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2022

08

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

The biggest lie you’ve ever been told, besides “Your dick rocks my world” from some hooker you were paying to tell you your micro dick is from heaven…

As someone with a womanly penis, one of the most womanly penises I’ve seen, one that my wife and I joke about her being a lesbian for marrying, I feel like I am an honorary transgender, at least at a genital level, and I would like all the benefits the transgenders get, from free breast implants that I’ll giveaway to the needy only fans girls, to whatever other handouts and excuses they get….I can relate…

Is that ancient HUMANS, or Ancient civilizations were more primitive than us because we have internet and iphones…that no one uses properly…

You motherfuckers have been lied to about everything. We live in the worst pyramid scheme ever.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Camila Cabello Just Flashed The UK!
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Gigi Hadid Channels Fran Fine in New Photoshoot!
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Golf Personality Tisha Alyn Shows Off Her Swing in Heels
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Camila Cabello Responds to Hungover Nip Slip With a TikTok Explaining What Happened!
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Leonnie Hanne See Through
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Kiki Passo Celebrates International Women’s Day
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Caitlin Jenner Doubles Down on Trans Athlete Stance
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Malu Trevejo is Bringing Cameltoe to TikTok!
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TikTok User Snitches On LeBron After Appearing to Catch the Lakers Star and a Woman Exchange Touches
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The TV Adaptations of Sonic the Hedgehog Ranked
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Celebs Celebrate International Women’s Day
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Basketball Star Arrested in Russia for Drug Smuggling
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Wild Dogs Give Up on the Hunt
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Tubers Taken Out
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Zoe Kravitz and Robert Pattinson Take the Friendship Test!
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Aaron Rodgers Says the Reports of His New Deal With Packers Are Inaccurate
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Couples in Masks Making Out
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Woman Crashes Stolen Car in front of Cops
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POV of a Wave in Maui Taking Out Swimmers
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World’s Hottest Mechanic
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Patriots Have Interest in Signing WR Amari Cooper If He’s Released by the Cowboys
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Ernie Hudson’s Quantum Leap Reboot
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Geezers Go At It
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Skunk Messes with Possum
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Parking at Dog and Watching their Reactions
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Mara Kn Unfiltered
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Cindy Bruna Arrives in Paris for Fashion Week!
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In Case You Missed It- Alica ?chmidt is in the Zone
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Off Duty Cop Steps Up
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Feeding Baby Goats is Magical
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Nude Model in Paris…
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Some Memes!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Dove Cameron Cleavage at an Event
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Ruby O at an Event
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Julia Fox Appreciating Her New Found Celeb…
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Kristen Stewart Showing Stomach Skin
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Katherine McNamara Hits an Event
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Gemma Chan in Lace Outfit
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Emma Stone at an Event
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Vanessa Hudgens in Leggings…
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Ava Dash Cleavage
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Billie Eilish Terrifying
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Miley Cyrus in a Photoshoot
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Kaia Gerber on the Streets
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Daisy Ridley Lives
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From stepSMUT!!

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How Do They Do It
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MODERN SWINGERS SWINING OFF BALLS
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Titty Tuesday
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Hot Tits
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Aggressive Ass Spread
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21 People Having a Shitty Day
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Men of this Generation
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Great Tits
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Scarlett Jones Naked Witch…
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Popsicle Pussy – The Frozen Treat
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Animals Hate Us
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Hot Body at the River
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Pussy Rubbing Selfie
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Anotonia’s Naughty Pics
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Pussy Spread
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Huge Surfer Tits
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Girl Eating Girl
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Sarah Lifts with her Tits Out
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Close Up Girl Licking Pussy
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Fishnet Babe Has her Tits out
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Babe Naked in Bed
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Alexis with the Dildo
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On the Big Dildo
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Amateur Riding
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A Bunch of Booty
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Filming the Pussy Rub
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Pissing in the Kitchen Sink
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Amateur Anal
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Butt Plug in Shorts
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Another Amateur Fuck
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Big Titty in Bed
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Amateur Sucking Dick
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Self Ass Fisting
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Camtastrophes
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Riding Books – Get Smart
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2022

