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2024

22

Jan

Katy Perry’s Disgusting Wizard Shit for the Nerds of the Day

Katy Perry is like watching a girl fucking one of those alien dildos because they are either into Sci/Fi fantasy or lesbians scared of actual dick shaped objects and feel some dragon looking dick makes more sense for their weird fucking aesthetic.

I don’t like sci-fi/fantasy and have been weirded out by the cosplay, comicon, nerd group at the college level for as long as I can remember. If a movie has fairies or dragons or even Tinkerbell in it, I’m going to write it off as trash designed for the autistics who can’t get pussy, you Star Trek fanboy freaks…

Katy Perry, in being one of the lamest popstars to ever accidentally happen, continues to push really dumb ideas, this time with her pointed elf ears and antennae….either playing some sort of alien, or some sort of bug hybrid, which makes the most sense, because she’s a fucking cockroach of a celebrity….just never dying, always thriving, even after a nuclear holocaust, because she sold her soul so fucking hard she’s forever….unfortunately.

She’s still got tits, 40 year old mom tits….with her husband Orlando Bloom, who is clearly just a loser actor who doesn’t realize that he could do far better than Katy Perry in terms of hotness…there’s a whole world of pussy out there you Aussie fuck.

I don’t know if this is a “I’m old and played out, my face weathered, so I’ll do some weird mask to divert from that”….or if it’s actually her being a lame nerd catering to lame nerds….I just know I hate it.

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2024

22

Jan

Bella Thorne’s Bottom of the Titty Barrel of the Day

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Bella Thorne is the single most important celebrity in world of the internet….because no only was she sold to Disney after escaping an abusive stepfather in Florida, you know an origin story worthy of an after school special, not that they still make after school specials, but rather softcore smut that competes with porno….which is convenient for this sold to the industry at a young age, only to create her own hype doing social media influencer marketing tactics with her tits, before realizing her and her family could make a ton of money running the porn channels for a bunch of washed up Disney talent or mainstream talent looking to get paid and now we’re looking at the big bottom tit in a stripper dress to help push the culture of no culture forward….

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2024

22

Jan

Noah Cyrus Brings the Ratio of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is a fashion icon, or at least trying to be a fashion icon, by attending fashion events she has access to in being a cyrus, and wearing weirdly racy clothing that she can position as being fashion, rather than shameless clickbait for attention because she has a hole in her heart the size of being Miley’s sister, never able to live up to Miley….

You see, the people who have that access and the celebrity co-sign, who were born to the Achy Breaky trust fund and were around Miley through all her celebrity, which happened to be EXTREME celebrity…don’t realize how spoiled they are because it’s all they know.

They just know that they aren’t Miley, they are second or third string to the family’s starting line-up and that hurts them in ways that leads to them showing their ass and tits on the internet…FOR FASHION…this is fashions…

The chubby Miley sister has a weird body that goes with her very weird, almost alien creature in a horror movie face, but that body has aggressive birthing hips, maybe due to being fat, or maybe because she’s a lady and ladies are supposed to have waist to hip ratios to let dudes know they are women ready to bread.

There’s a science to it, not that you can trust the science, when the science lies, but my boner is a good litmus test to the golden ratio and it says if Noah was built like a dude, these pics would be way worse….

Now her ass is out of her pants, for stayle, or because she’ got a fat ass or big hips that can’t fit pants over the ass, and that’s fun if you’re into ass crack cleavage…you know ever since you had that plumber under your sink, you’ve never been able to get over it…..now better cuz this plumber’s not a 300 pound dude, but it could be a 300 pound girl who knows her angles….we’ll never know cuz she’s the irrelevant Cyrus no one actually cares about..

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2024

22

Jan

Kanye’s Bianca Censori Has Fun Tits of the Day

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I don’t know how recent this video of Bianca Censori, who is apparently Kanye’s employee turned wife, because if you run your business properly, you get to fuck the payroll, especially when you hire them based on their fuckability rating. No uglies allowed.

There’s a misconception or at least some fake news circulating or trying to deter the business man from fucking his staff, calling it an abuse of power or sexual assault or manipulative. But since the dawn of women entering the workforce, either because they had to because they were left broke and man-less, or because they wanted to, because they were sold some feminist lie, the man in the power position was always the coveted cock used to make their lives better.

