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2022

21

Mar

Nina Dobrev Ass of the Day

Nina Dobrev is a masterful pervert…

I didn’t watch the Vampire Diary show that made her famous, I just assumed she was a Lucy Hale, CW network sweetheart, pretty brand safe, parent safe, and boring…with the acting chops of someone you’d expect they found a mall buying Mall Brand shit….

So I was not aware that she was packing this Eastern European body, which now makes sense, knowing that Hollywood bangs out their female talent, you’d want it to look good.

I don’t know any other celebrity with long thin legs or an ass like this, just doing a casual bending over you can jerk off to….PUSSY FROM BEHIND….pull down those bikini bottoms….make it count…show us how the RICH GUYS live…

The other thing I like about her, which is a weird thing, especially in this era, and it’s not that I can show her war torn country of origin to make her never leave me, since she’s already rich and probably going to be knocked up if not already knocked up by Carrot Top’s snowboarding brother…..very rich guy…..

the other thing I like about her is that she looks her age, which I am assuming is between 30 and 35…which in an era of MUPPET faces is pretty fucking great.

The Canadian import only to be quickly exported to America, the way human trafficking is done, getting perved on by one of the creepiest looking athletes ever, is definitely not the highlight of this shoot….but I’ll stare at sluts being sluts…what else do I have going on…NOT VERY MUCH….

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2022

21

Mar

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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It’s been pretty laid back now that they’ve totally backtracked on the COVID narrative that for some of us was ridiculously dark, oppressive and intense in the worst fucking way, not because of a fear of a virus, but because I just assumed the vans were going to come collect us and take us away, while the Non-Playing Characters CHEERED them on….”GET RID OF THIS HATE FILLED HEATHEN WHO WANTS GRANNY TO DIE”…because motherfucker doesn’t fear a virus….if I feared a virus…I’d still be a virgin…and despite living life that is probably more relateable to a virgin…I mean I have a titty website…that’s pretty pathetic…like a Virgin…I’ve had sex, with questionable women…in the height of the AIDS crisis…because when it’s your time it is your time….

So yeah, the COVID thing was replaced with UKRAINE and the whole thing is very fucking weird, makes me feel uneasy, what do they have planned, you can’t go from Martial Law, to like it never happened in literally 4 weeks at this point, but the pivot happened almost immediately…

I am sure it’ll make a comeback, only far worse, because they’ll have passed laws that they didn’t pass, you know roadblocks popped up in their quest to vaccinate EVERYONE, so they can’t have that next time….

So until that happens. I don’t know how to feel about Medical Workers…are they HEROES, are they HEATHENS…are they nude because they lost their jobs..are they back at their jobs because they realized firing people based on vaccine status was illegal…or maybe these people are all vaccinated and just enjoy sex work as an alternative revenue stream, might as well get it when you can get it, when all eyes are on your profession and realize…”it’s hot being paid to make dudes cum”…

I just know there’s a fetish is NAUGHTY NURSES and these are some naughty nurses…STARE.

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2022

21

Mar

Elsa Hosk Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a YUMMY MOMMY….rocking a fit fucking body thanks to being a SWEDISH basketball star before deciding “that’s boring, I can strip down for top brands and make millions doing it”….she was one of the hottest VS girls prior to her whole birthing process you’d probably jerk off to …READY TO DROP PORN is something special to lonely people….

This ties right into my MILF POST that I basically just posted…saying MILFS today aren’t MILFS I’d consider MILFS….because too many hotties have pieces of shit children as props….almost making the whole MILF thing less impressive than it once was when ALL moms were blown out, fat, pigs who looked exhausted…and ready to die because they’ve thrown in the towel…

Where this rich fuck’s pussy probably healed, and is just still hot bodied and frolicking in the ocean with not a care in the world…the kid’s probably with her nanny..

It’s definitely a mind fuck, but it’s a mind fuck you can jerk off to, making it more tolerable..

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2022

21

Mar

Kira Kosarin Bikini Top of the Day

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Kira Kosarin has her pronouns in her IG profile, so I fucking hate her.

