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2022

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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As it turns out, I will not be having any Meatloaf tonight, but I did listen to “I would do anything for Love, but I won’t do that”….only to see if there are any clues as to what he won’t do…or is that a secret he died with?

I hope you have an exciting weekend filled with you asking random strangers “Can I Smell your phone”…because you know they’re used to weird shit and during a pandemic…smelling a stranger’s phone is weird shit…I guess under normal circumstances it’d be weird shit too.

You only jack off to fake health experts on the internet doing press conferences, it’s the new normal, just doing your part…we are ALL in this together but remember lap dances are only 10 dollars a song, which when you factor in inflation, is a great fucking deal, that I can’t really believe lap dances are only 10 dollars a song in this era, but I have been told they are…and that’s some cheap titty…in REAL life…reminding you all to BRING back to real life…because sucking tits in your imagination is NEVER as good as doing it for 10 dollars a fucking song.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Christina Aguilera Wears Red Latex in New ‘Santo’ Video!
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Nina Dobrev Gives You a Leg Show!
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WWE Divas Who Appeared on the Cover of Playboy
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Margot Robbie Braless in a Black Dress!
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Hilary Duff Cleavage!
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Lemon Sticker Machine
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The Most Energetic Man Ever
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Iggy Azalea selling her colorful
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Flashback Friday – Kate Upton Hit By a Wave Topless!
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Katie Austin Shares a Behind the Scenes Look at Her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Photo Shoot
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Zoey Deutch Sexy Pajama Pokies
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18 Majestic Places to Go Before You Die
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The 19 Funniest Sexist Women in the Kitchen Memes
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How Much Food 5 Dollars Gets You Around the World
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Tomas Slavik Going Down A Technical Urban Downhill Mountain Biking Track!
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Pamela Anderson divorcing 5th husband
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Kara Del Toro is Fake…Tanning!
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Bella Thorne Brings the Red Fiery Heat!
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Buffalo Grocery Store Pulls KC Masterpiece Barbecue Sauce Ahead of Bills Playoff Game Against the Chiefs
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No One Warned The Family
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Priyanka Chopra Had a Baby Without Being Pregnant
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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Gives Uplifting Advice To A Short Guy
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3 German Shepherds Reviewing Food….
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Isabella Fonte Heats Things Up in the Snow!
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Knicks Fan Becomes an Instant Legend When He Had Two Girls Kiss Him Then Each Other on the Kiss Cam
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Dakota Johnson Keeps Her Modesty on The Late Late Show!
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Best Band Ever
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Man Kicks Out Lifter In Gym For No Apparent Reason
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Airplane Lands Smoothly At The Dangerous Himalaya Lukla Airport!
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Perfect Timing
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Anastasia Ashley Bikes Her Board to the Beach!
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Panthers Have Reportedly Hired Former Giants Head Coach Ben McAdoo as Their OC
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Looking At How Formula 1 Gets Filmed!
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VFX Artists Shows The Art Of Debunking UFO Videos!
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s See Through!
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Megan Thee Stallion and Shenseea Bring Us New Music!
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Make Your Look With HELM Boots
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Johnny Sequoyah in a Photoshoot
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Maude Apatow at the Knicks Game
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Nina Dobrev and Julianne Hough on Ellen
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Kaia Gerber Skinny Legs in Shorts
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Haley Bennett in a Photoshoot
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Peyton Roi List in a Bra Top
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Camilla Forchhammer Christensen in a Photoshoot
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Tessa Thompson in a Photoshoot
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Ana de Armas in a Photoshoot
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Lindsey Vonn Signing Autographs
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Rachel Brosnahan Showing Stomach
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Dakota Johnson in Red Outfit
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Nudes in the Movies
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From stepSMUT!!

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Epic Butt Plug Release
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Big Weird Toy
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Athletic Track Fuck
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Sex and Wine
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Pussy Reveal
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Misfit Memes
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Beaded Panties
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Atlanta Booty….
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Big Titty Get Fucked Jiggle
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Big Booty Gets a Wedgie
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The Fountain of Youth
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Creampie Time
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Creature of the Night
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21 People Having a Shitty Day
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Fridge Blowjob
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Mashup Madness
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Surprise Dildo Upskirt
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Slutty Nurse
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Creamy on Dildo
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Simone and Kiere Share a Bath
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Hairy Asshole
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Girlfriend Sex Tape Leak
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Another Dildo Surprise
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Car Fuck
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Peeing in Shower
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Tessa Fowler in Lingerie
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Hump Hump on the Dildo Time
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Amateur Sex Tape
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Dildo in the Pussy
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Caught in the Bathroom Fuckinh
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Long Showers
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Taylor has Dildo in
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Labia Show
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Pornstars being Lesbians
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Ass Play
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The Hardest Working Girl on Chaturbate
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Two Holes Filled
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Nipple Clamps
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Camera Tricks
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Pushing Out Pumpkins
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Snail Trail
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Retarded Porn Plots
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Squirting in Skirts
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Feeling Tight…
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2022

