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2022

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know shit about shit and I am not an American so I don’t really care either way…..but when I see the story about a laptop that the media and government covered up in the biggest fucking way for over a year because it housed a lot of evidence of corruption or unfavorable material, claiming it was Russian dis-information or whatever it is that they say, when it was in fact real….I am blown the fuck away……and when people tell me “corruption always happened”….or “at least he’s not Trump”….who was telling the TRUTH the whole time…..I wonder about how brainwashed motherfuckers are…

I don’t know shit about shit, but when I am told to watch a propaganda video on the Ukraine produced by an Actor, Body Building and Nazi’s son….like it will enlighten me to get the Prime Minister of Ukraine’s name tattooed on my chest like I was Pete Davidson being a puppet for the Satanist agenda with demonic Kim K…..I gotta ask myself….are people really this fucking dumb…..and as it turns out they are…

Then there’s the whole DNA in COVID was Patented by the Vaccine company in 2018, years before COVID pandemics happened…that’s reassuring that this isn’t all a scam and part of the reset..the book written in 2020 by the group orchestrating it….no big deal obviously.

I mean…all this shit is documented…and I’m not even a smart person, I am not a successful person, I am not an influential person and I’ve always known society was rigged, a scam, corrupt…but it’s at the point of OUT OF HAND….and everyone just sleeps through it, I guess too busy taking selfies.

The way I see it, the fall of society is in the fucking works…..the people at top believe in Satan, are evil, are attacking Christians and successfully turning people into Atheists through their calculated propaganda machines and ultimately they don’t give a fuck about you, they actually hate you and want you dead or enslaved…..so you should probably choose your fucking side wisely, and there’s really only one side to choose….READ THAT BIBLE motherfuckers…you know, when you’re not staring at God’s greatest creation….THE TITS!

The world is fucking nuts….here are some links…

Nicki Mina and Coi Leray for a New Video
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Nude Model Clementine – She’s Out of the Ukraine – So You Can Cum to Her for Freedom and Democrazy
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Sara Cheek Has Big Tits
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Romee Strid in Lingerie for Lounge…
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Mitchell Trubisky’s Wife is Happy to Be Joining Steelers Nation
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5 Movie Props Meant to be eaten
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Madison Reed’s Got Products
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Pete Davidson Cancels Trip to Space
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TGIF
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Skydiver gets Saved
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Painting a Puddle Pretty Impressive…
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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2022

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some of the worst pussy I’ve ever encountered has been on St Patrick’s Day…..just fat sloppy old miserable given up on life and 12 hours into drinking are really at their worst…when their best is pretty bad…so I tend to not bother leaving the house for the Irish….we can get by right here without the female beer bellies…..

When talking about an older lady you’re trying to fuck, or are currently fucking, you should probably refer to her asshole as “aged” not “fermented”….it’s one of those marketing tips that make all the difference….definitely don’t say “rotten” or “mouldy”…but that’s just fucking obvious…..HA…who are we kidding, you’re not trying to fuck or currently fucking anything but that rice cooker your asian neighbor left when he moved out….or whatever inanimate object you put your penis in to make sure it is still alive.

Be sure to pre-order my latest T-shirt design concepts that read “PUTIN IT YOUR MOUTH”, “Putin it in your Ass”, “Putin it your Pee Hole”…”Putin it in Your Family you incestuous fuck”….”Putin it in inanimate objects, they are the only thing that love me”….it’s a series and all proceeds go to me…..

Here are some stepLINKS…while I celebrate my failures and cry…

Kendall Jenner in a Hot Fitness Outfit
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Valerie Loureda in Green for St Patrick’s Day
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Famous Sibling Heating Up Only Fans!
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Ireland Baldwin Booty Dance
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Ella Ding and her Friend in Bikinis
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Two Guys Racing Through Traffic
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360 on a Wingsuit Ride
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Ukrainian Actress Killed in War
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The Cart Narcs Guy Did Dr Phil
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This Guy is Doing Good Work
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Instagram Models for St Patrick’s Day
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Olivia Culpo’s in a Bikini in the Snow Looking Amazing
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Frida Aasen in Lingerie for Keen Magazine
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Bella Thorne’s Paparazzi Bikini Pics
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Minature Cooking is Weird
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Texts to Catch Cheaters
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I don’t know how I feel about this Glass Slide
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Noiseless Props for Movies
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Meghan Markle Launches Podcast Series
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TBT – The Lady with No Genitals
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Strong Man!
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Chris Cuomo is Trying to Get 125 Million from CNN
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Is TenasheCLICK HERE