I don’t even know who she is, why she as 6.2 million followers, what people are into about her, other than that she’s got some new single out, that I am sure fucking sucks harder than her virtue signalling in her IG profile….you know the kind of girl who would suck off a tranny to put on her virtue signaling resume…

This pronoun shit is out of hand, narcissists wanting to be identified as something they aren’t, because they are so self involved to think I am not self involved enough to bother keeping track of their bullshit…

So that idiots like this, likely a Disney kid destroyed by the industry before she even got started, hop on board to be like “it’s ok, I’ll join this trend”….even though we can all tell you’re a SHE HER by your fucking titties in your bikini top.

The fact that the woke are now reducing women to “BLEEDING PEOPLE”….or “BIRTHING PEOPLE”….basically kicking them out of their sports, raping them in their prisons, is not very feminist at all…REPLACE US, DEHUMANIZE US….

When really, anyone out there, who may be called a misogynist wrongfully…views women as these amazing creatures I want to lick all over whether they are showered or not…I mean such a misogynist that I’d let a bitch shit on my face, and I hate shit, but I’d do it just to see their cunts…

Along with “racist”….”misogynist” is so wrongfully applied to people like us, who just love pussy because these idiots have been brainwashed so hard they put their fucking pronouns in their profile to push a garbage agenda….

So fuck Kira Kosarin, not in a good way, in a trying to ruin the future generation with her influence like a garbage fucking person she clearly is….

Ping Pong Porn….now show us how far you can kegel those balls out of you….THAILAND SEX CLUB this PING PONG moment….we don’t need to see your best Forrest Gump moves…we want the other kind of PING PONG show….if you’re going to be annoying about your GENITALS, let’s see em.

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2022

21

Mar

Milf Monday of the Day

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When I think of MILFs, I think of mid-40 year old sloppy piles of shit with too much mileage on their pussy that it fucking jingles when they walk like a wind chime at your grandma’s house….

The reality is that girls are such sluts these days, and they’ve grown up watching some MTV propaganda celebrating teens giving birth, that you could come across a hot bodied 25 year old with a 10 year old….

The MILF gap runs deep, not all moms are broken down, stretchmarked, piles of dog shit destoryed, exhausted and fat from childbirth….and not all MILFs are the best of the “discount baraain basement bin”…but it’s more fun to approach MILFs like they are damaged goods, you know to give you more confidence when you fuck them, in that even if they look good, let them know they’d look way better without the kids, remind them the kids are baggage and that you’re doing them a favor, lift yourself up when BRINGING them down…and they won’t even care, they’re too busy to get involved and only there for the fuck now that their husband doesn’t fuck them….

I do know that growing up, there were only 2-3 MILFs that I knew of, but I didn’t have a mom fetish, but even those with a mom fetish probably only had a handful of MILF options, but with the internet or pressure to be hot….there’s a lot of pussy that has shat out LIFE…that looks good enough to taste test….MAYBE you’ll be lucky and find some pieces of placenta left behind from a better time. I hear the stem cells are good for you.

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2022

21

Mar

Sofia Richie Tit of the Day

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I guess the most interesting thing about Sofia Richie is that despite being an heriess to Lionel’s fortune, seeing as she’s officially his daughter and not a found object outside one of his concerts like Nicole….a story I think is very fucking suspicious….but yeah….despite being an heriess to a couple 100 million dollars or more….Lionel was massive in an era where music stars got paid stupidly…and I’m sure he’s still bringing in millions of dollars yearly off songs from the 80s…

So despite all that….they let her get pimped out to the Kardashian Klan as some prop to be handled by their handler Scott….and I’m sure it helped elevate her profile, got her those brand deals she didn’t need….but I’m also sure that with her last name and a little budget, she could have achieve the same, but if you can sell your soul for the fast pass, why the fuck not…these are all demons…but at least they are shirtless.

