I have spent the last hour trying to track down the girls in the Pheromone pictures, to find out if they are really under 18. The rumor is that they are under 18 and if that’s the case, I would be setting myself for disaster, and by disaster, I mean sexual predator status, which I don’t want to do. I don’t mind posting pics people send in, or that I find on the net, but if I have confirmation that the drunken bitches are underage, I gotta respect the laws, that said, the post is off the site until I get more info….not that any of you care.

Now to Mariah, someone who is obviously of age, she is actually almost too old for me to care. about, but I got home drunk last night, came across these pics, and forgot to post them , because I was drunk. The reason I think they are funny is because she’s rocking a see through shirt and it’s raining. I used to love surprise rainstorms, because the few times I have been caught in them, I’ve ended up seeing hot girls, in white t-shirts drenched. I felt like I was at a kegger/frat party, but in reality I was just on the street, minding my own business, I guess this proves that girls can’t help but be sluts.

Either way, Mariah’s rockin’ a white trash stripper outfit, that is see-through whether it’s raining or not….that means she’s a slut by choice. Cuddles.

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I have memories of wife beaters before they were a shirt. My foster dad used to kick the shit out of my foster mom, he was some crazy babist who was a lot like the Phelps, meaning he felt all the pain an suffering in the world was God’s doing to punish sinners. That means when teenage kids from my highschool got in a car accident, my foster dad said they deserved it for having had sex before marriage and shit like that…..then I remember listening to punk rock 15 years ago and seeing these hit the scene. It started with the guys, then eventually punk rock girls were rockin’ these. I used to have a bunch of beaters in my closet, in case I had girls sleep over and they needed to borrow something to sleep in, because they were see through and as you know, I am a fan of the nipple. Either way, mother’s and daughters everywhere are rocking these things now, like all good things, the mainstream will eventually eat it up and spit it out. Now look at Locklear’s bra while I remember when gino’s laughed at us for wearing skate shoes…..before DC sold at every footlocker….

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Teri Hatcher is one of those annoying rich mothers who puts their daughter in an annoying rich sport, so that she can grow up to be an annoying rich kid with annoying rich kid friend and a mean cocaine. The story is simple, your overbearing mother pressures you into things she always wanted to do as a kid, but didn’t have the means, cuz her dad was a molesting factory worker. It was every girl’s dream to have a pony before they invented computers and designer jeans. So bitch enrolls her girl into this elitist sport, she gets so involved that she’s dressed like she’s fucking competing herself, but covers up her dumpy ass, because let’s face it, she’s not 20 anymore and she’s even coaching her on how to sit on her motherfucking horse. The only outcome in this whole situation is that Little Hatcher becomes one of those private school girls, from a rich family, with no worries, railing lines coke of her music teacher’s dick in the locker room at recess….when you raise a little princess, you are setting yourself up to deal with a little pornstar when the rebelling starts in 5-7 years. I am talking abortions, overdoses and whole lot of “FUCK YOU MOM”. That’s the end of this story.

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Teri Hatcher is one of those annoying rich mothers who puts their daughter in an annoying rich sport, so that she can grow up to be an annoying rich kid with annoying rich kid friend and a mean cocaine. The story is simple, your overbearing mother pressures you into things she always wanted to do as a kid, but didn’t have the means, cuz her dad was a molesting factory worker. It was every girl’s dream to have a pony before they invented computers and designer jeans. So bitch enrolls her girl into this elitist sport, she gets so involved that she’s dressed like she’s fucking competing herself, but covers up her dumpy ass, because let’s face it, she’s not 20 anymore and she’s even coaching her on how to sit on her motherfucking horse. The only outcome in this whole situation is that Little Hatcher becomes one of those private school girls, from a rich family, with no worries, railing lines coke of her music teacher’s dick in the locker room at recess….when you raise a little princess, you are setting yourself up to deal with a little pornstar when the rebelling starts in 5-7 years. I am talking abortions, overdoses and whole lot of “FUCK YOU MOM”. That’s the end of this story.

