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2022

18

Mar

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

On/Offs are the most important selfie series a woman can produce as far as I’m concerned.

Since we are all products, thanks to the way society has been designed, we might as well know what we are getting, or what we are jerking off to from both a clothed and nude perspective…otherwise there’s too much room left to the imagination and when you’re in a society of full retards who don’t understand simple concepts, or sarcasm, you have to really just put it all out there for them to figure it out…you know walk them through it….THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE IN CLOTHES….my tits are hidden, my ass is rounded by my pants….and THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE stripped down after I edit my pictures to look like I want to look….

I do think if they mandate anything, it should be this, not medicines or other nonsense, ON/OFFs….it’s a campaign I’d like to be involved in…you know CHANGE THE WORLD….like letting transgenders compete in women’s sports…only this way doesn’t make women obsolete, it just makes clothing oboslete….

MAYBE THE SOLUTION is that they wear temperature controlled plexi glass boxes…so that we don’t need to bother with clothes at all…we call it’ STRAIGHT TO THE FUCKING POINT, I don’t got time to let shit simmer….INSTANT ANSWERS for INSTANT PEOPLE..

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2022

18

Mar

Bella Thorne Underwater of the Day

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Here’s Bella Thorne in what I originally thought was nude swims, underwater “artistic” shots….but that turned out to be skimpy bikini, her new found COVID QUARANTINE I am sure she didn’t respect found body is just eating the bikini straps so that all you can see is skin….maybe….I don’t now, but I do know that people are mad about her recent enough weight gain, forgetting that every image they see on social media is a fucking lie, an artificial, photoshopped version of themselves, so accepted by each other, that when they are out in public, with their friends, looking like the trolls they are, they don’t call each other out about it, since they’re doing the same fucking scam…

The point is, chubby or not, Bella Thorne is a lot of fun with her merging of broken Disney kid, softcore porn star, influencer that the industry still works with because they probably designed it..cuz she does delivery the half naked content we have grown to need and expect from the high paid celebs….to justify them being high paid….”At least she shows her big fake tits”…..just not in these artsy pics…art is dead.

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2022

18

Mar

Ana De Armas Nude of the Day

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Nothing like a CUBAN REFUGEE turned celebrity to remind you that the system must be fucking rigged, since there are girls as hot and talented and CUBAN as Ana De Armas who aren’t being human trafficked to the top of the Hollywood charts with important movie roles where she plays the hot pussy, a fake relationship with Ben Affleck the handler after a few years of pretty shitty roles..all it takes is a dream and some Russian Ketchup since you can’t get HEINZ in Cuba…but you can get Cigars..

I just don’t believe any celebrity origin story, there too much money involved for the people they create into celebs to not be fully owned…..or at least to not have a more fucked up origin story….this is all by design….and you have to think if you were a billionaire and you controlled who got famous, you’d be sure it was someone you’d make money off of that wouldn’t go rogue on you…and if you were to house her in a bunker when training her for 20 years before making her famous…you’d definitely come up with a story like “She was from Cuba but ended up in Spain married to some famous actor there only to come to America”…..maybe things do just happen organically, but I doubt it…..

That’s not the point though, the point is that despite being a giant fucking whatever, a professional liar, all celebs are boring and unimpressive no matter how hard they try to convince you otherwise….but I’ll still appreciate a nude scene, I’m not that crazy…you can HATE CELEBRITY and celeb culture and Hollywood’s propa-arianna-granda…but to hate their tits would just be dumb….

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2022

18

Mar

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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While preparing your BUG OUT BAG, one of the most exciting date night ideas around in this era of the Great Reset and we’re all going to fucking die, so you best get yourself an off grid property with a water source so that you can grow your own food and not die…you may want to include some FISHNETS to catch some fish with, or fuck a woman you carved out of a rotten tree, same smell, same soft smooth tender, damp hole…..you know to sex up NATURE’s sex doll while bored as shit in your OFF GRID property wondering why you bothered trying to survive the apocalypse when you could have just moved into the POD on basic income where you can jerk off to the porn they force you to watch while they supervise you…..you know being controlled by the system isn’t so bad when you’re an incompetent baby….

So along with bow and arrow, short wave radio, rope for snares, warm clothing, waterproof clothing, food stores, flashlights, solar generators and some old porn mags for when they turn off the internet…..BE SURE TO INCLUDE the FISHNETS….keep things sexy….plus you can catch fish in them when you realize that you don’t look as hot as you’d like in them….cross dresser.

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2022

18

Mar

Eugenie Bouchard Bikini Selfie of the Day

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I guess the female hive mind is so basic that a green bikini for St Patrick’s day becomes the go-to St Patrick’s Day content, assuming that this was posted for St Patrick’s day….because there’s a slim chance it’s just a coincidence if you believe in those kinds of things..which I don’t.