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2022

21

Mar

Laura Prepon Yoga Ass of the Day

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I used to watch “That 70s Show”….it wasn’t as terrible as other shows on TV, despite how terrible the cast grew up to be….from FEZ fucking Demi Lovato to death…after fucking Lohan to death….and probably a few other starlets to death….big and Spanish is what they called him…..to Ashton and Mila becoming dot com Billionaire power couples that I’ll assume involved doing some mind control on Mila to suck her into Demi Moore’s lame fucking AIDS dick….but I guess she was the one doing the sucking….to Hyde becoming a fucking crazy rapist, a story I know very little about, but seems pretty fucking legit…he was always a Scientologist with this one…Lauren Prepon…I guess the only interesting cast member was Cheech….where are Kitty and Red now?

Anyway…if you watched That 70s show and that gang of losers, you probably didn’t give a fuck about the big girl Lauren Prepon who they called DONNA….except maybe for her big tits…but Mila Kunis was such a babe throughout it all, kinda hard to notice the dumpy bitch…even Eric’s sister was hotter…..

Well, somewhere out there, someone was jerking off to this creepy Scientologist’s tits, and now they can jerk off to her mid-40 year old ass…you know since she was likely born in the 70s….well past the cut-off birthdate for the true perverts out there…sitting in the middle aged no man land between dudes who get off to young bitches and dudes who get off to old bitches….

Her ass, in her self produced porn, probably a SCIENTOLOGY THING….looks like she’s got a diaper on, so I guess it could be worse…we could be forced to stare at her face instead…..KNOW YOUR ANGLES you monster.

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2022

21

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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You don’t really need me to do some generic pitch or caption on this TITTY MILK post that I do every Monday to celebrate the rebirth of a NEW week with lactating, engorged tits, being used for sexual fetish purposes instead of for their intended purpose of feeding the off spring….

It’s one of those situations where we’ve always sexualized tits, so we’ve always fetishized tits, despite them really just being a functional tool to help humanity continue, which is arguably probably not the best thing to do, since humans are fucking idiots, destroy the earth, are caught up in their narcissism and self involved lives, chasing some paper dream that’s really a product of evil…instead of being Christ-like and good..

But instead of just sexualizing tits when they aren’t squirting out milk, these ladies have decided to share their natural talents, so in the event that everyone is made infertile by the vaccines they took, or by “Climate Change”, we’ll have an archive to jerk off to the stupid human tricks we were once able to do before technology made our species obsolete!

Or maybe their baby daddy’s excitement of their new talents has inspired them to share…even if it was just because it was something new in their bedroom….like when you let your wife stick things in your ass, you don’t necessarily want your mistress or hookers doing the same tricks, but when with your wife, it switches things up so you do it….I mean….maybe that was a bad example since you are a fag into being filled so much you lick your fingers after you do it….but you get the idea.

My favorite of the clips is the top one with Zorro hosing down her mirror before taking a taste….that girl goes for the TIT MILK FETISH that apparently people, lonely and sad people, have.

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2022

21

Mar

Roksolana Lana is Ukraine Pussy of the Day

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I saw some video of a TikTok babe doing the splits and figured I’d give her her own post, since we support talent in these parts, so long as we can jerk off to it…

As it turns out she’s an annoying Ukrainian pushing her favorite actor on her fans via TIKTOK because when the world is watching or celebrating your country, you best hop onto the latest virtue signaling trend.

I do not care about Ukraine or Russian issues, I am a firm believer of caring about local issues first and until they are all sorted out, those other fuckers can fuck off….but EVERYONE on the fucking internet seems to care about this bullshit….all siding with Ukraine after years of being told PUTIN is bad….so obviously, if you’re a TikTok pussy from Ukraine, you gotta use that to your advantage while the people are watching….MAKE it work for you, you only got one shot, miss chance blow…you get where I’m going here.

Ultimately, I like hot pussy from all countries, no matter how tyrannical, Nazi-Run, evil, or disgusting they may be…..I live in one of the more tyrannical countries, that pretends to be this overly nice constantly apologizing with our maple syrup…and don’t hate fellow Canadians, no matter how woke they are, so long as they are hot pussy.

So without any discrimination, or TRIGGER words, here’s some pussy…who cares where it is from, or what it’s passport says….so long as it is hot pussy that produces slutty content with its flexbility…

Whoring on the internet is international, GLOBAL….GLOBALISM….oh no.