went on I learnt that assholes give pleasure and more and more people started coming out of the woodwork admitting they had ass play with their chicks, whether its a rim job or a finger or whatever.

I still thought it was weird but was curious so I tried to convince whores to lick my ass to see if it was as hype as all these people said it was. It was like when I found out that all the guys in my class were jerking off and I hadn’t picked up on it yet and dropped my inhibitions and pulled a wack. Either way, I was rejected by hookers, like dirty fucking hooker who I was willing to pay due to my hygiene issues and inability to wipe my ass properly, everytime they’d try they’d stop by saying “dude your asshole is crusted over with shit”. I finally found one whore, who was fucking down on her luck and who didn’t care and while she was eating the shit out of my ass, I got bored and I decided to fart in her face…making the experience really funny but that’s where ass play ended for me.

The point of my story is that if you have taken a finger in your ass like so many dudes have, you’re already into this kind of thing. I you marry a sexually liberated woman like Madonna, you’ve gotta be pretty sexually liberated too, and who knows maybe he’s bored of getting the finger in the ass and has worked his way through household objects and is now making the big step to taking it like a bitch, because I am sure being married to Madonna automatically makes you the bitch. I am sure he’s got no fucking choice int he matter and I don’t think it’s that big of a deal, there are so many fags and closet cases and shit out there, that if you’re doing what you like and keeping it out in the open like there’s nothing to be ashamed of, then why bother dissing it, because who knows maybe they’ll end up making an instructional video on how it’s done and the only thing better than thinking Madonna fucks her man up the ass is seeing Madonna fuck her man up the ass.

I guess what it comes down to is that at least he gets pussy which is more than I can say for you and I know you find this whole post uncomfortable, but that’s only because you find yourself jerking off to the guy who works at your favorite coffee shop …. when you know that you should be jerking off to the girl….


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2007

11

Sep

I am – Lohan’s Rehab Tits of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Lohan’s tits with hard nipples as she hangs out with other rich kids on coke who are probably in rehab with her coming off their own rich kid drugs of choice all while wearing skinny jeans and being hipper than any of you, which isn’t saying much because you’re a loser.

I remember when I first got into middle school, I got hooked on this one chick in my class who had tits, when the rest of the girls didn’t. I am talking real woman tits, with big real woman nipples that were always hard, we’d call it “Nip-On” because I was always fucking cool and when all the other girls were just in training bra’s trying to hide their “budding bee stings” which I am sure is a hot concept to you, but that is why you shouldn’t be a gym teacher.

Either way, we used to try to follow her around and tease her and shit because we wanted her to feel insecure about these tits she couldn’t hide so that she would end up letting one of us suck them, but the plan backfired and she just strapped down, covered up and I don’t think we saw cleavage or hard nipples out of her ever again.

Lucky for us, Lohan’s life will lead us to seeing her completely naked one day and the fact that I care enough to write about her hard nipples like a loser whose never seen hard nipples and who is so fascinated with hard nipples because girls don’t talk to him, when in reality I am the coolest motherfucker I know and I am just bad at marketing myself.


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2007

11

Sep

I am – Lohan's Rehab Tits of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Lohan’s tits with hard nipples as she hangs out with other rich kids on coke who are probably in rehab with her coming off their own rich kid drugs of choice all while wearing skinny jeans and being hipper than any of you, which isn’t saying much because you’re a loser.

I remember when I first got into middle school, I got hooked on this one chick in my class who had tits, when the rest of the girls didn’t. I am talking real woman tits, with big real woman nipples that were always hard, we’d call it “Nip-On” because I was always fucking cool and when all the other girls were just in training bra’s trying to hide their “budding bee stings” which I am sure is a hot concept to you, but that is why you shouldn’t be a gym teacher.

Either way, we used to try to follow her around and tease her and shit because we wanted her to feel insecure about these tits she couldn’t hide so that she would end up letting one of us suck them, but the plan backfired and she just strapped down, covered up and I don’t think we saw cleavage or hard nipples out of her ever again.

Lucky for us, Lohan’s life will lead us to seeing her completely naked one day and the fact that I care enough to write about her hard nipples like a loser whose never seen hard nipples and who is so fascinated with hard nipples because girls don’t talk to him, when in reality I am the coolest motherfucker I know and I am just bad at marketing myself.