Hot Italian Pole Vaulter
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Nostalgic Photos
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Gym Fails
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Tom Hiddleston is Engaged
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Punjabi Conjoined Twins
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Girl is Not Having it at this Hot Girl Party
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Florence Pugh’s New Haircut and Skimpy Dress
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Baker Mayfield Has Requested a Trade, Browns Don’t Plan to Honor His Request
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Josephine Skriver in a Hot Swimsuit Campaign
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Pitbull Has Most Intense Dreams
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Ram Humiliated by Bucket
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Happy St Patrick’s Day from Treats!
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Deshaun Watson Reportedly Down to Two Teams
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Dog’s Reaction to Hearing Favorite Human’s Voice
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Taylor Hill Lets You Look Into her Bag
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Butcher Feeds Stray Cat
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Gronk Says “There’s a Very Good Chance” That He’ll Be Back in Tampa Next Season
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Support Madison Reed
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Bella Throne Big Girl Bikini of the Day
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hiking
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Kendall Jenner in a Dress
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Kim K in Leather Looking Leggings
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Natalie Portman in a Red Dress Looking Good…
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Tinashe Outside Jimmy Kimmel because She Sold her Soul
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Kelsea Ballerini Looking Hot – I’m a Fan
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Kristen Stewart in a Body Suit
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Debby Ryan on the Red Carpet
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Anne Hathaway in Pantyhose
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Avril Lavingne on the Streets
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Hot Bitch Melissa Roxburgh in a Tank Top
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Pia Mia Looking Hot in a Slutty Top
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Ria Ora’s Insane Outfit
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From stepSMUT!!

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Upskirt of Champions
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Russian Noob in the Sex Industry
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Vagina Inspection!
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Gallery of Hot Girls
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Stormy for Penthouse
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Nature Walk Pussy
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5 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Hot Big Milf Tits on the Dildo
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Butt Plug Upskirt
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NEVER ENOUGH PUSSY MEAT
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Girls with BOOTY
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Face Fuck
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Fingerers
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21 people having a shit day
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Slutty Outdoor Fuck
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Big Tits in Sheer Top
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Hottest Bitch on a Hike
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Hot Blanket Fucker
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Riding the Dildo
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100 Naked WOmen by Nadia Lee Cohen
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Outdoor Dildo Break
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Crackhead Shit
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Big Ass Spreader
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No Time for CoNDOMs
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Long Labia Lovers
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Myla Naked by the Window
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Pretty Wet
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Possible CUCK Moment
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Lexi Lowe Big Tits
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Leggings to Asshole Reveal
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That’s a Maybe for Me….if it’s From Her…
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Strong Arm Fitness Program You’ll Like
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She’s Aged
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Romance Re-Imagined
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2022

Mar

Bella Thorne Getting Ready for some Feeder Porn on St Patrick’s Day of the Day

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Here’s Bella Thorne in a green bikini….for St Patrick’s Day….since she’s a ginger….and likely photoshopped….

This rant is for THE PAPARAZZI BIKINI PICS that I don’t post because they sue….

Bella’s looking like a lot of the post pandemic people who have spent two years in sweat pants eating their boredom away…or maybe she looks like someone with coke bloat..all RETAINING water or some shit…..whatever it is that she looks like…it’s clearly not the look of someone who spends hours in the gym, or bothers watching what they eat, you know, because they did their time trying to live up to these unrealistic expectations of white men, with their weight and size requirements to be in their movies, those assholes…..it’s time to rebel…because you know…THICK BITCHES GET JUST AS MUCH LOVE ON OF….there are so many fat girls cashing in on this shit like they are skinny girls…I don’t get it but I am hoping Bella runs with the new thick because her generation don’t care if a bitch is fat…I mean they cut their dicks off and shit….they’ll fuck anything…mutant, genderless, into eating a lot on their pile of money…you get it…

As far as I’m concerned, she hasn’t proved her point, until she’s doing videos of her knocking dudes out with her belly….some THROW some flour to find the wet spot…real deal BBW fetish..because if you’re going to go big…GO BIG…this middle of the road doughy….the “I can lose it in 3 weeks of staration”…isn’t where we need to be….and I don’t even like fat chicks…I just get why a rich as fuck, involved in everything, uncancelable, earner in porn and mainstream, would get fat…it’s easy.

