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2022

25

Jan

Jerk Off to Ski Mask Girl of the Day

You may not know this about me, but I am a fan of the mask, just not the bullshit COVID masks that don’t work, cause illness, because you’re breathing in your own wet dirty air all fucking day, and more importantly they don’t stop the spread of the virus, so all these fools into the mask are just buying into the narrative or virtue signalling, using it as their blanky to keep them safe and warm in a scary scary world when they are scared of a lame virus most people have already had and haven’t died of….the mask, almost as bad as people lining up for a mandated vaccine that isn’t a vaccine, that is experimental, and that can kill, who knows, there’s no long term data, but GIVE it to your kids, who are 0 risk of dying of COVID…you fucking idiots…DO YOU EVEN THINK BRO…

Anyway, I like a different kind of mask and if I ever had to do any public appearances, I’d be rocking one of my LUCHADOR masks, as I have in the past and as I do everyday at the top of the site….HI….

So when I see girls in the ski mask, which back in the day was a way to get hot chicks who would never get naked on the internet, to get naked on the internet “NO ONE WILL KNOW IT IS YOU”…and some of my BEST sexts have been with my very own SKI MASK girl….just not this SKI MASK girl…who is doing what we were doing 10 years ago…probably better than we did it…cuz it is a slutty generation.

That said, the ski mask, a reminder of a better time….and this SKI MASK girl embodies that..so it’s nothing new, but I welcome it in an era of everyone being the same thirsty attention seeking fuck, mainly because her ass is awesome….but also because when they are IN MASK they are not in stupid augmented filter bullshits.

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2022

25

Jan

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I don’t leave the basement mold filled 300 square foot of pure shit smell that I call home, because home is where the heart is, or in this case, where the diseased wife who won’t die but who pays the rent lives…and leaving the house would mean getting fresh air…only to come back to realize the smells I actually live in…and we can’t have that…better to acclimatize an stay acclimatized…

But I have left the house in the past, on that GROCERY store run to see all the hive mind drones in their masks not making eye contact with other humans for fear of catching COVID…it’s a fucking weird world out there…pure dystopia…but at least we get to witness to apocalypse.

More importantly, the hive mind makes people do things beyond accepting the mainstream narrative, following the rules, and being WOKE to feel like good people, even though they are all horrible people….and THOSE things involve being slutty…and being slutty means slutty content in person…and on the internet….

The more hardcore girls go, the more the needle on the SLUT METER moves to DEPRAVED whore…and the middle of the road girls all of sudden become the SLUTTY girl of 10 years ago…

So they’re producing selfie porn for their sex partners, like it’s no big deal, when it was A HUGE deal not that long ago….and they’re walking around in pants that leave little to the imagination…I CAN SEE THE RIDGES OF THEIR ASSHOLE and MEATYNESS of their cunt…and it’s glorious…

Naturally, if they are going to wear tight pants to the grocery store, for old fucks like me to get boners staring at them….then they’re going to not waste the opportunity to selfie it and post to their IG, otherwise why bother wearing tight pants at all, since everyone that matters to them are their FANS on the social media or some bullshit…

That’s why this is a round-up of TIGHT PANTS…because there’s enough TIGHT pants going around that there’s endless tight pant content…and that’s fun to old guys like me that remember an era when people had morals and values and you had to DIG to find the proper level of whore…NOW that kind of WHORE is in ALL places…you can’t avoid it….so check it out.

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2022

25

Jan

Important TikTok Content to Distract You While the World Collapses and Other Videos of the Day

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New Zealand Monster Grinning when Talking about Suicide (spoiler alert, they are satanists oh and she has a dick)

New Zealand Monster has a Dick…Swinging her Dick

Mask Monster vs Black Lives Matter

Unhinged….nutcase

Covid Vaccine and Miscarriages and Cancer …IT MUST BE A CONSPIRACY…

Honduras Politicians Brawling…

Belarus Doesn’t Believe in Covid….

This woman works at a School Board somewhere….

YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN

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2022

25

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There are two funny stories I heard.

The first is that this TRUCKER CONVOY has raised over 4,000,000 dollars on GoFundMe to protest the tyrannical vaccine mandates that they are being forced to comply with in order to do their job of bringing goods over the USA/CANADA border….and GoFundMe is holding the funds to make sure it’s not for some white nationalist trumpers….you know those ANTI-VAXXERS, some of whom are VACCINATED but believe in the basic FREEDOMS of people to not be FORCED to get a shot according to the lawmakers that we have elected, since the vaccine is still experimental and clearly doesn’t work…

