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2022

10

Mar

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

The thong may have been a conspiracy from the PATRIARCHY who run the UNDERWEAR consortium, or RACKET, or CARTEL depending on who you talk to, because you know there’s a group of perverts at the top of the food chain who own Factories in China and produce UNDERWEAR for the world…people need to catch their genital and asshole drips to SAVE their pants from a SHITTY end.

The Thong now is actually a pretty hot panty, not that I ever hated any panty, but I figure if you can scam a whole GENDER into thinking they NEEDED to swap out their old PANTIES for new skimpier pants..I’m all for it…GET THAT MONEY and let us celebrate by getting to see MORE ass cheek when half naked….I appreciate the THONG more now that it is a socially acceptable bikini bottom….

At the time of THONGs, if you had a bad ass, the thong was almost a disaster…but the bitches kept wearing them.

In this era of sexting, I guess the ladies have realized they can show off their assholes and their thongs, two birds, one stone, feeling clothed, when still showing asshole….which is the most woke, genderless, although woman ASSHOLE is much hotter than man ASSHOLE….ALWAYS….ORIFICE…

So here’s thongs and assholes, and the hype is neither the thong nor the asshole…but the fact that people feel the need to produce this content around what they think is the best version of themselves…THE ASSHOLE MAKING AN APPEARANCE….PEEKING OUT FROM AROUND THE CORNER OF THE THONG….fascinating.

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2022

10

Mar

Kristin Cavallari Tits of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari is what I would call a useless person, from a useless reality show, that I am sure most people never think of even with their recent REDO….

Not that she was even on “The Hills” because she decided she was too big for the spinoff, too big for reality TV and that she would have a mainstream career….but instead just ended up fucking pro athletes….getting knocked up…launching lifestyle brands direct to consumer because some of her fans still cared enough to buy her wares…white women are confusing like that…you know nostalgic…

I am a firm believer that she never mattered, even though for a period of time, her show LAGUNA BEACH was all that mattered to a specific group and people were obsessed with it…

So at a young age she had a sense of purpose, ego and obnoxiousness, celebrity, and all that…

But 20 years later….who fucking cares about her Orange County Rich Mom barely slutty shit…but I’ll still look, you know DOCUMENT the decline.

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2022

10

Mar

Malu Trevejo Nipple Piercings of the Day

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Any bitch who gets tits on her 18th birthday..so she can launch her only fans…is worth watching twerk…

This TikTok sensation, who now works with Bella Thorne on producing SMUTTY content around herself basically turned 18, got a set of tits, and now uses those tits to live out the dreams she probably could have lived out being a highly followed TikTok personality with Hispanic roots, but why bother going for the brand deals, trying to convince them to work with her, when you can just get the pervert audience busting out monthly subscription fees..

I’m not hating, if anything, I think this generation is wonderful and that they will wake up as SAVE us all because the MILLENNIALS are way too fucking woke, idiotic and the fucking worst, where the young people know the end of the world is near, so throw in the towel on FUTURE SELF….to deliver as CURRENT self…

I watched her booty control on her twerk in the bottom video and thought…I GET TIKTOK NOW….but I won’t get TIKTOK now…we deal with enough SPYWARE on the daily….who needs more TRACKING…when we should all be trying to MOVE OFF GRID!!

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2022

10

Mar

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drops…the fun way to flash tits because the collective brain need hashtags to inspire them to do the things they want to do…without the social pressure or anxiety of putting themselves out there on a limb and doing it themselves.

It’s always weird to me when I see slutty trends, like girls go to their MOM BLOGS or their favorite REDDITS or INFLUENCERS or PORN CHICKS that they think are cool, because their boyfriends jack off to them, to learn the “White Girl Instagram” way to approach slutty selfies…

This is basically the “Red Wine” with a Wine Meme but the titty version, far more fun when the ladies are trying to fit in with each other by showing tits in fun and creative, just not too creative, where they wouldn’t be going along with the masses…HIVE MIND SHIT…that’d be crazy…

For the end consumer, that’s US…we get to see tits, so the psychology of a woman who just wants to show her tits, but needs social movements to partake in to show their tits, because tits on their own is a scary concpt….dosn’t matter…because we get to see the tits…and making them DROP is a fun way to interact with titty content…so KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK LADIES..

