Hayden Panettiere was the next girl on my To Stalk List. I came across these topless pics and felt like I should post them. I am not into blood and guts but it is halloween. I am also not the one who came up with this joke, some dude emailed it to me today and it made me giggle like a school girl who just got an A for sucking my english teacher off….Either way, I can accept that there are a lot of useless people in the world. Some of those useless people happen to be you. I will not be stalking Panettiere, she’s boring, but I will be making someone famous in this post…..

I was going through my comments and this is what I came across.

this site is absolutel smutty trash. why dont u guys actually do some real stories? u guys clearly suck at this. and to the racist bastard, why dont u go to another site just like i’m about to do….duh

So I sent her this email

I noticed that you commented on my site. I was interested in finding out more about you. Such as what you are wearing, how many times you have given a blowjob and how much cock you’ve had inside your dirty stinky asshole. I am down with anal, unfortunately I cannot get it up. I used to be an alcoholic and have since developed and prostate problem. The doc says it’s the size of a baseball…..I’d love to let you massage it.

In conclusion, thanks for visiting the site and I am happy to know that we are in love.

Keep up the indie music cat…

With Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

And she responded:

u really are pathetic arent u? to actually single 1 person out by sending her an email. lol. ur hilarious. so far ur site sux and i regret going to it and doubt that i will ever visit it again. so u wont have to worry about my comments any more…

oh and to answer ur questions: i’m wearing a mini skirt and a long sleeve white top. I only give it up to my bf and that is our little secret.I guess u’ll be spending more lonely nights photoshopping boobs, nipples, and chochas onto celebs. lol. Oh and i thought my email was supposed to be private….see this is why ur site sux, u dont deliver what u say u will deliver. and u should step outside of ur online character/personality because it doesnt do anything for u. show something that is worth viewing or looking at on ur site, perhaps more viewers will check it out and i could possibly return to the site as well. good luck with ur filth.

My Last Email….

My site may suck, but I just made you famous, Bitch

And I visited her myspace only to find out that KELS is Black, and KELS takes pics of herself in her bra to show off her FAT tits, and that KELS has fat tits, because she’s been eating too much KFC and KELS doesn’t eat too much KFC because she’s black, KELS just can’t get enough of what fried fucking chicken has done for her physique, so KELS decides to make a myspace profile and KELS decides to beg for the attention daddy never gave her because he was in jail by taking naughty pics and getting perverted boys to message her asking for more….with less clothes and KELS decides to rip into my site by using her real email and calling it SMUT, and KELS real email leads me to her myspace only to find out the smut that is being published online is not only coming for me but it’s also coming from KEL and I can’t help buy pat myself on the back because this shit couldn’t have worked out any fucking better. I am not a racist, but I am still going to get shot.

Visit her myspace GO , and send her sexual harrassing messages….

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Look how clever Jennifer Love is…she knows that it’s halloween and that it’s a time to dress like a whore and here she is rocking a Charlie Chaplin suit. Something about as attractive as jerking off to pictures of your great grandfather outside the saloon during the gold rush. To make things worse, she’s walking around with a notepad, because I can only assume she’s dressed like the “Silent Film”. Something about as obnoxious/pretentious as people who make you pronounce thier names different than they are spelled, or the people at the front of your class challenging the teacher by asking stupid questions, but using big words to overcompensate. I guess the fact that she’s with Justin Timberlake is also annoying, because that means motherfucker is keepin’ her titties all for himself. I hate bitches who don’t show off their tits when we all know they have tits because what it comes down to is that Justin Timberlake looking motherfuckers shouldn’t be the only one to bask in the sunshine that is her cleavage….while writing stupid shit on notepads at halloween events because he’s so fucking ironic….suck my dick whore.

Speaking of whores, here’s an email that I’ve decided is worthy of being the EMAIL of the day….