08

Mar

Sydney Sweeney Bikini Tits of the Day

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I know Euphoria is a huge show, I find it trash, not because I am scared of dark storylines, even when they are corny as shit….but because I don’t like dark energy and feel you can do degenerate shit without being depressing about it…plus I find it weird that people are allowed to produce shows about high school kids fucking…and not just “lose virginity fucking”….but actual full sex scenes being relevant as HBO tries to compete with porn so they do teen category content and they call you the fucking creep for jerking off a college cheerleading practice…

Anyway…the only good thing about the show is Sydney Sweeney’s tits, she’s naked in every episode because the show knows they need her tits to stay worth watching…

It’s originally an Israeli show, the nepotism hire who brought it to America and has wrote every episode is some hollywood royalty totally disconnected from the actual real world…which is probably why it is so corny….unbelievable and shit…

As it turns out, the only good thing about Sydney Sweeney is her nakedness….I’ve seen her at events in normal clothes and it doesn’t do her any favors…you wouldn’t even notice her…seriously, try it.

But when the bikinis come out, or the nakedness comes out…she’s fucking wonderful..

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2022

08

Mar

Joey King Bra of the Day

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Joey King has titties and she wants you to know…it’s probably one of those transitioning situations, hopefully not from dude to chick, but from child star in corny ass roles to a serious actor and for some reason the best way to do that is through sexualizing oneself…claim it’s empowerment…it’s WOMEN’S DAY….so embrace a world where the ladies sexualize themselves so we don’t have to do it for them….far easier place to masturbate….especially when you’re as lazy as me.

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2022

08

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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At this point in the game, it’d be crazy to expect women to not wear tight pants everywhere they go, it’s like what do you think this is, the 50s….we’ve become accustomed to seeing full pussy through pants in all our day to day activities…from grocery shoppers, to girls in line at fast food places, to girls who work in fast food places…maybe you even have coworkers who wear “leggings” to the fucking office…making for a much more intimate working experience and it gives you something to jack off to.

Tight pants…are the future….or a future without tight pants is no future you’d want…assuming there’s a future…it’s pretty apocalyptic out there.

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2022

08

Mar

Romee Strijd Lingerie of the Day

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I just wrote a post on ELSA HOSK posing for LOUNGE UNDERWEAR, they’re an instagram brand, and instagram is where the brands make fucking money, therefore they can hire the Victoria’s Secret babes like they aren’t a racier, lower tier, work with all the sluttiest of IG brand….they’re in the big leagues now…

Or, Lounge is just where VS Models get put to pasture when they drop babies, since both these models have recent babies…not that you could tell…their still hot…TAKE that lie moms tell their husbands about BABY WEIGHT…sneaky bitches running that conspiracy forever…well INSTAGRAM is here to remind us all that they were lying and collectively just wanted to give up but knew they’d have to do it together to not be the outlier fat mom on the whole baby weight kick.

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2022

08

Mar

Elsa Hosk Lingerie of the Day

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Instagram brand Lounge Underwear is making moves, I guess they saw that the dude who does stripper gear at Fashionova for all thee whores of instagram bought a 140 million dollar house on discount in Bel Air, because selling shit on the internet pays….

There was a time when Lounge was just using the low levels, but I guess they built it up to use the best Victoria’s Secret had to offer as they’ve gone on recruiting half retards and fat chicks to WOKE their marketing, to distract from the “HE DIDN’T HANG HIMSELF” connection….DEEP LINKS.

So Elsa Hosk, either discounted from birthing child, or getting paid her rate because I can’t even tell her pussy’s been ripped out by birthing child….in fact it’s like she never gave birth at all….something all you gross moms should look at to realize you are lazy and eat too many calories…

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2022

08

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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After marrying a fat lady, justifying it for the tits, I can say with confidence that the smartest move is to marry the ass and buy the tits later, assuming you even need to do that, because tiny tits are wonderful, manageable, bring the same level of unique personality, all while being on a body that for the most part will degrade better than one with a big set of tits.

The big set of tits is just a liability, not because of breast cancer, but because it’s a roll of the dice as to whether the lady will be able to keep her small frame, because biology is going to make her want to grow into the big tits.

