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2022

03

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishnet Friday motherfuckers….

It’s a time to tap into the outdoorsman in all of us, because as you know, fishnet stockings were appropriated from Fishermen, or hunter gatherers, yet no one seems to care.

All it took was one eager, perverted, cross dressing angler lost at sea to realize that he liked the effect of the fishnet against his bare skin, something he could make a pantyhose out of for prostitutes everywhere….

Something that’s now standard and socially acceptable in public, but that at one time was probably reserved for brothels, the matrimonial room, but now you can see them at banks, colleges, even walking the street but not as street walkers level….always maintaining its original purpose of giving a pervert something to jerk off to, but pretending it’s not for that purpose, so that when they wear them, no one calls them sluts, but instead everyone just jerks off to them….or imagines doing perverted things to them….making things like walking down the street, applying for a mortgage, or whatever you do to get next to fishnets that are presented as professioial wear, when we know the actual profession it was designed for….THE OLDEST PROFESSION around. WHOREDOM.

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2022

03

Jun

STRETCH and Other Videos of the Day

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Tell us About Your Personality

TITTY DANCE

Big Ass in a Dress

Short Tennis Skirt Hotness

Stay Safe

Ass in Shorts

Hot Ass Works Out

Female Track and Field Porn

Whores on a Photoshoot

Short Skirt

Big Titty

Slutty Dancer

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2022

03

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The MeToo movement is likely over, the use or WEAPONIZING of sexual relationships to destroy a man’s life without due process, or his day in court…oftentimes it was just about “not being decent” or “good”….or “considerate”…and no laws were broken but that doesn’t stop them destroying your life.

I think the next step for Johnny Depp, which is all by design, will be a lawsuit against Disney, that he’ll win against and will be working for them soon after….

That’s how you spin wash a story….after an earner gets cancelled in the wake of other people they probably wanted cancelled, but you can’t control all cancellations, so sometimes good people on their team go down for the ability to cancel their opponents by making them out to be sex perverts who don’t treat whorish women like ladies..

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Derek Hough – Not Gay
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Crazy Kid Fan at the Volleyball Game
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2022

02

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been in the wrong place at the wrong time and walked into pride events at least once…..and it was a bunch of perverted gay dudes in gay man lingerie, chaps and thongs, some not in thongs at all, because gay is perversion, they are very into the fuck….

My friend Stefan the Hairdresser sent me a tweet some sociologist wrote bragging about all the pride’s she’s been to and how her kids are used to seeing all the “adult content”…they’re prepared….seems like a terrible place for kids to be…celebrating gay sex…you know, the kind of thing you’d get arrested for, just not in this era.

I don’t know when Pride because a family affair, but it’s weird to anyone who’s come across erections at pride events from perverted fucks getting ass fucked in the port-o-potty…..mid day while high on ketamine and poppers.

Best meme I saw today: priDEMONth….and I don’t even give a fuck about Pride, or gay, straight, perverted, or whatever…fuck what you want, all good….throw parades around it, sure….. but confusing sexual preferences, or deviancy from traditional baby-making sex, like it’s some kind of fetish, only presented as family programming because dudes are proud of all the dick they put in their ass and people want to show their support in a “you go gay!”….is just weird….

I don’t know why sex fetishes need to be given a month of celebration….but the corporate interest or wokeness seem to love it…it is pretty JOKES when your bank changes their log for a month to let you know they’re into your sick sex…

Celebrate that inclusivity, by the same companies that mandated vaccines from their employees…..you fucking perverted fucking scumbag hypocrites…

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McKayla Maroney Rocking a Silk Dress
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Madison Beer in a Photoshoot
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Ana De Armas Tans Her Thong
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Kelly Gale’s Bikini Top
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Nip Slip at Cannes
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Elliott Page in a Wie Beater for Esquire
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SI Swimsuit Model Christen Harper is Happy in her Swimsuit
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Megan Thee Stallion’s New Video
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Sabrina Carpenter Bikinis on a Boat
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Matthew Morrison Gets Fired for Being Flirty
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Mom’s Synchronized Dive Fail
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20 Quotes from Billionaires
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Spa owner Dionne Louis blasts Deshaun Watson accuser following 23rd lawsuit against Browns QB
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Liquid Gallium Reflective Vortex In Slow Motion!
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Cops Hide to Catch Grab and Go Thieves
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Derek Hough Engaged to a Woman
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Bella Thorne Rocks a Bikini
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Frank Gore to Sign to With the 49ers
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Shay Mitchell is Bumpin
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Scariest Prank Ever Done
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Marilyn Monroe Nude
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18 People Having a Shit Day
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When You’re Dating a Sex Addict
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2022

02

Jun

Demi Lovato Bathtub Tits of the Day

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It’s funny that the mind control slave, puppet of the industry, heroin addict who had an overdose, but didn’t get cancelled because she’s too big a star, too rich of a talent, who I don’t think it all that talented, but I’ve never seen any of her movies, or heard any of her music, she’s more just a dumpy bitch that I know exists.

I did find it weird that we as a society decided to coddle the broken child star during her darkest days, instead of throwing them out like we used to….let them die Dana Plato….but I guess when you’re as dialed in as this one, as trained and willing to push the agenda of the woke hard…..you remain their tool to reach and influnence the people into going whatever direction they want them to.

You may not believe in the GROOMERS, the INDOCTRINATORS, the pushing of the satantic transgender agenda, but the fact is, Demi Lovato is a “they” now, non binary, like a narcissist who needs to self-diagnose herself to feel like she matters….

