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2024

25

Jan

Stella Hudgens Tongue is Out of the Day

You gotta wonder if Stella Hudgens is doing this for the attention, the thrill of going nude online like a nudist, feeling all liberated like an exhibitionist pervert pulling his dick out on the bus in front of strangers…..

Maybe it’s the money, it’s possible that the money keeps her going, because it is a motivator, one of those things that tells you what you are doing right.

It’s probably a little bit of both, but I have a feeling she’s got some pervert boyfriend who is influencing her to continue this because he gets off on it, or he gets a cut for shooting the content for her.

From my experience, behind every girl in the sex trade selling sex or nudes or sexts to dudes, is a dude who is orchestrating the whole thing like some kind of pimp monster….

Either way, she’s been consistent in the nudes and we like that!

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2024

25

Jan

Hayley Atwell’s Known for her Tits of the Day

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I still don’t know who Hayley Atwell is, but I do know she’s known for her tits, so when a few leaked selfies that I can only assume are intentionally leaked because women clearly like getting half naked on the internet, but don’t necessarily like doing it shamelessly or in a way that makes them look like they are trying to get paid for their nudes….but rather that they were victims of some hacker, when no one actually knows how to hack and we can tell that they were uploaded by her….

Anyway, nude enough to allow you to focus on her big tits..

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2024

25

Jan

Millie Bobby Brown in a Diversity Hire Sandwich of the Day

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Millie Bobby Brown is the ridiculously famous actress from Stranger Things. Her team are smart enough to know that the people of the internet love buying branded products endorsed by celebrity influencers, so they’ve managed to launch a catch-all brand that sells a bit of everything, from clothing to coffee to basically anything and everything people buy online and I am sure it’s hugely lucrative for her….like it is for all influencers who have their own brands.

She’s recently launched COMFY clothes and put out a video of her models in their comfy clothes, including her in a bikini top with her tits spilling out, which I’ve seen stranger things in a marketing campaign, but they’re still pretty strange….

Obviously to stay woke and current she had a bunch of diversity in her shoot, which means hardly enough hot chicks, surprisingly not that many fat chicks, amputees, retards, downs syndrome, wheelchair bound, albino folks…but she’s got a few shades of brown making a MILLIE BOBBY BROWN sandwich…

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2024

25

Jan

Sofia Vergara’s Private Jet Erotica of the Day

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Sofia Vergara is on tour for some show or movie about Griselda, the Colombian Cartel leader that I am sure was really hard to cast for because Sofia Vergara is the Colombian big tit celebrity who has sucked ALL the dicks of Hollywood, or at least that Joe guy who she married dick, which is probably enough considering she had a stint on a hit sitcom….

The TV host and sometimes actress who can’t for the life of her figure out how to speak english, unless the fake Spanish accent is her acting and she’s actually not even from South America….scheming….with those big tits…big tits scheming…

She was on a private jet cudding with a man, showing off to the world that she is a big deal who flies private and that her CARBON footprint doesn’t matter because she’s rich….

She also had her tits and now thanks to face injection clown face out for the promo tour and the whole thing was just SO much fun…because of her tits…

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2024

25

Jan

Hailey Bieber Gets Tropical of the Day

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Stephen Baldwin’s daughter with a Brazilian model who was sold off to Justin Bieber for what I assume was her virginity, because they’re a very Christian family and there is no way she was doing sex out of marriage, unless she did the old Catholic girl stick it in her ass, or the old mormon stick it in the vagina and have a friend jump on the bed to stimulate penetration while both parties lay there still pretending to not be fucking…

Anyway, people have said her face is too hard looking, that she looks like Bieber in drag, because they are mean spirited…..and when you get the face injections jacking you up, it doesn’t really help the hard face cause….

But who fucking cares about faces, when you can look at the bodies in revealing outfits as they promote her beauty brand that I am sure makes tons of money she doesn’t actually need because she doesn’t have a prenup with boy wonder justin, but that she makes anyway because why the fuck not…

As far as I’m concerned, if you’re a rich chick promoting yourself or your brand to get more rich using half naked tactics, you’re a friend of mine….but I’m sure it’s one of those one-sided friendships because Hailey would find me creepy knowing how hard I’m trying to see her asshole in these pics….we can’t have it all!

