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2022

19

Jan

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Normalizing obesity, calling it fitness….that’s the era we are currently in…because if you label it fitness despite it being fat…then it no longer is fat even though it is still fucking fat…

I know there are stories about how fitness leads to a healthy and better life, but those people who used to push that propaganda don’t factor in that living a long healthy life isn’t everyone’s dream…some of us like to sit, rot and die after too much shitty fast food and lack of exercise…

The whole fat people being fit, although absurd, is pretty inclusive….and makes people feel good…so where’s the harm in that…they’re going to die from being fat anyway…let them live in delusions of laziness…

I laugh when I see fatties whine about unattainable body image in the media…dumbos… unattainable bodies are attainable if people choose to work at it and try, only in a society of victims, lazy victims, why would they ever try…when they can still be fitness influencers getting brand deals from fitness brands all without ever breaking a sweat….

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2022

19

Jan

Christina Milian Bra and Panties of the Day

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I don’t know why Christina Milian’s belly button looks like a gaping asshole, or even a gaping pussy with some LABIA MINORA exposed since all vaginas are different….

I know, I follow the VAGINA Support groups of the internet where some pervert created a movement of girls uploading their pussies for empowerment, you know make them think they are doing it for empowerment, and motherfuckers like us get to SEE all the pussy lips out there…

But yeah, Belly Buttons aren’t supposed to look like a gaping pussy….ALL PINK ON THE INSIDE pussy…with inner LABIA…..but when you have a couple of kids, I guess that kind of thing happens.

You’d think wit the level of retouching going on in this pic, you know her face all smoothed out at 45 years old…SURE Milian…I BELIEVE this fucking lie….then thre’s the whole instagram filter coloring they’ve added to the caricature of herself…one that’s more CGI AVATAR shit than what you’d get on the JERSEY SHORE BOARDWALK…but still a fucking cartoon version of herself….

But I do know she’s half naked in lingerie, probably for Rihanna’s brand, as Rihanna alpha’s her by making her clickbait pussy to sell panties that makes Rihanna more money than she pays Milian…and I’ll still post it because she made a smutty video when she transitioned from DISNEY KID to whore in an era when we had to jerk off to music videos…so in a lot of ways, Milian is kind of my ex-girlfriend….she just doesn’t know it and luckily isn’t fat.

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2022

19

Jan

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Looks like it’s another fucking Wednesday, but unlike the annoying people at the office I used to work at 24 years ago, my HUMP DAY doesn’t involve saying HAPPY HUMP DAY, which fucking annoys me more than you’ll ever know, it’s up there with “HAPPY FRIDAY”…like fuck right off with your condescending, manipulative, bullshit…I don’t need YOU to wish ME a HAPPY anything…especially a HUMP DAY with some stupid fucking smirk, like you’re being all clever, because the word HUMP is hilarious…maybe because you HUMP inanimate objects for jokes and it reminds you of that…or maybe you like that BEYONCE song about her lady humps…I don’t know but it’s dumb…

In these parts….we do HUMP DAY…by looking at the PUSSY HUMPS in tight pants, which MAKE sense to me because they call it the CAMELTOE and CAMELS have HUMPS, but I think the fatter the pussy, the less it looks like a CAMELTOE and more like a DOUBLE HUMPED camel, you know the kind you’d have romantic relationships if you were unmarried and living in the desert…

The point is, I used to find CAMELTOE gross because it was always the old fat ladies with the blown out fat pussy lips who rocked them…they didn’t like to size up on pantsize for the egos…BUT now it’s fucking everyone, modern day cleavage, but with pussy eating through pants, like you’d be eating these pussy…RIGOROUSLY.

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2022

19

Jan

Amy Schumer Naked and Nasty of the Day

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I don’t know if FUNNY MAN who isn’t really FUNNY at all, but I guess middle of the road ugly chicks bought into the marketing of her being funny and decided that she was funny because they were told she was funny and that is basically how the entertainment industry works….you know when you hear songs that suck and find out that they are huge hits, or movies that fucking suck and find out that they are huge hits, or see comics like Amy Schumer who fucking suck and find out that they sell out Arenas for their lame jokes…because the general public, probably 80 percent of the general public are brainwashed idiots in a fucking trance…BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT…WHICH IS WHY YOU ARE HERE…..we are collectively confused by pop culture an we unite, all one and a half of us, over that confusing while staring at the tits.