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2007

11

Sep

I am – Rachel Hunter Upskirt of the Day

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Here is a barely there upskirt shot of Rachel Hunter that was taken sometime in her lifetime because I have a feeling they aren’t new and I can never really tell how old she is in pictures because of all the Australian sun skin damage bitch has going on. I never found this bitch hot in anyway, her body is too big and her face is too obscure looking and the sexiest thing in this picture is that ratty old Kleenex on her lap…it makes me think of all the sexy things she could have done with it before placing it there, like maybe she blew her nose, maybe she had to wipe off some kind of food that was stuck to some part of her body off, maybe she coughed something up, maybe she missed a spot when wiping her ass and now her asshole is burning and she needs to tend to it….maybe she thinks she’s getting her last period and never knows when it’s going to hit because she’s at that age where a woman’s body starts changing…

Either way, she takes a potential hot moment and ruins it, like the other day when I was taking out my garbage, I walked by the old laundry room they have set up for tennants in the building. My wife never uses them but sometimes I do because the smell of my own ass when I am working makes me want to throw up.

So I walk by the machine and there’s pair of panties on top of the dryer, so I snatch them up like it’s fucking Christmas because let’s face it finding random girl’s underwear is fucking hot. I bring them upstairs to further inspect….Now you’d think the panties you find in the laundry room would cater to some kind of fantasy and be a hot fucking moment, but I looked these fuckers over and realized just how fucking crackhead my building is. They were falling apart and covered in holes like the bitch who was wearing them was 4 sizes too big but trying to live the dream that she wasn’t and these panties were tearing apart from every angle as they tried to hold onto and cover her her fat ass. There was also some brown streak with cigarette burns on the part that would have covered her vagina and that was the moment I wished I could get boners to jerk off all over them and put them back where I found them as some kind of sick/creepy joke, but instead I just used them to wipe my ass when I was out of toilet paper.

That’s how I feel about this picture of Rachel Hunter, if I could afford a printer I would print it and wipe my ass with it because they are so bad, but I am posting it anyway, because it’s hard to be the best site on the internet that nobody reads by posting stuff people actually want to read. Cuddles.


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2007

11

Sep

I am – Helping Make Some Fake Britney Fan’s Fake Britney Cry For Help Famous of the Day

Some homosexual kid in the corner of someone’s classroom that no one talks to because they don’t know whether he has a penis or a vagina and because he creeps them the fuck out everytime he applies his makeup when they are trying to learn, is on a quest to make him/herself famous by making a video defending Britney Spears. The reality of all this is that within an hour this dude is going to be more famous than me and potentially the next William Hung from American Idol, making appearances all over mainstream media because of one whiney homosexual video he/she made defending Britney that probably took him 5 minutes to conceptualize, film and upload because mainstream media don’t know what the fuck they are doing.

The internet annoys me because it gives people like this the chance to be famous in about 5 minutes, when they really should be “Boys Don’t Cried” in their small middle american town for being different…instead dude’s going to have an acting contract, agent and scripts sent to him within a week.

I need a viral stunt that will get me views and on the news but I think if I tried to do this, even with my highschool drama class skills I was forced to learn, I’d still never make it because I am not as weird as this asshole and because my ideas would never be this simple adding more reason to why I suck at life. It always surprises me that the people who you think suck at life harder than you because they are hemphrodites who like performing, always end up making it.

It’s just one of those things and it is worth a laugh because it is ridiculously bad, so here I am helping this cocksucker make it to where he wants to be, but luckily I only have 5 useless readers who won’t have any impact on the internet fame he’s about to receive…..

Here’s the freakshow making his parents who probably left him in a dumpster at their prom but he managed to survive proud while singing Britney’s Gimme More…

Here’s the Party Monster Talking About Pubic Hair

The Bell Video That Proves Dude’s Not Trying Way Too Fucking Hard…

Here he’s dancing to Fergie

I hate people like this because there’s nothing wrong with being a low key fag, you don’t have to be a theatrical annoying piece of shit everyone hates except your one fag hag who thinks you’re fabulous because she’s too fat to get real cock….

That’s more than enough on this cartoon character than I can handle….I had no choice but to post it but hope it ends very fucking soon.

BONUS – Youtube needs to ban this guy now….this shit is offensive…

This motherfucker was sent to me via richandbrainless but all his videos have tons of views so you’ve probably known about him for a while, remember you’re not gay if no one sees you jerking off to gay porn….or gay guys who are over the top and theatrical to justify why they love cock in their mouths…..CUDDLES….

Posted in:Britney Spears|stepFAME|Unsorted|viral

2007

11

Sep

I am – Helping Make Some Fake Britney Fan's Fake Britney Cry For Help Famous of the Day

Some homosexual kid in the corner of someone’s classroom that no one talks to because they don’t know whether he has a penis or a vagina and because he creeps them the fuck out everytime he applies his makeup when they are trying to learn, is on a quest to make him/herself famous by making a video defending Britney Spears. The reality of all this is that within an hour this dude is going to be more famous than me and potentially the next William Hung from American Idol, making appearances all over mainstream media because of one whiney homosexual video he/she made defending Britney that probably took him 5 minutes to conceptualize, film and upload because mainstream media don’t know what the fuck they are doing.