So 50,000 USA/Canadian truckers, probably of all ethnicities, despite being labeled white nationalists, are heading to the Capitol of Canada in order to say “fuck off”….which is an amazing thing for the future of our Countries…something we should ALL hope makes an actual difference and instead of people being excited that SOMEONE is finally standing up for them…vaccinated or not…they are dragging the truckers doing this through the MUD…it’s crazy…like everyone is brainwashed by the propaganda machine an the chips that have been implanted in their brains or some shit…

FREEDOM OVER ALL…

The second, which is actually funny, whereas the trucker one is more depressing is that Neil Young, the Canadian rocker in his 80s, has decided to flex is atrophied geriatric muscles and has given SPOTIFY an ultimatum….DROP JOE ROGAN…a relevant, possibly the most relevant talk show hose in America that is exclusive to their platfrom and that makes them a ton of money, or NO MORE NEIL YOUNG SONGS….oh no…

I thought he sold his songs for 500 million dollars last year, meaning he doesn’t even own his own songs if I am right on that fact…but also who gives a fuck about his music, except maybe Darryl Hannah…his wife…

More importantly, he is a High School Drop Out…who in his panic, anxiety, brainwashing, sold his soul to the devil retardation, has decided that Rogan, featuring EXPERTS IN THE FIELD WHO GO AGAINST THE NARRATIVE, is something that MUST be protested by the “anti-establishment hippie” who has grown into a CUCK.

The dude has no fucking expertise on the subject and in 2012 said he was scared he was developing dementia…..

So some demented old guy, with no expertise or credentials, has decided that Joe Rogan having coversations with people who do have credentials about relevant subjects, only because their opinion differs from the narrative that Neil Young subscribes to, he will take his songs away from the subscribers to the platform…

I repeat, Neil Young is throwing a tantrum because he doest like the conversation people are having on a streaming platform….and wants to create a BOYCOT because of it…

What a fucking weird world..

Some morning links…

Liz Hurley in a Bikini
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Jared Goff and Christen Harper in Turks and Caicos
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Rebecca Louise Naked in Euphoria
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Rebecca Naked in 2015
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Neil Young says he’ll leave Spotify over Joe Rogan
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A-Rod and His Girlfriend Followed Up the Packers Game by Attending a Timberwolves Game
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Jennifer Lopez Leads the Bike Gang!
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Alex Trebek’s LA home goes up for sale
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Antonio Brown Wants to Play With Lamar Jackson
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Looking At The World’s First Automatic Strike Bowling Ball!
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Revealing The Secrets Behind The Most Incredible Magic Tricks!
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Crazy Streamer Maces Friend, Doesn’t Understand Why She Got Arrested!
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CAM GIRLS ARE EVERYTHING!
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2022

24

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Let’s hope that you find yourself a girl who is spreading like she was COVID, only her spreading is her legs not a miserable virus that has ruined all of our lives, even those who don’t want to admit that their lives are ruined becasue you still live in freedom and can go about your day….in which case I guess you’re right…BUT COVID is still apparently HIGHLY contatious so it SPREADS wide, and far, deep and fast…and if you find yourself a girl who spreads like COVID…you may be in a good place….unless she’s got her her own petri dish of viruses either, some GAIN OF FUNCTION experiments taking place in her PANTIES….or womb…in which case put on your nose plug and googles and JUMP THE FUCK IN…we’re all going to die anyway…might as well do it fucking humans not yourself….

DO IT FOR HUMANITY…or to find your humanity because it seems like everyone is a robot and that’s fucking weird…talking to your screens instead of whispering sweet nothings into each other’s ears…PILLOW TALK…or using the clit as a mic and the gaping hole as an echo chamber that AMPLIFIES your words…

Or you could just click some links…all that other shit requires too much effort…and we’re too lazy for that!

