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Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day
Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day
Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day
Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day
Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day
Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day
Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day
Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2022

04

Feb

Lily Mo Sheen Cleavage of the Day

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Lily Mo Sheen is not Charlie Sheen’s AIDS baby that grew up because she’s got that maskless Magic Johnson antibodies….but I like to say that she is because my comedy is not funny, that’s the whole point….so unfunny that it is funny…it’s a craft…not a very good craft…but people get rich off one awkward dance on TikTok….that takes 2-10 minutes to produce….so fuck yourself….

Lily Mo Sheen is that FREAK Kate Beckinsale who doesn’t age, because she lets young guys cum in her dried up menopausal womb, you know for their lifeforce….with some other SHEEn unrelated to Charlie…but maybe played by the same actor in this simulation…who fucking cares….this is about jerking off to their daughter.

She’s got a series of nudes that have been leaked, I don’t post them because with my HIGH visibility being the ULTIMATE celebrity site, even though about 10 have stolen my former glory I never had….I don’t post them…but you can google them, find them, and see them for yourself…the one time I did post them I got Lawyers letters and when you make 3 dollars a day off a website…lawyers letters can be fucking annoying…all to share pics of some naked child of celebrities being racy like every girl her age, like every attention seeking rich girl tryng to piss of her parents…but it is worth a look, she’s got good tits and I think she’s getting eaten out in one of her leaked nudes…that’s HOT…and I guess so is her cleavage when you can use it as foreplay before googling her getting her pussy eaten out.

There’s a science to this shit, I just haven’t figured it out, TRUST the science.

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2022

04

Feb

Barbara Palvin Tits of the Day

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This is a pretty creepy energy shoot from Barbara Palvin who was recruited by Victoria’s Secret basically on her 18th birthday from some Eastern European country, so you know that she was not involved in any weirdness from rich creepy people…OBVIOUSLY….they just used her as a patsy to divert attention from Miranda Kerr fucking Bieber when she was still married to Orlando Bloom and in her 30s….when Bieber was under 20….you know COUGAR shit that is hardly COUGAR shit when the COUGARS is a trashy VS model…

The brand did turn their back on her because like many 18 year olds, she grew into her tits, and they weren’t a woke, tranny casting, fatty casting, appeasing the WOKE corporation…so they got rid of her….then brought her back recently…adn I think for the most part she’s pretty fucking hot…especially with her tits in a top that’s sheer enough for me to see some of the nipple shit stain….even when she’s looking like a demon who crawled out of a grave to eat your fucking soul ideally through her vagina…because that’d be a fun way for your soul to be eaten.

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2022

04

Feb

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I named this Feminist Friday because I like alliterations, I am old like that…the fact that my dumb ass, uneducated ass, unable to read, write or recall memories ass even knows what an alliteration is, is more reason for me to name BRALESS chicks something that starts with “F”…and historically, the bra burners were the feminists in the 60s…so it’s a tribute to the leaders that started the snowball that has turned into a fucking nightmare, horror movie level snowball, that will SUFFOCATE us all when it rolls through our town, usually at the college level…

I like braless bitches, which is a trend, a style choice, what the girls do now, even when they aren’t feminists because bras suck…I saw yesterday that a bra almost killed dopey faced, Kate Upton before Kate Upton, Brooklyn Decker…because BRAS are the enemy…

So this is for old school feminists, not the news school genderless feminists who have taken gender out of everything, who write history as HERSToRY, who do other dumb shit like call mandates, THEYDATES, you know the type of angry if you ask them if they are having a nice day, or if you suggest they smile…MANSPLAINER…as they smear their periods on either their faces, or canvas that they sell as ART to other idiots who pander to their fucking disgusting feminist pride, despite not believing in traditional gender roles, thinking being a WOMAN is the worst…they are just there to hate on men…

This is not named for them….

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2022

04

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio White Bikini of the Day

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I am not saying that the Victoria’s Secret people are human traffickers, I’m just saying that the mainstream news seems to think that the founder of Victoria’s Secret, who owned Victoria’s Secret up until recently, was one of the world’s most famous human trafficker financiers…

I don’t believe any of the storylines they feed us on that human trafficker, I think it’s all a cover-up or distraction, because it’s probably FAR worse than what we know, but that’s pretty expected in these things and if it doesn’t affect you, it doesn’t fucking matter really…so let the other people deal with it…while I stare at Ambrosio’s tits.

I just find it fucking weird that she was cast out of all the girls in Brazil to be one of their models, who stuck it out with the brand as long as she has…at the time, she wasn’t that hot….

But I find it weirder that she’s hotter at 40, retired from the brand that I am sure had all kinds of guidelines she had to meet in terms of maintaining her hotness…but for whatever reason waited until 40 to really fucking hit…

It pretty much defies science, which is why I think she either has dirt on the inner workings of the brand….OR…she’s created in a Lab like Josephine Skriver…either way, women don’t age hotter…so SOMETHING SCI/FI must be going on here….I just don’t have the answers and don’t mind going along with it because she looks hot…and that backstory is irrelevant to normies like us.

TITS…are relevant to normies like us….

So focus on that.

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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Alessandra Ambrosio

2022

04

Feb

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full back panties are viewed as the bastard child, or the redheaded stepchild, or the bitch you’re about to fuck who has a herpes outbreak, forcing you to make an important decision whether you really believe in the GERM THEORY…ARE VIRUSES REAL OR NOT….of panties…

It’s the panty reserved for relationships, which is why relationships are depressing, they are the panty reserved for periods, which is why periods are depressing…AND CREEPY….they are the panty that the new generation may think are hot because they’ve been SHIT on for the last 20 years in panty marketing….LITERALLY….