Posted in:Hailey Bieber

2024

25

Jan

Dua Lipa in a One Piece Thing of the Day

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I saw that Dua Lipa is making what I assume is her first attempt at acting in some movie that had a premiere yesterday called Argylle. I think it’s some murder mystery bullshit and people love Murder Mystery bullshit.

This will probably take the super popular tiktok soundtrack producer from the pop charts to the Oscars, since acting really requires no fucking skill, especially when you’re a relevant talent that young people are seemingly into and that they’d possibly go to the movies to see in their debut role…..you know movie producers clout chasing DUA for the eyeballs and DUA trying to be the next J.Lo or Madonna with movie jobs to keep her busy between shit songs and tours she makes too much money on…

She’s won at life and through it all she’s had tits, which makes her more interesting than some fat tranny trying to make it in America….

She’s in a one piece promoting herself and it’s not as offensive as if she had a dick, that’s not to say she doesn’t have a dick, but it’s to say you can’t see the dick she has if she does have a dick.

Either way, this is what winning at pop culture looks like:

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2024

25

Jan

Jake Gyllenhaal in Road House of the Day

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As someone who had a fight with Jake Gyllenhaal at a bar 15 years ago for asking him if he missed kissing Heath Ledger or some drunk shit that triggered him in the gayest of ways, wailing his hands while yelling before pushing the REAL big titty girl I was with into the wall…instead of showing some of his action movie martial art training…because he probably didn’t want to get sued, or maybe he doesn’t like to actually fight even though he theoretically knows how to fight if fighting is a choreographed dance…..I doubt it was due to fear, but he still came out of it looking like a pure emotional actor pussy…

Anyway, I got kicked out of the bar, only to BLOG about it on this site, which ended up going viral until the Disney Lawyers got involved and had me discredited….it was potentially my most important moment, my White Bronco moment, my Lewinsky Moment, my Kim K sex tape moment, you the moment you get on the map, but the power of Hollywood lawyers and influence was the real muscle or fighting skills the pussy actor used….

He’s in the Roadhouse remake we didn’t need and a homie sent me the poster, because I guess he remembered that I think Gyllenhaal is a fucking pussy….and then I saw the trailer was out and millions of people saw it in the last 6 hours….luring me into watching the pussy actor in action….

Since I love Patrick Swayze in an almost gay way, that’s more a necrophiliac than gay and I love the Florida Keys and I love a good Texas Roadhouse….you’d think I’d love this Amazon product….but it’s more to point and laugh at Gyllenhaal perpetuating this tough guy image when really he’s a giant pussy….and not even a nice giant pussy you want to crawl into,…but a toxic pussy that smells like septic….

Anyway, huge movie news, I guess.

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2024

25

Jan

La Rolon is the Instagram Of The Day

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Her name is La Rolon, but based on her pictures, I think she’s less of a Rolon and more of a set of tits….

La Tits is probably a better name for her marketing efforts which include her tits, but maybe she’s more subtle about her tits and doesn’t want you to think that she’s just a set of tits, so drawing more attention to the tits like naming her after her tits would take away from any mystery or subtlety of her tits just being in all her pics, because she’s got them.

She can’t hide them, she’s not going wrap herself in bandages like some kind of transgender woman living her best life as her version of a man….so the tits go where she goes…and keeping her La Rolon name instead of La Tits is just better for the personal brand she monetizes on the internet thanks to the tits….

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

25

Jan

Martina Cammara is the Instagram Of The Day

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Martina Cammara is clearly living up to her name by hanging out in front of her camera all fucking day, arguably way too fucking much, but it probably works out nicely for her because dudes are desperate losers and it’s a way to get paid.

Martina Cammara may or may not be attractive in real actual life, you can never tell with these photoshoppers, but I figure with tits like she’s likely a fat chick using her tits for personal gain, which fat chicks should do if they are the kind of fat chick with big silly tits.

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2024

24

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I guess it’s time for that stepLINKS…

It’s that time of day where I am reminded that I still post daily stepLINKS….Because NEVER evolving is the way to pretend EVERYTHING stays the fucking same like some kind of GROUNDHOG day….until people start dying off around you, or you start dying off, because TIME waits for no one….no matter how hard you ignore it….

