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2022

25

Apr

Hailey Bieber Wet Bikini of the Day

A lot of people don’t find Hailey Beiber hot, they think she’s a hard jawed, masculine looking money grubber, wallet fucker, Beiber Groupie who climbed the ranks of NUMBER 1 FAN because she actually secured him into marrying him, one of those Amber Heard situations where rich people can still be manipulative cunts to suck dudes into their trap via their cunts….but I guess you could argue that Bieber is a piece of shit bratty rich kid with too big of an ego who figured it’s better to recruit a groupie into his WIFE role, rather than marry a celeb like Selena Gomez, who has her own ego, business, celebrity, arguably as big as Biebers….the power dynamic just won’t work…..so if you get a groupie in, one who had his poster on her pre-teen bedroom wall….you can have a happier life….so I guess Bieber may have groomed her, there are roomers he popped her cherry but who cares.

She’s in a bikini, being rich, wt and her body looks good, so the hard Bieber Doppelganger face doesn’t really bother me, but maybe I find harder, masculine faces hot….does that make me gay, I mean having a blog’s pretty fucking gay….how could I not be gay…right….I should run with being gay, then people won’t ever cancel me, but rather invite me to all their parties being part of their community gives you the ability to be as sassy, vulgar as you want….something to think about.

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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin Bieber|Hailey Bieber

2022

25

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Most people have COVID fatigue, they’re either triple vaccinated and ready for their fourth, while rocking 5 mask, coming off their 5th covid bout or they are double vaccinated and didn’t get the third, because 3 shots for a weirdly hyped virus seems a little crazy in a 12 month period, opening up some “maybe pharma are money grubbers who don’t care about our health”….because OBVIOUSLY, THEIR BUSINESS RELIES ON YOU BEING SICK…

Maybe people think the whole virtue signaling we get in Canada of “do the right thing” which means nothing, it’s just meaningless words like “interesting”, just catch phrases to trick people into the cult.

Or maybe you’re a pure blood, not vaccinated, paranoid fuck who knows that you can’t trust the media, business, or anyone when it comes to basically anything, and those around you who did trust experimental medicine seem crazy to you!

Well, there’s a new fake study that came out that paves the way for a viral headline people are publishing about “unvaccinated people are dangerous to vaccinated people” based on some math equation not a real study, but run with it, to further divide and create more hysteria around this nonsense….maybe set it up next to the CHINESE lockdown propaganda to really drive the point home about sub variant 11 of bullshit…

So when I see that this shit is still dragging on, I know that there is going to be another attack on the heathen unvaccinated, and these nurses who are still getting naked online did the right thing, because things move fast and they’ve turned their backs on them before, so they’ll do it again.

That’s not to say these are all unvaccinated nurses, but they did fire a lot of unvaccinated nurses and that was fucking crazy, but luckily there were other revenue stream options.

It’s entrepreneurial or sex addict nurses who like being jerked off to, which can b monetized in ways far greater than nursing…..and you still get that bed side manner of helping fucking losers or sick people get through the day. It’s a win for all..turn all professions into sex work for FEMINISM, that’ll show the patriarchy and make them take you seriously and you beg for subscribers from men.

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Posted in:NURSES

2022

25

Apr

Nicole Scherzinger Bikinis of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger’s in her 40s, in a bikini, and she still looks a little too built to not be a man to me, but I guess now that transgenderism is so popular, all the celebs I assumed were trans, from Nicole Scherzinger to Megan Fox to Amber Heard…..would come out of the trans basement bunker they keep their dick and hormones in….to celebrate all the colors of the rainbow because they are so fabulous…..

Trans or not, we’d all still rub what used to be her balls on our faces and pretend the SCROT is pussy lip…because it’s Nicole Scherzinger…the pussy cat doll, who put the word pussy in her band name, because she wanted one so bad….and finally was able to get ALL the pussies, interchangeable pussies depending on her mood, SNAP ON pussy to fit her needs and wants….like the HUMAN fleshlight store…some days she may even use the ANUS insert where the pussy hole is….you know DOUBLE THE ANAL fun….

But trans or not, her hard body creeps me out, it’s a little too hard like it’s made out of plastic or silicone, on some sex toy kick, which I guess is possible based on my rant about her pussy inserts in the above paragraph.

The point is, she looks hot in this unknown bikini shoot, all tanned and fit and hot bodied, which I guess is what you’d want from a 40 year old…

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2022

25

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Breast feeding empowerment is one of the dumbest “Woke” agendas that takes place on the internet.

Not because I don’t think women should be pulling out their tits anywhere they go because they crave male attention after de-sexualizing themselves with childbirth, you know a girl needs to feel desirable sometimes…and titty exhibitionism is the way to do it and if you want to do it without feeling like a slut…you gotta have a valid reason for it like FEEDING CHILD…

Breast feeding empowerment is one of the dumbest “Woke” agendas that takes place on the internet….because no one’s ever been mad, at least not a dude, at a chick for pulling her tit out in public, and if they are, it’s due to being closet case homos…

You know, feeding the child is a god given right, even to those who don’t believe in god, but instead reproduce for selfish, narcissistic reasons, or because they’ve had one too many abortions…and you can jerk off to it, through your sweatpants, in public, when it’s happening in front of you.

