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2022

09

Mar

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Here’s some workout girls to remind you that girls doing fitness is easy to visualize them doing it naked on your face or dick, but more importantly, it gets them hormonally charged and thus pretty horny, I’m sure if you ask girls if they cum or masturbate working out or within the hour of working out…at least some will say yes and that’s good enough scientific evidence that working out makes girls horny….

As you and everyone knows, being fat is disgusting and kills you as you struggle to breathe through life…being fit is hot and allows you to live a more meaningful life.

Some of us are too far gone to imagine getting much more out of life and are perfectly fine being fat from their couch or bed….while others of us pretend we like fitness and have a gym membership and some of us may actually be fit athletes…or just robot spam bots….but we can all agree, even the SPAM bots….that watching ladies to working out slutty, which is really just doing working out in general….is good….so here’s good.

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2022

09

Mar

So I tried Social Media of the Day

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This is not as funny as it could be, I am aware that if I really wanted to try social media, I’d fucking KILL it in the LOLZ, as making people outraged in what I hope is the tailend of the WOKE movement as the new generation of TIKTOK perverts take the narrative over from the annoying 30 year old woke victimized genderless monster who calls everyone a racist, misogynist, you know the type…

But when doing my rounds on FB, I saw some site link a story about how Ashton’s investment AirBnb, that I’m sure he has ample shares of, is profiting off the Ukraine scandal, only they forgot to mention that part….they just focused on the money they raised….because that’s how the media works…

Their quote was “Mila Kunis has Never Been So Proud to be Ukrainian”…which I remember her talking shit on in the past but I guess the REGIME needs their FAMOUS speaker boxes to amplify their messaging…

So I said…basically…NOT PROUD ENOUGH TO LIVE THERE….and people weren’t overly positive about it…

Which is WHY I say, don’t use social media, it’s a cesspool of soul sucking negativity….all these overly serious pussies….and it’s NO WHERE to get a good laugh, when life should be about laughs, even if comedy sucks, comedic movies suck in this world of misery and nothing being funny….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2022

09

Mar

Sophie Mudd Zips Her Tits Up of the Day

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Here’s Sophie Mudd making some solid titty fetish content, that we all know could be better, if the titties weren’t in clothes, but seeing a set of huge tits blow through a zip up long sleeved, jacket-like, shirt…is pretty fucking great…

I figure if you’re like Sophie Mudd, a big set of boobs on a skinny body, you really have no choice but to use those tits for good….or at least to get you where you need to be…because like the hot air balloons stapled to her chest they look like….these fuckers can TAKE you places…while the us losers sit here staring at them like hynotized titty obsessed fucks….knowing we’ll never get to meet them…a fantasy or mythical creature…that you’ll never get to lacquer with YOUR own MUD.

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2022

09

Mar

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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If you are going to have a pussy you might as well put things in it…

Whether it’s random household objects, insertion is a real fetish….or whether it is smuggling drugs into music festivals or across borders…or whether it is a warm place to keep your lipstick and keys like it is nature’s purse….because it is….

So when a pussy owner is in a pair of tight pants, panties, swimsuit, it’d be a crime not to feed your pussy some of them pants….shit is hungry,

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2022

09

Mar

Courtney Stodden Lingerie of the Day

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I wouldn’t go so far as to say that Courtney Stodden was tabloid fodder in the GLORY DAYS of tabloid, I mean there was a lot going on at the time and her whole weird storyline was actually pretty fucking creepy…famous for being a CHILD BRIDE to one of the most obscure pervert actors no one knew existed…on EVERY tabloid weekly….

But she is the only “celebrity” that has ever had her PR team invite me to one of her events, in 18 years of doing this, she’s the only one who said “let’s have DrunkenStepfather here”…and instead of going, even with plans of a masterful dirty panty heist, I just didn’t bother…

So like the rest of you, the taste of STODDEN isn’t dripping off my chin, because I am pretty charming when I want to be and feel I could have tricked her into sitting on my face….the taste of STODDEN is her big tits in a lingerie rockin’…

I know that I am not a fake tit fan, but if you’re going to get fake tits, make them count…and these fucking count.

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2022

09

Mar

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I am a firm believer that getting stoned is worth the time and money, especially when going through a pandemic that is miraculously done, I wonder how that happens after they’ve basically raped our fucking lives the last 2 years only to flip the switch and turn it off like it wasn’t even an issue all those years and that it was a strict take advantage of us, push us to our breaking point, then pretend “NOTHING TO SEE HERE”….

I’m a firm believer in weed, it’s GOD’s GIFT TO THE WORLD, unprocessed, grow it in your backyard, in your basement, anywhere you fucking want..it’s just that easy…

I don’t think it dumbs motherfuckers down, I don’t think it should be illegal, if anything it makes people happier and more fulfilled, it wakes them up in ways that other substances don’t…. HIPPIE SHIT…

It’s a magical plant that can put a real strain on PHARMA, INDUSTRY, CHEMICAL COMPANIES…which is precisely why it’s all been made illegal….KEEP THE RICH RICHER and keep the normal people oppressed by making innocent people criminals…because that’s what people seem to like to do….

