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2007

05

Sep

I am – Jessica Simpson at LAX of the Day

Jessica Simpson

Apparently this is Jessica Simpson arriving from who knows where at LAX yesterday. She looks happy and well rested, so I’m gonna say she just came from vacation, which really makes me laugh because she doesn’t act anymore (and we all know that was hardly acting) and she doesn’t sing anymore (and come on, that was barely singing) so i’m not sure what exactly she was taking a vacation from. She is filthy rich to boot, which pretty much makes her whole god damned life vacation.

I don’t think she is going anywhere by any means though. She’s found her cozy spot among the famous-for-nothing celebrity starlets of today, and she has dug her heels in the sand. And I’m sure they’ll keep inviting her to all the awards shows etc. cause they feel sorry for her, kind of like when your best friend has a retarded sibling and they have to include them in everything you guys do. They may say stupid things and not have a brain inside their head, but in the end it’s not their fault and I guess they deserve to play with the big kids as much as everyone else.

hugs and kisses
Marie-eve Martinez


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2007

05

Sep

I am – Pam Anderson Bikini Pics of the Day

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I had a friend when I was a kid who had a Hot Mom and all the neighborhood kids were always at their place. I liked to hang there because had cable TV and sofas in the living room, things that were strange and exotic compared to my family life at home, but I’m pretty sure all the little boys that frequented their house did so because it made them feel funny in their swimsuit areas.

It was like whatever was happening in those boys pants at the time completely outshone the fact that this was a grown women who was the mother of one of your friends and ran the PTA board at school.

The Friends of Pam Anderson’s kids are lucky though, because their bubble hasn’t ben busted yet, and they don’t know about sex tapes, and STDs and ugly ass Tommy Lee and his horse cock. You on the other hand do, yet still go to sleep at night hoping that Pammy will fly in through your window and take your virginity, because god knows no one else will.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

04

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I find these stepLINK pictures randomly and I constantly get emails demanding I link to the source. Reality is that their is no source, they just kinda show up on my computer and I throw them up. I have been contacted once or twice by girls whose pictures I had put up, usually of them in compromising positions. They are embarrassed, call me a pervert who stalks myspace profiles and I take the pictures down and they get over it. I usually get surprised when that happens since I have about 2 readers.

I remember one night I went out with stepSTEVE and got wasted at some dive. There was a group of girls there who we chatted up and I ended up licking one of their tits. I posted the pictures on here, they had no idea who I was, but got an email 2 days later because someone they knew read the site, saw the post and thought it was funny. Turned out the girls were underage and were threatening to send me to jail so I took the shit down….

Today I was emailed by a concerned parent, who said that the boy in yesterday’s picture, who is getting his nipple licked looks like her daughter’s boyfriend and is going to have some serious explaining to do. I don’t now whether a mom reading the site takes away my street cred, but it’s pretty fucking funny knowing that I got some punk kid busted being bad by his girlfriends mom. I guess next time he’ll say no to the fat bitch who is trying to eat his nipple.

I guess the point of all this is to say, if you know anyone in the pictures I post, don’t email them to let them know, keep it to yourself, it’ll be our little secret.

Here are today’s links.