TO SEE HER BIKINI PAPARAZZI PICS OF THE UNPHOTOSHOPPED THICKNESS CLICK HERE

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2022

Mar

Nina Agdal Nude of the Day

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I have always been pretty nasty when it comes to cumming to Nina Agdal, but that’s just because she had a long torso, a long forehead and I felt her attitude or arrogance, even before she let Leo DiCaprio cum in her ass, was just that of a cunt. You know, someone who thought she was too hot to handle, thanks to being in Sports Illustrated swim, like that fucking matters in any circles anywhere, really….they cast fat chicks and she may have been the first retard…I’ll never know her chromosome count…

But I will say that she bloated up a while ago, realized she was turning 30, COVID hit, and boom, all of a sudden she got ripped again…muscle memory shit….or maybe she’s trying to keep her rich boyfriend pumped on her so he doesn’t get new younger pussy…who cares.

I will say, she did good when she decided to do this faceless, weird back-lit nude, like she’s some kind of artist with her selfie porn, a little over the top for selfie porn sure….and definitely very offensive because she dropped a NIPPLE BUTTERFLY instead of showing the actual nipple, FREE THE NIPPLE….

I give credit where credit is due, and that’s a hot looking body, perfect for more nudes…and that’s saying something…just nothing very important….I mean who needs my nonsense commentary with a nude…just look at the nude..

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2022

Mar

Kate Beckinsale Fitness of the Day

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I don’t know if this is really the key to Kate Beckinsale’s not aging, I’m more into thinking she’s got VAMPIRE blood in her and is some kind of baby eating reptilian who just hasn’t allowed her skin suit to age the way the other reptilian skin suits age, because of vanity….

But she is doing some sit ups while hanging upside down in some fitness gear and there’s clearly a fetish in this somewhere…maybe a fitness fetish, a MONKEY BAR FETISH, which I can’t imagine ever being a good fetish to have unless you work at Disney…maybe it’s on a BDSM level of “REACH FOR IT BITCH”…or maybe you’re just into Kate Beckinsale, the fact she’s still hot in her 40s, a mom of a full grown pussy of its own…and jerking off to all the young dick she has fucked excites you.

I just remembered she was one of the celebrities that Pete Davidson’s illuminati handlers pretended he dated when building his profile as a “legit” celebrity despite being zero fucking funny….clearly an owned puppet….but I will assume his dick was in Beckinsale before it was in a Kardashian as part of their marketing their new DISNEY show….

Suspicious stories….and not just because his dad “died” in 9/11…..but that’s part of it….

When you know everything is run by an evil group, it’s hard to buy into any of this being organic or not evil.

I am definitely taking sides with Kanye, who is clearly some mind controlled idiot too, probably a satanist pretending to be a Christian, but I did watch his documentary and he is a legit genius, his mom was a very supportive mom, and I have a feeling they took her away, so they could have him all for themselves….but I also think the Kardashians are demons designed to destroy society….which they are…so anything calling out those horrible people, especially from an insider who has kids with them, is probably worth listening to….even if it’s all part of their shitty marketing campaigns…

I went on a bit of a tangent here, the point of the story was “check out old bitch Kate Beckinsale doing upside down ab work that could inspire you to think she may be able to suck her own dick” like it was Pete Davidsons…you like that…right.

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2022

Mar

Jordyn Jones Careless Driving of the Day

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Here’s one of those idiotic moments caught on tape because these young idiots need to document everything they do so that they know it happened, or so they can brag about how it happened, so they end up doing totally illegal shit on tape, thinking they can’t get arrested for things like robbing, raping, or driving fast on the freeway in a super car….street racing some other super car….because you are rich from selling panty pics on instagram, the lowkey porn site…..or because the people you associate with are rich from the internet…because if I’ve learned anything about social media…it’s rewarded a lot of dumb people with huge amounts of money….basically money obsolete to a generation of idiots…who don’t actually work….they’ve gamed the system, which is kind of amazing, because when you hear them speak they are so fucking dumb….but like I always say, if you’ve got tits and a following, or just tits, and you aren’t a millionaire, you’ve done fucked up hard…like you almost have to TRY to not be a millionaire when you’ve got tits…kinda like how I actively try to fail…I wonder why that is….why win, when you can lose, not that racing a lambo looking vehicle on the freeway is my idea of winning, it’s actually up there with the cheesiest thing to do with money…I prefer trucks.

Anyway, the reality star dancer, who feels like dancing, thanks to being sold to the industry as a child, has a great dancing ass, and the stamina to ride dick with rhythm and good times….

I find dancing idiotic, but I do think fucking a dancer is something you should all do once, because their passion and artistry can work wonders on you face or your dick, even a small and uneventful dick…Dance Dance.

All this to say, maybe your fetish is bad women drivers driving fast, life on the line shit, because looking death in the face on the road makes you cum….there’s a movie about it, so it must be a fetish…and here it is for you to jerk off to….

