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2022

02

Jun

Kristin Cavallari Bikini of the day

Here’s Divorcee or Widow Kristin Cavallari looking like she found the instagram filter, because her face looks super imposed on her body, like so many instagram trash I’ve come across, it’s like these bitches think fake filters are an answer to getting glammed up, especially when they are old and rotten like this one.

It’s like why get hair and make-up to come, despite being rich as shit, I want my fans to think I’m low maintenance and hill next to my millionaire pool….since everything about me is vapid, Orange County, money grubbing trash.

So instead, they just try to game us with the fake face….TRUST nothing on the internet…and if Cavallari is reading this, which she’s not, but they do all google themselves, and this site is banned on all big tech channels, so she’d never find herself here…..but if she did and is like “jokes on him, I didn’t use a filter, that’s just how I look naturally”…..well bitch, I’m saying your face looks stupid, so for your sake, hope it’s a filter.

In conclusion, all the basic bitches of the world with egos and a dream, post instagram smut like this to show off their whore bodies, while pretending they are lifestyle influencers, even after being on TV, marrying a pro athlete and making stupid money…it’s like the worst of the worst are celebrated and they sure as fuck don’t shut up.

Anyway, here’s to old tired moms whoring….

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2022

02

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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The tanline may get some of you in the summer spirit, I’m always in the summer spirit because I look at pics of bitches who live the endless summer life, in their bikinis, basically all year round from the comfort of my Canadian made igloo….

I just like tanlines beecause they highlight the cool parts, make for some good target practice, let the inner tween in my soul know that “you’re not supposed to see this part”…..

I am just disappointed the tans are often fake, like everything else on social, just chemicals to stain skin for a look, thank the Kardashians for helping girls be such vapid idiots….rather than the tans being real…

You see if abitch doesn’t look like a leathery window in Florida who’s been roasting herself like a thanksgiving turkey, rocking that same texture….I don’t want it….

If a bitch doesn’t permanently smell of coconut Hawaiian Tropic tanning oil, because it’s been marinated and baked into her….I don’t want it.

But I’ll look at bitches using TANLINES as a marketing hook, since they’re naked.

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2022

02

Jun

She’s Got Personality and Other Videos of the Day

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Bing Bong

I wonder if that’s a Fentanyl Pop

Ass Jiggles

Awkward Bikini Girl

Embarrassing Dancer

Bikini Tops

Lingerie Girl Letting us Down

Double the Slut Dance

Hot Body

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2022

02

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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They’ve got to be trolling us….

There is no way that we’re not being trolled….

In all aspects of our life….across the fucking board….at all levels we’re being trolled…

Knowing is half the battle….

Here are some stepLINKS…which isn’t trolling….

Paige Spiranac’s Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard
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Millie Bobby Brown Burns her Mouth on Chicken Wings
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Nude Model Cherry in the Courtyard
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Tennis Coach Does some Modeling
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Homemade Cocacola Fountain
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Talented Bucket Drummer
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Filming the Train Crash Scene from Mission Impossible 7
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2022

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Johnny Depp won, because of course he did. You can’t take out power players who make other power players stupid money, no matter how horrible they are.

I just don’t understand that in this society of MeToo, woke, cancel, believe all women, they’ve allowed Amber Heard to lose…and all the media owned by the same people are saying shit like “Amber Heard Doubles Down on her Lies”…..that’s so anti-character to victim blame….but then I guess they proved the real victim was Depp….sure….

I am sure the whole thing was a fucking show, do we have proof it wasn’t on set somewhere? But you gotta wonder why they are turning on the women?

Is this proof that if a motherfucker gets cancelled, it’s because the puppet masters want them cancelled.

This believe all women, all of a sudden thrown out, no longer exists….because they painted Heard into a big enough monster, knowing that with Johnny’s charm they will win over the man haters out there…

This was definitely a humiliate Amber Heard situation, redeem Johnny, bring back Pirates…everyone gets rich…because they are actors, acting….

The real question is whether the TOXIC masculinity and the patriarchy will do a total 180 and finally make a comeback….are thy going to put women back in their place or some shit….I don’t know how these people think, but it looks that way.

