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2022

10

Mar

Megan Fox Titties in a Crazy Outfit of the Day

There’s a Conspiracy that Megan Fox was born a dude….that her pregnancies were fake pregnancy bellies, she is based in LA and there are movie make-up artists capable of tricking you….not to mention David from 90210 is pretty fucking gay…but here she is in a really silly, midlife crisis looking outfit that showcase her nipples, that could be man nipples, but DO you really care…so long as the TUCK is done aggressive enough. SHOW US YOUR FOX HOLE!

There was a time when Megan Fox was blacklisted, she pissed off the High Priest of the Hollywood industry….also known as Spielberg…for some Transformers shit…you know when EGOS make these ladies think they can’t be forgotten because they are so big…only to be forgotten.

But she’s made her comeback, maybe deals with devils were signed, because she’s now with some satanist handler who I don’t really understand why he’s famous, basically the Pete Davidson of music, and she’s engaged to him….so I guess that’s exciting for her….you know an opportunity to show everyone how terrible of an actress she’s always been now that she’s old and the HYPE has faded.

I don’t really care, I’m just here for the nips..

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2022

10

Mar

Lily James Tits of the Day

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I did watch the entire Pam and Tommy sex tape series on DISNEY here in Canada, which was a weird place for it to live, but I guess they’re trying to appeal to a degenerate society…

I don’t fully believe their rendition of the story, but it happened around the time I got onto the internet so who fucking knows….I got the VHS from a neighbor and I’d say it was a big deal at the time..in this era, no one would even notice…

The series, and this is not a review, because I am not a FILM critic and don’t want to be….was pretty fucking CORNY…it made me HATE Tommy Lee more than I already did…what a cheesy and annoying fuck….it reminded me of how much I can’t stand Seth Rogan….that dude is the fucking worst and I have no idea how he gamed the system…but he must have had dirt on Judd Apatow….I learned it was produced by Larry Ellison’s daughter who bought cool by throwing her dad’s billions at stories, directors, etc…the EASY way into Hollywood…just be a billionaire’s daughter….

But yeah, the only thing I got out of the whole thing was that Lily James is pretty fucking hot, I liked her better than the REAL PAM, who after going through the archive realize wasn’t even that hot…the 90s really controlled the narrative…because I am sure there were WAY more impressive bitches with less botched tits to worship….

So never knowing Lily James, now knowing Lily James is the best thing that came out of that show…other than a reminder of how much I suck at the internet for not leaking celebrity sex tapes…because they leak them themselves…

I mean dude got paid 15 million for the right from VIVID, who for a long time were partners of mine, I’d release all their celeb sex tapes, before they sold it off to some Canadian company that I am sure is not nearly as impressive as the original team…

Point of the story, Pam Anderson was hugely overrated, Tommy Lee was hugely cheesy, the internet was amazing, their sex tape iconic, the show about their sex tape unneccessary, the LESBIAN spin of FEMINISM….”POOR PAM” seen as a “slut” for fucking her husband on CAMERA….while TOMMY was seen as “the man” for having an 8 inch cock….which in porn terms isn’t even that big…when they were probably all in on it…and even if they weren’t…who fucking cares…..

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2022

10

Mar

Bella Thorne Bikini Tits of the Day

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Victim of Sexual Abuse and being “Trafficked” to the entertainment industry by her guardians who I guess had a dream and who would call it going to “casting calls” and not trafficking…but I like trafficking better…it seems more accurate even though I know NOTHING about the Bella Thorne origin story…

I just know she’s been able to secure herself as one of the more relevant Hollywood talents thanks to ripping off the Youtubers and Influencers and even Porn Chick strategy to interent monetizing…and it worked…I also know her mom and half sister run OnlyFans accounts with their tits out..which may not be relevant but her mom was probably her “manager” in the early years…so you get a sense of her “SEX POSITIVE”….”SEX WORK IS REAL WORK”….”MONEY IS EVERYTHING, WE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR IT”….vibe…

Either way, Bella’s got mainstream deals, she’s got her own softcore porn network of talent, she’s got her own softcore site, she does it up…all while rocking what I would bet are a set of fake tits, but at this stage in the game, who fucking cares, since EVERYTHING is fucking fake….

So the relevant leader to the young sluts of the world is in a bikini top, not quite self fisting her ass, but she’s still young, there’s ample time for her to burn through her money, investments, before fading away and being forced to finally do porn, instead of just doing porn like you’d expect a Disney Kid still in the network, still being handled to do porn, which is touching it, but not fully committing to it, these are sophisticated people dealing with LOTS of money and they know that porn gets eyeballs, so they clearly need one of their own BRIDGING that gap…EVOLUTION of a species right up in here…depending on how you define EVOLUTION….as we are basically witnessing the fucking collapse…

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2022

10

Mar

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The thong may have been a conspiracy from the PATRIARCHY who run the UNDERWEAR consortium, or RACKET, or CARTEL depending on who you talk to, because you know there’s a group of perverts at the top of the food chain who own Factories in China and produce UNDERWEAR for the world…people need to catch their genital and asshole drips to SAVE their pants from a SHITTY end.

The Thong now is actually a pretty hot panty, not that I ever hated any panty, but I figure if you can scam a whole GENDER into thinking they NEEDED to swap out their old PANTIES for new skimpier pants..I’m all for it…GET THAT MONEY and let us celebrate by getting to see MORE ass cheek when half naked….I appreciate the THONG more now that it is a socially acceptable bikini bottom….

At the time of THONGs, if you had a bad ass, the thong was almost a disaster…but the bitches kept wearing them.

