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2022

03

Jun

I’d still fuck Madonna of the Day

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She’s Madonna…

I’ve done’ worse….

Dramatically worse….

I don’t care how mangled, beat up, ROTTEN MEAT, disgusting she probably is outside of the instagram filters…

She’s Madonna…

I don’t care that she’s some Satanic princess sent here to destroy generations of women…

I just hope she’s wearing depends….geriatric is one thing, but geriatric feces is another.

I’ve spent enough time in old folks home looking for dementia bitches to stick my dick in to know how quickly that shit goes shout!

She’s Madonna….allegedly….I’m not sure this thing is even humnan….but I’d still fuck it.

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2022

03

Jun

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…

If as a society, at last in Canada, but even in the USA, since you can’t technical enter the USA without the poison COVID shots that have been proven to not work, they’ve enforced this draconian, tyrannical, evil, oppressive pressure on the people to follow their order…your health and wellness is not your choice, or your choice in health and wellness may feel like your choice, but we’re forcing you into it….

I’d like to see the same energy applied to the on/off….mandate all employees with tits and pussy to do this to keep their job….so we can jerk off better to them.

I hate seeing a clothed woman knowing I’ll never know what she looks like naked, it’s evil, it’s sinsiter, it’s dark…it’s so old school.

These are modern times, force women to do it, they already do it, we just need more of them doing it daily, and they’ll all love doing it once they do it, they just need that pressure from above.

I should get into politics, this is my only policy, but I feel we can go far with it and build of it….

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2022

03

Jun

Kristen Stewart Braless of the Day

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I don’t find Kristen Stewart a compelling star. I thought she was some product of incest poor chick who was sold to the industry because she geographically lived in and around LA and it was easy for her creepy dad to sell her off to some random producer he met at the grocery store, a bitch has got to eat motherfuckers.

I never understood her celebrity, she’s a boing, emotionless, barely hot actress, so either she’s got dirt on important people who did terrible things to her or in front of her, or she’s actually one of their own with famous, connected family….because there’s gotta be something about her that justifies her “a-list” attitude….

Sure, Twilight was huge, but is that enough to keep this bitch working, or is there are more sinister side to the story…..

The weirdest thing about her, at least for me, is that despite being a lipstick lesbian, which is a lesbian that doesn’t look like a biker, bus driver, cafeteria lady, or man…..even though I don’t believe lesbianism is a real ailment, not even in priDEMONth….

But yeah, the weirdest thing about her, even when she’s dating/fucking seemingly hot chicks, she’s still fucking boring to me….and even if I think lesbianism is fake, anti-climatic, masturbatory, even narcissistic….like “girl wants pussy praised by other girl, because she thinks she’s top pussy”….I can still happily watch girls fuck girls…yet Kristen Stewart doesn’t make me want to watch her sex tapes if there were sex tapes an she’s not even hideous….so explain that….can a girl be so boring that even when hot enough to be famous is not someone I want to see fuck….I can’t explain that…it is inexplicable…my own kind of X-Files…..

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2022

03

Jun

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Feminism was a political movement to take women out of the house, to destroy the family unit, to tax women to line the pockets of the people who funded the feminist movement and it’s been one of the biggest lies, or scams, towards women, their happiness, their purpose, their lives….yet you still have girls getting railed by random men 5 nights a week, thinking it’s a feminist act….or hating on men, even though women were seen as the queen of the house, something a man would throw his life into supporting, back when this feminism thing happened…..it was propaganda, and people feel for it….

These girls aren’t feminists, but if you ask any girl if she’s a feminist, they’ll probably say yes…they just didn’t post braless content for feminism, I put that spin on it, because I am fake news….

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2022

03

Jun

Doja Cat Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who Doja Cat is, but she’s some trending popstar from the internet, which means she’s probably not all that impressive, but one of those weak and desperate fame at a level the execs like, because they know that she’s not going to stray from their orders or rules, because her maintaining her fame is critical.

Apparently, she got famous for wearing a cow bikini, saying “bitch I’m a cow, moo”….turned into a song that I assume went big on TikTok, as it does, and now she’s famous.

To all the struggling artists out there trying to figure it out, you just need to be someone that can be bought with little to no talent or creativity, because the audience is so fucking empty, they don’t even need real music, just retard sounds to keep their retard heads boppin’.