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2022

10

Mar

Carmella Rose Ass of the Day

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You’ll be happy to know that MEL WITH A ROSE who I guess goes by CARMELLA ROSE…is FULLY vaccinated as she travels to the MALDIVES, one of those coveted and exclusive instagram destinations that is VACCINE only, you know to filter out the pure bloods that have been marketed as SWINE that must be kept in their stalls while the rest of the world lives…just not for a very long time, since I’ve read the Pfizer documents and you motherfuckers have been duped and all it took was a little virtue signalling to get you to INJECT HIV after years of trying to NOT get HIV into your system…that will essentially make you die from a basic cold…or if you’re lucky, you’ll just drop dead working out….you know because TRUST THE SCIENCE…

Look, I don’t wish death on anyone, but I know for a fact that I was pushing everything I knew about this shit as it came up, being flagged ANTI VAXXER HEATHEN…I tried to save and spread my message of NATURAL IMMUNITY….but no one listened, if anything the site suffered for it….SINKING SHIP…..

I knew you were falling for the worst ICE BUCKET challenge…especially when they tried making things mandatory…Like the MALDIVES…fuck the Maldives…and check out MEL WITH A ROSE before her premature death from TRUSTING THE SCIENCE….dumbos.

I tried to SAVE you….

Now let’s hope Mel with a Rose survives this…her ASS has more selfies to be taken for ENGAGEMENT and brand deals….the only MOTIVATOR around these days….

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2022

10

Mar

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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The fact that I write about tanlines every week is pretty ridiculous, I should just post the pictures, why the fuck would anyone need my interpretation or analysis of a bunch of random babes who got some sun, or who got sprayed to look like they got sun, since we basically live in a METAVERSE…thanks to the PANDEMIC that will be funny to see people try to adapt to after years of their hypochondria being validated…but where there’s a will there’s a way, and I like to think getting tanlines to switch things up on your OnlyFans is enough of a reason to RISK getting out there and taking on the sun….so that the fans get to see Nature’s Highlighter highlighting the good parts at work.

I’ve already said too much, click the pics, pervert..you disgust me….not really.

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2022

10

Mar

Internet Stretching and Other TikThots of the Day

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Internet Tits!

More Internet Tits

Internet Pantyhose

More Internet Pantyhose

Internet Ass

Internet Arabian Princess

I Get What She’s Doing Here

Just a Girl in her T-Shirt

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

10

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I saw some online activist posts something about International Women’s Day the other day that was along the lines of:

“To all those misogynistic men complaining about International Women’s Day….Well now that it’s over we have 363 days of international Men’s day”..

You now Patriarchy narrative, which I don’t fucking believe in, because when I read that…I think….Speak for yourself homo, everyday is women’s day for this motherfucker…

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2022

09

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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We may live in a simulation and the earth is probably flat, space is likely just an ocean, but it’s still fun to see that the “cool kids” who were all for the mainstream media narrative….being WOKE and virtue signalling…..are starting to understand that they were lied and abused!

Tthe GREAT AWAKENING is going to be pretty hilarious to see and I’m all for letting all the duped idiots who were outraged and called people racists for not going along with the narrative BACK INTO OUR LIVES….

We need them, now that they are less uptight and annoying…it’s the KEY to letting inappropriate jokes that hav made us laugh for years come back to our lives….this woke shit and acting like hall monitor for people that hate them..is crazy…

These rich pigs don’t give a fuck about you, they are here to EAT YOUR SOULS…they want you dead….while telling you to buy ELECTRIC CARS to deal with gas prices. THANKS…RICH GUY….

I saw a meme “No Driving for 2 Weeks to Flatten the Curve”…..THAT MEANS IT IS WORKING!