Keira Knightly at an Event Barely Covering her Tits
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Guess the Celebrity Thong
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Here’s an Extreme Expose on WWE’s Layla in her Underwear Lookin’ Hot
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VBS Meets Up with 50 Cent – Part 1 Video
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Spike Jonze Spends Saturday with Kayne West- Part 1 Video
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Drunken Brooke Burke for the Camera
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Erin Naas Is a Sexy Single in Her Bikini Video
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Anne Marie Lytle is Some Hot Chick in Her Underwear Video
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Naked Chick Gropes a Cop
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Dude Gets Scrubbed Down at Bikini Car Wash
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Some Chick Named Sister Patterson has Huge Cans
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Dude Finds Out His Girlfriend is a Slut on the Radio
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Dina Lohan is one classy broad
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Girls Down Under Present Awesome Blossom
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Owen Wilson isn’t dead yet
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Drunk Woman Molests a Young Guy
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Some rookie idiot crashes helicopter – VIDEO
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Evan Rachel Wood gets naked in her new movie
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Jenna Hawkins in Men’s Style Magazine
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Romainian guy sets himself on fire – VIDEO
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Krystal Forscutt is almost naked
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Some Dude Named Zach Galifianakis is Supposed to Be Funny
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A Whole Lot of Ice T’s Wife Coco’s Ass
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Nicky Hilton black see through dress
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Celebrity cleavage showdown
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Charlize Theron in a Sheer Top
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Some Bitch Named Toffany Giving a Lap Dance
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Brad Pitt Fan Attack Video
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This bug is disgusting
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Getting a leg up in porn
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Old Man Takes Out a Punk
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Some slut plays with her tits
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Kim Karsishian denies getting peed on
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Hanna Hilton and her big cans
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Paris Hilton wants to get knocked up
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J-HO on the set of her new video
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Lohan is poor and begging everyone for money
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Jordan and her friend have naked backyard fun
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The Hollyoaks Cast in Bathing Suits Calendar
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More Pics of Hayden Panettiere looking like an aging cougar
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Some Jessica Simpson Shows off Her Legs…
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Halle Berry is knocked up
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Jerry Lewis Says Illiterate Faggot During a Telethon…
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Christina Ricci is Scaring Me in this Picture
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Charlize Theron is hot
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Christina Aguilera looking fine. Some of them are old, but you don’t care, so neither do I
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Some Britney New Single Action….The Soundtrack For Your Masturbation
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Some Crazy Accident Photo Gallery
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The Rad Girls Wax Their Boxes…Cuz They Are Amazing
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Jade Jagger Smoke Pot With Her Daughter
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These Guys Will Give Lohan 250k but won’t give me shit for linking to their story..
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These 2 ABC News Anchors Laugh at Owen Wilson Killin Himself
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Girl Gets Naked Dirty With a Dildo On Photobucket via Rogue…
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Some Lesbian Cam Girl’s Photobucket with Nudity
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A Dirty Mom Puts Up Pics of Her Pussy and Her Sucking Dick in Photobucket – via Rogue
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart With the Biggest Asshole Ever on Photobucket via Rogue
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart on Photobucket via Rogue
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Gladys Shows Off Her Box on Photobucket via Rogue
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Anorexic Photobucket Bitch You Love
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stepTHROWBACK Picture of the Day
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Some 100 Pound Goth Chick Dildos Herself – NSFW
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Use This Spray To Get Laid…Without it You Will Remain a loser…
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2007

04

Sep

I am – Eva Longoria Bikini Ass Pictures of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Eva Longoria in a bikini that you’ve all seen already, but I am posting because that’s how I do things. I am not the fastest or the most thorough, but I got shit to do like try to convince girls to get naked on webcam or household shit like sit in the pile of dirty laundry including my wife’s shit stained underwear that is sprawled all over the fucking apartment….if you looked at it you’d think we were some kind of rich family, but reality is my wife gets her underwear at the second hand clothing store….since she’s huge she takes 2 pairs and doubles them up as one by sewing them togehter….

I was at a party this weekend and it was daytime outdoor shit filled with crackheads who were on a three day bender going strong…amongst them was a girl with a raped looking face covered in welts walking around in a pair of polka dot booty shorts, that were riding so high up her box I could practically see her anus. I pulled out my camera to try and stepTV the shit, because I never see chicks in bikinis in person and I never see crackwhores without pants on for free, it usually costs 5 dollars for that shit….unfortunately, she was with two crazy meth driven homeless looking dudes with a dog who didn’t like what I was doing and got all in my face jacked on crank and they got in the way of my stepTV magic…

I really don’t have much to say other than I like the way Longoria’s pussy hangs, I love that she bends over for the camera, I just hate her fucking rat face, but who cares what I think, I am not an authority on this shit….I am just some pervert with a shitty website no one reads….