This is what I’m talking about. I love a good fingering, I hope you use 2 and I hope you know what you’re doing. If you did all that, you’d notice right away that I’m wet all over right off the bat. It doesn’t take me long to warm up to you and licks from behind really fucking turn me on. I would get off, Jesus. Likely, my ass would start quivering and I’d be moanin’ low. I like to grab my tits when I get off, because the nipples get all hard and I feel all sexy like that. I’d be hoping you slip it in while I was a quivery and drippy and begging for it with my body that way I could keep coming over and over and over…

How do you like it best? Because I try it all the ways…I’d do anything you wanted (almost). I aim to please you Jesus, you could pose me around like a doll, and I’d like it. If you didn’t want to take charge like that, I might be a little bashful at first, I’m not going to lie, I am not typically the agressor in bed, but I don’t mind after awhile, and I’d end up on top of you because I know how to wiggle my hips to give myself these incredible orgasms and plus I look super sexy doing it with my hair all down near my tits and my head back, on display

Too bad I am impotent….

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I am shaking in the corner like a rape victim in an alley in the rain, but that has nothing to do with these stepLINKS, that’s just my intro. I am back with the stepLINKS cuz that’s really what this site is known for so you better get clicking cuz I’m back. If you haven’t already told your friends about this site, you better get crackin because my success highly depends on you cunts. I am actually not too impressed that none of you have commented today. There’s something rewarding in getting comments, even when they are racist and retarded…. I plan on getting drunk tonight because drunk makes me happy and you don’t…..speaking of unhappy – here are some sad links for the day….

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These bitches are more duffgusting than the dude from a Trailer Park in Alabama raping his own mother. I guess she looked good in her bathrobe while making him pancakes for breakfast all those years. Bitch must have been asking for it bending over to do the dusting. I guess that no pussy is as good as the first pussy you ever touched and I realize that I am an asshole with no compassion because I can only laugh at how fucked up the world is and I feel like since she raised him, I’d rather he rape her than rape one of my stepdaughters or your sister or the innocent girl that lives in the trailer down the lane, who is already dealing with daddy’s alcoholism…I guess the really issue is whether either of them gave the other one an STD like when this dude’s having a herpes outbreak in jail and his boyfriend asks him where he scored that shit and he’s all like “so I was raping my mom and bitch was a dirty whore, you never think of your mom as a bitch with herpes, I sure learnt my lesson….” and I guess when he gets out of jail – Christmas Dinner will be really fucking awkward….All this to say the Duff sisters don’t have to worry about getting raped by anyone….

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This bitch is 21 and has starred in such amazing movies like American Pie Bandcamp back in 2005. I guess that would explain why bitch is on a fucking budget and is buying her useless attempt at being a whore costume at Wal Mart. I went out on Saturday night looking for bitches dressed like sluts, I ended up at some bar and the hottest girl in the place wasn’t even wearing a costume, she was wearing regular clothes, but her dress was barely covering her ass. I fell in love and if I wasn’t as creepy as I am, I am sure I coulda convinced her to show me what she was rocking under that said barely there dress. She was walking around with some fat dude with long hair, it’s always typical of hot bitches to end up with losers. Maybe dude’s in a band or something. Either way, Halloween is tomorrow, I have one more chance to get out there with my camera and if I am not feeling agoraphobic, lazy, depressed and angry – I will definitely get some stepTV content. It’s been too long….

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This bitch is 21 and has starred in such amazing movies like American Pie Bandcamp back in 2005. I guess that would explain why bitch is on a fucking budget and is buying her useless attempt at being a whore costume at Wal Mart. I went out on Saturday night looking for bitches dressed like sluts, I ended up at some bar and the hottest girl in the place wasn’t even wearing a costume, she was wearing regular clothes, but her dress was barely covering her ass. I fell in love and if I wasn’t as creepy as I am, I am sure I coulda convinced her to show me what she was rocking under that said barely there dress. She was walking around with some fat dude with long hair, it’s always typical of hot bitches to end up with losers. Maybe dude’s in a band or something. Either way, Halloween is tomorrow, I have one more chance to get out there with my camera and if I am not feeling agoraphobic, lazy, depressed and angry – I will definitely get some stepTV content. It’s been too long….

