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2022

18

Jan

Kate Bosworth Bikini on a Horse of the Day

Kate Bosworth in a bikini may be the TOP post for the day, because I’ve been a consistent Kate Bosworth fan for as long as I’ve been doing this site, and I don’t care that she’s old as shit, watching her do inappropriate pussy rubbing on horseback, is the kind of cowboying that you can jerk off to, even without being some kind of EQUUIS FETISHIST….because they exist, so many girls on REDDIT use horse cock dildos and that doesn’t speak to my more innocent straddling a beautiful horse in a bikini fetish…

I know Bosworth is old, I know she’s not all that famous, her career has been a giant whatever, but she’s maintained, held up against the test of time, looks fit, looks hot and even as she nears menopause, because I’ve realized this site is more a MENOPAUSE WATCHING site….than some POP CULTURE news site…we just post the same old bitches getting older…and sometimes…like in this case..that’s fucking perfect.

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2022

18

Jan

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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TRUST THE FUCKING SCIENCE BRO..

SQUARE, BOXY, ROUND, HIP-LESS ladies aren’t SCIENTIFICALLY as hot as girls with a waist to hip ratio of a certain ratio…

These are girls trying to defy science, or prove science right, by saying “THIS IS MY RATIO WOULD YOU STILL FUCK ME”…and the answer is YES…only SCIENTIFICALLY you aren’t as hot as you think you are…or maybe you are…what’s your ratio…let us know…through photos…

I don’t know about you, but it’s nice to know that you have the scientific upper hand where you can throw science in a girl who thinks she’s hotter than she is DESPITE what science says and WE all know that SCIENCE is our ruler…now that it is a GODLESS society….so use this SCIENTIFIC knowledge to SHAME the girls in your life who don’t have the golden ratio..that is what it is there for…

MATH + SCIENCE = Success.

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2022

18

Jan

Josie Canseco Bikini of the Day

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Josie Canseco, whatever the fuck seco means, but apparently she can also pose in a skimpy bikini showing her ass…

The daughter of a HOOTERS waitress with a dream of being knocked up by a pro athlete because in her era of pre-internet, hooters was the way to sugar baby your way into a getting cummed inside by some rich as shit Cuban import who hit balls with STEROID FORCE….you know to live that rich fucking dream, where you can raise your kids with everything they ever wanted, so they too can be whores in their own way, just not for the money, cuz momma pussy got that covered.

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2022

18

Jan

Madonna Sort of Pussy Flash of the Day

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Madonna’s pussy is one those things that you probably don’t really want to see, or maybe you’ve already seen it, in her 60 year career, there have been ample opportunity, but I can’t specifically remember seeing her actual labia, all dried out and looking like a callused foot on a diabetic man, which I would assume is what her pussy looked like for the last 60 years, you know like when you leave a ham sandwich on the counter for a few months and you’re left with what looks like bacon…but the pussy version….

YES…I am a pussy shamer…

The kind of guy who points and laughs at vaginas that look gross, especially when on celebrities that have made millions off our backs…because without us, there is not them…in theory, but not in practice, since the system is rigged and we are insignificant, they are the chosen ones and from their perspective, without THEM there is no US..

The point of the story is, Madonna’s pussy was probably nasty in the 80s, so it is nastier now, but that’s just how you make it in America at the level she’s made it.

The other point of the story is that Madonna and her satanic witchcraft, baby fetal cell eating, coupled with fucked up surgeries that make her look like a bloated, doughy, freakish sex doll you found in the trash, brought home, and had to deal with it haunting you because it was possessed…CHUCKY THE SEX DOLL YEARS….

She terrifies me…and realize that there is no pussy exposed, but we thank that panty barrier for protecting us from the toxins, pollutants, noxious gases, ROT…but is the panty strong enough…I doubt it…DO YOUR BEST panty…sacrificing himself, making direct skin on skin contact with the demon puss.

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2022

18

Jan

Bella Hadid Ass of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about Bella Hadid. I don’t think she’s hot. I don’t think she’s a top model. She’s more of a viral meme that happened to get picked up by high fashion because she is rich, her dad probably spent millions shopping at the brands who she does promo modeling for.

As an ugly she puts the work in…that isn’t really work…but the ugly one always try harder…

Then there is the trend for the hot chicks of instagram selling nudes on Only Fans, but when you are at the top of the food chain, you can just show your asshole behind thong for free, for the fans, for good times, for the thrills, the way it was supposed to be before girls willingly decided to sell nudes!