The Close-Up Shots…


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2007

04

Sep

I am – Paris Hilton Upskirt of the Day

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There’s this homeless dude by my house who was once emaciated and drug addicted who parked himself outside some kind boutique where rich ladies by imported chocolates or creams or some shit that I am not sure of because I am not allowed in. Either way, in the last 6 months his been here he’s gained about 50 pounds. He’d be outside that store day and night, rain or shine and I am guess the rich old ladies felt sorry for him and hooked him up with food and money. I walked by his spot today and there was an new kid working the corner. At first I thought it was a bum fight and this younger, leaner, hungrier bum beat out the older, washed up, lazy bum, but realized that the original fat dude who’s business was bustling, just outsourced the corner on weekends so he could go on vacation. He’s made a business out of begging for change like Paris Hilton’s made a business out of showing her aids panties and her junk…


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2007

04

Sep

I am – Louise Redknapp Bikini Pics of the Day

Louise Redknapp

I had been dating (ie: sleeping with) this guy on and off who was a drug dealer, but not the fun kind of drug dealer who is is the life of the party and gives me free shit, the kind who is cranky and just talks about money and how to get money and never gives you deals on anything cause he’s a cheap bastard. I liked him tho, and we had great sex, so I kept him in rotation with my other 3-4 regulars I have for during dry spells. He came over the other day to tell me he didn’t want to see me anymore cause he doesn’t like that I do drugs. I argued with him for an hour or so about the fact that he is a fucking hypocrite, which he didn’t seem to like so much. I mean I like to get high, I will admit that, but crackhead I am not. His reasoning seemed to be that he was concerned I was “hurting myself”, yet he has no problems hurting other people he does or doesn’t know, for large profit no less. I supposed it’s okay to kill people slowly, provided you just don’t have to watch them die directly in front of you.

He said he still wants to “hang out” and “watch movies” he just doesn’t want to be “intimate” which is going to be a problem, because I’m pretty much only interested in dirty fucking, straight up, and not some cry baby talking about their feelings over lunch and movies.

Here’s Louise Redknapp

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

04

Sep

I am – Pam Anderson Licks Some Dude With Her Vagina Exposed of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Pam Anderson licking some dude in Malibu. I have never been to Malibu but you can tell that it is Malibu by the glass balcony, I am so happy that running this site has given me a vast knowledge of architecture and who knows maybe one day I’ll be that interior designer I’ve always wanted to be…

Speaking of designers, I was talking to a dude the other day who does Vagina surgery. He is basically a vagina doctor who helps girls out when they feel like their labias are too long, bunched up and make them look like they have a cock. So basically he spends his days designing the perfect vagina, he sits there with a pen and paper on a drafting board deciding on what kind of vagina he should make out of a girls old vagina and that whole concept, although seemingly psychopathic makes him a ton of money….

I was asking him what he does about girls he brings home. You know once you chop a vagina up and make it into your very own vaginal creation, can you go back to natural vagina that you meet in a bar or do you try to offer them the at home discounted version of your procedure? I didn’t really understand whether he took vagina and made it to his ideal vagina or if he took vagina and made it as close to a perfect vagina the client wants….but either way, working with vagina all day could probably make a man gay or really fucking horny all the time…

I was always the kind of guy who took whatever vagina came my way. I never took much thought into whether it was meaty, stinky or diseased. This one time I was banging a chick with a cluster of genital warts, but I just made sure to avoid contact with that part of her box….it actually made a fun challenge like trying to walk down the sidewalk and not step on the cracks…

Either way, here are some pictures of some Pam Anderson in action with some pussy from the backside….of the day…motherfucker…


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2007

04

Sep

I am – Anne Hathaway is Boring and Pasty with a Bad Ass in a Bikini She’s Already Worn of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Anne Hathaway wearing the same bathing suit she wore last month on some boat in St Tropez. It is safe to say that these are old and from her last boring non-sexual romp on the boat, but since they are making the rounds and dated for this past weekend I will post them. I know that celebs do not wear the same bikini twice, especially one as unflattering as this….but out of respect of the bikini manufacturers, I am am pretty sure no design or fabric out there could make Anne Hathaway look good…and I am not even talking about the color of her skin, because I am not a racist….

