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2022

15

Mar

Madonna Panties of the Day

Dude…

Somethings just don’t really need to be discussed, a picture paints 1000 words or whatever the expression is…..

Madonna being over the top, a parody of an influencer, with so much duct tape or fillers HOLDING her broken down Satanic body…..is just fucking disturbing….

Clearly, she’s a fucking Satanist, who sold her soul to the devil, and now they are experimenting or fucking with us in the weirdest way.

Obviously, we’d all still fuck her provided the opportunity arose, but since it will likely not arise, we can look at her with confusion, disgust and with a reminder of just how fucking weird the world is, filled with this manipulated, non-human content, that plays tricks on our damn brains…

I believe she’s in her 60s, assuming she’s not a vampire and 600 years old, which she might as well be based on her VAGINA MILEAGE alone…

It definitely should inspire you to start working at an old folks home, knowing all those diaper wearing, shit themselves from all the anal, slutty bitches who were raised by Madonna will soon be residents you get to eat out….even though it’s gross, but when is elderly pussy not gross, probably better with some CLOWN MAKE UP on like it’s Halloween…or Madonna…

Either way, this shit is fucking creepy….so it must be demonic.

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2022

15

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Weiner and Tits of the Day

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Amazonian Ireland Baldwin and her embarrassing David Bowie tattoo, hidden amongst other shitty tattoos, to give you that whole “Poor Little Rich Girl” storyline, that has had her in Rehab at least twice, because mental health is real, when you’re rich enough to have nothing else to do with yourself than feel sorry for yourself, normals have to fucking work…while these assholes…from Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Bella Thorne, Lohan, Britney and the far less impressive…Ireland Baldwin cry mental health issues….not realizing the rest of us don’t have time for that pussy ass shit…

Anyway, the big girl, who is doing topless content on her instagram, because she’s got big tits, knows that her dad is in the news, most recently for blaming the dead girl who was shot on set, apparently by him, for being shot….instead of blaming the other reasons she was shot….assuming it’s a real story and she was really shot….so this is a good strategy.

I’d prefer her hoping on OnlyFans, put the toplessness to work, but I guess when you’ve got a trust fund, it’s hard to justify being a sex worker, or really bothering with all that work, when you can just feel sorry for yourself and post your nudes for the world to see, becasue likes and follows make you feel loved, something people gravitate towards when their dad’s are too narcissistic to have shown them love…and not in a PERVERT way, in a DAD way.

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2022

15

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Without tight pants, the grocery store boners would be more soft….because with tight pants being normalized. part of the hive mind trends, we’ve got ladies of all sizes rocking them, getting their pussies eaten by them, all while we get to sit on the sidelines and watch, in what is far more interesting than any sporting event, because it makes menial tasks or errands far more erotic…

You cannot leave the house without seeing an ass in leggings, they are the comfortable sweatpant that meant you had given up on life, reimagined in a porno generation…..

Some of you may even work with tight pant wearers, I see them in coffee shops, restaurants even banks and grocery stores…and I don’t really know how you do it….because the pants so tight, that whole second skin thing, gives a lot of information on what is under those pants…giving you some visuals that make the lunch meat you’re fucking in the deli aisle far hotter, thus quicker to finish, reducing your chances of being caught…

Tight pants are the key to your public masturbating with inanimate grocery store items….without getting caught…and remember….cold cuts are less offensive than the chicken skin….PRO TIPS.

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2022

15

Mar

Ashley Benson Slutty of the Day

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Woah Ashley Benson…

Just when you forgot about the typically dumpy, only famous from being on one hit show, the actor version of a one hit wonder, who has a huge social media following, because of that hit show…..

She comes out with a half naked selfie, in lingerie and mesh, in a “Felt Cute Might Delete Later” thirst trap for likes and follows because apparently girls like being jerked off to.

The only conclusion that I can come up with from all the slutty selfies out there is that girls like to be jerked off to…and I guess that works out well for us.

Clearly, she’s been either starving herself, railing amphetamines, working out, or eating the pussy so hard she’s now dying of AIDS<, because I thought she was fatter....but she's no longer a full fledged lesbian, she did that for the acronym she can drop in meetings when they decide to only cast or hire woke people who compartmentalize themselves in some sexuality box... The world is weird...could you imagine Hollywood of Yesteryear doing slutty selfies, I'd be all over Bea Arthurs....or Angela Lansburry....Murder, She Wrote....more like Murder, my face with them titties Bed knobs and Broomsticks...momma. [gallery columns="2" size="medium" ids="831639,831642"] JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2022

15

Mar

Kate Hudson Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Kate Hudson may be a Romantic Comedy Icon thanks to nepotism, but she’s also a dot com billionaire with her direct to consumer brand that I doubt she had much involvement in the success of, but that she managed to be a figure head for, because they knew “TARGET WHITE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD LADIES ON THAT FEMALE HIVE MIND”….to make it a trend, to make it a billion dollar brand…and you need one of their leaders, or idols to do that….

