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2007

02

May

I am – Anastacia on the Beach of the Day

So it looks like Anastacia has been bitten by the big black cock and is dating one that fucks her fat blonde ass proper. I probably could have predicted this if I knew who the slut was, because she’s blonde and has a fat ass and blonde girls with fat asses love big black cock and big black cock seems to love blonde girls with fat asses too…

I went outside today, which was something I generally don’t do, but as soon as I opened a door there was some IRC action going down in my lobby. I know the concept of me having a lobby seems pretty luxurious, but it’s not the fucking Hilton here, my lobby consists of some broken mailboxes and a garbage can. Either way, these two fuckers were fully tounging the fuck out of each other’s throats and when I walked down the stairs they acted like I was some sick fuck who just walked into the bedroom on them. I told them that it was a nice show but next time I want more genital action and they just ran off. I assume they were teenagers skipping school, my morning IRC action was black chick on white dude, so it really has nothing to do with this Fat Ass Blonde/ Big Black Cock theory, but I’ll still post them here pictures. Cuddles.

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2007

02

May

I am – Sienna Miller’s Nip Slip of the Day

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I was going to post the whole Britney Topless in the Garden pictures but got a cease and desist warning before I even had a chance to finishing writing my post. Apparently some con artist piece of shit blogger who ripped off my URL name from me when we used to work together on this site and he saw how to easy it was to get assholes to check out your site and is making crazy bank off his site even though he writes like a piece of shit virgin who has never seen a vagina in person, not even at a strip club because he’s scared of those kinds of places, bought the rights to the pictures.

I don’t like lawsuits but I do like Sienna Miller and here she is rockin’ a shitty nipslip and stickin’ her ass out like she’s a baboon in heat.

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2007

02

May

I am – Sienna Miller's Nip Slip of the Day

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I was going to post the whole Britney Topless in the Garden pictures but got a cease and desist warning before I even had a chance to finishing writing my post. Apparently some con artist piece of shit blogger who ripped off my URL name from me when we used to work together on this site and he saw how to easy it was to get assholes to check out your site and is making crazy bank off his site even though he writes like a piece of shit virgin who has never seen a vagina in person, not even at a strip club because he’s scared of those kinds of places, bought the rights to the pictures.

I don’t like lawsuits but I do like Sienna Miller and here she is rockin’ a shitty nipslip and stickin’ her ass out like she’s a baboon in heat.

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2007

02

May

I am – Kimmy Stewart Getting Dressed Like a Clown at Coachella of the Day

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The problem with strip clubs is that the girls who are there with their boyfriends or husbands, usually there for the first time are a lot fucking hotter than any of the strippers who are up on stage. The last time I was at a strip club there was a pretty hot blonde chick who looked like she just got out of bed, in sweatpants and shoes that looked like slippers, like her and her boyfriend were in the middle of banging before he stopped her because it wasn’t working for him and that he had to run to the strippers to get inspired with new tits or some shit. But year, that half asleep looking girl was substantially hotter than any of the strippers and I ended up spending my whole night staring at her, until the boyfriend came up to me and told me to fuck off. Luckily they had some Larry King playing on one of the TV screens that was supposed to be for porn and my girl Oprah was on because Oprah is my porn and strippers are just a waste of fucking space when they’re ugly….

Either way, here are pictures of Kimmy Stewart at Coachella dressed way too over the top for me to understand what the fuck is going on. Is she a clown or doing a drag show because I have seen Halloween costumes with less fucking intensity. The fag with the penis haircut and valet vest is almost prettier to look at, which doesn’t make me gay, it just means that Kimbo is that fucking ugly because that dude is a total cunt and from my experience, just cuz bitch wears a bikini top, doesn’t mean bitch is a bitch…if you know what I mean.. Cuddles….

