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2022

16

Feb

Bella Thorne Shooting Pics of her Sister and Some Dicks of the Day

I’ve heard some fucking weird porn stories over the years, from sisters being thrown into porn on the youngest one’s 18th birthday, they were actually really nice girls, we did a photoshoot together, you know since I am a published model…check my instagram…I don’t log into…

But yeah, seeing sisters getting fucked together, always weird, but not as weird as older siblings or uncles, or dads filming their daughter’s or stepdaughter’s porn…the sibling thing is more accessible incest…and when they are half sisters what’s the big deal…not to mention…being pro sex, being a weird pervert, being the gateway between porn and mainstream…like Bella Thorne…loving that direct to consumer nude content money because porn makes money, just not for me…is what it’s about….

So here’s Bella Thorne, content producer, shooting her sister’s OnlyFans content, a little BTS…with a couple of dicks that you can only assume end up inside her, or in one of those pies…because porn is mainstream…and mainstream is porn in a Godless society of heathens crying for attnetion, easy money, and GOOD times…

There is a fetish here, the younger sister filming the older sister’s porn…when the younger sister is a famous disney kid…it’s pretty niche and specific…but it’s there….big pussy lips for all!

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2022

16

Feb

Miranda Kerr Bikini of the Day

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Miranda Kerr the sugar baby who gets it…because she approaches life with the simple attitude of “I was in Victoria’s Secret, Millionaires are So Boring, Weak and not actual winners, therefore I deserve the best and thus only date billionaires”….

She did her bottom feeding, probably literally, since actors are weird with Orlando Bloom when she was at her hottest….

An Australian billionaire I once knew told me how she cheated on Bloom with Bieber after a Victoria’s Secret fashion show before that story actually got leaked…it was my first and only EXCLUSIVE….and NO ONE fucking cared…because I am not a serious person, this is not a news site, I just shit post all day….

Then she ended up with a billionaire with a cool fucking yacht, which I guess didn’t work out because there was some billionaire drama there…that may have involved Mariah Carey…so she went for the younger, fresher billionaire who created SNAPCHAT….YOU KNOW because that NERD understood the power of
I only date billionaires…and now that NERD can show you all the amazing things that money can buy when you produce a cultural relevant sexting app that probably saved every nude ever sent and pretended it vanished…a scam, probably, but that’s the whole tech hustle…..and by all the amazing things I mean a still skinny VS model we’ve all forgotten about because she was being BRED for guaranteed child support payments…she’s a pro.

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2022

16

Feb

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Despite the propaganda they push on motherfuckers about forced medications, or other bullshit, the real key to health and wellness is diet and exercise…eat well, workout, then sleep well, thrive….

Taking medicines, being lazy, eating dog shit food full of chemicals that disrupt your hormones and basically poison you…is how you barely hold on…because you feel like shit every fucking day…exhausted…miserable…your body SCREAMING for nutrients…or some sort of movement to build muscles to carry your obesity down the street to buy more junk food….

Working out is a lot of fucking work, a lot of effort…it’s easier to be a fucking sloth pig stain on society…which is why everyone is fat…they’ve just given up and no matter how normalized they try to make it…it’s a fucking failure….it’s a total disrespect for life…it’s disgusting…ESPECIALLY when you’re a woman, because there’s a double standard here….there’s absolutely no excuse for fatties…which is why I am fully supportive of these half naked fitness girls being fit….and slutty…which I guess is just the way ladies are now….slutty…and not fit enough.

This is motivation for you to go jack off in front of gym windows until you get arrested….because you need to make moves in the world….leave your mark…all over the door handle.

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2022

16

Feb

Madelaine Petsch Titty Top of the Day

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Riverdale is a piece of shit TV show and I’ll assume that this Maddy Petsch knows it because she’s doing the whole influencer thing now that she’s got a following from being on the worst fucking show on TV….

You’d have to be some kind of crazy to think that Riverdale is or was a good show, it’s probably pretty embarrassing for all parties involved, but at the same time it was the lottery they needed, except for that Disney Fleshlight who plays Jughead….he had money before this shit, unless his parents did the CULKIN and took it all, forcing him to basically suck dick on CW, because if being on Riverdale isn’t abuse, or self mutilation, a little AUTO EROTIC choking yourself out…I don’t know what it is…other than a terrible show..

But yeah, a terrible shwo that brought these tits to our lives…you know because that’s what social media content is….tits…otherwise keep the scroll on….

