My only reader sent me a link to a page that posts dead people’s myspace profiles. So, I’m going through it to see if anyone on my list is dead, and I come across this death:

Deaf beauty contest winner Tara McAvoy was walking along the railroad tracks from her Austin, Texas, home to her mother’s workplace, text-messaging family and friends, when a train struck her and killed her

Death isn’t funny, but it’s part of life and something we can laugh at, especially when the death is caused by being a dumb bitch who proves that trains don’t kill people … dumb deaf chicks text messaging family and friends while walking on train tracks kill themselves. It’s pretty obvious that if you’re not blessed with all five senses, try to rely on the ones that work to keep you out of harm’s way … and by harm’s way, I mean speeding trains. I guess the whole beauty pageant thing got to Miss Deaf Texas’ head because Helen Keller never got hit by a train, and that bitch was blind, deaf and mute. I guess this goes to prove to us that some handicaps are smarter than others, I just always slotted them in the same category of retarded because I am ignorant.

Find Out More About This Death Here

Pay Your Respect on Her MySpace Here

all via MyDeathSpace.com

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I think the best thing Tara Reid did for herself was get implants. It solidified the fact that she was a piece of garbage. That’s not to say that everyone with implants is a piece of garbage. A lot of hot classy bitches have implants that their rich older husbands bought them…and many breast cancer survivors have implants too….but in Tara’s case, her getting implants is a lot like a 19 year old stripper getting implants. Whenever I go to a strip club, I get a lap dance from a young girl with implants, just because I know they have committed to the job and want my money. I love the look on their faces after they spend 2 hours of dancing for me, when I tell them that I have no money on me….I guess that’s the cost of doing business you dirty whore. Anyway, Tara’s nipple is kinked out weird, you’d think that someone with a decent breast implant budget wouldn’t have to deal with a this kind of result.

Bonus: Tara Reid After Being Sick in the Bathroom

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I think the best thing Tara Reid did for herself was get implants. It solidified the fact that she was a piece of garbage. That’s not to say that everyone with implants is a piece of garbage. A lot of hot classy bitches have implants that their rich older husbands bought them…and many breast cancer survivors have implants too….but in Tara’s case, her getting implants is a lot like a 19 year old stripper getting implants. Whenever I go to a strip club, I get a lap dance from a young girl with implants, just because I know they have committed to the job and want my money. I love the look on their faces after they spend 2 hours of dancing for me, when I tell them that I have no money on me….I guess that’s the cost of doing business you dirty whore. Anyway, Tara’s nipple is kinked out weird, you’d think that someone with a decent breast implant budget wouldn’t have to deal with a this kind of result.

Bonus: Tara Reid After Being Sick in the Bathroom

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These are pictures of Kimmy Stewart wasting her life away at the beach in a bikini. You see, this girl’s got no talent, no career and her dad’s made enough money to keep her drug addiction, plastic surgery and days at the beach comin’. He’s also made enough money for hot models 20 years younger than him to pretend they’re coming, while he’s coming (inside them), knocking them up, marrying them, and creating a new race in his image, called the Stewarts because there are so fucking many of them. The fact that Rod was on American Idol and sings American Classics, is not the issue here. The issue is why is his son such a cunt, the kind of guy all of us want to beat up, but also the kind of guy who spends his days at the beach, his nights at the hottest clubs and hotel parties with celebrities, all while fucking the hottest girls in sight.

Point of the story is that you should be proud driving your 10 year old car, working your bullshit office job, spending your paycheck on paying bills, fucking ugly bitches when they get too drunk to say no, because at you did it yourself. It’s much more rewarding knowing that you aren’t living off daddy’s millions….at least that’s what you jealous cunts should be telling yourself….

Bonus – Sean Stewart – Kimberly’s Brother

and his tattoo…

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These are pictures of Kimmy Stewart wasting her life away at the beach in a bikini. You see, this girl’s got no talent, no career and her dad’s made enough money to keep her drug addiction, plastic surgery and days at the beach comin’. He’s also made enough money for hot models 20 years younger than him to pretend they’re coming, while he’s coming (inside them), knocking them up, marrying them, and creating a new race in his image, called the Stewarts because there are so fucking many of them. The fact that Rod was on American Idol and sings American Classics, is not the issue here. The issue is why is his son such a cunt, the kind of guy all of us want to beat up, but also the kind of guy who spends his days at the beach, his nights at the hottest clubs and hotel parties with celebrities, all while fucking the hottest girls in sight.

Point of the story is that you should be proud driving your 10 year old car, working your bullshit office job, spending your paycheck on paying bills, fucking ugly bitches when they get too drunk to say no, because at you did it yourself. It’s much more rewarding knowing that you aren’t living off daddy’s millions….at least that’s what you jealous cunts should be telling yourself….

Bonus – Sean Stewart – Kimberly’s Brother

and his tattoo…

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I decided to reward the people who spam my site daily with useless comments, because without you my site would be so much better. You distract my readers from what I am saying, which could be a good thing, considering I don’t know how to write, but I still hate you. So, Steve’s going to choose his favorite comment of the week, because I don’t actually read your comments. It’s not that I am too good for you, it’s that I am lazy.

Here are the winner and loser of the week.

Best Comment of the Week – Freddy gets a Step T-shirt – If he isn’t too scared to give us his address.

Freddy Says:
April 20th, 2006 at 10:49 pm
Post: I am – PhotoBucket Girl of the Day

That Isaac Newton needed an apple to fall on his head to determine principles of gravity. Look at this bitch’s tits. WhooooooooooWeeeeee. No apple or doctorate degree needed for my study. These melons are proof enough to support the existence of a strong gravitational pull. Those boobs are knee bound. I could make yamulkas for fat headed Jews out of her fucking bra cups

Bonus – Worst Comment of the Week

christina Says:
April 19th, 2006 at 4:49 am
Post: I am – Kelly Clarkson’s Hot Dog

I love her I think she looks gorgeous! and she is not fat she is NORMAL!

Chrsitna even though you suck, and think fat bitches are skinny, and skinny bitches are disgusting, I would still like to see what you look like naked. S o bitch, feel free to send your pics Here

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She was a top model in the 90’s, she was in the Chris Isaac video for Wicked Games, she was a Victoria Secret Model. Here she is rockin’ a bikini in Miami, cuz that’s just what people do in Miami. She is 38 years old and I’d still try to get her pregnant, even though she’s probably dried up and it would take a few trips to the fertility clinic and shit, but it’s something I am willing to do. I am 36 and tend to chase after 18-20 year old women, maybe I have psychological issues, but it’s never really come up before. I remember, when I was in my 20’s, I worked at some bullshit job, I don’t even really remember where it was or what I was doing, I’ve had a lot of jobs, anyway, my co-worker was this bitch in her 30’s with 3 kids and about 30 lbs overweight. In passing I asked her if she has a big vagina, because given the facts, I am pretty sure it’s not to hard to smuggle drugs in her junk. Next thing you know I am fired for sexual harassment. I remember telling the main boss that I was stating the obvious and that if she can’t come to terms with REALITY, that she’s not gonna do too much for the company. He said, whether her vagina was big or not had no effect on her job, and me mentioning it was harassment, so I had no choice but to walk. I guess my story had nothing to do with Helena Christiensen in a bikini, but she has a vagina, so I guess that’s where it all starts……don’t ask questions , just read it, you fucking assholes.

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