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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2022

Jan

Karlie Kloss Tits on a Boat of the Day

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Karlie Kloss doesn’t seem to go by Karlie Kushner professionally since it probably gives some people in her entertainment/model industry the creeps, assuming they get the creeps, which I don’t assume…since they are creeps.

The reality is that all these people, the 1% if you will, know each other, vacation together and live like West Side Story, not that I’ve seen West Side Story, but like two rival gangs who still go to all the same places as each other, while talking shit about each other behind their backs, as us peasants look up to them like they are more important than us because they live in the Hamptons, Miami Beach, St Barths, or all of the above….

So yeah, the tall as fuck tits that Taylor Swift probably squirted on before they got Kushnered….posing with her DIARY so ya’ll know she’s got deep thoughts….as journaling is soul-work, or some other white girl wine drinking, bitch on a yacht trying to find something to do now that she doesn’t have to work bullshit.

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2022

Jan

Kaili Throne Ass of the Day

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I’m just surprised there aren’t any shit stains on her panties…

The choking herself out like a teen doing the choke out challenge on TikTok, only more pornographic, because clearly she’s choking herself out for the implied sexual nature of choking something out, which to a romantic like myself seems to be a little out there, what happened to singing love songs, writing poetry, spreading flower petals across the bed….when did it become violence….right…

Anyway, the THORNE sister who aren’t even sisters are a weird breed of pop culture fodder that basically feed every mind control conspiracy theory I’ve ever read about young girls being victimized, through trauma, by perverts…to CONTROL them in their public pop culture lives…obviously Bella was the star everyone cares about, while Kaili is the weird half sister who thought doing softcore porn was a good strategy to build off the family name…instead of doing meaningful shit….unless this is meaningful shit…

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2022

Jan

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking….How dare I post pics of girls in fishnets that they’ve captured and uploaded to the internet….not because I don’t ask them permission and maybe they don’t want to be featured on top tier sites that are dying a very slow and stupid death….but because the term fishnet is fucking racist….which you’d have to expect from the patriarchy that probably created them as a product for whores to be hotter all those generations ago…since you know wrapping a girl in netting is the kind of thing that a misogynist, probably an ANTI-VAXXER would do to further imprison a bitch….making her a trapped captive slave in her netting….

Now why would fishnets be racist you ask? Well because it is EXCLUSIVE not INCLUSIVE to all the other animals those nets could catch…from frogs to small mammals to women…let’s take the RACE / SPECIES out of the FISHNET and just call them NETS….

This is some Aunt Jamima shit, where corporations are just so blind to how much pain and suffering they cause when they aren’t woke pieces of shit.

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2022

Jan

Morning Stretch and Other Videos of the Day

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Girls Doing Important Shit

Shorts of the Day

Titty Jiggle

January in the Gym for the Gym Bros

Squishy Challenge

Another Squishy Challenge

Some Other Big Titty Challenge

Swimsuit Demo

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2022

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So I was just sitting in my pod, owning nothing, eating bugs, hypnotized by the streaming apps and all the Porno available to me and I realized I wasn’t happy. They lied!!

Maybe it’s my seeing a clear divide between the people, not a divide being race, genders, non-genders, woke and unwoke, political, etc…but a divide between the rich as shit and the rest of us peasants, where they are living their non-covid affected lives in their rich as fuck “Bubbles” thanks to flying private and making up a very boring group of rich fucks…while we watch them in awe and adornment knowing we can’t be part of their club where you know they get together and laugh at how dumb the masses are….probably at Epstein’s island….

Or maybe it’s seeing all these girls on only fans selling butthole pics, realizing that I’ll never be able to sell butthole pics too, or if I did decide to turn this site into one that sells my butthole pics, no one would buy my butthole pics..

Owning nothing, eating bugs, in a pod is not the answer to being happy….they lied on PURPOSE…because they know THEY won’t be in pods, eating bugs, being happy…they’ll be enjoying NO LINE-UPS at Disney…or their favorite restaurants where the peasants sometimes go and clog up their paradise of a life with no poor people, where poor people to them are people with less than 50 million dollars….because they are empty and meaningless fucks…

Here are some morning links…

Woman Throws a Drink at a Bartender After Finding a Gnat in It!
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Hot Bikini Clad Golfer
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OnlyFans Model Says Antonio Brown Snuck Her into Bucs Team Hotel Before Jets Game, Provides Screenshots of Text Messages
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Hot Nude Model and her Garden Hose
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Check Out the Witchcraft in Kendall Jenner’s Bag
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Girls Doing Hot Selfies
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Qubeckers Party on a Flight to Cancun
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Frozen Lake Free Dive
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Jackass “High Five” Prank
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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2022

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think they turned on the SIGNALS yesterday….you know MESSAGES to the brains of the people because everyone’s gone fucking nuts…in what I would call the SLOWEST moving apocalypse ever…one that makes me envy the DINOSAURS just taken out with an astroid…instead of psychological warfare, propaganda and annoying divisive politics…BIG BANG….BOOM DONE….not that Dinosaurs are even real….