Here are some StepLINKS

Christina Aguilera Poses Topless and It’s Wild
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Valerie Loureda Booty in the Sand
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Sommer Ray and her Biggest Fan
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Hailey Baldwin’s Hot Bikini Body
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Pornstar Elsa Jean Poses for Playboy
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Spice Girls are Reuniting for Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz’ Wedding
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The “If I Went to Euphoria High” Challenge is Pretty Great
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Former Cyclist in Lingerie and It’s Good
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Demi Rose in a Sheer Dress
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Emma Roberts’ Husband Lost his Shit After Splitting Up – Gets Arrested!
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More Details on Garret Hudlund’s Public Intoxication
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10 Songs with Hidden Meaning
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Before and After – BEARD Edition
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These CUSTOM MADE ACTION FIGURS are Hilariou
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Drive Thru Invisible Driver Prank
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Mating Dance of the Blue Footed Booby
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Delivery Driver comes Face to Face with a Bear
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Gwyneth Paltrow Talks About her Vagina Candle
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Braless Gabrielle Union
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Packers Fan Loses His Mind to the Loss
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Tom Brady gives hilarious Marshawn Lynch-esque answer to rare unsportsmanlike conduct penalty
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Pete Davidson and Colin Jost Bought a Ferry
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Mallory Edens Hot Bikini Bod
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Party was LIT
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Diving into a Swim Cap in Slow Motion
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Massiv Plane Emerges from the Fog
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How to Ruin a Perfectionist’s Vacation
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Show Girl Kily and her Awesome Costumes!
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Mahomes Fiancee is Pretty Pumped
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Dakota Johnson Talks Fashion
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Throwing Smoothie on Store Worker Doesn’t Workout
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Man Fights Bear to Save Dogs
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RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES
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Devastated Bills Fan!
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Nina Dobrev Throw Back!
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5000 Cars Stuck in Snow in Turkey
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Boiling Water in Freezing Weather Challenge
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Amazing Moving Hack
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Paige VanZant Jokes About Making a Sex Tape
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A Bunch of Memes
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Awesome Boots – Get Some
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Kim K’s Insane Body in a Swimsuit
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Ashley Benson Caught by the Paparazzi
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Julia Fox Sold Her Soul – Now she Exists
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Cara Delevingne has Skinny Legs
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Kiernan Shipka in a Dress
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Madelaine Petsch Legs
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Rosamund Pike Weird Outfit
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Olivia Culpo’s Cleavage for a Magazine
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Avril Lavingne in a Creepy Photoshoot
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Caitrona Balfe in a Magazine
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Vanessa Hudgens in Complex
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Maude Apatow in a Magazine
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Iris Law in a Magazine
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Cinematic Masturbation
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Middle Aged Woman Terrorizes Locals
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Butt Holes
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How to Wash Floors
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Tanning Sluts
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AMAZING BOOBS
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Pussy Reflection
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Depressing Porn
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Monster Titties
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Scumbag of the Day
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TITTY SHOW
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The Dildo Stool
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They Call this No Chance
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Hot Dana an her Tits
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A Bunch of Butts
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Tent Tits
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MENTAL MONDAYS
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Hot Redhead and her Tits
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Weirdo Dildo
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That Was Unexpected
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No Panties Upskirt
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25 People having a SHitty Day
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Labia in the Wind
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Pulling the Tits Out
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Just Some Girlfriends Being Perverts
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Amateur Sex Time
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Fingers in the Ass
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AMateur Anal
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Lifting Up Dildos
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Busty Aly Star!
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Amateur Sex!
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Dildo in the Ass
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Nurses!
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WORST FETISH EVER!
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Butt Plug on the Beach
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2022

24

Jan

Kourtney Kardashian Old in a Swimsuit of the Day

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This just in…Kourtney Kardashian is half naked despite being old….and brave enough to put her doughy mom body into some strappy outfit to squeeze out of in terrible ways.

I guess the WITCHCRAFT spell that has made the Kardashians a thing, a billion dollar thing, is not a powerful enough spell for the oldest daughter look like an old bitch….even with the filters and photoshop….

I know Koutney was arguably the only daughter worth possibly having sex with when they all went viral 10 or more years ago, but none of them were really ever that good, and I’d have sex with a mouldy old sandwich if it was wet enough, so having sex with some rich tanned hairy chick isn’t really that much of a stretch…but you get what I am saying…she was the best of the main 3, not saying much, but she’s way worse now…

I know Travis Barker seems to like it, but I just assume that’s part of some sort of weird ritual…and despite the TRAVIS BARKER sperm deep inside her menopausal womb, the photoshop, the filters…she’s looking like an old lady…too old to be taking slutty selfies in these kinds of outfits….old enough for the media to say she’s brave because most old bitches know they are disgusting and don’t behave like this…

I like to think it’s a good opportunity to try to understand how her blown out mom pussy being squeezed out of her bikini….

I don’t know what their Mary “Lady of Fatima” statue and snow globe have to do with producing SMUT, but I do know the first Secret of FATIMA is that HELL exists…so in keeping with ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE DEMONIC…I’ll assume ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE DEMONIC.

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2022

24

Jan

Lourdes Leon Lingerie of the Day

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Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s daughter, who I guess she didn’t human sacrifice for her Satanic church she has claimed to be the Grand Dame of, which you could argue is just her buying into conspiracy that the whole entertainment industry is run by a bunch of satanists who sell their soul for their careers and who go to weird sex parties where they do human sacrifices and other shit…

I am sure all the symbolism in their videos, photoshoots and other godless shit they do is just jokes….you know…so that the Alex Jones’ of the world have fuel to perpetuate their LIES about them…ALL PRESS IS GOOD PRESS and rich people are never weird as fuck…

But yeah, Lourdes Leon, is now a lingerie model for Rihanna, the human trafficked 15 year old who just happened to make it in the USA despite being broke as shit from Barbados, because she had so much fucking talent that they had to delete her singing at her High School for fear of people catching on….that shit existed, but is no more…erased from the internet…I WONDER WHY…

So yeah, the lingerie empire queen has cast Madonna’s kid to be her ambassador and this is what that looks like…not terrible, but likely demonic, but what isn’t these days….now that no one has a fucking soul.