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2022

18

Jan

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants, like teen romance, can give you a horrible set of blue balls when you’re in the grocery store long enough and have seen enough tight pants to finally get you hard…if you try hard enough…not that I still get hard, or even have balls, but I’m not your regular horny motherfucker who can’t contain himself, but I am a pervert who likes to stare at the asshole gape through a pair of fitness gear…ATHLEISURE if you will, because even if these ladies in their tight pants pretend they are just on trend, following trends, or being a trend….EVERYONE IS DOING IT so it’s not slutty…I can still see just how blown out their cunts are…and while doing menial shit like loitering at a grocery store since bars are closed…it’s an enlightening, maybe even spiritual experience…but only because I know a time when women wore skirts, or thick jeans, or dress pants that weren’t tight…and you couldn’t see their gaping assholes in those and it left WAY too much margin of error for my imagination…I prefer things being laid out, painted explicitly for me…I’m autistic like that….

Here are some tight pants..

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2022

18

Jan

Jordyn Jones Slutty Lingerie of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is some reality show child dancer that’s done grown up….

She managed to get a shit ton of followers on social media, which is pretty fucking weird considering no one you’d want to watch child dance reality shows watches child dance reality shows…and the idea that she got SUPER famous from that alone seems like of load of fucking bullshit…which could be what you call the load you’d like to splatter her ass in the skimpy thong with….you know since it’s a dance booty, a fit booty and one that looks good in skimpy underwear even though it’s likely filtered, photoshopped and a lie….THE INTERNET AVATAR LIFE is all fucking lies..

Anyway, she’s from white trash, so she was likely human trafficked to where she’s at, when they realized they couldn’t really take her level of talent to the next level, she was forced to fend for herself, but now with an audience…so she sells her lingerie nudes, that I am sure will eventually become black on BLONDE porn, with an ass like that, it’s kinda what it was destined to be doing…but normally people see the whole doing porn thing as failure, but in this era they see it is a smart way to cash the fuck out, there’s more money selling smut than selling SKINNY TEA…apparently..

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2022

18

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are Titties Too, even when they are so tiny that they are just inverted nipples, so long as they accompany a vagina, they deserve the fucking title as much as a set of big sloppers….

The whole “FLAT LIKE A 2×4″….or “WHAT ARE YOU A 15 YEAR OLD BOY, I KNOW A GUY WHO WOULD LIKE THAT”….mocking of the small tits is a thing of the past…

We are inclusive here…and more importantly, I like tits of all sizes…VARIETY is the spice of life…and unless you’re a mom with 5 kids who has the grossest empty grocery bag half filled with lard tits, the idea of fake tits is just gross to me.

I was under the impression that fake tits were only for the transgendered, as women are coming to terms with all the benefits of small tits…you know a trade off to not get as many views and follows on social media like the big tit girls…while being able to maintain an overall hotter looking, less sloppy body…

But as it turns out, girls are still whores, sugar babies still want the big tits, and girls are out there spending their 15k, or their sugar daddy’s 15k on their boobs, why look a gift horse in the mouth when he pays your rent and just wants to titty fuck you…PLUS you can always remove them…

This isn’t about those girls, who think big tits will make their ONLY FANS better…this is about TINY TITS and how good they are…EMPOWERMENT you can jack off to.

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2022

18

Jan

Staying Safe on the Plane and Other Videos of the Day

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@taylorwiilson #fyp #pandemic #panicatthedisco ? original sound – Taylorwiilson

Boston Cop Refused Service for Not Showing her “PAPERS” only to face off with a Cop

Fit

TikTok Titties

No Bra Challenge

Morning Stretches!

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2022

18

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Becoming a trans athlete has been a lifetime dream of mine, I just didn’t know that it was a possibility back when I used to dream about being in the girl’s locker room after every gym class, thinking how good that would be for my soul, how it would make me feel complete, how it would let me live my true and real life….it just wasn’t a known or accepted thing…If I told my gym teacher back then that I was a lady and thus should be in the lady’s locker room, I would have been suspended….THANK GOD the world has become inclusive for the people like me who don’t need to go through the same struggles I did by not being allowed in the girl’s locker room after gym.

I like to think it’s never too late and since I am trans both hormonally and in penis that is Clit size…maybe there’s a way to pull this off in the adult league…

I have a feeling they won’t let me join the girl swim team at college as a mature student…not that I would beat the girls…I am not athletic but I would consider myself a winner just getting into the locker room to jerk off in the shower looking at each and every one of my teammates…you know for TEAM morale…

Maybe this is my cause, my activism….

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