In this era of sexting, I guess the ladies have realized they can show off their assholes and their thongs, two birds, one stone, feeling clothed, when still showing asshole….which is the most woke, genderless, although woman ASSHOLE is much hotter than man ASSHOLE….ALWAYS….ORIFICE…

So here’s thongs and assholes, and the hype is neither the thong nor the asshole…but the fact that people feel the need to produce this content around what they think is the best version of themselves…THE ASSHOLE MAKING AN APPEARANCE….PEEKING OUT FROM AROUND THE CORNER OF THE THONG….fascinating.

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2022

10

Mar

Kristin Cavallari Tits of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari is what I would call a useless person, from a useless reality show, that I am sure most people never think of even with their recent REDO….

Not that she was even on “The Hills” because she decided she was too big for the spinoff, too big for reality TV and that she would have a mainstream career….but instead just ended up fucking pro athletes….getting knocked up…launching lifestyle brands direct to consumer because some of her fans still cared enough to buy her wares…white women are confusing like that…you know nostalgic…

I am a firm believer that she never mattered, even though for a period of time, her show LAGUNA BEACH was all that mattered to a specific group and people were obsessed with it…

So at a young age she had a sense of purpose, ego and obnoxiousness, celebrity, and all that…

But 20 years later….who fucking cares about her Orange County Rich Mom barely slutty shit…but I’ll still look, you know DOCUMENT the decline.

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2022

10

Mar

Malu Trevejo Nipple Piercings of the Day

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Any bitch who gets tits on her 18th birthday..so she can launch her only fans…is worth watching twerk…

This TikTok sensation, who now works with Bella Thorne on producing SMUTTY content around herself basically turned 18, got a set of tits, and now uses those tits to live out the dreams she probably could have lived out being a highly followed TikTok personality with Hispanic roots, but why bother going for the brand deals, trying to convince them to work with her, when you can just get the pervert audience busting out monthly subscription fees..

I’m not hating, if anything, I think this generation is wonderful and that they will wake up as SAVE us all because the MILLENNIALS are way too fucking woke, idiotic and the fucking worst, where the young people know the end of the world is near, so throw in the towel on FUTURE SELF….to deliver as CURRENT self…

I watched her booty control on her twerk in the bottom video and thought…I GET TIKTOK NOW….but I won’t get TIKTOK now…we deal with enough SPYWARE on the daily….who needs more TRACKING…when we should all be trying to MOVE OFF GRID!!

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2022

10

Mar

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drops…the fun way to flash tits because the collective brain need hashtags to inspire them to do the things they want to do…without the social pressure or anxiety of putting themselves out there on a limb and doing it themselves.

It’s always weird to me when I see slutty trends, like girls go to their MOM BLOGS or their favorite REDDITS or INFLUENCERS or PORN CHICKS that they think are cool, because their boyfriends jack off to them, to learn the “White Girl Instagram” way to approach slutty selfies…

This is basically the “Red Wine” with a Wine Meme but the titty version, far more fun when the ladies are trying to fit in with each other by showing tits in fun and creative, just not too creative, where they wouldn’t be going along with the masses…HIVE MIND SHIT…that’d be crazy…

For the end consumer, that’s US…we get to see tits, so the psychology of a woman who just wants to show her tits, but needs social movements to partake in to show their tits, because tits on their own is a scary concpt….dosn’t matter…because we get to see the tits…and making them DROP is a fun way to interact with titty content…so KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK LADIES..

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2022

10

Mar

Carmella Rose Ass of the Day

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You’ll be happy to know that MEL WITH A ROSE who I guess goes by CARMELLA ROSE…is FULLY vaccinated as she travels to the MALDIVES, one of those coveted and exclusive instagram destinations that is VACCINE only, you know to filter out the pure bloods that have been marketed as SWINE that must be kept in their stalls while the rest of the world lives…just not for a very long time, since I’ve read the Pfizer documents and you motherfuckers have been duped and all it took was a little virtue signalling to get you to INJECT HIV after years of trying to NOT get HIV into your system…that will essentially make you die from a basic cold…or if you’re lucky, you’ll just drop dead working out….you know because TRUST THE SCIENCE…

Look, I don’t wish death on anyone, but I know for a fact that I was pushing everything I knew about this shit as it came up, being flagged ANTI VAXXER HEATHEN…I tried to save and spread my message of NATURAL IMMUNITY….but no one listened, if anything the site suffered for it….SINKING SHIP…..

I knew you were falling for the worst ICE BUCKET challenge…especially when they tried making things mandatory…Like the MALDIVES…fuck the Maldives…and check out MEL WITH A ROSE before her premature death from TRUSTING THE SCIENCE….dumbos.

I tried to SAVE you….

Now let’s hope Mel with a Rose survives this…her ASS has more selfies to be taken for ENGAGEMENT and brand deals….the only MOTIVATOR around these days….

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2022

10

Mar

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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The fact that I write about tanlines every week is pretty ridiculous, I should just post the pictures, why the fuck would anyone need my interpretation or analysis of a bunch of random babes who got some sun, or who got sprayed to look like they got sun, since we basically live in a METAVERSE…thanks to the PANDEMIC that will be funny to see people try to adapt to after years of their hypochondria being validated…but where there’s a will there’s a way, and I like to think getting tanlines to switch things up on your OnlyFans is enough of a reason to RISK getting out there and taking on the sun….so that the fans get to see Nature’s Highlighter highlighting the good parts at work.

I’ve already said too much, click the pics, pervert..you disgust me….not really.