Asshole Behind Thongs showcase the flaw in thongs, which is the win for perverts who like looking at assholes that are barely covered by thongs, which I’ll assume is everywhere last motherfucker out there….It’s a one man’s trash is another man’s asshole behind a thong, because really, as a panty the thong is fucking trash….at least for the core purpose of my underwear, which is keeping my asshole off my crusty old stained sweatpants….you can’t dress like a cowboy everyday no matter how much we identify as a cowboy..
As far as I’m concerned, it’s a soft sell approach to getting a girl to show you her asshole, like a negotiating tactic where we all know we’re there to see the asshole, but we collectively play modest and pretend it’s the thong..
“put on a thong, take a pic of it, no bend a little more, I want to see how much of a thong the thong is”…..you know to see the asshole peeking back at me like a scared raccoon caught late night in your trash….yes that was a weird analogy for a raccoon…ANALogy…KILL ME NOW…
I didn’t give a fuck about Nina Dobrev when she first surfaced as some Canadian immigrant who took advantage of easy immigration laws, with her eyes set on America, because if you make it in Canada, you can make it in the USA motherfuckers, not that I’d know, I haven’t made it anywhere, except with myself, looking at pics of people who have made it….which is making it by proxy I guess.
I do give a fuck about Nina Dobrev now, not because I’m some snowboard fan who groupies on all pussy Shaun White puts his billionaire snowboard dick into….he didn’t increase her value to me, if anything, it creeps me out that they fuck….I am a GINGER RACIST still.
I just didn’t realize she had this rocking Eastern European body, the long legs, the hot tits, it was a revelation….
Plus she doesn’t jack herself up with BOTOX or look like a clown….so it’s an added bonus.
So check out those Eastern European titties…like they are reefugees you want to save with your mouth….
While in Cannes, she’s hanging with crackhead Cara Delevingne that went viral last week for being a weird latch on…and the now hot Zoey Deutch, who like Nina Dobrev never appealed to me but in her seashell dress looks fucking hot to me now.
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Elsa Hosk and a bunch of models who aren’t as hot as Elsa Hosk…because as far as I’m concerned, Elsa Hosk is the best thing to come out of the Victoria’s Secret human trafficking ring, you know just importing those models from various countries for dudes of the world to jerk off to them, and women of the world to buy the panties they are paid a lot of money to wear, in hopes dudes will jerk off to them too…it’s a business model….
Not that Elsa is still with that basic, mall brand, bullshit, but they basically made her, probably own her, and she’s definitely branded by their ranch.
She went to the Elvis premiere, which seems like a dog shit, over the top, Gay Elvis fantasy of a movie from the trailer, but they paid for models to be at the premiere, so I like their marketing.
I am an Elvis fan, he’s a fucking legend, so seeing him all gay is weird, I can’t trick my brain into thinking Vanessa Hudgens’ ex is Elvis, but you know, it’s Baz and that’s just what he does with things….and who cares about the Elvis movie, when I’m here for the hot model tits.
And some pics:
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You may remember the movie Blame It on Rio, because if you’re like me, you’ve seen it a dozen times.
Some Michael Caine fucking his friend’s teen daughter, on a trip to Rio, you know the way good stories by perverts were meant to be.
It featured a young Demi Moore and her pre-jacking herself up with fake tits and other body mangling surgeries that they used to brag about, like jacking yourself up is a good thing…..1,000,000 dollar Surgery Girl….back in the 90s wasn’t seen as some self hating, body dysmorphia all the girls have now…but instead it was celebrated like she was cool for wasting her money on that shit….and the bigger tits are Michelle Johnson’s….who really ended her acting career in the early 80s..but graced us with these tits.
The world’s favorite influencer who got famous because of her awesome tits, and the right timing, and I guess her raw instagram influencer talent, that’s made her millions of dollars and a baby….STILL HAS HER TITS….and she wants you to know it.
I guess the rich as shit, famous as shit, celebrity from social media that’s even landed her in the movies, probably doesn’t like to reduce her success from all she’s done for brands, for her own brand and for her own personal image to her tits….but I do…since they are great tits.
They want you to feel shame in saying that a woman who is successful got there because of her tits, that her connections are because of their tits, made money because of their tits….but if it wasn’t for Em Rata’s tits….would anyone even know her name.
I guess with her own delusions or self awareness, who knows how much she actually hustled to be this superstar titty influencer, who when you compare to other girls who just use their tits for hits, she can convince herself that she’s got that It Factor, or digital marketing prowess….but could she have done it with an A-Cup….she’d probably say yes…..I tend to think no.
So as she plays a power woman, a feminist, she represents titty success, making so many young girls think they don’t have a shot, because they don’t have the tits needed for success…even if they have the same drive, talent, etc.