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2007

02

May

I am – Jessica Biel Plays With Her Dogs of the Day

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Life is repetitive. Most people have shitty jobs you have to go to and on the way to your shitty jobs you stop at the same shitty coffee shop for a shitty coffee where the same coffee shop chick gives you your coffee and smiles while asking how they are by name, because you go their too fucking often. Then you get to the job and do the same shitty tasks you’ve done for the last 3 shitty years you’ve been working at the fucking company that doesn’t even remember your name and if they do it’s because you’re the bitch at the office who does the photocopies for them, and management never wants to piss off the company bitch…Lunch is at the same 4 places that are around the office for the same meals you have each fucking week, sometimes you feel experimental and order the fish of the day, but that’s just because part of you is hoping it’s rancid and will kill you so that you don’t have to ever step foot in their ever again….Then you go back to the office to go through the same tasks you’ve done over and over and sometimes you stay late to finish them off and make yourself look good so that the next raise day your boss will really notice how important you are to the inner workings of the organization…then you head home exhausted to watch tv alone and eat a frozen dinner, or maybe you are married and have a girlfriend you go home to hang out with or fight with or bitch at about how shitty your day was, you watch the same shows, or maybe a movie you rented then pass out for it all to happen again tomorrow. Nothing to look forward to, except maybe a vacation you’ll never be able to afford because you have to plan a wedding with your chick or else she’s going to leave you and the thought of going through this hell life alone scares you more than ditching a trip….

Thank god the repetitive hell that is my life isn’t as bad as yours, being poor and unemployed gives me the luxury of wondering the street aimlessly, but I guess maintaining this site is repeptitive sometimes because these are pictures of Jessica Biel and her dogs, again and it feels like I see this shit ever fucking day and I talk about how those dogs have eaten her used tampons out of the garbage, her dirty panties out of the hamper, licked her used vibrator she forgot to put away, seen her shit, piss and throw up. These dogs have see her fuck and get fucked and get experimental while she fucks…they have seen her run around her house naked…..but for some reason I kinda like this kind of repetitiveness, if I could I’d totally get a boner now. How’s that make you feel pervert?

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2007

01

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent my day trying to get my stepdaughter into a concert that’s happening tomorrow night, but no one could help me, I guess having a website doesn’t always get you free things like tickets to shitty hipster concerts. I am a little pissed off though, because if I was a Perez kind of site, the motherfucker record labels would pay me to attend…

Instead they just send me link after link of bands to promote and don’t give me any fucking love back. If you work for a record label, which you probably don’t because if you did you wouldn’t be reading this site you’d just be sending me fucking SPAM all fucking day….Go fuck yourself, if you’re not, click on these links I found for you… Cuddles…

Lohan Partying in Her Bra at Coachella.
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Tera Patrick and Jenna Jameson are in a Custody Battle Over Their Tits
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Sara Cox’s Crotch Getting Rubbed in These Candids Cuz She’s a Whore
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Russian Girl in the Tanning Bed
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Weird Asian Bullying Video in Hong KOng
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Some Old Scarlett Johannson Holding Her Tit Actions
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The Faces Meth Video
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Some Canadian Chick Strips
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Kelly Clarkson’s New Video Called Never Again…Let’s Hope She’s Not Lying
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4 Models in One Bedroom For This Photoshoot Video
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Dance Remix of that Weird Black Sex Therapist Named Alexyss Taylor
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The Girl With 2 Pussies…Video I Don’t Fin Funny
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Cisco Adler Topless at Coachella
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Some Idiot Gets Kicked By A Cow
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Some Songs For You
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High School Girl Fight
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Some Dude Bugged a Teddy Bear he Gave Britney Because He’s a Genius
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Eva Longoria Bikini Photoshoot
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High School Musical Love on the Beach Pictures
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Asian School Yard Fight
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Roselyn Sanchez Maxim Pics
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Some Penthouse Slut Named Ava Rose Posing
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Ashlee Simpson Grabbing Pete Wentz Cock
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Weird Amateur Girls Stripping
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Some Chick Named Emily Scott in Ralph Magazine
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Fergie Lookin’ Busted at the MTV Australia Awards
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Gisele is Leaving Victoria Secret
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Naomi Campbell is Allergic To Booze
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Kim K Got 5,000,000 For Her Sex Tape…
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2007

01

May

I am – When Paris Hilton Meets Someone Uglier than Her She is at Her Happiest…

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I came across this picture on the internet this morning and figured I’d post it because it is Paris at Coachella and not in a hotel room sucking cock. I say that like I know the bitch personally and sit with her over pancakes and lattes while laughing at the cum shot that still clumps up her hair from the night before, but I really don’t know what make Paris her happiest, I just like to pretend I do.

