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2022

15

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I think one of the silliest lies that is pushed around in Hollywood by the people in Hollywood, so you know that it is propaganda, assuming you’re not one of the NPCs who can be easily programmed because you’re locked into the HIVE MIND that controls about 80 percent of the population……the HIVE MIND that makes pop songs hits, that makes blockbuster movies hits, that make celebrities and influencers, that make instagram brands billion dollar brands…that turn regular girls into ONLYFANS sex workers…you know THE HIVE MIND controlled by the AI and sophisticated psychological warfare…

But yeah, one of the biggest lies that these Hollywood types tell people is that they are “Artists”….

Money grubbers, whores, bottom feeders, narcissists, satanists sure….but ARTISTS…that’s a fucking stretch….

You cannot, under any circumstance have art dictated by politics, which is essentially what Hollywood is…sure you can have art about politics, but not art created in a political framework..which is what they do in Hollywood with all the woke, PC, inclusivity, GET VACCINATED, UKRAINE shit…..

More importantly, Hollywood is a big business based on profitability, so every decision made is one of finance not artistry, and if you’re working within a corporate structure, performing tasks for the corporate interest, all to make for profits….you’re no longer an artist, but a cog in the marketing arm of the corporation…

So when these assholes tell you “as an artist”….you can tell them to suck your fucking dick, they are liars….they are evil….they are manipulating you….always remember that…..ART IS DEAD….and these people are fucking monsters trying to ruin humanity…

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Hot Chicks who Fish
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Aaron Rodgers to Make 200 Milllion in 2 Years….DAMN
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Kourtney kardashian’s BOOTY in a Thong
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World’s Hottest Real Estate Agent
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The World is Imploding when they do a Re-Do of Swimming with Sharks…which is ALREADY A Movie…
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Politicians Who Forgot their Mics were On
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Wedding Prank
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3 Year Old Takes Bus at 3 Am for a Slushie…What the Fuck
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Massive Anaconda
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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2022

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some times you have to remind yourself that you live in a society of medicated half retards who think that Forrest Gump is either a documentary or at least a biopic on a real person…..or that the Kanye, Kim and Pete Davidson thing is a real narrative and not manufactured drama to keep shit relevant…there’s a long list of examples of the retardation…but if the Kanye thing is real, an he’s not a satanic puppet destroyed by those witches, and the evil industry he’s won at…..he’s the fucking man for exposing these garbage humans….but I have a hard time buying into it…

We’re not an impressive bunch…which is probably a good thing becasue the dumber and dumber you get, the hornier and hornier we get, don’t believe, me volunteer at swim day for the mentally handicapped…. and that horniness provides a solid amount of content to keep us entertained while we waste our lives and wait to die…

There is a reason TikTok works so well, it’s basically a reminder that the end is near…but THERE ARE TITS ON IT….so why the fuck are you on this site when you can just scroll social media sleaze….

Oh right, you’re not….

Rita Ora – No Panties at the Critic’s Choce Awards
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Kristin Cavallari’s Bikini in Mexico
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Demi Rose in a Bikini
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Megan Fox in a Very Skimpy Sports Bra
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The Kim/Ye/Skete texts are so manufactured
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Former Gymnast Courtney August Has Found Her Calling
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Elisie Hewitt Sushi Babe
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The Men of the Critic’s Choice Awards
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Miley’s Boyfrind in his Underwear and snifing his Fingers….
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Confessions of a Forever Alone Woman
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Street View of 11 of the Most Dangerous Places in America
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Terrible Parking
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Woman Joins Street Musician and Kills it….Impressive…
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Crazy Soccer Moments Caught on Tape
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Lily Mo Sheen Stars Alongside Nic Cage
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Paige Van Zant Gets Wet with her Friend
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Kara Del Toro Eats Cherries in Lingerie
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Insane Backward Runner Running Down Stairs
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Emotional Sports Moments
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Funny Slap Prank
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The Hardest Dive Ever….
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Heidi Klum’s Still Got a Crazy Bod
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Scarlett Bordeaux is Ready to Teach You a Lesson
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Angry Bird is Armed
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Hacker vs Scammer
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Over taking a Truck Fail
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Drake’s Crazy House
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Elle Fanning Glam in the Public Bathroom
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Gisele Comments on Brady’s Return to Football
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Cat Causes Damage
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Smashing Expensive Bong Prank
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Comedian Has a Meltdown when No One Laughs at his Jokes
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Addison Rae is a busty Biker Chick
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Two Hot Models in bed
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Hot Tennis Babe in Bikini
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Round Booty
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Tom Brady’s Ex Bridget Moynahan is Happy He Decided to Call Off His Retirement
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Kaitlyn Dever in a Hot Dress for the Critic Choice Awards
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Simone Ashley in VOgue
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Camilla Forchhammer Christensen Photoshoot
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Sydney Sweeney in Teen Vogue
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Eiza Gonzalez at an Event
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Emilia Jones at an Event
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Emma Watson Red Carpet
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Florence Pugh Strong Legs
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Ella Purnell on the Red Carpet
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Katharine McPhee for the Paparazzi in a tight shirt
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Kristen Stewart on the Red Carpet
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Kiernan Shipka in Jeans…
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Zoey Deutch Cleavage
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Lily James Dressed Wild
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Lea Seydoux Cleavage
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Lady Gaga at the Critic’s Choice Awards
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The Worst Male Orgasms Ever
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PHAT ASS WHITE GIRL
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College Girls
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Clear Dildo Riding
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Girl on Girl
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Patriotic Babes
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Tail Butt Plugs and Friends…
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Hot Reddit Amateur Anna Valentia
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Creamy
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Babes at the Pool
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Multi-Colored Dildo
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Claire is Naked on a Bridge
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Hottie Taking the Shorts Off
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Ass Spreading
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Tinder Sex Tape
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What’s this all about
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Girl’s Creampie Sex Tape
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2022