It’s a fucking disgrace but I’ll look at her in her bikini trying to be comedic, in her bikini, to make it seem like she’s not being some clickbait trash that she clearly is….and all I gotta say is where’s the asshole at girl…..at least make something about you interesting….asshole always helps achieve that.

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2022

03

Jun

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Fullback panties are making a comeback because we’ve become a lazy society that celebrates laziness, and prefer comfort and putting no effort into things, rather than getting all uncomfortable for the sake of hotness.

It’s the throw in the towel on sexy, but bring in the panty big enough to be a towel, or a sail, in the event you’re lost at sea and all you have left is your panties to sav you.

I have never been a real hater of the fullback panty, I’m from the 80s and they were standard fare amongst the normies, if you were seeing panties, you were winning…so you didn’t bother to see or care if they were stained, oversized, the panties were enough.

Obviously, with everyone being a sex obsessed, or sex to market themselves slut, we’ve shifted from the panty, but like my friend Stefan the Hairdresser said so well the other day…..these girls need to give paying customer what they want, which is always the same thing, but in different ways….meaning sometimes a granny panty or a mom panty gets slaughtered in the process and I’m ok with that, cuz I’m old, it’s still panties, and the whole girlfriend experience in a lonely and empty world happens with something a bitch wears on her period….

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2022

03

Jun

Marlijn Hoek Tits for Fashion of the Day

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I don’t know who this model is, her name is and she’s got her tits out.

She’s not all that popular on the whole social media feed with only 30k followers, but she’s got her tits out, so you know sh’s trying her best to change that, which is the amazing thing about women, you know if they pull their tits out they get what they want, but they all try so hard to not resort to pulling their tits out. CRAZY.

I had a friend who once told me he had a videogame idea where you’re a sex offender, but the game play wasn’t TO sex OFFEND, it was to NOT sex offend, meaning, the inclination of the character was to sex offend, but you were rewarded when you didn’t do it….which is a pretty insane but genius concept that I’ve carried with me all these years….

I figure it’s the same shit for a woman, knowing she has tits, seeing other tits prosper, but not wanting to resort or reduce herself to tits.

It’s likely a daily struggle, even CEO type women are like “It’d be a lot easier to just get what I want with my tits, why do I even try”.

I have no idea what this shoot is for, but it’s a titty, exposed and that’s enough of a win for me.

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2022

03

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnet Friday motherfuckers….

It’s a time to tap into the outdoorsman in all of us, because as you know, fishnet stockings were appropriated from Fishermen, or hunter gatherers, yet no one seems to care.

All it took was one eager, perverted, cross dressing angler lost at sea to realize that he liked the effect of the fishnet against his bare skin, something he could make a pantyhose out of for prostitutes everywhere….

Something that’s now standard and socially acceptable in public, but that at one time was probably reserved for brothels, the matrimonial room, but now you can see them at banks, colleges, even walking the street but not as street walkers level….always maintaining its original purpose of giving a pervert something to jerk off to, but pretending it’s not for that purpose, so that when they wear them, no one calls them sluts, but instead everyone just jerks off to them….or imagines doing perverted things to them….making things like walking down the street, applying for a mortgage, or whatever you do to get next to fishnets that are presented as professioial wear, when we know the actual profession it was designed for….THE OLDEST PROFESSION around. WHOREDOM.

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2022

03

Jun

STRETCH and Other Videos of the Day

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Tell us About Your Personality

TITTY DANCE

Big Ass in a Dress

Short Tennis Skirt Hotness

Stay Safe

Ass in Shorts

Hot Ass Works Out

Female Track and Field Porn

Whores on a Photoshoot

Short Skirt

Big Titty

Slutty Dancer

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2022

03

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The MeToo movement is likely over, the use or WEAPONIZING of sexual relationships to destroy a man’s life without due process, or his day in court…oftentimes it was just about “not being decent” or “good”….or “considerate”…and no laws were broken but that doesn’t stop them destroying your life.

I think the next step for Johnny Depp, which is all by design, will be a lawsuit against Disney, that he’ll win against and will be working for them soon after….

That’s how you spin wash a story….after an earner gets cancelled in the wake of other people they probably wanted cancelled, but you can’t control all cancellations, so sometimes good people on their team go down for the ability to cancel their opponents by making them out to be sex perverts who don’t treat whorish women like ladies..

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