Let’s see what happend, but let’s make the apocalypse great again by lightening the fuck up people…

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Kate Upton Brings the BikinI Out Like Old Times
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Lottie Moss Brings the Booty
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Madison Beer Celebrates her Bday in Quite the Dress
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Aaron Donald retirement rumors were genuine, according to NFL insider
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Funny TikTok Pranks
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Speeding Driver Causes Accident
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Kim Kardashian Bikinis with a Helmet On
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EmRata’s Nude Throwbacks!
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Gordon Ramsey’s Daughter Goes Topless!
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The World’s Most Beautiful Athlete in FHM
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A Bunch of Fails
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Offering Random People 1 Oz Gold or 20 Dollars!
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Iran Special Force Fails
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Some Funny Memes
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15 Bridesmaid Dress Disasters
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Iskra Lawrence Booty on Set for Lingerie Shoot!
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Celebs on International Women’s Day
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Models for HUMP DAY
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Hot Paulina Blanco’s Over the Shoulder Booty Shot!
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Pitbull Gets Stolen – Caught on Tape
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Father Saves Cowboy Son from Bull
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Dog Forgets How Tiny his Legs are – Poor Guy
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The Netflix “Is it Cake” Show Seems Crazy
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QVC Salesman Stabs Himself with a Katana!
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The Lens That Makes Thing Invisible.
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7 Questions with a Christian Only Fans MILF!
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The NEC Championship Game Was Interrupted by a Fight in the Stands
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The Woman Was Blind Until She was 36
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VR Got Too Real
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Nude Model with Sour Grapes!
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Kristin Cavallari Sunkissed!
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The Fox that Giggles
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The Craziest Path Ever
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Highlights from the Slap Battle Hosted by Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Hot Model Sarah’s Sunday Funday
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Wanda Icardi’s THONG!
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Penelope Cruz Hot Legs
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Zoe Deutch Cleavage / Bikini Top / In NYC
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Dua Lipa Hot for Puma Being Hot
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Meg Thee Stallion Racy Performance
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Oliva Holt at an Event in a Bra Top Thing
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Lucy Hale in Leggings
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Katherine McNamara’s Tube Dress
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Ella Purnell Legs
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Daisy Edgar Jones at an Event
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Celebs Nude in the Movies
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Cinematic Taylor Sheridan Railroad Dildo Fuck
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Flashing the Bus
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PAWG!
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Amateur Hottie
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Fat Ass Covered in Whipped Cream
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Nurse’s Lingerie Display Ends with a Surprise
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Girls Swinging on Balls
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Sheer Dress
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Slutty Hotel Selfies
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They Say these Tits are Ukrainian…Hot
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Mashed-Up Madness
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Big Titty Drops
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Always be Prepared
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Sam Naked in the Bath
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Girl in Pink Lingerie Gets it Done
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Weird NFT Meme I Don’t Understand…
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Nice Ratio on this Dildo Riding Girl
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Busty in a Photoshoot
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We Call her the High Kicker
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Lesbians on the Back of a Truck
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Fast Hands – Good for the Dildo Fuck
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When the Exchange Student Moves In
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Dildo Backed Against the Wall
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Amateur Dick Suck
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Dildo Insertion
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Skinny Girl’s Amateur Sex Tape
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Pizza Pussy Pie
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Amateur Hard at Work
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Cuck Time
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Gillian Bonner Vintage Nude Shoot
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Masturbating Time
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Naked Nicole Posing
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We’ve Got a Hard Spread
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2022

09

Mar

Miley Cyrus Nipple of the Day

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Miley’s pretty fucking awesome. I think I’ve been pretty consistent on my support for Miley, because if you have an industry kitten, or industry slave, depending on whether you’re a glass half full or half empty motherfucker, who shows off her naked body consistently….you’re in a good place.

The Disney trained kid who I assume wasn’t put through the same insanity the poorer Disney kids seem to have been put through…not all young talent is treated the same…especially when they have industry dads with a hugely successful song….but her team definitely got it right when they had to rebrand her to keep that relevance with that Disney Audience by going with the TUMBLR IG NUDES….bring it to the MAINSTREAM…to inspire so many to follow her lead….when they could have just branded her some corny pop shit….NUDITY MAKES all things better….even MILEY.

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