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2006

16

Mar

I am – Awkward Video of the Day

So I am searching YouTube for video clips of bitches in bikinis, because I am a pervert and when I don’t know what to do with myself, I look for pics of girls in bikinis. I land on this one called “summer memories” and I’m looking at the picture trying to figure out what’s going on….my imagination, obviously too perverted starts thinking that maybe it’s the beginning of some kind of sex game that is hetero, the YouTube Triangle blockes out the person they are carrying…anyway turns out it’s a bunch of dudes in little booty shorts, acting gayer than the shorts they are wearing…summer memories my ass…I mean their asses…good thing is none of them got pregnant. I wonder if their parents knew this was going down when they asked to borrow the car to go to the lake….I am sorry if this site seems homo for lack of tits…I know you homophobes freak out when you see guys in little shorts. It’s ok to get a little turned on by things you shouldn’t be getting turned on by. Take it out on your gay penised self, and leave it out of my comments, cunt.

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2006

16

Mar

I am – MySpace Artist of the Day

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People from England make me laugh because I don’t understand a fucking thing they say. They have some pretty bangin’ music like The Streets, and Dizzee Rascal and god fucking knows who else, cuz I don’t listen to music. My gay friend told me to drop those 2 people, cuz I suck at life. I think it’s funny that this guy raps for booze. I like that he can’t write alcohol proper, I like that he’s fat and has a song called “Ill Billy Anthem”….about getting drunk and smelling like vomit….pretty much the story of my life and that’s how you become the Artist of the Day, just that easy.

Visit His MySpace Here

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2006

16

Mar

I am – Purim Content of the Day

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Purim is a holiday where Jews dress up and get fucking wasted. It is halloween for them, only instead of candy they get booze. I’ve been givin out little airplane sized bottles of Jack to the kids every halloween….until I got arrested for it…Anyway, the whole point of the night is to drink as much as possible, which in theory is a great fucking holiday, only problem is Jews are drug people, they are much better doing a couple lines of coke and smoking joints than drinking all night…their religion doesn’t say anything about not doing drugs…but I think it limits the amount of booze…except on Purim. I guess the point of the post is to say that I don’t know shit about Judaism, but when I was a buss boy in a banquet hall that was rented out for a Purim party, I understood it was another word for drink til you puke all over the place and let the poor mexican clean it up because my dad’s a lawyer…drunk or not….you’re still lame, but I still love your women. Here are some YouTube Purim Videos….

Daning Hora to 50 Cent

Lame Purim Video One

Lame Purim Video Two

Weird Kid Singing

Go Back To Pre-Med Jew, You’re Embarassing Me

Some Jewish Sketch, That Isn’t Funny

Ok – enough of this, I understand overkill…

Some High School Girl’s Gallery (non-nude)

This post is a total bust….I should fire myself…

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2006

16

Mar

I am – Sing-a-Long of the Day

I don’t understand why people still lip sync to shitty songs, and dance like idiots on webcams, in hopes of becoming internet famous, like South Park, the Star Wars guy or the japanese puking video that was the first clip I ever saw back in 1996. Anyway, this clip is not funny, and I am posting it because I’m tired of making you cunts laugh…

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2006

16

Mar

I am – Dude Measuring his Boobs of the Day

I am pushing the shit out of YouTube and I don’t really mean to, but this fat kid is out there getting his tits measured by some nasty trashy southern bitch, who is probably his mother. I am a fat guy, and I would never have my titties measured on video, because it’s fucking humiliating, dude. Guys shouldn’t have tits, it’s not a joke, fat leads to heart disease and strokes and shit….and shouldn’t be laughed about…

Again, I am a fat man, with a fat wife, so I am not one to talk, but I am not about to make a fool of myself to justify being a fat slob is bullshit to such a big audience, I like to keep the humiliation to the days I muster up the courage to cheat on my wife. Be like me, take ownership of the fact you eat badly, you drink too much, you don’t exercise/leave your house, you have post traumatic stress syndrome from getting molested…I don’t know man, just don’t be doing circus tricks with your fat…I’d wish death upon you, but you’re doing a nice job of it yourself.