The internet annoys me because it gives people like this the chance to be famous in about 5 minutes, when they really should be “Boys Don’t Cried” in their small middle american town for being different…instead dude’s going to have an acting contract, agent and scripts sent to him within a week.

I need a viral stunt that will get me views and on the news but I think if I tried to do this, even with my highschool drama class skills I was forced to learn, I’d still never make it because I am not as weird as this asshole and because my ideas would never be this simple adding more reason to why I suck at life. It always surprises me that the people who you think suck at life harder than you because they are hemphrodites who like performing, always end up making it.

It’s just one of those things and it is worth a laugh because it is ridiculously bad, so here I am helping this cocksucker make it to where he wants to be, but luckily I only have 5 useless readers who won’t have any impact on the internet fame he’s about to receive…..

Here’s the freakshow making his parents who probably left him in a dumpster at their prom but he managed to survive proud while singing Britney’s Gimme More…

Here’s the Party Monster Talking About Pubic Hair

The Bell Video That Proves Dude’s Not Trying Way Too Fucking Hard…

Here he’s dancing to Fergie

I hate people like this because there’s nothing wrong with being a low key fag, you don’t have to be a theatrical annoying piece of shit everyone hates except your one fag hag who thinks you’re fabulous because she’s too fat to get real cock….

That’s more than enough on this cartoon character than I can handle….I had no choice but to post it but hope it ends very fucking soon.

BONUS – Youtube needs to ban this guy now….this shit is offensive…

This motherfucker was sent to me via richandbrainless but all his videos have tons of views so you’ve probably known about him for a while, remember you’re not gay if no one sees you jerking off to gay porn….or gay guys who are over the top and theatrical to justify why they love cock in their mouths…..CUDDLES….

Posted in:Britney Spears|stepFAME|Unsorted|viral

2007

10

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know what’s wrong with me today, I am having trouble posting for some reason, either my computer fucks up, I get distracted by having to do errands for my wife, I leave my house and end up talking to homeless dudes for hour upon hours about how they became homeless, I get stuck watching porn for hours upon hours or I just end up passing out in random places waking up not knowing here I am but covered in pizza that I can only assume was thrown on me, but have no idea whether I did it to myself because I don’t remember the last 6 hours…but I am serious when I say I have great stories to tell…

Like today, I saw an old lady hustling an old man or his cock. They didn’t know each other and were both in their 80s, he was walking his dog and she was asking questions about his dog and how often he takes it on walks and shit…he was saying how he doesn’t do it that often because of his hip replacement and ever since his wife died he hasn’t really been up to much, where she threw out that he husband died 5 years earlier and that it’s lonely, after about 30 minutes of this they walked away holding hands, because they knew time wasn’t on their side and if they wanted some action, they had to do it now or probably never. So that may give you virgin loser hope that you’ll have game if you outlive every fucking dude in your age group and all the bitches will be knocking down your door out of necessity, but it’s still hope and it’s still a very beautiful thing….

I was planning on doing stepLINKS yesterday but got distracted, it happens, so there are a ton of links today, but you’ll click on them because they are all hand picked by me which means they are fucking amazing…..