Is this the tip of the woke iceberg, finally ending all that woke bullshit, so that the satanists can go back to being heathens without worrying about some whore raining on their elite parade whenever she feels violated by them or sees opportunity….

It was clear to everyone from the start that Amber was a gold digging opportunist who manipulated the situation for her shitty personal gain…But doesn’t the dude involved with the psycho responsible for that? You know, the pussy whipped bitch cuck boy angle doesn’t sit with me….

The taking accountability for being a cuck as an angle got him sympathy instead of laughed at…all to get his name cleared for future blockbusters….when being a pussy whipped bitch is a “get what you deserve” suck it up and move on instead of suing the bitch like a little baby even if it’s for a TV show that you’re pretending is reality, because you’re all getting paid……

Now wait for him and Kate Moss to rekindle their love, to really wash his name like he’s Ben Affleck, to distract people with nostalgia, bring back celebrity power they’ve lost and get that man hired by Disney

Here are some stepLINKS

A One Direction Girlfriend Wears a Bathrobe to the Beach – Not Olivia Wilde
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Maria Menounos Bikinis!
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Kate Upton Drops a “Rainbow” of Looks for Pride Month
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Kat Graham’s See Through Outfits at Cannes
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Halsey’s Big Cleavage
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How Pop Boats Work
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Demi Rose’s Awesome Top in Ibiza
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Emma Roberts Goes Back to Horror
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Tennis Coach Ira Chekashova Does Some Modeling
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Boris Becker is Not Appealing Tax Fraud Sentence
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1000 Musicians Play “My Hero” by the Foo Fighters
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Guy Goes to Desperate Measures to Get Stolen Bike Back
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Pianist Puppy Gets Owner Noise Compliants
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ATV Ruins the Cookout
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Anya Taylor Joy Eating Dangerous Foods
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Bella Thorne’s Bikini Vacation Photo Drop
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Bebe Rexha’s Swimsuit Shout Out
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Josh Allen’s Girlfriend Turns Heads Before The Match
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Crazy Marines Underwater Challenge
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How Red Bull Makes Money
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The Boat Mailmen
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Nude Model in a Leather Harness for Fashion
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Sara Sampaio Doing her Own Hari
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IG Model and NFL Reporter Amanda Vance’s Way Too Early NFL Prediction
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Man Fights Kangaroo
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How Neon Lights are Made
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Nude, Tattooed and Natural for Art
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Alexandra Stan is Giving Away Clothing
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Boxing Reporter Michelle Joy Phelps Joins OnlyFans
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Lucy Hale Leggings
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Madison Beer in a Weird Photoshoot
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Peyton Roi List in a Photoshoot
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Selena Gomez at an Event
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Olivia Wilde in London
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Daisy Lowe in London
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Ashley Tisdale in Shorts
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Emma Appleton in a Photoshoot
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Sadie Sink in a Photoshoot
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From stepSMUT!!

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Butt Plug Play
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Big Naturals
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A Bunch of Booty
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Foreskin Shots
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23 Shitty Days
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Lola’s Booty
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Dildo Sucker
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Big Tits in the Kitchen
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Dildo Grip
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Demon Tranny Cumming in the Holy Water for You To Report to God
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Crazy Tech Shit
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Lost Keys
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Pawg
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Short Skirts
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Naked Kaiya is Fit and Tanned
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Instagram Hottie
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Mental!
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Morning Pee
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Shanna Moakler’s Playboy Shoot
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Party People
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Valana’s Vagina
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Table Topper
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Fucked in Nature
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Amateur Doggy Fuck
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6 Acts that Make You A Whore
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Delicate Flower
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Amateur Fucktime
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Amateur Dick Sucker
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Pretty Girl Gets Fucked
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The Toystore
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Twitter Fan Fuck
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Losing the Butt Plug
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2022

01

Jun

Kelly Brook Brings the Tits of the Day

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Kelly Brook brings the tits, because that is the only thing she knows how to do and at 45 years old, it’s not quite as good as it once was, but that’s the standard phenomenon with women, if they get better with age, or hotter with age, it’s because they were previously men and have since transitioned, rocking a new set of perky tits….but organic women, that shit rots organically.