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I used to have an unhealthy obsession with American Apparel leotards. This is before I hated every Jewish bitch and her Yoga obsessed mother turned hipster. I still think that there is something really fucking sexy about a bitch rocking a piece of clothing that touches her tits and her box all at the same time. The only leotard story I have is about a girl who used to go to American Apparel and try on leotards for me, I met her at Starbucks a year ago and she knew I loved them. One day, she was heading out to a Pants Off party and decided to swing by the one bedroom apartment I call home, my wife was out at Bingo and the stepdaughters were out being sluts somewhere. Anyway, she turned on some music and decided to do a little dance while rocking her American Apparel one piece leotard. I am pretty sure it was the same one Lohan has on in these pics. I didn’t get hard cuz I don’t know how to get hard, it’s got something to do with my life of hard living and a huge prostate but I did have the chance to slide her leotard to the side and play with her lady parts until she realized that she had a 35 year old fat man in sweatpants playin with her goods. This was about a year ago and the novelty of the leotard hasn’t fully worn off, but Lohan is a fucking loser and is more of a trend follower than a trendsetter in these pics. I am sure 60% of all halloween costumes bought this year were from AA. Either way, nice gloves you fucking whore…..

BONUS – Lohan Leaving Another Party in Silk Pajamas Covering Up Her Dominatrix Costume, nice gloves you fucking whore….

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I am pretty sure these pics are old, but I have a really bad memory so that means that they are new to me. I lost my picture hook up a couple of weeks ago and I’ve been away from the computer for awhile so I just don’t know what’s up. Come to think of it, I am pretty sure that I never really knew what’s up, I don’t read other sites, watch TV or leave my house. My stepdaughter always tells me stories about things she sees on TV, whether it’s facts about Nicole Richie or funny things the Princes of Malibu do. Yesterday it was about Borat calling Madonna a transgendered person, even though he’s in her DJ music video, I wasn’t too impressed, cuz that’s like saying “Feed Nicole” or talking about Paris Hilton’s sex tape. It’s been done. Either way, I get fucking annoyed knowing that she’s filling her brain up with celebrity smut, when she could be training to be a stripper, something that could actually put some food on our table.

This post has been shitty, I am just waking up, it’s 11:56 and I have 4 minutes left of The View. There’s something about watching Rosy that makes me feel good about myself. Maybe cuz she’s a fucking lesbian.

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I am not sure if this is a Spice Girl or not. I came across these pics and they were labeled Melanie B. The only brown Melanie B I know is the Spice Girl, but I am not really the expert here. I always get dissed for being wrong, like the time I said a girl in a bathing suit was Kate Beckinsale or some shit, when really it was some overweight teenager from Nebraska. It doesn’t matter who these pictures are of, the point is that the bitch is wearing a see through shirt and showing off a little nipple. I know that you aren’t used to seeing nipple other than your own and that this shit may be a little too much to handle for a virgin but my solution for you is to sign up to this new social networking site one of my readers started up, build a profile and wreck shit up. I am uploading pics of slutty Halloween Costumes and a shitty article I wrote on having free sex with hookers as I type this cuz it’s that time of year…

The site’s called trendmill, it’s invite only and I’ve got an invite for you to join my entoruage and read my shit GO

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I am not sure if this is a Spice Girl or not. I came across these pics and they were labeled Melanie B. The only brown Melanie B I know is the Spice Girl, but I am not really the expert here. I always get dissed for being wrong, like the time I said a girl in a bathing suit was Kate Beckinsale or some shit, when really it was some overweight teenager from Nebraska. It doesn’t matter who these pictures are of, the point is that the bitch is wearing a see through shirt and showing off a little nipple. I know that you aren’t used to seeing nipple other than your own and that this shit may be a little too much to handle for a virgin but my solution for you is to sign up to this new social networking site one of my readers started up, build a profile and wreck shit up. I am uploading pics of slutty Halloween Costumes and a shitty article I wrote on having free sex with hookers as I type this cuz it’s that time of year…

The site’s called trendmill, it’s invite only and I’ve got an invite for you to join my entoruage and read my shit GO

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