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2022

Mar

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I typically like to be the asshole posing behind the thong, not in the thong, that’s queer, but behind it….

Unfortunately for you, the asshole behind the thong today is an actual asshole, which is arguably the window or gateway to the woman’s soul, or maybe more of a blackhole sucking in all the life around it like some sort of anti-matter project being executed by the creepy satanists in Switzerland who are trying to recreate a black hole here on earth…GREAT IDEA TEAM….like an asshole, it may SUCK us all in, but I guess deal with that when it happens, why worry about things we can’t control….even though we can control them….by NOT playing with shit like that.

Anyway, the thong, a marvel of innovation, not really, but when trying to make the pantyline less offensive, while still giving the pussy something to drip in and soak, instead of the pants or socks…dripping down the leg…that’s less a marvel in design, I’m sure there have been bitches cutting their mom panties into thongs since the dawn of time, thanks to their innate ability to sew, you know cuz they’re women….so more a marvel in marketing….”GRANNY PANTY BAD, THONG GOOD”….all it took to create a billion dollar product category thanks to the female hive mind.

The flaw, which is the win, or the opportunity, is that assholes are TOO big, too round to contain and you can see them through the thong part of the thong, making it a great way for girls to show off their assholes as they do…it’s a generation of selfie porn…so assholes are a key HOLE needed for that.

Here are some assholes behind thongs.

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2022

Mar

Caylee Cowan Bikini of the Day

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Caylee Cowan was some big titty LA rat who was being passed around by old rich guys for a while, only to end up with Casey Affleck once she was broken down enough to rebuild, and the good news is that whatever Casey did to her has done pretty good to her overall look.

She always had big tits and a dream, but was not properly executing the hustle.. she was fat, dumpy, a bit of a disaster on social media…since I don’t know these people personally, that’s all I can go by…..not that I care…I’m only there for the tits….

But I figure when you are raised in this generation of everyone being famous, you sacrifice a lot of your soul to get there, it’s more competitive than ever…

Ladder climbing young whores with tits have existed forever, but now we get to watch their journey unfold before our vary eyes….

Luckily for her there’s always an old rich connected guy willing to give some hand outs, probably for a cost, disguised as a relationship…to help open those doors they need opened….taken under their controlling wing…..because all these people have real GOOD intentions…RIGHT.

But yeah, she’s looking fit, still has the tits, the ass looks like it’d be a solid alternative to a COVID mask, and I guess everyone wins…except maybe her soul…but who needs one of those when you can have TROPICAL adventures paid for!

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2022

Mar

Christa B Allen Topless of the Day

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Christa B Allen is an unimpressive actress who was on some show called REVENGE, but luckily for her, she was clever enough to do the whole “I am an empowered feminist, therefore I get naked on the instagram, because FREE THE NIPPLE, to fight the PATRIARCHY” bullshit that is really a “oh, tits get me views, which will get me acting jobs, since my acting to dat has got no views”.

So I guess that makes her more impressive, never turn you back on a bottom feeder willing to get naked on the internet…we need them.

I don’t know when she started looking like KYLIE JENNER but it’s apparently a “look”…..an unfortunate look….but they all have ut…because they all want to be confused for trannies, or they all want to look the same….all part of the collapse I guess…

But hey, she gets naked!

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2022

Mar

Lottie Moss Nudes of the Day

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Lottie Moss is naked in this series of emotionless selfies…

I assume it is for her ONLY FANS which probably makes her more money than the brand deals she’s no longer getting because she does ONLY FANS….I guess having the same last name as Kate Moss only goes so far…

This nude selfie for the fans, that I guess people pay for, which is fucking nuts to me, but I’m old school and like free porn and think anyone paying for porn since the early 2000s is fucking nuts….and even in the early 2000s I wasn’t paying for porn but it was more reasonable to get rooked in…but I guess the whole scam on ONLY FANS is to rook simp dudes who are such cuck pussies that they want to support the girls they find hot like they are some kind of hero…when these bitches don’t give a fuck about them…they are in it for the bottom line, not the individual dude paying 200 dollars to sex with a dude in INDIA pretending to be LOTTIE MOSS….they LAUGH at their fans…I KNOW IT….

Anyway, the creative direction on this needs some work, it’s got the BEFORE PICTURES of a workout regime, you know to ocument her progress before diving into the KETO DIET….and maybe she figured that she can throw these up for the perverts who want to see her hot fatty outer lips…COINSLOT MOMMA…two birds with one stone….or maybe, when your sister is Kate Moss, you don’t have to bother trying with the nudes, being nude is enough….which is too bad….because I like props!

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