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2022

11

Mar

Jojo Bodysuit of the Day

Here’s some Jojo looking like she’s having a mental breakdown, which may excite those of you who are single, lonely and never exposed to the crazy that women have deep in their souls, burning brightly always ready to explode at any given moment….you know being yelled by a bitch, means she cares…something jerking off to porn doesn’t really offer you…that REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE….

I am not into crazy eyes, girls raging or crying. The whole mental health being normalized thing is fucking annoying to me, the oversharing also annoying, I prefer the bottle it up and keep it to your damn self…..but at least she’s doing it in a body suit…..

I am not even interested in finding out what the tits are saying in this clip, the human trafficked, or at least the sold to the industry as a child, which rarely ends well has been back back for a few years trying to be relevant…and when she was away, she grew some tits…and those tits will help make all her dreams come true….if she just LIGHTENS UP a bit….this energy is a little intense for me going into the weekend….it’s a reminder that all these motherfuckers are just broken, even if their tits look substantially not broken…

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2022

11

Mar

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Off Flashers are amazing. Seeing a clothed woman naked is likely the single most relevant or relatable thing for any man into women out there. We all have had the debates amongst ourselves, probably from a pretty young age, as to whether the hot girls we know, go to school with, work with, party with, are related to, look as good as they do in clothes naked…..or maybe they’re the sleeper type who look better naked than in clothes because they are modest…

I don’t know about you, but I’ve been in more than one situation where a sweater wearing bitch ends up naked in my presence only to have the craziest set of tits….where I’m like “where did those come from, don’t answer that, sit on my face”…

So it works both ways, which leaves to much unknown, too much to the imagination, and makes for a must needed MANDATORY On/Off law implemented by the CDC or WHO on a global level, cuz MOTHERFUCKERS don’t care if a bitch is vaccinated, we care about if she looks better or worse naked than CLOTHED…because clothing can be misleading….and we don’t need that kind of mystery in a lazy culture, of lazy people, sitting around waiting to be given what they fucking want.

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2022

11

Mar

Nicole Scherzinger Bolt Ons of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger’s not doing herself any favors in selling herself as a biological female with those silly bolt ons…

Her whole persona or career that I remember because I am older than she is, and remember the Pussycat Dolls appropriating Burlesque from the fat girls with bad tattoos and bangs who thought they lived in the 50s….and making it more modern stripper….

Her entire existence, I thought her vibe was deeply rooted in Drag Queen-like behavior and with her hard features it only made sense to me that she was a man gaming us….NO PERIODS TO GET IN THE WAY OF THE LAP DANCES….only I prefer when the no periods are from extreme drug addiction and malnutrition not being born with a cock..BUT THAT IS JUST ME…

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2022

11

Mar

Taylor Hill’s Swim Campaign of the Day

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Taylor Hill is hot and all, but she’s really fucking boring. I get that she’s a high paid model and shit, but who fucking cares, even when she’s posing in these over produced photos for some swim campaign she’s thin, tall, hot bodied….but it’s like the brand paying her to be their model doesn’t realize there are 1000s of hotter chicks, many getting naked on the internet, that have made the second tier Victoria’s Secret models pretty obsolete….because if you’re not one of their top dogs, and Taylor Hill is not, it becomes a giant whatever…you know…because Eastern European girls are showing their assholes on the fucking internet….making me wonder why this brand even bothered with this shit….but it’s still a model in a bikini for old times I guess….

We must be in a pretty sexed up society to think a high paid “top” model is boring in her bikini shoot….because there are hotter girls out there showing their assholes…but that’s where we are at….

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2022

11

Mar

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets for all you “Hunter and Gatherers” out there….you know the outdoorsman…the man who believes in being totally self sufficient and capable of taking care of himself…maybe he’s a bit of a forager or a prepper..with acreage and and an off grid cabin…maybe he’s got everything he needs to ride out this apocalypse…except one thing…..a hot vixen to call his woman…since being a reclusive hermit in hiding is always made better with hot pussy….so seeing these girls entrapped in their fishnets…you know…hunting and gathering shit…..snare and net….