I realize that the media, TIKTOK views, even in this feminist era of slutty empowered FEMINISM…HAPPY WOMEN’S DAY….get naked for your cause, that’ll teach us empowerment, maybe sell us a 9.99 per month subscription to do vile things to yourself for 10 dollars…because you look at the aggregate of all the dudes giving you 10 dollars to do vile things to yourself for a month…not the micro level of a dude is giving you 10 dollars to see you do vile things to yourself….which I’d argue is a great deal for the dude busting out 10 dollars…what’s 10 dollars when gas is 8 dollars a Gallon…ya know…your pussy is worth a gallon of gas….and if you really want to do to the math…it’s actually 10 dollars for 30 days, or 33 CENTS a day, to see the pussy….CHEAPER than a price of coffee…these bitches should make videos commercials like the Foster an African Aids baby you don’t ever need to meet….

Anyway…tits get hits, so simple minded ladies think big tits are better than their tits, so they go out and slaughter their tits to get big tits, and it’s a fucking tragedy, when they should just embrace the small tits, like these babes…and give us content around the small tits, because small tits hold their own any day of the week because THEY ARE TITS and TINY tits are TITTIES too.

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2022

08

Mar

Rebecca Black Got Them Tits On of the Day

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I don’t know if Rebecca Black is the first viral music star to every happen. I can remember a few big viral songs from Ayesha to Gangnam Style, but FRIDAY, was massive, people still reference it today, and I hate Rebecca Black for that, but she really got the shit end of the deal, which I guess she’s reclaiming now that she’s old enough to have her tits out.

She was made fun of for having a HUGE fucking song that they put out fully independent and the industry didn’t throw a million dollar deal at her, instead they let her fade away as a YOUTUBE one hit wonder….probably not realizing she’d grow a set of tits like this…

I guess she was just before her time, because now they’ll sign a bitch who doesn’t even make music to their label, because she’s got TikTok fans for her bad dancing and making her sing well is easy, computers do the singing for you, this is marketing motherfuckers…

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2022

08

Mar

Beatrice Bouchard Slutty Bikini of the Day

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Beatrice Bouchard is a hometown hottie, who gets the benefit of being a rich kid and being a twin to a celebrity tennis star….meaning, she gets to live a better life than most and that’s her right…if you don’t like it, go yell at your dad for not doing better for you, instead of blaming yourself for not figuring it out, since it seems to be pretty easy to get off the internet these days….so many millionaires…I’m just not one of them…

I am always into the celebrity sister, because they are the lazy ones, the ones with feelings of inadequacies, but who are all about mooching off their sibling’s name and accomplishment to get a little more out of life than they would if they didn’t have them to coattail ride….

In this case, Beatrice is like a standard influencer, in bikini, posing in great places, doing lazy ass shit, not really working too hard…just being herself…probably planning big moves that will be easy to execute to keep busy, but not in any rush or timeline….while her sister has to TRAIN daily to maintain her career, sponsors, etc..because she hasn’t retired life….

Since they are twins, it makes it all the funnier, one has to grind out, the other gets to just do bikini shit in nice places, and I guess that’s a win for all of us since girl looks good to me.

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2022

08

Mar

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I am not complaining about how skimpy the bikini has become, because it’s fucking awesome, and the reality is that the thong or g-string bikini probably existed since the fucking 60s or some shit. It was just meant for hot chicks, hookers, sugar babies back when they were called trophy wives, strippers and porn chicks. Now, they are for everyone.

I distinctly remember school trips to the waterpark, swim days, etc featuring NO bikinis and not because it was a rule, they didn’t need the rule, no one wore bikinis

Sure, I lived in a landlocked area, but whores will be whores and strip down if they get the chance. It’s not reserved for beach front communities.

Thanks to Facebook and Instagram, the swimsuit pic became a prerequisite to being human, the bikinis got skimpier and skimpier to get those likes and follows, and now we all get a taste of being beach bum hippies surrounded by babes tanning half naked, even when they aren’t…

You probably can’t go to the public pool in the summer without seeing some mom’s asshole behind her thong bikini, because that’s the trend, and I guess that’s better than looking like the 50+ geriatric lesbian swim team about to do laps…

This is a round-up of SWIMWEAR in pictures….not all bikinis, but all pretty racy…the way you’d want swimwear to be.

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