14

Mar

Britney Spears Breastfeeding Erotica of the Day

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Britney Spears posted a tit pic with an AMAZING caption that I can’t really add to, because this is exactly the kind of reading I like, which means it is the kind of writing I like….stream of consciousness about her big milky tits exploding when breast feeding, filling all the bottles in the house, the kind of HGH factory I’d dip into, despite my earlier MILKY TIT MONDAY post, which we do weekly, because milk filled tits are a fetish to a starving guy, a lonely guy, a guy with an overbearing mother who he will never forgive for taking him off the tit at 12…..but typically not me….I do it for the weirdness of it all…but this Britney Milk tit rant is wonderful….and creepy….thanks to her being a victim of a satanic music industry that she calls out on the regular in her weird coded messages…point being WONDERFUL work Britney.

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2022

14

Mar

J.Lo Almost Pussy Flash on The Toilet of the Day

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I heard a story that J.Lo was a Puerto Rican transgender who made her way in America as a popstar because the music industry is satanic and being satanic means inverting the truth, so inverting genders on people who have no idea they’ve inverted the genders on us, but on a biological level confuses us because in our soul we know something is off, but can’t place it…

I never trust the origin story of any of these celebrities, especially the top of the chart celebs, since they are the most handled, manipulated, mind controlled, altered from their original state…

But if she is born with penis, she’s doing a great job tucking it in this erotic lick the toilet like you’re in a ROCCO movie, or was it the other porn dude who ended up getting HIV from trannies…what the fuck was his name….NACHO VIDAL….whoever it was who used to slam porn chicks into the toilet….it was a time when porn wasn’t that disturbing so seeing it was pretty fucking vile…but anyway……

Point being, if she cut off her dick, or has a natural born pussy, she’s barely covering it, which could be exciting for you if you don’t think about how old she is, how her hormones are likely more manly that womanly with the whole menopause pussy you can’t get pregnant, when J.Lo is probably the kind of pussy you’d want to get pregnant…K-Fed style…..

That clown-like make-up makes her look like it is a RUPAUL DRAG RACE SHOW….or just over compensating for being a billionaire pop icon who gets 10% off at the drug store because she’s ELDERLY….since all these old ladies with their filters, fillers, make-up and photoshop look like they are on RUPAUL DRAG RACE too….it’s a look, ask the Kardashians….

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2022

14

Mar

Stella Hudgens Bathtub of the Day

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In the event you didn’t know, Vanessa Hudgen’s sister, I almost wrote daughter, but sister, unless she was diddled by a Hollywood exec at a young age and got knocked up, had a secret pregnancy, I don’t know the age difference on the two, I just know that this one has gone rogue in some ways, because once you go sex worker, you’re always a sex worker….since showing your body comes with a price….a price a lot of people are willing to pay after hearing all the success stories of some of these ladies making well over 1,000,000 dollars a month….I mean where else are you going to get paid top pose hot once every day or two…while your Indian Call Center bots sext these fans for higher tip payouts…it’s lazy man’s work, while feeding your ego, because knowing ppl will pay to see your tits will show everyone that you’ve got almost as much worth as your famous sister who probably makes less than 1,000,000 a month….even though the OF millions is only because of who your sister is….who cares why….get out of the shadows of a celebrity and get naked!

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2022

14

Mar

Whitney Cummings Naked With Poor Dog of the Day

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Whitney Cummings disgusts me, but she was marketed as the hottest comedian around, which may not be saying much when the hottest pussy in comedy is Roseanne, Joan Rivers and Kevin Hart…….ohhhhhh

Being an average looking girl with a set of tits is probably all you needed to be back in the 90s when Cummings took her last name seriously making her chest the place for all the comedian’s cummings

Now, she’s rich, bored, but still has the tits, tits that I am sure many people would want since they are famous, but because they are famous, they tits she wants as many people to see, some world is her stage, or her instagram in her stage, but I’m over here waiting for her to fuck her microphone…..that you know she has to practice her comedy acts in the mirror, as these people do, since comedians are the most contrived, insecure, lame, unfunny people around…

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2022

14

Mar

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I don’t know if medical workers are still seen as heroes now that the whole covid thing has blown the fuck out, but there was a time when they were heroes, or played up as heroes, maybe to have them continue pushing the COVID narrative, loving being the center of attention…I don’t know….