Now, these are the tits that I have no interest in staring at,despite tits being a nice diversion from her CABBAGE PATCH KID face, and HORRIBLE fucking body…it still misses the fucking mark…

I don’t give a fuck about how many TAYLOR SWIFT parties these groupie hack has been to, or how relevant they pretend she is, she’s NOT designed to be in PHOTO or in VIDEO so the fact that she’s in movies, and gets paid for that, not the other way around is fucking mental…it’s a TROLL…It has to be.

Anyway, I saw and linked a story about how she’s super stoked she got her ovaries removed…SO ARE WE…and when getting her ovaries removed she also got LIPOSUCTION…and posted some weird BODYSUIT picture on the beach celebrating her being too fucking lazy to diet and exercise ….when you can be rich and lazy enough to get the fat SUCKED out of you….

Unfortunatley, she didn’t get them to suck the fat out of her pig face…

Unfortunately, she didn’t have the same results as Kanye’s mom when she got her plastic surgery…

You know, because ridding the world of this monster would be a good thing for the future of the people, but instead she’s going viral for being a lazy piece of shit, inspiring the MAJORITY who are also fat to remember their funny girl exists, allowing her to do another cash grab because the cash grab she’s had hasn’t been enough. It is never enough for these people.

Either way, these are old and nasty….have fun…

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2022

19

Jan

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Cannabis, or as the people in the Amazon documentary I watched 10 minutes of like to call it, GOD’s PLANT, that has all kinds of amazing medicinal benefits, including SHRINKING and POTENTIALLY CURING cancer, but also most recently attributed to preventing COVID from entering CELLS and spreading in your body, which you’d think would be HUGE fucking news, but instead is probably huge fucking news for the pharma companies to further suppress and lable MISINFORMATION, not DISINFORMATION, because the information is REAL, just not in-line with their narrative of EVERYONE IN THE WORLD MUST GET VACCINATED BY SOMETHING THAT ARGUABLY DOESN’T WORK AT ALL….SO take more of it….because if it dosn’t work the first two or three times the fourth or fifth time will CLEARLY work…as athletes in their 20s drop dead around the world after taking it…BUT AT LEAST THEY DIDN’T GET A BAD COLD they would have survived…AND even FUNNIER….those who got the shot are all getting fucking COVID…the virus they got the shot to prevent…and EVEN funnier…they pretend that is the point of the vaccine…TO STILL GET COVID…fucking DUMBOS…

Anyway, this is about weed, weed girls, and the obvious reasons why weed was made illegal….and the questionable motivation in making it legal…and actually enforcing…people ALLOWED their lawmakers to shut down an awesome fucking plant for no fucking reason besides biting into profits in their other industries….FUNNY.

But now they are making it legal, which I don’t really trust, but like to think they are not weed smokers, so they think it will keep people lazy, dumb, on the couch streaming shitty documentaries on God’s Plant….thanks AMAZON….while making tax money off the weed…not realizing it is God’s Plant and thus will ELEVATE EVERYONE’S collective consciousness to realize we live in a fucked up simulation and that nothing is real…it’s just by design to keep us enslaved or some shit….

Anyway, these heroes doing slutty weed content are fighting the good fight, or whatever….who cares…let’s get HIGH.

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2022

19

Jan

Ireland Baldwin Bikini of the Day

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I think Ireland Baldwin is following her parents’ lead and taking up some acting, because clearly she’s doing some “character” actor work like Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder, where he plays the Australian white guy who takes acting so seriously that he plays the black guy and never breaks character even when the other black guy gives him shit for being a fucking racist…it wasn’t necessarily that hilarious back in the day…but I watched it this weekend because I wondered why Robert Downey Jr didn’t get cancelled for his INSANE blackface in that movie…and as it turns out it was a pretty genius comedy and we need more of those in the world….I mean I can’t even remember a good comedy in recent years because everyone is too scared to make jokes…

NOT THAT IT MATTERS…what matters is that Ireland Baldwin is using her dad’s murderous ways that he denies having to her advantage..>ALL EYES ON HER<...an when looking at her, she's clearly in character for her next role of playing a boxy, amazonian, set of giant tits that just got out of prison for a drug problem, where she got insane tattoos and leanred how to fight....only to use those prison skills for some sort of crackwhore who isn't crackwhore enough to lose her tits to malnutrition..vigilantism... Or maybe she's just doing what they call THIRST TRAPS, something all girls need to do for likes and follows in this era of "If you don't show us your asshole, you ain't shit. Either way, this should make you want to eat ASS in Ireland. Frothy like Guinness.