Jan

Kendall Jenner Trying Hard (barely) of the Day

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I guess the Kardashians have a strong grip on the pop culture media companies, because their stories get views, so they keep pushing this influencer family of trash, thanks to the spell they’ve got them under….because these Kendall in a bikini in the snow for no reason besides being a half naked slut in the snow…I mean other than to give the people some fodder to mindlessly push on people, and to probably start a new trend of BIKINI in the snow, which is hardly a new trend, I am sure Kendall’s even done this before, but why reinvent yourself, or try to do original shit, when all it takes is a series of shitty pics to go viral…

So yeah, I’ve seen these pics about 12 times on a bunch of sites in my newsfeed, they went viral, because the people are under the Kardashian spell and can’t seem to break free from it….instead they act like these are a big deal, when they aren’t a big deal….

I guess the good news is that at least she’s not the other Kardashiams, because at least she’s got a standard woman body you’d want to look at, while the others are just freakishly built…even BRUCE got a better body than they do…

I don’t know if that counts as good news….but it’s a skimpy bikini in the snow and I guess that’s fun, even when you’re a miserable fuck.

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2022

Jan

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Costco in Quebec Canada has decided to follow the Government’s orders and force people who are UNVACCINATED to not shop at their stores….for HEALTH AND SAFETY obviously…since 99 percent of the vaccinated people I know haven’t got COVID in the last 2 months, and out of them the majority had it pretty fucking bad….meaning COSTCO isn’t going to bother looking at it rationally, or objectively, or at the actual numbers…they are straight up going to discriminate a segment of the population based on whether they took experimental drugs…

Now, we all know that anyone going along with this vaccine passport shit is a fucking demented demon fuck who doesn’t really care about their customers, people, or any of the WOKE ideologies they pretend to…

But COSTCO is a weird one since people PAY for memberships…not to mention people own SHARES of the company…meaning paid members, who OWN part of the company, even just a small fraction are going to be greeted by BROWN SHIRTS who tell them “NO YOU CANNOT COME IN AND GET ALL THE TOILET PAPER YOU WILL NEED TO SURVIVE THE NEXT 10 YEARS OF SUPPLY SHORTAGES….ORDER ONLINE….DIRTY DISEASED FUCK”….

So when I see that corporations are going to take the evil, segregation, divisive stance to appease their rulers, I think “Why can’t they do segregation in a more fun way”….like “ONLY HOT CHICKS ALOOWED”…..”NO FAT CHICKS”>..or more importantly…”NOT CLOTHING ALLOWED”….I want REAL LIFE on OFF…taking place at the entrance with the greeter…because On/Offs are hot, and women should be mandated to do it, because NOT all do it on their own, but some do…and these are them.

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2022

Jan

January Jones Titty Shot of the Day

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January Jones finding social media has probably been fun for her fans, because there are dudes out there who find her the hottest bitch around, despite being an old single mom, they like Mad Men, the only acting job she ever had, possibly from sucking the right dick, luckily it became a hit…so that she can go on with life thinking she’s accomplished something like being an actress on a hit show…on some JENNIFER ANISTON shit..possibly literally…who knows how those weird occult Hollywood sex parties work….but I’d assume there would be feces, you know to keep things exciting when they are otherwise bored of standard sex after all these years of dudes wanting to fuck them…which I guess applies to all girls…I don’t know any girl, not even the ugliest of girls who haven’t gone through life without a dude trying to fuck them….

Anyway, in finding social media, and knowing her tits is all anyone cares about, she does lame middle aged person who found a smartphone and is figuring out this technology shit….and I guess she’s realizing more SKIN gets more ATTENTION….TITS GET HITS….so like all the celebs, let’s go from serious people, to internet pornographers who don’t even do pornography right, but they try…and this is her trying…

Do you find it hot, I mean that FILTER is hilarious, she might as well fully erase herself an make her look like a GHOST in passing….but chck out that big tit cleavage…FULL and dumpy..we call them DUMPTRUCK TITS.