The point is, it is the most accessible lingerie….the Five and Dime lingerie all women should own and if they don’t…. they are just assholes who don’t want to give you things to jerk off to…and we can’t have any of that…

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2022

11

Mar

Dua Lipa’s Ass Shot of the Day

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Dua Lipa’s made her way to the arcade….I guess she’s trying to trigger dudes who were teens in the 80s to jerk off to her..that’s my only logical conclusion…unless arcade style video games are making a comeback before we are all fully integrated into the metaverse nightmare they are pushing on us….who cares…

We’ve got the TOP OF THE POP popstar who didn’t have to do top of the pops, but instead just needed to make music to go viral on TikTok, where real talent rises to the top…right…

She’s a “youtuber”…who I think was a refugee from Bosnia human trafficked and trained or programmed to be the popstar she’s become…but that’s probably just conspiracy..you know since the entertainment industry isn’t demonic, anti-christian, satanic, or perverted…

She is pretty hot, but maybe I’m just appreciating the sheer dress, because we’re in the era of why wear clothing at all….it seems like a huge obstacle to the nudes everyone wants to be taking…

If only your 80s pinball tournaments looked this good, you know optical illusion dresses with visible underwear…instead of a circle jerk that ended with a good old fashioned “CUM ON CRACKERS”…or “CUM ON TOAST”…depending on where you’re from….a game I know you all remember….maybe even still have the taste of in your mouth….the game where the guy with the most stamina, the most staying power, the least arousal from jerking off with the boys, gets punished…

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2022

11

Mar

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I don’t discriminate against panties, if anything I encourage women to wear them…..

Not because I think pussies and assholes are dirty and need to be concealed in a hyperbaric chamber until being unpeeled from their airtight seal for SEX TIME…

Not because I have anything against girls who don’t wear panties, especially when they are wearing skirts in my vicinity since some of my most favorite memories were at a night club that had a balcony level over the DJ booth that I’d look up to see the fan girls dancing and in any given night I’d see at least one fully exposed pussy, but usually I’d see about 20….girls didn’t wear panties when partying in Y2K….I guess…

But because panties give you something to look at, to aspire to peel off, if the pussy isn’t wrapped, then how can you be as excited to get it…you know CHRISTMAS MORNING SHIT…wrap your damn gifts…

The full back granny mom panty may not be the hottest of the panties, but still panties, and if girls are being empowered to bring back the granny panty, I’ll still look, even if it’s a little too “real” for me….like “are you sick or on your period”…”let me get you the heated pad or hot water bottle or hard drugs to deal with your period”…not really porn to me…but I guess when dealing with menopausal aged women…period PANTIES are welcomed…MEMORIES of the glory days…back when we were young, free and FERTILE.

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2022

11

Mar

Avril Lavigne’s Satanic Balloons Photoshoot of the Day

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Avril Lavigne isn’t interesting…even as a 40 year old who is still stunted and pretending to be a 15 year old in the 90s…because the world is imploding and things are starting to collide with themselves…she’s able to rock the nostalgia and run with it…even if it’s creepy..

I live in Canada, so I’ve been exposed to SO much Avril Lavigne over the years. I used to work at a Pharmacy that played the Top 40 radio around the time she was a big deal, and thanks to CANADA CONTENT LAWS, which are designed to keep Canada a distinct nation, rather than one eaten up by AMERICA…even though all the Canadians who make it end up in America, or need America to make it…forces radio stations to play Canadian music…so here I am knowing all of Avril’s shitty lyrics and not by choice…

THAT MEANS SHE RAPED ME….#metoo….but not in the way the Avril Fans want to be raped by her…but since I am not an Avril fan, I’ll never know what that even means or feels like….imagine…sitting in bed dreaming of Avril Lavigne raping you…you know there’s at last one person out there who can ONLY cum to Avril Lavigne…and that’s sad..

Point of the story, she is dating Bella Throne’s handler that helped Bella Thorne breakout of the Disney persona to become the slutty, indoctrinating, sex worker she’s become…and I guess he works for people at the TOP…because he came out of no where and now he’s onto Avril….so of course her shoots are red and black…demonic…like the music industry….pretty weird.

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2022

11

Mar

Feminist Friday of the Day

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SHIT…I already did my feminist rant today….because I forgot that I replaced FROG BUTTS with FEMINISTS…which isn’t really feminist by actually just braless bitches, something that has nothing to do with feminism, but in the 60s, when the communists disguised as hippies, listening to the music created by the children of Military people, look up Jim Morrison’s dad….deciding to destroy the nuclear families they grew up in, creating communes, sex cults, FREE LOVE…recruiting the normies who were intrigued by the movement to BURN THEIR BRAS in revolt to the MAN….a huge fucking lie that has destroyed society….but you already know this….I am just saying you don’t need a cause, or feminism to take off your bra, most girls are doing it because they are lazy slobs who choose comfort, or whores who want to show off their tits, or BOTH….and there’s nothing wrong with any of that, so long as we get to see TITTY through a shirt the way NATURE intended….you know without all the politics…the woman form is sent from GOD for you to get excited, seduced and manipulated by….it’s in the bible bro….GENESIS…and I don’t mean PHIL COLLINS…