But for whatever reason, in being a they, no longer a CIS GENDER, she’s managed to figure out how to pose like a slutty chick, I guess all it took to understand slutty chick poses, was to say to the world “I’m not a chick”….while being a CHICK…

Fascinating the level of confusion this is, probably something her fans can decipher as they head to the doctor for their hormone therapies and to permanently alter their bodies cuz Demi Lovato told them to from a bath with her wet wife beater tits out.

The point of the story is, they, them, it, or go fuck yourself with your dumb pronouns or not, Lovato’s producing some smut, and it’s the most interesting she’s been, no matter how dumb her THEM haircut is….the clit’s still a clit, the labia not sewed up with a set of Tom Green prosthetic balls, so it’s not gay to wanna fuck this….even if everything else about you is pretty gay…why are you even reading this, don/t you have Pride Month to go tend to by dancing in your jockstrap and gym socks….

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2022

02

Jun

Sophie Mudd Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is some influencer, whatever the fuck that bullshit means, someone with too many followers on social media, who realized pitching brands and doing meaningful projects for those fans was too much effort for the payout, when the only meaninful projects the fans really needed was getting a chance to see these monster tits exposed, something I am sure many signed up to see, because the tits are that ridiculous, some bigger than your head, barely contained in this bikini top, all while the rest of her isn’t fat as fuck….totally confusing, but in the best way possible.

So from influencer to smut peddler selling pics of her tits for more money than she would have made legitimately, since being a whore has always and will always pay.

I’m not hating, I think being born with tits like this gave her pretty limited options, and all of those options involve showing said tits off…

If she didn’t show them off, she’d be doing herself, the creator who made her, and lal her fans a disservice.

We are all given callings in life, I haven’t figured mine out, but I’m hoping for “Sex Cult”…..but Sophie Mudd’s basically been forced into hers as there’s nothing else she can do….rocking monster tits like this…and it’s wonderful.

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2022

02

Jun

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The thong is a failed panty that got so much hype because we were all used to panties so big we couldn’t believe they weren’t categorized as a shirt pant, you know the granny panty that you needed a granny ass in a diaper to fill….

I guess people were just so excited on the trend of scaling back the fabric on panty so that you can see more ass, because it’s always about seeing more ass….that they didn’t looking into functionality.

It’s one of those things where if we’re trending in the direction of seeing more ass, and more and more women, both whores and professional, which I guess are the same thing since whore is a profession, but I mean serious professions not shoving cock in you for money….you know the normies who adopted the thong, like the bikini wax, like the yoga pant, like the sexting, like the selling nudes, like the fucking on camera for your only fans…it’s been a process….

But yeah, when it all goes down, you’re too busy jerking off to it to realize that “shit, the thong is totally flawed when it comes to shit”…and I know what you’re thinking “girls don’t shit”….which I am totally on board with, so the asshole that’s peeking from the thong is strictly there to stick things in, so maybe that window to the soul, the panty that allows you to feel clothed while “red eye” mooning your puckered star, isn’t all that ineffective, poorly designed, at all.

I mean, looks good to me.

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2022

02

Jun

Josie Canseco Lingerie of the Day

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If only all Cuban prostitutes looked this good….I’d be on the next flight to the breadlines of the communist island…with rolls of quarters in pocket…ready to make my dick’s dreams come true…..it’s never too late…

That’s not to say that she’s a Cuban prostitute, but she’s cuban and in her underwear on the internet, she’s just from a better socio-economic background, benefitting from her dad being Human Trafficked to America, where he was able to do steroids and climb the ranks of the Oakland As, making big enough money to allow his daughter to get naked on the internet for fun, not for money to buy her baby formula on the black market, or designer purses.

Which is what makes Josie so great, along with a hot body, hot face, that willingness to show it off for no reason other than showing it off, speaks to my soul not that I have a soul, I’m words on a screen people, but if I did have a soul, this rich kid would speak to it.

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2022

02

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty drops are the internet’s answer to Mardi Gras, or drunken girl pulling her tits out, when bored and at home an wanting to pull their tits out, but finding no valid reason to pull their tits out, not that a valid reason is ever needed to pull out the tits, it’s just that girls are a weird species and despite being slutty temptresses who give you boners, they like to pretend that they aren’t slutty…..so they need a social game, to get involved.

I guess Americans just like silly fucking games in all aspects of life, hence Jimmy Fallon’s successs with all that school yard bullshit, celebrity pin the tail on the donkey, that’ll go viral, fuck it, make it a primetime gameshow, because that mindless caliber of content are the only people watching TV an you gotta keep them hooked.

Unfortunately, at least for these girls, they aren’t running a Titty Drop TV show yet, but we’ll get there as a deranged society gets more and more into heathenism….

In the meantime, here are some amateurs, ready to go pro, training.

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2022

02

Jun

Oana Gregory On a Boat of the Day

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Oana Gregory is not just the first Romanian Disney Kid, something that she used to have in her bio on instagram because I guess she was proud of being Romanian, even though Romanian have had the short end of the Eastern European stick for a long time, and get made fun of for being Gypsies and other derogatory vampire shit….

I once knew a Romanian dude with a 12 inch penis who would expose himself every time he got carded for beer or cigarettes in a “is this enough proof for you”…situation…it was a smart tactic since we were about 16 and the rest of us couldn’t get away with buying beer thanks to having inny penis not outty penis.

Anyway, Oana Gregory is a bitch on a boat in a bathing suit, showing her big Romanian titties and that may be because being the first Romanian Disney kid didn’t pay the bills properly, so with her manager Bella Thorne, she does OnlyFans, putting them tits to good use, only 7 dollars a month people…get it….if you give a shit….I don’t…the free pics from instagram are enough for me.

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