Then there was a time when half of them were villains because they didn’t subscribe to getting an experimental gene therapy shot for a virus that they probably saw first hand, didn’t think was that big of a deal, survived the first year of it without needing a vaccine, so fuck that noise….so they had to find alternative revenue streams…so quickly forgotten and like all girls who want to make easy money, some started pulling out their cunts in erotic nurse themed shoots, so they could mooch off the hype of being a FRONTLINE HERO….you know guild the fans, make more money in a month than you do in a year….all while maximizing the new interest in nurses….making it a hot, disease covered fetish…

One could argue that nurses were always the sex workers of the healthcare field, you know there to break the homes of doctors so that they can live that good life….there’s a lot of down time between surgeries and there are beds for them to use when they are on call…which is a great place to get your fuck on while the wife and kids are at home..”I AM ON CALL TONIGHT HONEY…..”….

I do know that the COVID narrative is finally collapsing, the shots change your DNA, the PCR tests don’t work, the VACCINES don’t work, it was all a fucking lie…and throughout it all we’ve had the nurses…now made the slutty nurses which I guess is the ONLY positive from this whole COVID thing..

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2022

14

Mar

Milf Monday of the Day

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Funny enough, I watched the first 30 minutes or so of the Critic’s Choice awards and as it turns out Stifler’s mom won a Critic’s choice award thanks to WHITE LOTUS, where she plays the rich and crazy lady with the monster tits, because she was given a second chance at this acting thing and was able to be more than Stifler’s mom, but I will say her legacy as Stifler’s mom is an important one, at least to the 40+ year olds who watched American Pie as the revolutionary comedy it was at the time, because it brought the concept of MILF to full fucking light, no one was calling them MILFs before that movie….we called them YUMMY MUMMIES….since hot moms with kids existed forever…and it was always important to acknowledge they were moms as a buffer if they weren’t all that hot…you know “Hot for a mom”….but also as a way to say “Hot despite being a mom”….they are two different things and both come with better sex, because even the hot moms think their baggage is enough to make them less hot, and rarely is there a mom 100 percent confident in her pussy, sure a lot don’t care, but a lot also think “will I grip this micro dick hard enough after passing a child”….since they fuck micro dicks thanks to those feelings of carrying baggage around…

The point is…MILFS can be hot, but they can definitely be slutty…and here are some MILFS speaking to the mommy issues out there who are turned on by the fact that they are misbehaving despite having kids..”WHY YOU NAKED, DON’T YOU HAVE HOMEWORK TO DO, SOCCER PRACTICE TO DRIVE TO”….which I guess is a big part of the allure of the MILF….being bad when they should be good…I don’t fucking know….all vagina is worth fucking, even when it’s not!

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2022

14

Mar

Elle Fanning Bra of the Day

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Elle Fanning is out here doing what looks like a boudoir shoot from the county fair that your fat aunt got to wrap herself in a boa and some lingerie to try to make your uncle fuck her like she wasn’t 400 pounds again…

I guess when you put on your 2000 dollar Gucci Bra, you have a responsibility to selfie it, in this era of NO BRA, so if I put one on, it’s a fucking event, not that anyone is really impressed that some celebrity is wearing a designer bra, unlike the sluts of INSTAGRAM with the SUGAR daddies, these bitches get this shit for free.

I do like the Cowboy Hat, taps into my old west brothel fantasy, but I don’t really understand where the NIPPLES are in all this and that disturbs me….sure she’s got small tits, we don’t discriminate against that, but if you’re going to wear some sheer looking bra, fucking deliver man…I guess when you’re famous you don’t have to go all the way, but clearly they have to go some of the way, seeing as a top actress doing a slutty selfie for social media as part of her marketing strategy, is some serious BOTTOM FEEDING, and soon, they’ll literally be feeding their bottoms for the views and follows so that they get cast instead of a tiktok dancer…what a world..

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2022

14

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I have never drank breast milk and that doesn’t upset me….even though I look at all these milky boob mondays and can’t visualize or imagine what they taste like…I guess I’m not on that body builder kick buying breast milk off the black market for the HGH, but I guess I could be if I really wanted to….

But the truth is, I don’t think the whole MILKY TIT thing is an amazing fetish, I guess swollen tits doing what they were designed to do, in order to keep our species alive is fine and all, but not really something I need to jerk off to…or even use to get in the mood, it’s a little too biological..

I am all for breast feeding, I worked in a drug store that sold baby formula and I would question every mother who bought that shit, because I was like “just give em your tit”….this was 25 years ago or more and even then Formula freaked me the fuck out…..

I definitely don’t have anything against ladies pulling out their tits for any reason, especially in public, I am not grossed out by it and I don’t believe any of the stories of women who have been shamed in their breast feeding, since we all love tits…and it’s basically human fucking nature to breast feed….which may end when they start making babies in labs not wombs, it’s all part of the plan and thanks to these COVID shots, we may have a totally infertile generation….which means NO BREAST feeding…so take it the fuck in….because it will be a FETISH one day and this is the historical archive of that.

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