Speaking of BIG BANGS…why isn’t everyone taking advantage of this bullshit era of BORING and fucking each other until their genitals fall off…I mean they may be…but what I am seeing is a bunch of people scared of each other and NOT getting their random fuck on….

RANDOM FUCKS THE BIG BANG OF THE FUTURE because the slow roll of the end of times is BORING.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Britney Spears Posted Censored Nudes on Instagram
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13 of the Hottest Athletes on OnlyFans
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Rita Ora’s Bikini in Australia
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Thong Bikini
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Rhea Durham at the Beach in Barbados!
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Things are Different in South Korea
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Gator Hangs
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They Cut BIG out of the Finale of “Sex and the City Part 2” because He’s a Creeper According to Some Haters…
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Kate Upton Busting Out for Maxim
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Caroline Vreeland Gets a Perineal Massage on TikTok!
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When Flight Attendants from Different Airlines Meet
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Norwegian Cop Chases Armed Robbers Through A Park Before Catching Them!
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Dr Dre could pay millions if Covid cancels Super Bowl
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Mac Jones’ Girlfriend Set the Couple’s Dinner on Fire
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Someone is Stalking Brooks Nader
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Dude’s Impression of the Cannes Cameraman….
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Pranking a Husky with a Wolf Mask
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VR Walmart Shopping is Terrifyingly BAD
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Film Legend Peter Bogdanovich is Dead
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The Dildo Factory Looks Fun
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And the Sportsmanship Award Goes To…
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Celtics Fans Beat the Crap Out of Each Other During Loss to the Spurs
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Sabrina Carpenter Talks Music
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Jason Derulo Attacks Two People Who Call Him Usher
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POV Crash Landing
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Kim K is Busty in Bahams with Pete Davidson
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Turkey Girls Get Freaked Out By the Egg Hole
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Baker Mayfield Calls Out Browns Reporter for Clickbait, Tells Her That He’s Not Her Puppet
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Dua Lipa Posing for Versace
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Craziest Ski Line Ever
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Bus Driver Falls Out of Seat and Crashes
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Ebanie Bridges Makes Vaccine Boob Jokes
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Some Gym Hotties
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Dude VS Wet Concrete
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10 Craziest F1 Racing Moments
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Kobe Bryant’s widow wins court ruling over lawsuit against LA County
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Kelly Stafford Goes on a “Proud Rant” About Matthew Stafford
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Malu Trevejo Gets Wet
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Woman Attempted to Use Her Dress as a Mask at an Ice Cream Shop in Argentina!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Lynda Carter Tits Out for 1976 Magazine
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Kate Walsh in a Bikini
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Sophia Bush at the Late Show
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Pregnant Mia Goth at a Restaurant
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Diane Kruger in a Hot Photoshoot
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Taylor Hill in Tight Jeans
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Sydney Sweeney in an Fancy Outfit Looking like a Grown Up Jon Benet…Is She the Grown Up Jean Benet?
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Maude Apatow in a Weird Sheer Dress
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Juno Temple in a Dress on Set
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Katherine McNamara Legs
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Dakota Fanning Legs
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Vanessa Hudgens Hot House in Architectural Digest
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Taylor Hill in Leggings
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From stepSMUT!!

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Weird Dildo Alert
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5 Acts that Could Make You a Whore
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A Bunch of Titty Drops
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Raw Leftovers in Japan
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Hot Big Titty Amateur and her Dildo
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Topless Malu Trevejo
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69 Time!
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Crackhead Shit
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This Girl is BLUE IN THE FACE
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It’s a Spitting Clam
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Mashup Madness of NSFW Memes
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Flexibility Show
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23 People Having a SHitty Day
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Amateur Films her Pussy Show
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This is Weird – but part of the New Inclusive World of Freaks
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Stupid Human Shit
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Pussy on the Streets
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Russian Babe Masturbating
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Titty Time!
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Busty German Escort
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Cellphone Masturbation Video
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Octopus Dildo
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Topless TikTok Dancer
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Dr Kennedy Summers in Lingerie…
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Fast Dildo Ride
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Busty Babe Naked and Covered in Paint
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She’s a Bathtub Rider
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Naked Winter Wonderland Shoot
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Guess who Owns the Double Sided Dildo
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Hot Amateur Keeps her Face Out of her Porns
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Christmas Ain’t Over
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Amateur Girl and the Cock
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Creamy Dripper
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Amateur Lady Gets her Fuck On
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Eating Dildos Part of a Well Rounded Diet
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Amateur Dick Sucker
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Amateur Blonde Gets Boned
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Fishnets On
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Bitcoin Porn