Anyway, this is definitely a Leave Kelly Brook alone post, because she may be a big girl, she’s always been a big girl, she may be a banged out by various athlete girl, she may be a failed actress who moved to LA for th dream, but through it alll she’s had tits bigger than my head and sometimes that’s good enough.

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2022

01

Jun

Hailey Bieber Bikinis of the Day

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Here’s a couple pictures of stroked out celebrity daughter who became celebrity life because she likes being a celebrity by association, it’s all she knows, rocking a bikini wherever the fuck she is, and it’s always nice to see a stroke survivor living their best life as they wait for the big on to take them out, because when you’re 25, being scared of strokes is totally fucking normal….CLIMATE CHANGE….or RACISM or some shit….right.

Assuming she even had a stroke and it wasn’t just a campaign for some pharma product all the vaccinated clotted up 20 years olds will need to take daily to staycation alive.

You never know, since the internet is a fucking lie.

Point of the story, at least she’s hot.

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2022

01

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Look at all these rebels putting their criminal drug use on the internet like they’re never going to run for politics or work the corporate ladder from some fortune 500 country. So bold. So edgy.

Not to mention, they’re doing it naked, like they don’t even have a future self to worry about because they either know it’s the end of the world, or that it’s the end of decency, modestry, good old fashioned Christian values….where the heathens have taken over as we build that tower of whoredom in babylon.

It’s one of those “what happens on the internet for clout” is all that matters, the instant gratification or the grab for cash….and luckily, I’m a pervert totally into the general population behaving like this….

But at the same time, weed is biblical, it was brought her from someone, you get high from it without much altering from it’s organic state, so maybe smoking weed naked is 100 percent god’s will and the putting it on the internet is just spreading that love to those who don’t know.

Something to think about, while staring at the tits getting high, innit.

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2022

01

Jun

Britney Spears Bikinis of the Day

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I don’t know when this Britney Spears fucking the sandy beach pics dropped on her social media, but I feel like I already posted it. I’m lazier than you are, so I’m not going to bother looking to see if I posted it, but rather pretend that this is actually Britney Spears, that she’s actually shot this on her modern day phone, that she’s actually uploaded it to the internet with what I assume is a insane caption….even though my gut tells me that it’s all a fucking scam, all a fucking lie, like her miscarriage / pregnancy, they’ll do all they can to rook you in….

They don’t like that people have lost interest in celebs now that everyone is a micro celeb and can’t be bothered with actual celebs, so they are doing anything they can to get people to buy into their distraction, whether it is turning celebs into lame ass influencers and youtubers, super fucking desperate, or it’s bringing back nostalgia like Britney, Ben and Jen or Johnny Depp and Kate.

Maybe it’s because more people are into politics, now that they’ve personally been fucked over by the system, and they don’t like all eyes on them….so they ar going to their old tricks, who fucking knows but Britney’s definitely mental.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2022

01

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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It’s a known fact that fitness makes you healthier, happier, hotter, better in bed, better in life, disciplined, energized….less prone to being a loser on anti-depressants who sit on their fat asses eating chips and cake as they mindlessly watch the TV tell them things through shitty fucking programming….

Then there’s the whole COVID thing that most people are probably over, because they haven’t unleashed the heavy duty version to kill everyone off, it’s been COVID lite to date, but we can all eagerly await what the future brings…

But yeah, in the whole COVID thing, we’ve seen a bunch of unhealthy people deny healthy things like fitness…..even though all studies said fitness will save you….not good enough for the lazy….thy prefer simpler solutions like triple masks and vaccines that don’t work.

There was also a whole propaganda campaign against fitness at the time of COVID, probably calling fitness extremist or racist, BIGOTS…..

While really, fitness should be the only thing that matters, but they don’t want any of that…..

Luckily, thse girls are doing fitness shit, being fit, for a better tomorrow and it looks a lot better than sloppy fucking sick people waiting for their premature death while being scared of death….nothing some anti depressants and sugar won’t fix….

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