Reality is that I was always into hot chicks, but ended up with white chicks, I don’t know, maybe it is because I am Mexican and I know that Spanish girls are insane and get made and kill you in your sleep….and black girls can be hot but black guys don’t date them and go for fat blond chicks instead so I figure it’s best to stay away if their own community wants nothing to do with their vagina that either do I….and Asian girls are all small and tight bodied and built like teenage girls love serving their man but don’t seem to love serving fat Mexican dudes and I never really met many Natives, I don’t huff gas or hang out on Indian Reserves in my Teepee, but from what I understand they are all knocked up by the age of 15 so I just keep my distance, even though I love teenage pregnancy….Indian chicks and arab chicks I see just aren’t accessible, they are in lock-down with overbearing husbands and traditional clothing, behind the mask is often a pretty hot piece of ass, but getting under the silky fabric is almost impossible….and Jew chicks are good cuz before they get married, they like sucking dick, they learned it in summer camp and like to perfect it because they are so ambitious, but they have strong family values and have to stick with their own kind in some kind of rebuilding the empire after WWII way, they are also superficial and I was always too poor and too ugly to land that…so I stick to middle america, white bread bitches who are down on their luck and don’t mind some Mexican cock because their families don’t bother with them and men of their own kind are going for the higher quality version of them….Point of all this is to say that even if I like white chicks, this bitch is too fucking white and the fact that she’s been out on a boat in the sun for a month and still looks this fucking white, leads me to believe bitch has something seriously wrong with her….like Aids.


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2007

04

Sep

I am – Anne Hathaway is Boring and Pasty with a Bad Ass in a Bikini She's Already Worn of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Anne Hathaway wearing the same bathing suit she wore last month on some boat in St Tropez. It is safe to say that these are old and from her last boring non-sexual romp on the boat, but since they are making the rounds and dated for this past weekend I will post them. I know that celebs do not wear the same bikini twice, especially one as unflattering as this….but out of respect of the bikini manufacturers, I am am pretty sure no design or fabric out there could make Anne Hathaway look good…and I am not even talking about the color of her skin, because I am not a racist….

Reality is that I was always into hot chicks, but ended up with white chicks, I don’t know, maybe it is because I am Mexican and I know that Spanish girls are insane and get made and kill you in your sleep….and black girls can be hot but black guys don’t date them and go for fat blond chicks instead so I figure it’s best to stay away if their own community wants nothing to do with their vagina that either do I….and Asian girls are all small and tight bodied and built like teenage girls love serving their man but don’t seem to love serving fat Mexican dudes and I never really met many Natives, I don’t huff gas or hang out on Indian Reserves in my Teepee, but from what I understand they are all knocked up by the age of 15 so I just keep my distance, even though I love teenage pregnancy….Indian chicks and arab chicks I see just aren’t accessible, they are in lock-down with overbearing husbands and traditional clothing, behind the mask is often a pretty hot piece of ass, but getting under the silky fabric is almost impossible….and Jew chicks are good cuz before they get married, they like sucking dick, they learned it in summer camp and like to perfect it because they are so ambitious, but they have strong family values and have to stick with their own kind in some kind of rebuilding the empire after WWII way, they are also superficial and I was always too poor and too ugly to land that…so I stick to middle america, white bread bitches who are down on their luck and don’t mind some Mexican cock because their families don’t bother with them and men of their own kind are going for the higher quality version of them….Point of all this is to say that even if I like white chicks, this bitch is too fucking white and the fact that she’s been out on a boat in the sun for a month and still looks this fucking white, leads me to believe bitch has something seriously wrong with her….like Aids.


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2007

04

Sep

I am – Keira Knightley Bikini Pics of the Day

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I had a pretty shitty weekend, mostly because I didn’t get laid and when I don’t get fucked I get pretty cranky. I had quite alot to drink as usual and we stumbling blindly down the main drag of the city in my high heels, I stopped into a bar I don’t usually frequent to see a friend who works there. It was full of all these white hip hop loving assholes that think being black is about wearing baggy clothes and fake gold and diamonds on your front teeth. I was so drunk I ended up leaving with one of these assholes, but he wasn’t bad looking and his pants halfway fit so that’s how I’ll justify it.

We got back to his his house and got all nakend and shit and he started going down on me, but he was one of those try hards that really wasn’t that good at it in the first place, so I pulled him up and we got ready to fuck, and that’s when I saw it. His dick limp like the celery in my fridge.

Now I’m used to hearing stories about guys with limp dicks, since I live with one, but I can understand it when its a fat, middle aged drunk, you know? What I can’t understand is how the fuck this happens to a 24 year old dude. I’m not one to console anyone for shit, so I told him the truth in the ways of “No, it doesn’t happen all the time, it’s not okay, and it is a big deal.”

Here’s Keira Knightley.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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