Who cares, because whatever Em Rata’s done to her face, is a much needed improvement, she’s looking hot again, but I’ve always found her hot, even with that bird-like face….and not just because of the tits, but they help….as they are wonderful so jerk off to them like a normal person would.
Titty drops may not be an official competitive sport, but they obviously should be, plus the female hive mind mentality of doing what the other chicks do, like a bunch of followers, but rather competitive followers in a “Jenny puts her tits on the internet and thousands of people jerk off to her, I have way hotter tits than Jenny, but I’m not a whore”……which slowly ends up becoming “Jenny just bought a Chanel Purse and Mercedes with her titty money and I have way better tits than Jenny, but I’m not a whore”…..which quickly becomes “hey you guys, check out my tits, they’re awesome, do you want to have them in your mouth, will you cum on them”…it’s a process, but they all get there..it’s the being the queen of the tribe programming from a primal level of humanity….and I like seeing how simplistic humans actually are…when it involves tits.
I don’t know why Katerina Graham is dressed like Liza Minelli in Cabaret without the top hat on…
I actually don’t know if Liza Minelli was in a leotard and pantyhose in Cabaret because I am not a faggot into the theatre…if anything I find live acting so fucking embarrassing for all involved…I have a hard enough time taking movies seriously because I know I’m being lied to by these assholes playing make belief.
There’s just some showtunes vibe to a bitch in a leotard and pantyhose, maybe it’s what the Rockettes wear, I should probably do more research on these things before running my mouth off…but why bother….it’s a famous bith you probably don’t know what she’s famous for…but still a famous bitch who thinks going pantsless to the parties like she was an American Apparel model in the mid 2000s is appropriate…and it is…but next time take more pics of her from behind touching her toes….
If you care about why Kat Graham is famous, assume she was bred in a lab to be famous, or her music producer father’s connections, or her grandfather’s United Nations Ambassadorship…..she was in Parent Trap with goddess we worship around here LINDSAY LOHAN, Vampire Diaries with hot Nina Dobrev and her Rockin’ Body…that she may not have had back then….who the fuck cares, look at her silly outfit.
I am always in a tropical state of mind, I am like Jimmy Buffet, I just live behind an ice wall in an ice shelter and only seen sun once a year….
I also haven’t become a multi billionaire off a viral song about being a drunken beach bum with not a problem in the world…
So I guess I am not like Jimmy Buffet at all, but if I was to become a billionaire, I’d want it to be for being a drunken degenerate who prefers to sit and stare at the horizon at sunset than the wall I currently stare at.
But yeah, tropics are amazing, I should figure out how to get there to reach my final form, but in the meantime, I get my taste of hawaii prints and pina coloda ville by starting at the tanline…
I call them nature’s highlighter, highlighting thee good parts and letting us know what is supposed to be covered, making me feel very VIP….where’s the bottle service??
Other people call them the BULLSEYE, the TARGETS you must lick or cum on, all options work.
I know what you’re thinking, when are Johnny Depp and Kate Moss going to get back together for another 90s romance to distract the 40+ year olds from the insanity, lockdowns, and vaccine mandates, digital ID, social credit score, digital currency, crashed economy, global government, carbon footprint trackers and all that other shit….just throw a couple of A-Listers together like it was the 90s, the good days, like Ben and Jen, only less fucking lame…..
I know what you’re thinking, the whole Johnny Depp thing is just another way to divide the people, while probably cleansing his dragged through the mud name, the courtcase probably not even real, they are actors.
Disney needs Johnny back, he makes them money.
It’s likely a way to humiliate Amber Heard and bring Johnny back, or maybe the people in charge are tired of the woke shit, tired of the feminist shit, and want to put bitches back in their place.
I saw this viral 90s sounding rock song supporting Johnny Depp becasue it is the internet and you NEED to make a viral song about a trending news story, and this one is about dragging Amber Heard for lying and being the gutter gold digging whore who saw Depp as top opportunity to reach all her fucking dreams so she took it and he was too dumb to not realize he was being manipulated, but instead under her crazy spell.
All dudes have been there, so I doubt any dude is Team Amber, we all know whores are whores doing opportunistic shit…
Plus before him, she was some weird lesbian vagina with low level acting skills…who was semi hot enough to pull it off with the right drugged out idiot rich guy and now she’s just old, tired, expired and done.
Anyway, this song was put out by Coyote Shivers, who was in Empire Records and awas married to Pauley Perrette. All his exes have accused him of being physical, sexual and psychologically abusive…according to Wikipedia, so I guess Depp’s issue is close to his heart…so he’s probably not someone you should take too seriously…
I am #TeamAmber, even though I like Johnny Depp as a character, but because she’s got a vagina, has been hot, and if she gamed a motherfucker at Johnny Depp’s level, she’s masterful and deserves to be rewarded for it. All bitches manipulate, she just does it better.
The social game, the manipulating, the sociopathic behavior for her personal gain is rockin….so #TeamAmber.