Right?

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Posted in:Lactating

2022

25

Apr

Elsa Hosk Ass Up of the Day

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Cameron Hammond is a pretty successful photographer who travels around the world taking pictures of amazing models in amazing settings, you know, that whole bikini photoshoot thing is still lucrative despite every bitch taking bikini selfies all day.

We’ve been following his work lazily for many years now, he’s basically an instagram sensation, and any time his wife / manager is lovely when she has emailed us to take down the pictures we’ve posted under what we call “FAIR USE” since you’re here for my incredible colorful writing about terrible things and not for the pictures, but that the people who took the pictures call THEFT…of copyright.

Most people don’t see the value of having their work promoted on blogs, since blogs are an outdated technology no one gives a fuck about, and instead want to get paid, even though we don’t have money. They send lawyers letters and are pure cunts about it, where the Hammonds are like “these pics aren’t public yet, please take them down until they are public”…and that’s the winning attitude.

So today, I post his pictures of Elsa Hosk, who I think is the hottest bikini model out there, despite having blown out her cunt with a baby in recent months / years, she’s still fucking banging and as a stepfather, you’d think I’d be into MILFs, it’s par for the course but I’m a self hating stepfather disgusted by child birth, so when you make it through that horrible, seemingly alien and unnatural process, that I guess is so natural it feels fake, child birth….and come out the other end with an ass you want to reverse birth yourself into head first….it’s a fucking win.

This is a campaign for a bikini company, Elsa Hosk is fucking hot, and the photographer Cameron Hammond and his wife aren’t cunts. That’s the conclusion of this post.

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2022

25

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFS, the nurturing, motherly, maternal, matriarchal, pussy you can literally lose yourself in because it’s had a watermeleon pass through it at least once, doing things that I personally find offensive from a motherly, child bearing, maternal, matriarchal pussy, because I am a firm believer life ends when you have a kid, no time to rock the pussy or cum your way through it, those days are done old timer, you chose a different path…maybe when the kids go off to college, or when they are off at summer camp, or with their dad for the weekend can you venture out for a 3 am fuck from a younger dude who’s in it for the lessons their wise, experienced pussies can bring….but even then, that behavior shouldn’t be documented, but rather more of a slip up or drunken mistake when things got out of hand and she forgot she was a mom for a minute….

But I guess this is a new era where mom slutty behavior is empowered and celebrated, not something shameful, naughty or disrespectful to the title of MOM..

I actually don’t care if babies are involved in the making of these nudes, just as long as the nudes happen, we’re good.

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2022

25

Apr

Short Shorts Ass and Other Videos of the Day

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Titty Poke

Milkies Trend!

Big Back

Quite the Outfit

Hot Gym Body

Hot Dance

Hot White Outfit

Subtle Booty Jiggle

Titties!

Underwear Mirror Dance

Squat Dance

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

25

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder how many trans ladies are having fucked up menstrual cycles due to vaccine? Or just in general…

I saw a meme about how many trans people die during child birth and I got to thinking, trans people are probably so fucking nutty from the lady hormones that they actually believe they have PMS…or are in constant state of menopause….and that must be pretty fucking abusive to yourself, when you can just wear the panties and the dresses without the crazy fucking hormones.

Ultimately, the world is going to end regardless of all this nonsnse, but we can’t control any of that, so instead of wondering about hot mental, crazy, insane, evil, angry, rude the people around us are, we should focus on better things, like celebrity titty…..before celeb titty is no more…..because at the rate of how shit Hollywood is….and how trash social media is…..there will be a time no one bothers abusing their brains with their propaganda…but until then, tits.

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What Lila Moss Keeps in her Bag
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OnlyFans Star and Man City Fan Elle Brooke Meets Liverpool Legend
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Lucy Posing Nude
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T.J. Watt’s Fiancee Dani Rhoades is a “Bride in Training” as Her Bachelorette Event Gets Underway
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Debbie St Pierre Rocks a Crop Top
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Commanders pay their respects to Dwayne Haskins at vigil held at former QB’s high school
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Hot Titty Vintage Style Nudes
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Everything Streaming Shows
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Father Isn’t Happy When The Gender Reveals He’s Having A Girl….
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Guy Test Driving A Ferrari Almost Crashes!
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Funny Demonstration Of How Washers Work!
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Chemical That Makes It Look Like The Hand’s Getting Cut!
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Another Timberwolves Playoff Game Was Interrupted by a Protester
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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2022

22

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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You gotta wonder about the ad agency that put together any commercial of two people chatting on ZOOM, if that doesn’t give you anxiety to watch, even if you’re a non zoomer like me, I don’t know what will. We don’t need to watch people on a TV screen zomming each other ….ever…we don’t even like zooming in the first place, no one likes zooming and TV is a good place to pretend the technology isn’t coming to eat our souls..but instead they make us watch the TV version of it. Terrible.