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2022

19

Jan

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I guess I should have posted my MORNING HANGOVER DUMP rant about frozen pussy lips looking like an ARCTIC Adventure’s frozen snot covered beards after spending too much time in the cold here.

It would have probably made more sense that my wet pussy getting frozen was on my weekly wet panty selfie post, you know because girls who have wet pussy, for whatever fucking reason, hell, we don’t even know if they spray water on them pre-shoot to give the illusion of the wet pussy, since this is all a bullshit simulation and nothing is real, we can assume that only 5-10 percent of the wet spots are from nympho chicks who can’t cum enough in a given day, so they just sit there dripping as the tingle in between their legs terrorize them…

I don’t know about you, but I have met at least two nympho girls, not nympho enough to fuck me, but nympho enough to always be crossing legs, rubbing themselves, pressing up against corners…you know the type….

I prefer knowing the cause of the WET SPOT…IT IS NOT THE DESTINATION, IT IS THE JOURNEY….but whatever, I take what I can get…and you should too…

The fact that we live in a society where this many girls post their wet panties in a week…to the internet publicly…is pretty wild….

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2022

19

Jan

The Most Miserable Guinness Record Ever and Other Videos of the Day

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Braless and Wrapped up

Girl Does Post Workout Dance

This Girl Only Films Herself Swimming Underwater

Booty Girl…

What a Weird Fucking World

Fishing in the Bahamas with Luiza

Bikini Content

Just Some Girls Dancing….

TikTok Content

The Titties of TikTok

Another dumb dance

The No Bra Challenge You Didn’t Want..

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2022

19

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When walking outside in the freezing fucking cold, like I did last night, I can’t help but wonder if the ladies in leggings walking by me have frozen cunts…

You know, does their body temperature keep the pussy lips from freezing…

Or do they look like a bearded arctic adventurer crawling out of a cloning factory in Antarctica’s middle earth portal, all snot and spit frozen to their fucking beard thanks to exposure to the elements, but the vagina version…

It was so cold…did a wet pussy become an icy cool treat….SLUSHY.

I would have asked the ladies, but they were in their 80s and I was having a hard time keeping up….yes…I am what you would call….modern day fit…which is not fit at all…

Here are some stepLINKS, or as I like to call them, icy cool pussy trips…

IG Model Lindsey Blake Risks Frostbite to Keep Up Her Notoriety!
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Nasty Amy Schumer’s Bathing Suit Pic to Show Off her Lip while Still being a Fat Pig…AWESOME
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Dak Prescott apologizes for supporting Cowboys fans who threw trash at referees
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Of all the places to stand for a picture – in front of a Piñata is not a wise choice.
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Jenna Berman Isn’t Sleeping on Herself
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Black & White Bodysuit!
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Having The Most Awkward Conversations On The Escalator Prank!
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Meet The Longest Backyard Railroad Trestle And The Man Who Created It!
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Airplanes Going Haywire And Doing Crazy Things!
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Deebo Samuels Of The 49ers Has An Incredible Interview With Young Reporter
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Deaf Man Sheds Tears When Neighbour Learns Sign Language For Him
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2022

18

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Are you a dirty fucking hippie fighting for your freedom…or whining to get your freedoms back because you don’t see how amazing life can be when you can be policed…living in a policed state…being watched in everything you do at all times of the day…like your own reality show you don’t get paid for..