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2022

Jan

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Girls on their knees with their back arched is apparently called FROG BUTTS, even though I just call that being on their knees, which is one of my favorite requests when meeing someone for the first time “ON YOUR KNEES BITCH’…and before they get mad I say “aren’t you going to propose to me”…you know because not all getting on your knees are perverted…sometimes it’s romantic, like when proposing for marriage, sometimes it is practical, like when changing a tire, or checking your tire pressure, or spiritual when in church, unless you’re in one of those churces Pope Benedict was recently exposed for CoVERING UP…

In the case of frog butts, which for the record look better when the knees are sprawled out (see top photo), it’s more frog-like, than when just under them, like a standard kneeling…it’s just a pose to jerk off to…so here’s girls posing to be jerked off to.

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2022

Jan

Sexy Midget of the Day

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Hey shorty, it’s your birthday….

When I started this site 18 years ago, it was a much crazier time. People weren’t on the internet the way they were now, they barely had email accounts and social media was Myspace and Friendster…a game that people would play when bored…not the fucking bane of their existence…where every move was tracked and evil authoritarian dot com billionaires were obvious about how they view their members as “users” they make money off of…you know TOM from MYSPACE was all of our friend, the same can’t be said about the instutionalized, cold, dark, evil FACEBOOK zuckerber….which has basically conditioned everyone to be a fucking half retard, half naked idiot.

Anyway, the girls who were getting naked on the internet outside of porn chicks and early cam girls…were the girls you didn’t want to see naked…sexting didn’t really exist on phone, but rather on AOL or MSN chat…it was just a more decent place…which I wanted to help taint by posting the weirdness that I would find in random corners of the internet…

Then I posted celeb shit, it went “viral” so I stuck to it…even though I hate celebs, but my heart and soul was always for the weirdos…

Now that we’re in a time where weirdos are influencers, every ailment an empowerment, content hook, reason to be an influencer…there’s a hell of a lot of weird content out there that I should be focused on because it is amazing…

Like this Midget, I call them midgets still, I’m ignorant and a bigot like that….and she takes slutty selfies like she should and I think it’s fucking amazing…and I don’t even have a midget fetish….but maybe I do now…variety is the spice of life…and in an era where everyone produces selfie smut…there’s just so much amazingness to dig through…

Fuck celebrity shit, the real stars are out there waiting to be found…or wrestled…or tossed….not that midget tosses still happen…BUT THEY SHOULD…everyone’s just too uptight for that…even though everyone’s a fucking degen pervert now…I don’t get it…

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2022

Jan

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full back panties may be worn primarily by married moms, girls in longterm relationships, you know because they are comfy, great for periods, and while you rot away on your couch in your comfort zone you call life, a boring, predictible life, you don’t venture out there to try to be hot, fuckable, except maybe on special occasions, so you can embrace the fullback panty like it was still the 90s when only sluts wore thongs and g-strings….before they went mainstream for all people by telling them the fullback panty was for GRANNYS or MOMS…but not sexual, hot chicks…

I don’t know if this is revival, some reclaiming the comfortable panty as being hot, like the feminists did with armpit hair, like that’s a big deal…I guess they never went to France in the 60s….or if it is just laziness, LOOK at my period pants because I overshare everything…I just know that a lot of girls, some who look like they’d only wear the granny panty, some hotties, are publishing this kind of content of themselves and it’s worth jerking off to…since variety is the spice of life..

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2022

Jan

Tinashe Slutty of the Day

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I still don’t know who TINASHE is. Either she’s Chris Brown’s ex girlfriend, or she’s a pop star who had a song with Britney Spears once and either way, we don’t really need to know who TINASHE is to stare at her high concept, stripped down, putting her BODY on the line, because she’s empowered and brave, by wearing lingerie and posing slutty….because her music, which may be her JOB DESCRIPTION, is really secondary to how fuckable she is….and in content like this, she’s pretty fuckable.

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2022

Jan

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Bitches in Fishnets do not realize that they are voluntarily walking into the “bear trap” of sexualizing themselves for the PATRIARCHY…only instead of a bear trap…it’s some kind of netting…you know some HUNTER GATHERER shit…but the lingerie version…just girls, wanting to produce hot content because it makes them feel good about themselves while all the horny incels who can’t get laid go nuts over their hot content…pretty much admitting that they don’t want to bother putting any real effort into anything, why work towards something, when you can just post slutty content and make all your dreams come true…and we thank them for that…because if everyone was a serious person, even though comedy is dead and everyone seems to be an overly serious person, we wouldn’t have the fun half nudes on the internet that are probably taken in sadness and insecurity…seeking validation due to a lack of confidence…but I’m not a psychiatrist, I don’t give a fuck about why a whore is a whore, I just care that I can stare at her ass in naughty outfits….it’s a win for humanity…even if it’s not.