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2022

24

Jan

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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It’s my weekly HEALTHCARE WORKERS AREN’T HEROES post…that I’ve been doing throughout the pandemic, which may not be going on where you are from, as places are opening up and saying “let’s just live with COVID, fuck this bullshit agenda”…there are places like Canada are tripling down on this shit, because they see Australia’s tyranny and feel left out…or some shit…I don’t know…maybe there’s a GLOBAL agenda…maybe there’s BOOKS written about resets that are pretty terrifying and the longer this shit goes on, the more their narrative collapses and the more people realize the media has been lying to them….

But yeah, part of pushing the covid thing pre-vaccine, was to make the underpaid overworked nurses feel like stars…have parades for them…so that they’ll buy into the whole chaos…even if they didn’t really believe it and knew that the hospitals were fucking empty…they couldn’t let the people know that they were frauds and not actual heroes…

Then the vaccine happened, and they decided to fire their medical staff that didn’t go along with it…..because that’s how you thank HEROES…you rob them of their livelihood because they don’t want an experimental medication they didn’t need the first run with the virus….it is all pretty dumb….

But in the process, enterprising nurses figured out getting naked on the internet was a good way to get people to show their thanks, to praise them, the worship thm…they were HEROES afterall….while you were streaming, they were struggling to live….moving into the family RV and not seeing their kids because they were contaminated…just not contaminated enough to die…or to fear exposing their pussy in the hospital bathrooms…because where there is a will there is a way…or some shit.

These are some nurses being hot….even if nursing by definition is not hot….so many germs, diseases, death, viruses, and grossness….but nothing like getting naked on the internet to release that dopamine to help you power through….TRUE HEROES…

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2022

24

Jan

Ireland Baldwin Lingerie of the Day

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I don’t know why these Ireland Baldwin pictures look like weirdo fan art you see people jerk off on on Reddit…or wherever they used to do their cumtributes, it’s been a thing for a long time….but it’s got straight up flea market art vibes…and it’s not even a drawing or painting…it’s not some AIRBRUSH art…but rather a PHOTOGRAPH…that has been filtered so hard she’s a caricature….and not even a GOOD caricature…..but at least she’s trying…

You have to wonder why someone who has Alec Badlwin as a dad, whether he’s been active in her life, I don’t fucking know, but he’s pretty famous, even before he was involved in murderous movie sets…people loved him, despite being a huge fucking asshole…and from that alone…Ireland should have been on the Kate Hudson path of talentless hack with the right parents…only in Ireland’s generation…being a half naked instagram model is that goal….at least that is what it seems because you don’t have to waste your time learning lines, or waiting around on set like some kind of peasant with a job….you can just spend your days doing this shit, send them to mom and dad on the BCC, and collect your allowance…the way being a RIcH kid is supposed to be.

Now, I am intimidated by Ireland’s sheer size, I know she could suffocate me with her tits if she wanted to kill me in the most respectful way…you know not by shooting me with a prop gun….and as a victim of sexual assualt…being pinned down by big women scare me…and sure, I married my assaulter…but at least the rent is paid.

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2022

24

Jan

Alexis Ren Semi Nude of the Day

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Alexis Ren is one of the first instagram girls to go viral on an international level, all for being a hot half naked bitch in a bikini going on epic trips, so the middle of the road losers who bought into the lie of society can live vicariously through her…

I know it sounds ridiculous, but Alexis Ren inspired 100,000s of girls to figure out how to get paid to travel in bikini…and now there are just so many of them out there that if you were a hot chick wanting to go viral for traveling to epic places in a bikini…NO ONE would notice….

Just a few hours ago, I was digging through Youtube and had at least 5-6 accounts pushed on me….one was a girl building an off grid cabin in the woods, another was a girl who lived in a van, another was a girl who lives on a sailboat, one was a lesbian couple who lived in a van for 2 years, then built an off grid cabin, but still live in the van sometimes….and every single one of them had a slutty BIKINI thumbnail…because they all have to reduce themselves to half naked clickbait to get the views that finance their “alternative” existence that seem to be pretty standard existence…since so many people are existing like that….

Well, they can thank Alexis Ren for that…turn the travel lifestyle, into softcore porno…

Now, Alexis Ren got some fake tits with her internet money, and I guess she’s getting her money’s worth, or maybe making content around them for her feed so that she can write them off as an expense…and this is that SAUNA SESSION…tits that are her tits, but weren’t her tits a few years ago as they lay on the factory floor….but they are HERS now…and you get to look at them….because that’s what being the first of many allows her to do.

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