So idea of a man hiring a hottie he wants to fuck and fucking the hottie he hired because she owed it to him for hiring her, or a hottie that is hired fucking the boss to either get more out of the job or out of the relationship, since it’s in her face…is perfectly normal.

I don’t know if Kanye is perfectly normal, but I do know that his wife walking around with her slop WOP tits should be considered normal, because when I go to stores, even lame designer boutiques like this, I want to sell SLOP WOP tits….the way PASTA intended.

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2024

22

Jan

Madison Poveromo is the Instagram Of The Day

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Everyone hates my social media influencer posts….

Which is shocking because all these social media influencers get paid all the big money from the brands or their subscribers….

Meaning they’ve clearly gamed their audience into giving a fuck about them…..because the general public, YOU, fucking hate them…

You’re mean.

Can’t we all get along and appreciate the hard SELF INVOLVED work it takes to be an instagram girl….

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

22

Jan

Darina Litvinova is the Instagram Of The Day

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The only thing I can think of as a reason why people hate influencers so much is jealousy. If you were able to post sexy half naked pics of yourself for millions of people, luring half of them into paying you 5 dollars a month to sext with the Filipino virtual assistant who does the sexting for you….you’d fucking do it….

If you were able to post sexy half naked pics of yourself for brands to throw millions of dollars, or even to gift you free luxury vacations you could never afford had you not found the whole posting sexy half naked pics of yourself works for 1000s of people trying to get paid or free trips…..you’d fucking do it…

So all this rage over random half naked instagram bitches comes from your angry, bitter, working a regular job soul….when really you should just stare at the tits and let them influence you as they game the system and you don’t….

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2024

20

Jan

Taylor is the Instagram Of The Day

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Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s Taylor

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2024

19

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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2024

19

Jan

Em Rata’s Shameless Sloppy Tit Pic of the Day

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You gotta wonder about the shamelessness of this girl and her tits…I mean, you don’t have to wonder too much, it’s pretty clear cut as to why she has shamelessness with her tits, the tits were some of the most hyped instagram tits ever, whether they deserved to be or not, and the tits are what made her matter, or exist on the internet, which is basically life…..so with these tits, she the wed the high life, the money, the access…she fucked BEN AFFLECK cuz of these tits…she fucked KANYE WEST because of the TITS…I mean…she’s fucked so many dudes she wanted to fuck to validate her because of the tits…

Sure, she cries feminist, defends the whole empowering women who show off their tits for personal gain while shaming the men who objectify them, despite the whole catering to the men who objectify them…

But we all know that’s laughable bullshit, we all know she knows she’s just tits, and anything her little feminist retard liberal brain tries to muster up to intellectualize it, so that she can feel less of a whore….she’ll drop on us…

Unfortunately for her, and her child, she didn’t say “I’m rich enough, I’ve done enough, I can hang my whore pants to dry”….choosing to be a wholesome wife…a TRAD WIFE…a Happy life with pure focus on her family and not on her next INSTAGRAM PICS of her TITS like some low level trash she clearly identifies as, despite being expensive and rich…

WE SEE YOU FRAUD….and we see the sloppy tit, so fun, so innovative, so classy, so artistic, so empowering…..so inspiring to young girls out there trying to breakdown and evolve the female species to be more than just tits….by being just tits….vile human.

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2024

19

Jan

Lili Reinhart’s Got Tits of the Day

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I don’t know much about acting, because I find it all a fucking joke. I don’t believe it requires any talent to be some self involved psychopath liar who plays make-belief with a straight face, if anything it’s weird.

I do know when I see people who aren’t very good at acting, even though it doesn’t require any real talent….which people confuse as being a sign that it does in fact require talent because being bad at it means that there’s some skill to being good at it….

The way I see it, you can be bad at taking a piss because you piss all over the floor when you’re drunk, but pissing as a concept doesn’t actually require talent or even effort, you’re designed to do it…..being bad at pissing, like being bad at acting, requires more effort than being good at it…

Anyway, Lili Reinhart sucks at acting, she lacks hotness, her strong jaw makes me think she’s a dude into boxing, her Riverdale show sucked, she ruined all fantasies a Young Jesus Martinez may have had reading those Archie Comics and imagining a double blowie from Betty and Veronica, because this betty is more into eating than sucking…at least based on her size.

She’s got cleavage though and sometimes, oftentimes, that’s enough.

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