Anyway, you know weed is good, sex is better on weed, getting girls home to smoke weed before fucking, good times, and here’s some INSPO for that…some SPIRIT BOARD / MOOD BOARD putting it out there to the UNIVERSE…

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2022

09

Mar

Anne Winters Tits of the Day

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Anne Winter, who goes by the creepy social media handle “Lil Anne Winters”…which I’ll assume is more about her petite stature and less about her wearing a diaper, sucking her thumb and speaking in baby talk, but the fact I have to MAKE those assumptions, makes it weird….I get it there are rappers who use Lil as their chosen Pronoun, it’s probably less obnoxious than including it in your linkedin bio, and maybe being creeped out by it is on me, and not on her…who knows….but Lil Ann Winters, regardless of creepiness I feel with her IG Handle, brings the fucking goods.

She’s an EMMY AWARD WINNING actress most people have never heard of. She’s on a show called The Orville, which is that weirdo Family Guy’s Space show, as if Space is actually real…KEEPING PUSHING THAT PROPAGANDA BRO…

Most importantly, she does consistent photoshoots for her instagram. We’re talking tits out in some Christmas wrapping paper like this, but also bikini shit, showing off that Lil Body….and I think it’s wonderful.

She puts up 12 posts around each shoot, so she’s putting in the work, it’s just too bad she hasn’t gone viral yet, maybe she should be visiting Weinstein with some MILK DUDS in prison to get the right numbers and to launch herself proper..

Not only is she a working actress, she’s an IG model doing it as well as the IG models, she’s won an EMMY…I mean….GIVE this girl her big break already…

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2022

09

Mar

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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We live in a society of fucking babies, who are all so self involved and victimized that they want to just cry about the injustices in the world from their lazy lives, instead of taking charge for themselves….which is why I don’t bother with Social Media, it just leads to a bunch of idiots who get mad that you say shit like “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED”…a life philosophy we all need on T-shirt…MERCH IDEA ALERT….

The fat chicks and the virtue signaling skinny chicks who feel the need to hop on the bandwagon to make sure no one thinks that they agree with “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED”….that they too support Fat Chicks….even though they are fat…SISTERHOOD…”we’re here for you”…nonsense…

It’s just negative vibes…because I know that even fat chicks, despite pretending to be hot, or playing the role knowing that they will get positive feedback from the horny dudes, in what I call “Throwing in the shame towel and just going for it because they can monetize, even if just riding off guilting people into “why you don’t like fat chicks, you racist”….all to get the feedback skinny hot chicks get, without the work of maintainging fitness…because dudes out there are horny enough to be into this shit…to some this is there FAVORITE kind of body…maybe their mom was fat, some GILBERT GRAPE shit and fat ladies are the only ladies that make them cum….so who am I to not do some inclusivity content….can’t call me a DISCRIMINATOR…just because I know fat is unhealthy…and you die prematurely…just not prematurely enough for some I guess..

FAT POWER…or something.

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Posted in:Fatty

2022

09

Mar

CAT WOMAN and Other Videos of the Day

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Big Big

If Only Life was this Simple for All of Us

Big Titties Get Revenge

Big Squats

Big Titty Jiggle

Girl on the Left Brings Surprises

Getting Snacks

Showing the Muscles

Looking at the Reflection

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

09

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know why anyone’s interested in this weird Ukraine Russia thing, it’s fucking everywhere…and as someone who doesn’t have any interest in any war, except maybe Vietnam, you know because I’m a draft dodger, at least that’s what I used to tell girls for sex in the late 80s….

I just wonder why the same people who call everyone racists, for everything….but now want to punish everyone for their Ethnicity if they are Russians….

I saw some concert pianist cancelled for being Russian, then there’s the whole not letting Russians eat McDonalds, drink CocaCola, watch porn unless they use a VPN, etc…when they have NOTHING to do with any of this nonsense…yet Americans cheer them on….”TAKE AWAY THEIR ACCESS TO APPLE COMPUTER PURCHASES”….”NO MORE STARBUCKS FOR THOSE RUSKY FUCKS”…

It’s at the point of we’re living in a TERRIBLY written movie and it’s all so ridiculous, yet so many people are riding it out because I guess their own lives are so fucking empty that they need to worry about far away places, distant lands, instead of looking to their damn self, their own communities, and figuring out “WHAT WILL MAKE MY LIFE BETTER”….and the answer is not HIGH GAS PRICE FOR UKRAINE….or that the high gas prices are because of UKRAINE….but it’s a great time to pitch ELECTRIC cars that require ENERGY and RARE EARTH minerals and create all kinds of their own polution….obviously we are being fucked with….and we seem to be fucking loving it…even though it’s hard to fucking climax to.

Some stepLINKS in the Morning…DON’T MIND IF I DO…

Kristin Cavallari Showing
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“He out a year cuz he bet his team was gonna win?” – Saints star questions NFL’s one-year suspension of Calvin Ridley due to gambling
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Lottie Moss Showing her Ass Off
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Gordon Ramsey’s Daughter Goes Topless for Women’s Day
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Celebs Celebrate International Women’s Day
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TikTok Pranks
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Offering People 1 Oz of Gold or 20 Dollars
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Fails Compilation Of People Failing Under Pressure!
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Cam Girls are Hot…
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