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2022

22

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

I have two life changing tight pants stories that happened over the last 24 hours, great timing universe, I guess somewhere out there knew I had to intro a bunch of random girls who upload pics of their tight pants, for the sake of showing off their tight pants, because they know it’s a fetish or just like how they look in their tight pants, since wearing tight pants to the grocery store, diner, movies, everywhere isn’t enough, they need to document it, sexualize it and possibly monetize it….THE modern world where nothing is sacred or done with good intentions..everything is done for transactional purposes….but we didn’t pay for shit, so we get to digest their marketing materials for free….THE BEST price for content on the internet….THE way it is supposed to be…

So my two tight pants stories both involve dog shit…one involved a girl with a new puppy, in a pair of pussy hugging leggings…..hugging pussy so tight that I could see her pussy when she was bending over to pick up her dog shit from across the street and I don’t have good eyesight or glasses….but I definitely wasn’t imagining the pussy….those pants were wedged so far up inside her, they were probably rubbing on her cervix like a papsmear…one of my favorite activities…and pick up lines….”Hey baby, wanna train for your pap smear, it’s the responsible thing and I’ve got confidence I can reach the pearly gates of your womb with this dowel”….

The second dog shit tight pants story was of a lady in leggings, middle aged for sure but the kind who workout, so there was some musculature to her old body….anyway, she for whatever reason stepped in dog shit while running to her car….because she started doing some Michael Jackson moonwalk in front of me, only to end up ass facing me…..before doing her deep bend where I got to see her pussy lips on either side of the theme….and I feel like she was well aware of this performance, why else would she do it….maybe the tight pants hugging the cunt all day make these ladies exhibitionists who want some pervert to get a free dog shit and pussy show….

We’ll never know, because just like that, they both walked out of my life forever…it was a PUSSY in my tight pants to fuck off forever…real quick.

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2022

22

Mar

Ingrid Oliveira Brings Brazilian Olympic Diver Ass of the Day

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The algorithm just showed me this 2 time Olympian out of Brazil named INGRID OLIVEIRA who I’m sure you’ve never heard of despite being a 3 time South American Champ, World Cup Finalist, 12 time National Champ…to remind you that she’s a legit athlete and not some joker on instagram who poses nude and sometimes pretends they have some marketable talent to differentiate themselves from the other whores posing half naked for attention on social media….you know the type.

Anyway, in this world of women being phased out of women sports for the less impressive men in the sports who decided to take hormones to live their athletic dreams at the expense of women….

I think it’s important to sexualize female athletes like the good old days, before they all looked like butch men…you know when you could jerk off to female tennis, female figure skating, female beach volleyball….TRACK AND FIELD…etc….without wondering if it had a dick.

Fitness can be hot, being talented at something can be hot, but I think it comes down to ass upside down before doing flips being hot in this case…arguably, a little too strong, a little too fit, but there’s an ass where that came from and it doesn’t look like her swimsuit is one with more space to house the nuts.

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2022

22

Mar

Mom and Daughter… and Other Videos of the Day

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White Dress Air Hump

Doing the Important Work

What is this about…

Dress of the Day

Mom Booty

SHORTS

Just Friends Being Lady-Like

We’ve got a Stretcher

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2022

22

Mar

Rebecca Koltun is Amazing of the Day

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I was sent the above TikTok this morning and I fucking loved it.

Her name is Rebecca , she’s 22 and is the hottest thing on TikTok…

She had a Spinal Cord Injury last year and clearly doesn’t seem to mind laughing at herself or at least using it as a troll, because I guess that’s the attitude you gotta have when that kind of shit happens.

It’s better than being a total victim cunt about it…I guess some people just handle things better than others…..

I’m sure it fucking sucks to have something so horrible happen to you. I’m sure it’s hell, I’m sure it’s depressing, but if you can’t rub it in some able bodied motherfucker’s face for the LOlZ..then what’s the fucking point…

You gotta always have a sense of humor. Always.

It looks like she’s trying to raise some money to help her in her healing, adapting….

She’s only got 7,000 dollars out of a 300k goal which makes you kind of think how garbage these influencer pieces of shit like the Kardashians are when they get paid 1,000,000 per episode EACH, from those monsters are DISNEY.

Kinda makes you wonder about the priorities of people sending money to Ukraine, when hotties like this live in their fucking communities….