I always thought of Kate Hudson as more of a damaged rich girl with an alochol problem, even with her dot come direct to consumer, MADE IN CHINA, fast fashion that destroys the earth, but no one seems to complain about that, they’re too busy taking it out on plastic straws and grocery bags….

But apparently she’s a beacon of middle aged mom fitness, and when she does the “HUDSON SHUFFLE”, which I’ll assume is a white girl TikTok trend that she wants people doing to push her brand, it’s that EASY….I don’t mind her as much…

There’s fat old well travelled possibly blown out ass in what is a solid fucked from behind position doing baby steps and booty jiggles in the name of fitness you can jack off to, if you’re into that kind of thing…so TAKE IT IN…or imagine her TAKING it in…both work.

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2022

15

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I don’t spend a lot of time on Social Media so I dont’ really know what is being said about tiny tits…I can’t imagine it being anything bad….I mean with all the trans being celebrated, gays being celebrated, fatties being celebrated, genderless being celebrated, creepy teachers with blue hair being celebrated, there’s likely no time to single out women for their small tits and shame them….and THAT IS A GOOD THING…because I fucking love tiny tits, they come stock on hotter, fitter bodies and that’s a good thing…

I don’t hate big tits either, but a sloppy tit can be revolting when you find a donut under it, you know smeared between tit and gut…

I do see that when I celebrate tiny tits, doing my part to save a tiny tit from getting slaughtered by some dumb girl who doesn’t realize her tits matter and that her fake tits aren’t impressive, even if they get more views on YOUTUBE…..is that some of you low life fags say shit like “what is she a little boy”….no motherfucker, tits don’t determine gender…a FAT WET PUSSY does…tits are just an accessory and you can cum on tits of all size equally…

These girls are TINY TIT ambassadors and I like their hustle..

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2022

15

Mar

Nina Dobrev Wet of the Day

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I never thought much of Nina Dobrev, a Canadian Refugee who has found salvation in Los Angeles thanks to being an “actor” whatever the fuck that means….she’s originally from some GYPSY producing country that I’d assume a bunch of people are jerking off to in this whole WORLD WAR III performance piece people are actually invested in and talking about, when I’m fully not interested in any of that shit in any way, besides finding a fucking CHARTER jet to bring all the bitches to DRUNKENSTEPFATHER headquarters where I will show them images of War Torn communities demanding a dick suck or being threatened with being sent back!

I do always find it interesting when the immigrants come to Canada, then fuck off to America, only to do big things, like TV shows, eventually ending up on SHAUN WHITE’S snowboard penis…but not that interesting….

I actually find her hot, long, busty enough, fit enough, mid-30s body pretty fucking great….so I went from not thinking anything about a Canadian hero who wasn’t born in Canada…but maybe represents how great immigration is, cultivate them so their future tax dollars get paid to AMERICA…where they moved to….to thinking she’s one of the hotter starlets in her 30s who doesn’t really star in anything, but does a good job half naked on instagram…for an old chick.

So you just saw her getting wet….now here she is getting dirty…

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2022

15

Mar

Charli XCX Slutty of the Day

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Whether you believe people sell their souls to the devil to get famous or not, clearly something happened to Charli XCX during the pandemic, where all of a sudden the industry decided to give her her moment…..I guess they kept her as a bench warmer long enough and knew that if they wanted a return on their investment, because she seems to have had a lucrative enough record deal despite being barely famous….and decided it was time before she full expired….so they brought her out of the woodwork, had her buy a 20 million dollar house so people know she doesn’t fuck around, then basically pull her from the nightclub circuit, which is where I saw her perform, and bring her to the TOP OF THE CHARTS…hosting SNL, cover of Rolling Stone, you know their old tired tricks of the trade to get the HIVE mind excited about her…they even gave her a NETFLIX SPECIAL….nature’s number one ad to the HIVE mind, because they are mindlessly watching netflix….paving the way for santanic music videos and a whole new, much hotter version of Charli XCX….and selling her soul was that small price to pay for that fucking fame and fortune…the dream of mattering that all these fucks have.

Who ares, she’s showing off legs that look long, probably ust the angle, and I figure satanist or not, human sacrificer or not, demon blood inside her or not….she’s worth looking at whilst half naked…but hen again, who isn’t…

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2022

15

Mar

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I guess it is safe to say that THINGS TO WEAR TO THE BEACH, the replacement for “THE RATIO” now that all these bitches don’t promote their ratio, it’s probably seen as some white privilege, or white savior complex, or some micro-agressions, or whatever the latest WOKE key word is….WE CAN’T ACKNOWLEDGE THAT WE HAVE A WAIST TO HIP RATIO because that would be discriminatory to the boxy and bloated bitches who don’t…

SO I’m forced to resort back to the most basic of internet content, the reason social media exists, because people like to stare at their girls in bikinis, especially people we know, you know jerking off to friends not strangers was a revelation to the internet life and now every motherfucker posts bikini pics all day, so here are some swimsuit pics, of random who the fuck knows who any of these people are, but I am sure they are really stoked on being included on a site called DRUNKENSTEPFATHER….probably top of their RESUME….

Along with freedom, we don’t have bathing suits in Canada, so I appreciate staring at them.