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2022

16

Feb

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy Wedgies….

This is for when the pussies are too big for the tight pants…for when the pussy is fucking hungry because it’s being sexualized all day because we live in a society of fucking pervert and everyone just wants to cum to weird fucking shit because of the dopamine release, the indoctrination of the easy money for lazy people, here’s my asshole pay me, removing the romance and excitement from sexting and turning it into transactional….

I’m not saying all these pussies are exposed through their pants for funny, but I do know when I see pussy wedgies in public, that the girls rocking the cameltoe are likely getting off to the fabric rubbing into them as strangers watch…or maybe it’s from the buttplug they walk around with…because everyone’s nutty….

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2022

16

Feb

Junglist Soulja of the Day

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I used to go to drum and bass and jungle parties in the 90s because I could drink until 10 am when other parties ended at 3 am…for the math experts out there…that’s 7 hours of extra drinking….I don’t really remember the parties…but I can assure you that the ratty raver kids who were into the music were not like this….but should of been…middle aged and vibing hard…..but I wish they were…

This was posted on upside down 50 cent’s feed…where I source all my news…

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2022

16

Feb

Bebe Rexha Titty Bounce of the Day

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Here’s Bebe Rexha showing her fat girl tits….

I am sure a lot of you like that large breast plate that house the fat girl tits….

It’s not really my vibe…..because big girls are supposed to have big girl tits, if they don’t it’s just fucking weird….and when they do..I just think LUNCH LADY…

It’s like who is this CAFETERIA worker on vacation at the all inclusive in full hair and make-up using a FILTER…having the time of her life…maybe she put some of her lunch lady money into CRYPTO early on and can afford that 2,000 dollar for a week of unadulterated good times….not that I know what unadulterated means….or maybe she just won a scratchy lottery ticket….BINGO.

But instead of it being a lunch lady, it’s a “Pop star”…in her mid 30s…who was kept locked in a basement for her 20s…

Like some fat chicks, she’s not necessarily ugly…just into eating more calories than she burns…even with her pop dance life…how does that work? CAKE!

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2022

16

Feb

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed….the final frontier…I don’t even watch that nerd Star Wars shit, but figured it would make at least one of you cum yourself because Star Wars is the only thing you fucking love…

THESE ARE THE GIRLS…of the WEEED SHIP MILLENNIUM FALCON…who have decided that smoking weed is a marketing hook, an industry category they can excel in, some ACTIVISM they can get behind WHILE getting high…

I figure weed, which is Legal in Canada, is one of those plants that has a lot of uses, if it was never made illegal, our entire industrialized world and medical world would look a fuck of a lot different…and I suggest all you motherfuckers smoke weed to be better people..or at least look at girls who smoke weed trying to be nude weed influencers…because any excuse to get naked is worth jerking off to like it’s STAR WARS.

You fucking nerd.

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2022

16

Feb

Demi Lovato Non Binary Underboob of the Day

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Trans Baiter…

Theres no doubt that Demi Lovato is a broken creature who has been violated by the entertainment industry, based on her HEROIN addiction alone….

So when you see her being an unstable mental case that they’ve decided to use to push the TRANS agenda by denouncing her gender, despite having her tits out and an assumed pussy, you know to either milk or maximize on a WOKE AGENDA that she’s BALLS deep in which may have been part of the contract she signed to bring back her career that should have ended after her brain damaging head injury…..like she was Bob Saget (what’s up with that by the way?)….and by head injury I mean overdose..

Her fan base is young people, her having a Heroin overdose isn’t cool, isn’t awesome, no matter how hard they push that shit on EUPHORIA….it’s disgusting and should not be forgiven…it’s irresponsible and she is not someone you should wnat influencing your kids like some kind of predator…whether she’s a HE, SHE, IT, THEY….the gender shit is just political woke bullshit…that you know she doesn’t actually believe..

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2022

16

Feb

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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When you’re out of WET SPOTS because the ladies are drying up, must be the VACCINE…you know the only WET SPOTS they are getting is their PERIOD 9-12 times a month….or maybe they’ve ended up on this site and it’s dried them up…I have that affect on women…even through the power of my prose…

So when the WET SPOTS dry up….and the whole point of WET SPOTS is to do a clickbait no one wants to CLICK…it’s a passion….

I bring out the FATTIES.

I know, no fat chicks allowed, but FAT CHICKS are everywhere, hard to escape them, especially when they are SHITTING on your chest…