YOU FUCKING HIPPIES CRYING FOR YOUR FREEDOMS…

I don’t really follow the COVID hype in the media at all, I find it painfully boring, but it’s funny to see all these people who went along with everything finally start resisting, realizing that the ANTI VAXXER conspiracy theorists had a point, and doing what they are told is some lame ass shit…

I mean there was a time when people were actually edgy, fucked the system, fought the system, questioned the system…you know it was a trend, like being a complicit cuck is a trend, thanks to a lack of testosterone….or whatever the trends are these days…that I hope blow over..because these are the most depraved times on the internet but also the most boring times….because the internet fucking sucks….except for these stepLINKS…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Sydney Sweeney’s Pregnancy on Euphoria
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Emma Matia aka Thug Panda Will See You in Your Dreams
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Bruna Lirio Brings Beauty to The Beach!
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Vanessa Hudgens POKIES!
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Brie Larson Shows Legs
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Kim Kardashian Hit the beach in a Bikini
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Browns DT Malik McDowell Arrested Naked in Florida
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Black & White Bodysuit!
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Daniel Radcliffe to Play Weird Al Yankovic in Biopic
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Taking the Iron out of Cereal
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Woman Gets Pushed in front of Train
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Playing Fetch with a Gator
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Raiders staff found out Mike Mayock was fired via Twitter
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Ava Max in a Sheer Top
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10 Ways You are Most Likely to Die in the USA
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Jamie Lynn Spears Keeps Running Over Her Cats
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Jamie Lynn Spears ditches book tour after public feud with Britney Spears
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Megan Fox Brings the Sex
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Paige VanZant Says She has a Sex TApe
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Olivia Ponton – Braless
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Britney Apparently Apologized to her Sister
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Tsunami Waves in Santa Cruz
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Lava in the Ocean
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Unintentional Bike Stunt
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Larsa Pippen Nip Slip for the Paparazzi
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Everything You Need to Know About Eunochs
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Playboy Model Says She’s Too Hot to Find Love
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The SNL Urkel Reboot
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Removing A Lot of Snow
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Dude Attempts to Hide his Stash
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Charlie Chaplin’s Moonwalk
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Luxury Pool
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J.Lo in Chain Mail
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This Fight Between Eagles and Bucs Fans Puts the Wild in Wild Card Weekend
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How Girls Park Cars Vs how Boys Park Cars
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Drone Footage of the Cincinnati Bengals
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Neymar Goes Public With Stunning New Girlfriend Bruna Biancardi
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TikToker Shannen Michaela Shows Us How Important Stretching Is!
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Scarlett Bordeaux on the Cover
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Model Ludovica in the Grass Topless
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Hot Helena Christensen Takes Ice Plunge
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Katie Cassidy Nude but Covered in Paint for David Cassidy
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Rita Ora in a Weird Beach Shoot
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Sami Hanratty’s Topless Shoot
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Rumer Willis in a Weird Attention Seeking Outfit
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Ana de Armas ass in Pants
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Clara and Ester-Rose McGregor (WHO) Being Slutty!
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Farrah Abraham Getting Arrested
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Lucy Hale in Tight Leggings
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Addison Rae in a Bra Top
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Nicola Peltz on the Streets of NYC
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Britney Spears riving
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Rihanna Lingerie Shoot
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NUDES IN THE MOVIES
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From stepSMUT!!

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Ass Licker…
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Toy Time
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Taco Tuesday
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Big Booty Gallery
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Clear Dildo…
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Beach Tits are Awesome
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Moisturizing the Booty
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Flexible Girl on Wheels is TRAPPED
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Dildo In…
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19 People Having a Shitty Day
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Really GREAT ass
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Squirting
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Hot Nude Model Posing
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The Gardener
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Animals Hate Us
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Creamy With a Chance of Squirt…
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Precious Milann Booty
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Girls Taking Shots
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Greek Goddess Bald Pussy Shoot
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Body Reveal
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Naked Alisa
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Beachy Asshole
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Sierra Skye on the Catwalk Throwback
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3 Girls Get Down
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Old Lady and her Pussy
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Cold Black Heart
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Russian Girl Masturbates
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Toy in Her Ass
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This is Sort of Fucked Up
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Dick Sucker in Costume
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Bikini FIshing!
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Big Booty Shake
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Hot Busty Reddit Girl
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Feet Time
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Boobs on Glass
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Dick in Girl
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Big Titty Waitress
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Titty Show
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Big Titty Baking Fuck
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Pussy Reveal
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FIRE CROTCH
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Dildo from the Right Angle
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Outdoor Romance
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Pussy Reveal
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Fishnet Dildo Fuck
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Solid Dildo Time
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