You all fucking suck, but not Rebecca Koltun…she’s a legend…..

So DONATE TO HELP HER OUT NOW because she’s cool as shit.

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2022

22

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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How the hell is World War III, Totalitarianism, Nazism, Covidism, WOKEism, supply shortages, corruption, starvation, climate change, death, disase, pandemic, vaccines, MeToo movements, bowel movements, dance movements….TREATING all you 2 fucks that still come to this site….

Remember, WORRY is the DEVIL’s work, as is fear, stress, anxiety, depression….

Which should bring you respite…and comfort…as you remind yourself…WHO GIVES A FUCK…

All these people trying to impress each other with their idiot behavior, all these people lying to us, manipulating us, raping and robbing us, in a world that’s been manipulating us forever….

The system is rigged and there’s not much you can do about it but sit back and watch….

So have a good fucking time within it….don’t fall into their DARK humorless trap…..with all those uptight, angry, think TWITTER is real life, incapable of conversation, nutcases who must be lobotomized, or at least brainwashed, because humans haven’t been this weird in my lifetime, and they’ve been pretty weird…..

I guess the powers that be decided to move them from consuming fast food, mall brand items, pop culture, shitty music, as they keep up with the Joneses and decided…let’s make them political…despite not having the mental capacity to be political…hence all the rage….

When all we’ve got to do is say “whatever, cancel me, I think trannies are biologically men, even after they invert their dicks and put on a dress and nothing you can do will change my opinion of that…which for the record is a non violent opinion, with zero fucking hate, cuz if you want to cut your dick off and put on a dress it’s a free country, you do that, I just don’t need to pander to you, that’s asking a lot out of me, and I’m an asshole….

We’ve got to try to not let any of this fuck with our ZEN vibes….and it’s actually really easy to reject their ways, because they all seem fucking nutso….and want us dead….

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2022

21

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like to think the whole being trans thing is like the covid thing in that you can use it as the best excuse to get out of basically anything…I am not saying that’s why people are trans…I am just saying that’s why they should be trans….

Because if you want to come out of top, tell them you’re trans.

If someone is rude to you, tell them you’re trans.

If you want to win a fight, tell them you’re trans.

If you don’t want to go somewhere, tell them you’re trans.

If you’re having issues with the service fees your bank charges you, tell them you’re trans.

Problems with family, tell them you’re trans.

Not wanting to go to a dinner party, tell them you’re trans.

If you want to fuck some woke chick, tell her you’re trans…

Lookin’ for a Raise, trans….

Looking for a promotion….TRANS…

Looking for a free meal, tell em you’re trans.

Going to a job interview or casting because you’ve always wanted to be an actor, tell them your trans.

Launching a website and need investors….tell them you’re trans…

I am sure you’re catching on there…

Wrote a manuscript but no publishers are interested, write a chapter on being trans and tell them your trans and you’ll be a best seller.

If you’re a white man out there, you must be creative to find your purpose or oppoortunity….so TELL em you’re trans..

If you’re going to be on a reality show or game show, tell them you’re trans.

The key to being trans is changing the gender on your drivers licence and when you do…NO one can call you out, expect anything out of you, and you can always shut them up….until the rapture happens and GOD strikes you down…but in the meantime, it’s the get out of jail free card for anything in your life…

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Mila Kunis Meets Zelensky for the Internet!
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Nina Agdal’s Nude Got Deleted
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Nude Model and her Silly Tattoo
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Miley Hot in Concert
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2022

21

Mar

Miley Cyrus See Through of the Day

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I have a theory that Miley Cyrus is fucking amazing, only because of all the half nude shit she does, like this spread ass in a sheer dress with her tits out, amazing….

I guess that’s not really my theory, my theory is that Miley is by design, she was created by Disney at a young age to be their trustworthy leader to a whole generation of young people, that in order to either stay relevant with them as she gets older, she needs to get her fuck on, or maybe her objective was to lead the people into heathen like behavior on the internet….because there was a time when girls didn’t get naked on the internet as freely…I thought it was a more magical time because I like the idea of all the nudes, but I liked when the nudes were no where to be found, so when you came across it you wouldn’t be so jaded, or de-senstized….you know I want to feel like a virgin who was kept in a religious commune until I was saved by the FBI at 30 and let back into society…where ANKLES get me hard…but instead I’m looking at Miley tits thinking…just Miley’s tits, whatever…

I mean, there was a time, this was shocking, exhilerating, exciting, not expected….it’s like when Miley does a video or photoshoot and doesn’t show her tits, I’m like…where are the tits…

That is why I think modest is the hottest, those Mormons got it right, but I figure, it’s pretty good to be able to see Miley doing porno, sex work poses for her lucrative pop career, because there was a chance we wouldn’t be seeing her tits for freely, and I’m glad we have….