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So, I missed this one. I used to be the top celebrity sex tape guy, was first to launch the Fred Durst sex tape, even though he’s not a real celebrity. So, this hit the net 4 days ago, I missed it and now all the other sites pussied out, cuz of lawyers taking legal action and shit, meaning the only place I found it was on some random site, that will probably get shut down soon. I guess we should stop looking at this bitches tits, and remember she has enough money to take us all down. For those of you wondering, she’s a SI Model, and was inolved in a lot of model stuff over the last 15 year, but like every woman, she’s a slut and in being a slut she likes to videotape herself getting fucked. I am fully supportive of that. Maybe next time there will be less “Tail Waggin’ “dance moves, and more taking it up the ass like a real whore.

Watch the Clip Here (provided it hasn’t been shut down)

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There are a lot of useless things in this world. One of those things happens to be Beauty Pageants, and another one of those things is Kentucky. I never understood what kind of Jon Benet Ramsey, white trash motherfucker, thought that Beauty Pageants were luxury. All these mother’s in beauty salons with their cunt daughters, doing their hair up like they were 5 dollar hookers, all while under the age of 12, thinking they were living the life of a queen, while looking like a drag queen. I never understood what kind of white trash, dumb slut of a communications student would think of herself as pretty enough and worthy of being crowned Miss America, especially in a world of eating disorders, low self esteem and addiction, teenage pregnancy and failure. You know that these over-achieving bitches are just trying to live their child hood dream, cuz I remember Miss USA Barbie, and I am not even Barbies market, I am just a pervert.

Anyway, over achieving bitches who think they are the prettiest thing in the USA will be the biggest pain in the ass for whoever marries this cunt. You know that she’s a perfectionist and now has an ego that she’s the prettiest girl in the country, and that’s something she will never live down….either way we all know the real pretty girls are ripping lines in the bathrooms of our local clubs while getting fucked by dudes with herpes and fake tans, beauty pageants are for pain in the ass bitches who are too dumb to realize how dumb they are….and now, some useless information about this bitch…..Cuddles.

Tara Elizabeth Conner, Miss Kentucky, was named Miss USA 2006 last night. A native of Russell Springs, she is the first woman from Kentucky to win the title in the 55-year history of the pageant. A student of Business Administration at Somerset Community College in south-central Kentucky, Tara has worked as a model and waitress. In 2002, she competed in the Miss Teen USA pageant and became the 2nd runner-up. She also won the swimsuit competition and the Miss GB Teen USA award that year. In November of 2005, she won the Miss Kentucky USA title among 37 contestants. Tara Elizabeth stands 5’5″ in height. She will compete for the Miss Universe 2006 title. The international pageant will take place in Los Angeles on July 23rd.

Visit Her Locked Myspace Here (bitch is too cool for you)

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My only reader sent me a link to a page that posts dead people’s myspace profiles. So, I’m going through it to see if anyone on my list is dead, and I come across this death:

Deaf beauty contest winner Tara McAvoy was walking along the railroad tracks from her Austin, Texas, home to her mother’s workplace, text-messaging family and friends, when a train struck her and killed her

Death isn’t funny, but it’s part of life and something we can laugh at, especially when the death is caused by being a dumb bitch who proves that trains don’t kill people … dumb deaf chicks text messaging family and friends while walking on train tracks kill themselves. It’s pretty obvious that if you’re not blessed with all five senses, try to rely on the ones that work to keep you out of harm’s way … and by harm’s way, I mean speeding trains. I guess the whole beauty pageant thing got to Miss Deaf Texas’ head because Helen Keller never got hit by a train, and that bitch was blind, deaf and mute. I guess this goes to prove to us that some handicaps are smarter than others, I just always slotted them in the same category of retarded because I am ignorant.

Find Out More About This Death Here

Pay Your Respect on Her MySpace Here

all via MyDeathSpace.com

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