I guess I could check out her instagram to see if she made reference the IRISH SNAKE CHARMER and myth, since Ireland apparently never had snakes…but why bother, I prefer writing my own version of events, it’s more fun that way.

I do remember a time when girls wore green socks, or a green shirt for the drunken extravaganza of fat chicks wasted from day drinking at a silly parade….but the bikini is better.

Eugenie is a sports hero, a hometown hottie, taking her french Canadian body places my girl Guylaine‘s already been

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2022

18

Mar

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I can only assume the period panty, granny panty, mom panty, full back panty is making a comeback because bitches are lazy and realized comfort is key and dudes will jack off to anything.

They may be posturing it as being empowered to share their full back underwear with the world like it’s underwear and thus hot, you know why abuse yourself with a circulation cutting, pussy suffocating, asshole revealing thong…

Maybe they are brave and willing to risk the shame of wearing the most abused panty, and not from being ripped off and cummed on, by by being discredited in the world to sell more thongs….CRIMINAL…to think brands do clever shit, propaganda and marketing shit, to destroy a whole category of panties by saying “these are for old people, are you old…I didn’t think so…..you’re young, you’re hot, these are your glory years, have fun, buy thongs, make us rich…and only wear your mom’s underwear when you’re bleeding out your cunt…..

Or maybe they’ve done content with all their other panties….and are forced to dig through the archive because you can’t wear the same thing twice, except maybe panties, if you’re selling them to perverts in Japan…as they do..in which case, the more use and stains the better.

Who cares….PANTY PICS…AMAZING

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2022

18

Mar

Summer is Coming and So Should You of the Day

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Welcome to Quebec….I guess this is the official ambassador of Spring is coming, take out your bathing suits….some motherfuckers have cherry blossoms, some motherfuckers have maple syrup harvests, some motherfuckers bust out their rocking fake tits to remind you that summer is just around the corner…

Her name is Guylaine Gagnon on TIKTOK and she’s a legend…a fucking legend….but being from here may make me biased because she just feels like home…like every french lady I’ve ever known and loved….like a bathtub full of poutine but with an erection….DREAMS.

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@guylainegagnonofficiel Dj Guylaine #guylainegagnon #dj ? son original – Guylaine Gagnon

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2022

18

Mar

Lara Stone Nipples of the Day

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Lara Stone is the big titty fashion model with the gapped tooth who looks like some fucking grown up thumb sucker, somthing that probably helped her with her high fashion career of showing tit for fashion instead of showing tit for porn, you know polarizing the showing tit like it’s any different doing it for fashion than doing it for porn, because fashion has billionaire brands behind it, and super exclusive and pretentious dog shit events around it, while porn is just so ghetto TRASH..and bitches can’t have that.

I actually hate Lara Stone and her 38 year old mom tits don’t excite me, even though I’ve jerked off to fashion tits back in the day, it was simpler times.

She actually had her lawyers come after me years ago for posting paparazzi pics I was allowed to post at the time, of her Honeymoon, to some comedian she’s no longer married to, and it just made me fucking hate her….all these bitches want fame and attention, get paid for fame and attention, but turn on motherfuckers co-signing / retweeting their bullshit tits…fuck her.

This if for VOGUE, cuz you know Fashion tits, so they’ll probably sue me for posting these too…everyone’s a money grubber piece of shit who don’t respect my satire, my creative input, my artistry to their whore behavior and tits, yet they all support some of the fucking art out there, you know because “fashion”….fucking fools.

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2022

18

Mar

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I am sure these bitches aren’t actually feminists, I guess it depends on how you posture producing erotica for the internet to game 10 dollars a month out of losers who think paying for content is awesome PAY WALLS for everyone….forgetting the internet was built off FREE content…and should have stuck with free content because who wants to pay for anything….idiots.

I am sure these bitches identify as feminists, because it’s a way to intellectualize making money off the internet with low key sex work, instead of having a real job…

I guess it’s just a matter of perspective…is the whore a whore, or is the whore a genius for getting paid to fuck dudes instead of working a real job, since fucking is fun.

I don’t have the answers, but I know that these ladies are just braless and never claimed to be feminist bra burners, I put that spin on it because it’s Frida and I like alliterations….FEMINIST FRIDAY….FUCK A BRA FRIDAY could be better….since braless life is the only life these girls partake in these days…it’s a trend, brans are constrictive and uncomfortable apparently, I wouldn’t know even though I need a bra, I just know I’ve been faced with one too many bras in my life that were impossible to take off…some FORT KNOX for the titties…or maybe ALCATRAZ….and a life without bras for a lazy fucking generation is a good thing.

Keep up the good things…THINGS.