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2022

21

Mar

Nina Dobrev Ass of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is a masterful pervert…

I didn’t watch the Vampire Diary show that made her famous, I just assumed she was a Lucy Hale, CW network sweetheart, pretty brand safe, parent safe, and boring…with the acting chops of someone you’d expect they found a mall buying Mall Brand shit….

So I was not aware that she was packing this Eastern European body, which now makes sense, knowing that Hollywood bangs out their female talent, you’d want it to look good.

I don’t know any other celebrity with long thin legs or an ass like this, just doing a casual bending over you can jerk off to….PUSSY FROM BEHIND….pull down those bikini bottoms….make it count…show us how the RICH GUYS live…

The other thing I like about her, which is a weird thing, especially in this era, and it’s not that I can show her war torn country of origin to make her never leave me, since she’s already rich and probably going to be knocked up if not already knocked up by Carrot Top’s snowboarding brother…..very rich guy…..

the other thing I like about her is that she looks her age, which I am assuming is between 30 and 35…which in an era of MUPPET faces is pretty fucking great.

The Canadian import only to be quickly exported to America, the way human trafficking is done, getting perved on by one of the creepiest looking athletes ever, is definitely not the highlight of this shoot….but I’ll stare at sluts being sluts…what else do I have going on…NOT VERY MUCH….

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2022

21

Mar

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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It’s been pretty laid back now that they’ve totally backtracked on the COVID narrative that for some of us was ridiculously dark, oppressive and intense in the worst fucking way, not because of a fear of a virus, but because I just assumed the vans were going to come collect us and take us away, while the Non-Playing Characters CHEERED them on….”GET RID OF THIS HATE FILLED HEATHEN WHO WANTS GRANNY TO DIE”…because motherfucker doesn’t fear a virus….if I feared a virus…I’d still be a virgin…and despite living life that is probably more relateable to a virgin…I mean I have a titty website…that’s pretty pathetic…like a Virgin…I’ve had sex, with questionable women…in the height of the AIDS crisis…because when it’s your time it is your time….

So yeah, the COVID thing was replaced with UKRAINE and the whole thing is very fucking weird, makes me feel uneasy, what do they have planned, you can’t go from Martial Law, to like it never happened in literally 4 weeks at this point, but the pivot happened almost immediately…

I am sure it’ll make a comeback, only far worse, because they’ll have passed laws that they didn’t pass, you know roadblocks popped up in their quest to vaccinate EVERYONE, so they can’t have that next time….

So until that happens. I don’t know how to feel about Medical Workers…are they HEROES, are they HEATHENS…are they nude because they lost their jobs..are they back at their jobs because they realized firing people based on vaccine status was illegal…or maybe these people are all vaccinated and just enjoy sex work as an alternative revenue stream, might as well get it when you can get it, when all eyes are on your profession and realize…”it’s hot being paid to make dudes cum”…

I just know there’s a fetish is NAUGHTY NURSES and these are some naughty nurses…STARE.

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2022

21

Mar

Elsa Hosk Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a YUMMY MOMMY….rocking a fit fucking body thanks to being a SWEDISH basketball star before deciding “that’s boring, I can strip down for top brands and make millions doing it”….she was one of the hottest VS girls prior to her whole birthing process you’d probably jerk off to …READY TO DROP PORN is something special to lonely people….

This ties right into my MILF POST that I basically just posted…saying MILFS today aren’t MILFS I’d consider MILFS….because too many hotties have pieces of shit children as props….almost making the whole MILF thing less impressive than it once was when ALL moms were blown out, fat, pigs who looked exhausted…and ready to die because they’ve thrown in the towel…

Where this rich fuck’s pussy probably healed, and is just still hot bodied and frolicking in the ocean with not a care in the world…the kid’s probably with her nanny..

It’s definitely a mind fuck, but it’s a mind fuck you can jerk off to, making it more tolerable..

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