But as a dude, panties on bitches are always hot, maybe it’s the psychological wall they create, the challenge they offer the motivated to get them off, or maybe it’s just for the romantics who still like the process, not the straight to throat fucking porn for the only fans channel….SMALL DICKS TRY TO THROAT FUCK….that has no subscribers…as it should.


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2022

04

Feb

Stella Maxwell Tits on a Boat of the Day

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Stella Maxwell may be a hot Victoria’s Secret model, but she wasn’t always a hot Victoria’s Secret model, her early work when she was more androgynous in an era where the hipsters were androgynous, not blue haired chopping off their dick androgynous, just more “Gender Bending” paving the wave for the woke dick choppers…

I remember posting her Terry Richardson nudes, REMEMBER THAT GUY….and thinking she sucks….but I guess she realized playing the cliche hot blonde chick was a better approach, so she got some tiny implants, got put the map and got to be progressive by pushing her lesbianism like Cara Delevingne, both competing to fuck the most A-List pussy they can get their hands on as A-List pussy look for angles to seem woke enough to maintain fans in this bullshit era…

She’s fucked all kinds of bitches, Kristen Stewart, Miley Cyrus, Bella Hadid….and even Barbara Palvin who she was BFFs with before using Palvin’s connections to be her BEST version of herself, you know maximized potential.

In conclusion, she’s on a boat.

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2022

04

Feb

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are an accessible fetish because they sell them in every drug store so every middle of the road lady can get her freak on, even when fishnets have been normalized and are no longer considered all that freaky, since women wear butt plugs to work now….fishnets are more your granny’s choice of lingerie…and not because they were 1920s French Prosititutes, but because they aren’t as whorish as their peers, even though I am sure there are a bunch who are…

So yeah, fishnets, easy to make happen…but you know somewhere out there a dude is jerking off to fishnets for all the wrong reasons, like because of his masturbation method of choice is putting his dick in a fresh net caught fish on his sunday afternoon at the pond behind his house that his wife doesn’t know he’s cheating on her with fish…but she does notice it tastes a little funny after they fry it up for dinner.

FISHNETS ARE NOT JUST FOR FISH FUCKING FREAKS..

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2022

04

Feb

Cowgirl Reveal and Other TikToks on Youtube of the Day

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Tit-Toks and Ass

Instructional Video

Face is Innocent, Outfit is Racy

Weekend Vibes

Outfit Reveal

Titty in a Tight Top

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

04

Feb

The Freedom Rally the Police Call – Dangerous and Volatile. and Other Videos of the Day

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The Olympic Host Country is fucking nuts with the propaganda

DANGEROUS VETERANS CLEARING SNOW AT THE WAR MEMORIAL at the FREEDOM Rally

FREEEDOM!!

Amish Helping the Truckers…

Rappaport Hit with a Snowball, Funnier if it was REAL, but if it was REAL, he’d be crying more….BITCH MADE CUCK.

The Olympic Host Country is fucking nuts with the propaganda

New World Order Cops Beat Up Girls.

The Olympic Host Country Is Fucking Nuts

If you believe the Trannies are in Cosplay – Watch This…

If you don’t want to be fat, you’re fat phobic…ASSHOLE….CANCELLED.

THE SUN IS GOOD FOR YOU – IT SENDS YOU MESSAGES – THEY WANT YOU SICK

RIDING BISON FOR FREEDOM

Woman Forgets About Loaded Gun at TSA Checkpoint

Bearded Karen at the Deli Counter

YOU ARE A LIAR…

Police Give Truckers Food, While Police Spokesperson Pretends they are Dangerous…

Bro Calls Out Two Covid Cult Members Likely Paid to Be there….in their Masks…because they don’t own balls..

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

04

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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We live in a dystopian hell, and not even because the world leaders look like victims of an alien invasion…YOU KNOW ALIENS in skin suits fucking with our lives over viruses, climate change and other crazy shit….which may get you committed for saying because people think you’re nuts for thinking that nothing is real in this actor based reality show we call life….you know as our overlords watch over us like a videogame seeing how far they can go with it….I mean there’s gotta be a reason that as a sheltered kid playing with rocks I’d paint faces on because I was poor, I always felt like someone from the ether was doing that to me….so if I came up with that concept on my own as a child, the SNOWGLOBE theory that earth is a video game we are NPCs in…..it must be true, you know brought here with me from the ETHER…

That’s not the point, the point is that we live in a dystopian hell because people as a group get rich for doing 6 second long awkward dance videos on a Chinese spyware app, and the dances they are doing are not even original dances, but rather copying 1000s of other people who are doing the exact same awkward dance….trying to get on Ellen where they do that dance for the mass audience acting like they’ve “made it” or like they matter…when all they did was a shitty viral dance…it’s absurdity and the fall of society at its worst….but at least they got their tits out, you can’t get mad at titties.

Here are some morning LInks…

Jennifer Lopez Talks About Her Romance with Ben Affleck
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Substitute Teacher Fired After Shopping for Sex Toys During Class!
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Oscar De La Hoya Celebrates His Birthday in His Underwear With Girlfriend Holly Sonders – MEN’S UNDERWEAR
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Nude model Kate on Chairs…
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Baby Pygmy Marmosets Hang Onto Man’s Fingers
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Boxing Match Between Two Orangutans!
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Meet Ruri, The Friendliest Frog On Earth!
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Car Pull Fail
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The Mello Difference
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CAM SLUTS ARE THE BEST!
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