I do know that this herpes ridden whore loves to be in pictures with girls who are uglier than her. That’s why she did the Simple Life with a fat Nicole, that’s why she was always seen partying with Kim Kardashian the Fat Armenian fashion accessory and now it looks like she’s pulled some broken down little rat out of the orphanage and brought her along with her to this concert as part of some make a wish foundation for orphans who don’t shower, or from broken homes with deformities inflicted on their face by their foster parent throwing beer cans at her as a baby. My guess is that it’s some PR move to make us think how good bitch is, when in reality all she had to do was not breathe in through her nose for the 2 minutes as to not get sick by the dirty rat’s stint, just to snap this picture.

Update – The ugly girl in the picture is some hipster named Cory Kennedy …. Not a Ratty Kid Kid From an Orphanage with no showers, just a normal girl with a fucked up upper lip making her ugly enough to share the picture with Paris according to Paris’ people. Cuddles.

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2007

01

May

I am – Sophie Monk is Wasting Her Vagina of the Day

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Sophie Monk is a pretty hot chick and she’s engaged to a total cunt. I have seen this shit happen so many fucking times before and I guess it will always happens like this, because most girls don’t know what’s up, but it still will always annoy me, not because I think I could be a provider for the slut, or that I think I could have a chance with her or that I’d have anything interesting to say to her or any of that weird stalker shit, but I just hate seeing hot girls settle for pieces of shit.

I went out bowling this weekend, I already talked about it and every hot 16 year old girl there was with some loser kid who I knew didn’t know how to fuck them proper. It was like they were all jiggy motherfuckers who got down to hip hop and thought they were gangster, or they were little cha chi club kids who liked to buy bottles of Grey Goose and get down do dance music in their spaceboot lookin’ Puma’s and their track suits like they were in the Mafia. They were the kind of asshole you just want to punch in the face when you see them…..

That’s how I feel about this Madden brother because he is a total twat, he is a mainstream cheesy motherfucker who made way too much money and thinks he’s hot shit and some how lands a slut like this who is so fucking stupid she thinks he’s hot shit too. You’d think that I would never approve of anyone she was slammin, I’d always instinctively hate the motherfucker, but at least if he did something cool, or looked cool, or was an actual rockstar and not some teenie bopper who produces grab that rapes my ears on the radio or was fucking high all time like Pete Doherty, I’d be a lot happier looking at these pictures of hot tits.

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2007

01

May

I am – Cameron Diaz’s Hot Legs of the Day

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I make fun of this bitch all the time, mainly because I don’t find her hot. She’s old and washed up and I can only assume that is why Justin Timberlake had to get up and move on and leave her in his shadows. At least the rejection made her overcompensate by telling the world that the new guys she’s fucking are way better than Justin was, which is standard when a girl’s heart gets broken or by going to the gym trying to make her worth fucking because her head is filled with all the insecurities being dumped by a young person at the hight of their career leaves you with….I guess it’s working out because her legs lookin’ fucking amazing at Coachella and if something looks good, I am not going to pretend they aren’t for the sake of entertainment. Ideally, I’d rather see them on a younger, fresher chick, but I’m the type of guy with a short attention span and when I find something that I can focus on, I can ignore all the other flaws, whether it be a set of hot tits on a fat chick, or a hot ass on a girl with a face that looks like it was beat with a shovel and that is why these pictures made it to my site. I guess they also made it because I have no standards, but I like to think I only post the good shit….even when they are of some cunt trying to be funny with a stupid walk while knowing people are taking pics of her, but again, I just look at her legs and all the rage goes away….

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2007

01

May

I am – Cameron Diaz's Hot Legs of the Day

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I make fun of this bitch all the time, mainly because I don’t find her hot. She’s old and washed up and I can only assume that is why Justin Timberlake had to get up and move on and leave her in his shadows. At least the rejection made her overcompensate by telling the world that the new guys she’s fucking are way better than Justin was, which is standard when a girl’s heart gets broken or by going to the gym trying to make her worth fucking because her head is filled with all the insecurities being dumped by a young person at the hight of their career leaves you with….I guess it’s working out because her legs lookin’ fucking amazing at Coachella and if something looks good, I am not going to pretend they aren’t for the sake of entertainment. Ideally, I’d rather see them on a younger, fresher chick, but I’m the type of guy with a short attention span and when I find something that I can focus on, I can ignore all the other flaws, whether it be a set of hot tits on a fat chick, or a hot ass on a girl with a face that looks like it was beat with a shovel and that is why these pictures made it to my site. I guess they also made it because I have no standards, but I like to think I only post the good shit….even when they are of some cunt trying to be funny with a stupid walk while knowing people are taking pics of her, but again, I just look at her legs and all the rage goes away….

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