TECHNOLOGY IS EVIL! You don’t need to get META with it. I’m just trying to watch the Opry on Nashville’s own Circle TV people, keep the ads of people on ZOOM out of my damn face….out of your motherfucking mouth…..which is why I fear the internet the fucking internet that shit is going to KILL us all….if it hasn’t already.

It was a better life, even if it was still a shit life…..back when we had NONE of this technology shit connecting us to all the bullshit all day everyday…and they keep getting crazier and crazier with it….

When the internet was anonymous and hilarious and a great place to jerk off without knowing your camera was recording you and listening to your every moan and tear….as they document your porn preferences to your bank balances and how many friends you have….you could find weird pockets of perverts, amateur porn producers, losers, weirdos, the social awkward, the support groups…the ravers and the nrds…and it was a good time….

But now, it’s just way more real than real life, and we should all be uncomfortable with that.

So get off the internet, but first some stepLINKS….

Madison Pettis is Crochet Bikini top!
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Katherine McPhee Sheer Wet Outfit
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The Paulina Gretzky and Dustin Johnson Wedding is Going Down this Weekend and the Festivities Have Already Started
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Keirnan. Shipka Selfies the Cleavage
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Kesha in a Silk Dress
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Skimask Girl from Instagram Sized Up
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The Cavinder Twins are Heading to Miami U
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Pittsburgh Steelers’ Najee Harris and Pat Freiermuth accompany Britt Baker to the ring during
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20 Bad Ass Quotes from Boxers
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K-Fed Flips Out on Britney Over Accusation
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The Story of a Man Who Drew His Own Money
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Car Crashes int Truck
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Fight Pranking her Mom
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Brandy Gordon is Nude at Home
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Sarah Cheek Brings the Bikini Selfie
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They’ve Named a Bug Aftr Taylor Swift
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Some Skills, Some Talents
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People who Got Lucky
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Goose Attack
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Shop Stella Hudgen’s Wish List
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Lingerie Model in the Gym
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Cam Newton Addresses His Comments on Women, Says It Was Taken Out of Context
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Banjo Playing for a Fox
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Man in Romper in NYC
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Trampoline Fail
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Near Nude Shoot with Model Veronica
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Nic Cage Would Not Fight His Clone
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Invisible Magician
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Hilarious Fake ‘Cucumber’ Prank In Public!
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Tina Hoffmann in her Underwear
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Megan Fox Gets Stoned
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Restaurant Veg vs Home Cooked Veg
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Who Bought Your Coachella Ticket
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Baseball Brawl
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Compilation of Reunited Moments
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Sweet Dreams!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Joy Corrigan and her Sister in Bikinis
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Amelia Grey Hamlin Scary Looking But Has Tits
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Gal Gadot in a Photoshoot
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Natasha Lyonne is So Much Trash
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Talia Storm’s Stripper Clothings
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Noah Cyrus Titty on Kimmel
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Nora Arnezeder Worth a Fuck
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Emma Brooks Bra Top
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Greer Grammer in a Short Skirt
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Irina Shayk Still Hot
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Futuristic Road Head
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Girl POV
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Lotion on the Tits
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31 Days that are Shitty
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What the Fuck Was That
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Wine Sluts
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Juicing the Pussy
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Crackhead Shit
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Titty Drop!
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Slutty Selfies
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ASSHOLE WINKS
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Fighting Fridays
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Little Titty Hotty
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Big Ass on a Dildo
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BIG TITTY FLASHER
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Looking for her Watch
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Nadine’s 90s Shoot
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Tattoo Girls
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Codi VORE Giant Tits
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Massive Dildo
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MISFIT MEMES
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Veronica Pussy Spreader
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Second Thoughts on the Casting Couch
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Dildo in the ASs
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Locked Up Pussy
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Hot Titty Fuck
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Romancing the Vagina
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Four Eyes and her Butt Plug
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Normal Sex Tape
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Long Hair Pussy Flasher
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Nugget Warzone
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2022

22

Apr

Sydney Sweeney Bikini of the Day

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When an entire series is based on one actress pulling her tit out, I’m talking about Euphoria, that use Sydney Sweeneys as fodder to get views every fucking chance they get, because the show’s ripped off from Israel, and the writer’s some pansy ass rich kid with an industry dad who is about as in touch with real life as doing his research for the show on Reddit, IG, Pornhub and Tumblr…..pretty fucking lame and I can’t sit through it, even for the Sydney Sweeney tits…

But yeah, when the tits carry the fucking show, seeing them in a bikini top is a giant who the fuck cares, but I guess one could argue that even if they were topless, who the fuck cares…they’re just the biggest tits in Hollywood and Hollywood is dead…so hold onto the clickbait since we’re all just a bunch of bottom feeders, some are just better at it than others…while some of us just want to bottom feed of Sweeney bottom…..you know, cuz she’s it-girl tits..TIT-Girl the IT-GIRL…she should hire me to run her marketing team..

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