I have just learned that there is a War between this dude you just watched and this other dude about who has bigger moobs….Watch the Clip it’s fucking creepy, yet arrousing.

Bonus Man Tit Clip;
Jack E. Brown

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2006

15

Mar

I am – Pearl Jam’s New Album Cover

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Looks like this cheap album cover was made by some drunken mexican design firm for 2 pesos and a pack of smokes. This low budget piece of shit album artwork is probably all this band can afford, being useless for the last 10 years has an impacr on what’s left in the bank account.

The reason I know it’s mexican-made is because of the avacado, we live off these things, because they grow for free in our backyards, and by backyard I mean, on the tree my shanty leans up against….the avacado is a very vaginal and I whenever I eat guacamole, I have this urge to fuck…the guacamole….Either way, I always forget that Pearl Jam is still alive. I have always had this fantasy that Cobain pulled a murder/suicide and brought the grunge scene down with him…I was unfortunately wrong….I am going to take a shit in my bathtub and roll around in it, just to wash the dirty off of me, and yes, my shit is cleaner than this shit….that may not make sense to you, but it does to me, so go fuck yourself. Cuddles.

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2006

15

Mar

I am – Pearl Jam's New Album Cover

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Looks like this cheap album cover was made by some drunken mexican design firm for 2 pesos and a pack of smokes. This low budget piece of shit album artwork is probably all this band can afford, being useless for the last 10 years has an impacr on what’s left in the bank account.

The reason I know it’s mexican-made is because of the avacado, we live off these things, because they grow for free in our backyards, and by backyard I mean, on the tree my shanty leans up against….the avacado is a very vaginal and I whenever I eat guacamole, I have this urge to fuck…the guacamole….Either way, I always forget that Pearl Jam is still alive. I have always had this fantasy that Cobain pulled a murder/suicide and brought the grunge scene down with him…I was unfortunately wrong….I am going to take a shit in my bathtub and roll around in it, just to wash the dirty off of me, and yes, my shit is cleaner than this shit….that may not make sense to you, but it does to me, so go fuck yourself. Cuddles.

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2006

14

Mar

I am – Steve takes a Shit: Step TV of the Day

I am not the biggest fan of watching dude’s shit. I find it kind of gross and I always end up gagging when the smell hits me. I am from mexico, you’d think the smell of shit would remind me of my womb or some shit. But it doesn’t. It reminds me of death and all those bad things I was allowed to say before banning me for knives and squirrels.

Anyway, it doesn’t matter. This is Step TV video of the day, and it’s of that dude Steve who was living on my couch, only this time he’s shitting, in a bathroom way too nice for me…te

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2006

14

Mar

I am – Britney Spears Tongue

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Guest writer: Kelly Knowlton
Having been recently molested by JM, I’m having a hard time focusing, he is that bad. I don’t know but girls I think I am already developing a rash … good news is that Brit’s tongue could clearly do a job on JM that I couldn’t,because I am useless. I say it was for fear of losing my burrito. But it was really for fear of incompetence. WTF? No wonder K-Fed is still around with this Britney bitch,, it’s not for the cash, it’s for the BLOW JOBS BITCHES!! Her tongue is so massive I think I just shit myself and I’m a chick. Show me your titties!! Kelly and Brit sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g…I am kelly by the way you fucking short attention span cocksucker. What? I’d kiss it. I’d lick it, I’d even teach it how to dance, even though it’s showered once a month.

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2006

13

Mar

I am – Victoria Beckham’s Ass

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It’s a huge day for Rock and Republic. That whore Alba’s rockin a pair, and now Victoria Spice Beckham…..I expect my free pair in the mail, but they probably don’t make them in my size, because faggots who wear 400 dollar jeans usually don’t weigh 300 lbs. They have an image to protect and it’s fine with me because I am happy stickin’ to my jogging pants, they fit me proper and homeless people don’t ask you for change, they think you are one of them.

Point of the story is the Vicky Beckham’s got no ass, and that David Beckham hooked up with her, because she reminded him of a time when he discovered sex. A young “Footballer” back in England, in the shower after winning a big game.

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