Paris Hilton and 50 Cent Together at Last…Hopefully Someone WIll Shoot Her 20 Times Too…
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The Plastic Surgery Game…
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Here are the Sexy Girls of DOA gallery
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Some Slut Named Lana Fink Half Naked Video
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Some Chick Shakes Her Ass Like a Fucking Mad Woman on Webcam in Shorts
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Tommy Lee Grabbing the Shit Out Of Pam Anderson’s TIts
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Some Slut Named Mercedes Terrell Livin’ The Good Life Half Naked
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A Whole Lot of Rihanna Looking Like a Slut at the VMAs…The Reason Justin Took Her Home and Fucked the Barabados Out of Her or so They Say
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Paris Hilton Wants a Baby Spoof…
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The Spiced Up Girls wanna be your lovers
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Some Chick Showing Off Her Awesome Ass Video
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A Whole Lot of VMA Pictures of Sluts at the VMAs
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VMAs = Very Mundane Awards Pictures and Shit Because You Care
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Some Slut Named Kate Walsh in a Bikini
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Tokyo Dance Trooper
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Anita Dark Gallery
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Megan Fox at the VMAs
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Crazy Streaker evades security during a game
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Victoria Beckham is Still a Pussy I Want to Taste.
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Drew Barrymore
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Two Girls Talking About Their First Lesbian Experience
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Salma Hayek vs Penelope Cruz
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Amy Weber is topless and getting a massage
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Guess the Celebrity Plastic Surgery
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Rihanna went home with Justin Timberlake last night
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Salesmen has huge Wood
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Anne’s strip party
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The paparazzi’s dream!
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More Britney ass flash
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Prank Wars!!! This is amazing
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Sharon Osbourne hates Courtney Love and Madonna. I hate Sharon Osbourne
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This is what happens when you hire strippers to be cheerleaders
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Penny Cruz Topless on the Beach
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Teenage Rapper Lil Momma helps promote pedophile fantasies
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Paris Hilton looking 40 years old at the VMAs
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Girl Fight!! Video To Jerk OFf To….
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Chris Angel Denies he’s dating Britney yet again
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Charlize Theron lookin fine
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Kanye West is a crybaby
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These two ugly kind of celebs are having a baby
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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International babe of the day
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Has Lindsay always been drunk?
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Tim Burton is a homo, but Johnny Depp is alright, so check out Sweeney Todd
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All the great thing I have learned I learned from Porn
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The Dad Dance
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Naked girls from Brazil that make me wish I wasn’t ugly…and fat…and drunk
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Petra Nemcova hotness
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Christina Aguilera pregnant boobs
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Homemade Explosions Vidoe
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More Tommy Lee and Kid Rock’s Gay MTV Fight Because Kid Rock is a Pussy and is Fighting Over Pam Anderson…I didn’t think guys fought over trash like that…they just fucked it communally.
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Some Dude Fucks With Some Nigerian Spammer and It’s Funny
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Ex-Meth Addict Knocks His Friend Out
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Ex-Meth Addict Makes Out With Fat Chick
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When a Girl Has a Tan Line Like This… You know she’s a good girl…
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The You Can’t Dance VIdeo
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Some Young Girls Take Some Topless Pics of themselves
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Some Hot Chick Showing Off Her Camel Toe and Hot Body for the Camera
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Some Photobucket Nudity
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More Photobucket Vagina Action
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More Photobucket Nudity
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Even More Photobucket Nudity
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Some Loser Wiggers Pictures of Girls He’s Convinced to Get Naked
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Some Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Photobucket Action…
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Some Dude Hacked a Girl in His Classes Photobucket and Found These Pics…SLut
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Download Kanye West’s New Album – Graduation
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The College Chick Who Was Kicked Off the Plane’s Panty Shot on the Today Show
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Some Celeb Named Terrence Howard Only Bangs Chicks in the Ass
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Youtube Vagina Video
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More Youtube Vagina
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Even More Youtube Vagina
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The Best Youtube Vagina Video
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Lookin Good Sweetheart – Youtube Vagina Video
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A Britney Spears Spoof Drawing For You
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Johnny Cash’s Last Public Performance Because I Am A Fan…
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Kid Rock and Tommy Lee Fight VIdeo
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Some Band’s Video Featuring Pornstars
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Some Amateur Porn Video Downloads
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Robert DeNiro for NYC
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Some Hacked Photos of Some Chick…Naked…
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Some Pictures from a Japanese Porn Shop
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Find Pussy in Your Hometown Loser
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Use This Spray to Get That Pussy to Actually Put Out…Loser
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2007

10

Sep

I am – Kate Moss Topless Bikini Pics of the Day

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I love Kate Moss. I didn’t always love Kate Moss because there was a point in her career where she looked like a tall, lanky boy. But as she got older and she got hotter and grew some tits, but she seems to have lost those tits and she is looking haggard, but anyone who can dive as graceful as her is worth a round.

She’s living the dream, with all her cocaine and her cool ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty’s drug addiction and her wallet still full of money for just looking pretty 10 years ago to some faggots who designed clothing and her constant toplessness that I am a fan of, because any girl who gets naked casually even if she’s a little washed up is worth lookin at. I had this fantasy of making it big and having topless hot tub parties with chicks that were probably a lot more haggard than Kate Moss, but that’s just because the only girls willing to get naked for me are the girls that no one else in the world wants, but it doesn’t matter to me because I have no standards, so one mans trash is my insecure, easy to manipulate to get naked treasure….and it’s still a lot better than anything you’re getting….

Either way, look at these Kate Moss pics because small tits are hotter than nipples that point to the ground…and white bikinis are hotter than any other color bikini because everyday girls wear them without realizing how see-through they are….pervert..


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2007

10

Sep

I am – Britney Spears Pussy Picture of the Day

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In attempt to right a wrong, Britney Spears has decided to divert all attention from her really shitty career shattering performance by unleashing her cunt to the world. Despite all stereotypes that bloggers are either faggots or virgins, reality is that I know what a pussy looks like and I have seen pussy of all ages, all walks of life, all races, all general health levels and I know that this mess of a box may be waxed and bald but isn’t an actual babyhole. It is the ruins left over from her baby factory ass and her over-eating…so what you see is most likely her gunt, and less likely her labia. Either way, you can look at this shit cross-eyed and pretend it’s the real deal, because it’s not like you’re doing much else right now.


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