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2022

Jan

Heather Graham Bikini Tits of the Day

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There was a time when I thought, probably along with the rest of the world, that Heather Graham was the hottest shit Hollywood had to offer…from Roller Girl to Austin Powers and the Hangover and I guess whatever else in between, she had tits worth lookin’ at…

She’s old now, less exciting now. probably filtered or filled as these girls do, but she’s still got the tits and you know what…good tits may not defy the aging process, or what I like to call PUSSY ROT…or medically PUSSY NECROSIS…google it….it coul turn you gayer than you are…cum eater…we don’t buy your “trying to get my zinc back into my system after I bust in my hand story”….like I don’t buy the piss drinkers trying to drink their nutrients back into themselves…ya’ll are just weird…but then again I’m the one posting 50 year olds in bikinis thinking it’s hot….

You know, there was a time when I’d buy 50+ magazines for friends on their birthday as a FUCK you…because it was gross…YET here we are…50+ porn the website version…NEVER my dream…but fuck it…who needs dreams…

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2022

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio Nipples of the Day

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This is an Alessandra Ambrosio, Human Trafficked froM Brazil vial Victoria’s Secret, who was one of their top players in her heyday, even though I found her the ugliest of their people, which I guess was still hotter than the dumpster pussy I’m used to, but this isn’t ABOUT me….it’s about marketing a mall brand to the masses and this bitch HUNG onto that gig until she neared 40….why end a good thing….that she probably didn’t full deserve based on all the other hot chicks of the world who would have basically cut off their tits, or in some cases their dicks for a shot a Victoria’s Secret….

Anyway, in the last year or two, despite being old as shit, Ambrosio’s pulled through like an Ambrosio Salad in being the hotter now than when she was 23….WHAT?! I know…

I don’t know if this swilled titty shot is in her geriatric years or a throwback, but I do know it’s part of a book she’s in, probably from the photographer, and her tits, likely fake tits, cuz I’m staring at the nipples to see if they are zombie nips or not and I can’t tell, and does it really matter…so long as they are shitty bolt ons…I’m into it..cuz they tits.
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2022

Jan

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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One man’s trash is another man’s gold…is that how the expression goes? I have no idea, I just assume all trash is trash and even if I am stuck with it and okay being stuck with it, it’s still trash, just tolerable trash…never gold…because I am not an idiot…

Meaning, if a fat divorcee with two shitty grown kids is dropped by her original husband, as a drunkenstepfather, I move in for the free rent knowing that no one else wants her, but deep in my soul…and I guess on all levels…I know she’s some left on the curb old lamp of a woman that no one wants…I’m not going to trick myself into thinking anything but…even if I can tolerate it…

The point is, the THONG is pretty trash as a panty, it doesn’t even cover the asshole, one of the key things you’d want from a panty…but to other people, the thong is pretty GOLDEN for the same reasons it’s trash…and that’s because seeing asshole is a lot of fun, and playing up “but you have panties on so it’s not slutty”…is just negotiation tactics that work!

So if you want to see an asshole, ask your sexting partner, because I assume you hav one or pay one for THONG pics….assuming she’s not already sending asshole pics, since the world is full of exhibitionists showing their assholes..which I guess is a glorious thing…in a time when humanity is probably at its worst…we get to see asshole which is the best.

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2022

Jan

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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I watched a really dumb Christmas movie that took place in the UK and featured such stars as Kelsey Grammer not playing Frasier and John Cleese not playing Monty Python and Liz Hurley looking real fucking hot despite being 100 fucking years old…it was called FATHER CHRISTMAS and I watched it because my life goal is to make Christmas movies, they are the only movies that matter, no wait, I watched it because we basically live in a prison hell that we can’t escape and my only option of things to do is getting wasted and watching dumb fucking streaming options in hopes they figure out how to hypnotize the autistic fucks like me who can’t be hypnotized because we’re not wired that way….I’d fucking love to be won over by the media and totally on board for the takeover thinking it’s awesome….but instead I just sit back and wait for the vans to show up to take me away to dissenter camp and WHILE I do that…I happened across this movie…recently made movie…and Liz Hurley was smokin’…

So…it doesn’t make sense, women are supposed to rot, I was of the school of thought all her bikini pics were doctored, or her transgender son who creative directs her social media, or even some AI shit..CGI SHIT….INSTAGRAM FILTER….the “YOUNG LIZ HURLEY FILTER”….to turn all her fans into her so they feel less gay when eating their own cum after they are dumb…you know cuz their reflection looking back at them is LIZ HURLEY….but it turns out…she’s the real deal…and it may defy science or biology but who cares…she’s hot.

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