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Candice Swanepoel Strips Down to Sell Her Wares!
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Gwyneth Paltrows’s Goop Valentine’s Day Gift Guide Goes Viral!
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30 instances of mysterious objects moving
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Triplet deja vu prank shocks people
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SLUM FIGHTS E105
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Olivia Dunne Pubes During Gymnastics Competition!
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Huge flood happens at the Great Wolf Lodge in Perryville, MD
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The 20 Most Awkward Couple Photos That Went Wrong
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SECURITY CHECKS AT AFCON
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Gwyneth Paltrows’s Goop Valentine’s Day Gift Guide Goes Viral!
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Chiefs Player Trolls Bills Kicker Tyler Bass Caught on the Hot Mic!
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Emily Ratajkowski – green lace top/dress
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30+ Hot Girls With Tan Lines
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What might happen if the earth were to ever stop spinning for 5 seconds
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Possessive swan doesn’t want anyone near his rescuer
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Ice Ice Baby (GIF)
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Gracie Hunt’s Tailgate Must-Haves!
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Did Tyreek Hill File for Divorce 2 Months After Marriage!
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21 People Share the Funniest Thing a Doctor Ever Said to Them
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Do Livvy Dunne’s Teammates Like her or Not?
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Revealing the tricks behind the most dangerous and impossible magic tricks
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Veronika Rajek in a sexy red dress on vacation in Capri
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Some of the best knockouts during the SlapFIGHT tournament
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Tristan Thompson Suspended for drug use
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Marina Tomilova … on the pole !
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Funny compilation of the Ozzy Man Reviews
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40+ Hot Wednesday Girls
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Molten aluminum spill in a foundry causes a massive accident
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Camila Cabello Chills Out!
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Did He Die? (GIF)
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CHINESE TOURISTS VS BRITISH PIANIST
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43 Times People Thought It Was Funny To Film Instead Of Helping And Got Shamed Online
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Zendaya Coleman Hint of Pokies at a Fashion Show!
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Scary helicopter crash in New Zealand
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Bella Thorne Goes Green in Paris!
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Natasha Lyonne – Dujour Magazine
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Lucy Hale – Seen out in Los Angeles
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Hannah Waddingham – Tony Ward show at Paris Fashion Week
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Margaret Qualley – Chanel show at Paris Fashion Week
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Kylie Jenner – Leaving Siena restaurant in Paris
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Emma Roberts – Feud: Capote vs. The Swans premiere in New York City
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Penelope Cruz – Vogue (Spain)
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Lucy Hale – Flaunt Magazine #191: The Fresh Cuts Issue
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Candice Swanepoel – Tropic of C x Agua Bendita
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Taylor Swift, Brittany Mahomes & Cara Delevingne – Nobu in New York City
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6 PUBLIC ACTS THAT DEFINITELY MAKE YOU A WHORE
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Alice Braga moons the camera in SHARE? (2023)
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Gross and Messy
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Vyeta Mustafina Baby Bounce Zishy Video
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Saleema in a Cotton Body Suit!
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Violet Starr in Tiny Cutie Violet Handles His BBC Like A Pro at Blacked Raw
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Big Tit Drop Puts a Smile On Her Face!
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Jiggle Booty (GIF)
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Barbie Qu Crushing It Zishy
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Busty Danyan Cat via Playboy Plus
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That’s Not Safe (GIF)
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Stella Hudgens Drops a Towel to Show Tits and Bush!
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Merilyn Sakova Babewatch
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Hot Tub Fun with Mila Azul!
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Fence Fuckin Cowgirl
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Big Boobie Babe Laurine via Mr Skin Celebs
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Tereza Ramba in Bethlehem Night (2022)
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MASHUP MADNESS
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Kira Noir Plays with Her Pussy in the Sun!
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MILF Changes Virgin’s Life
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Cute girl is hungry for cum and works very hard to get what she wants
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DAT WINK (GIF)
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Liz Jordan Returns To Show Off Her Oral Skills Get Fucked And Swallow Sperm Amateur Allure
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I Like Fashion (GIF)
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Tyson Salomon Busty in a Bikini!
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Alexya The Allure Of Alexya Scoreland
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Emma Nichols Overalls
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Pussy Cleavage Trend
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Needs To Go To The Dr. (GIF)
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Big Toy Surprise!
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