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2024

31

Jul

Joey King Revisits Ass Shaking Videos of the Day

Joey King is being marketed as a hot chick as she transitions from child star to serious actor, because she’s in her mid 20s and can’t really play the child star roles anymore.

She’s probably not the first choice in your collection of child star photos you revisit for creepy pervert fan masturbation reasons….I mean you try to convince us you’re a Disney subscriber for the Star Wars…but are you??

I remember going to people with cable’s house to drink and seeing they had Nickelodeon or Family channel as part of their cable packages and I knew they were VERY suspicious people since they didn’t have kids….”But it’s part of the package” is the equivalent of single middle aged men going on vacation to Thailand for the Pad Thai….we’re onto you.

Anyway, Joey King played a solid Gypsy Rose, got nominated for it, is now doing other things that her tits luckily override her face because tits have that ability…

With the Help of 45 year old JustJared who has been hanging with her since she was 15, totally normal things since he’s homosexual, now her stylist, using her tits for good….

So we’ve been forced to appreciate them….

As it turns out, she is a talented performer and also shakes her ass….

It was her birthday, so birthday tributes happened and some of those are worthy of looking at, because sexualizing Joey King isn’t the worst thing you can do with your day….especially now that she’s old enough to be sexualized.

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2024

30

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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You know what’s awesome….

Being in the midst of summer….unemployed…..but spending the entire day on the computer updating nonsense for you scumbags who don’t pay me..

It’s fucking awesome…

Like bend over and fuck me up the ass already….

The best thing about it, is that there is ZERO demand for me to update the site.

MORE importantly, I don’t even care to spread my gospel or my opinion…

I just do it for ABSOLUTELY no reason WHATSOEVER…

That’s real weird when you think about how I could be sitting by the lake or at the beach or in a tent somewhere actually living…

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2024

30

Jul

Selena Gomez and her Weird STD of the Day

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Selena Gomez’s weird STD is that guy she dates who looks like something you’d find at the bottom of a drain at a gay bathouse all matted with homosexual cum….he’s apelike and looks like he smells like some kind of rotting cured meat….but apparently they are in love and he’s likely rich…so it’s not a sympathy connection where he friended her years ago through music, gaining her trust, so that he can move in on her once Bieber moved out…continuously throwing himself at her until finally she agreed to hang out more often, eventually ending up together because he was just such a happy groupie to get with those big tits, knowing they aren’t too big of a commitment cuz she’ll likely die of LUPUS soon and she know that she’s dying of LUPUS so why not spend days with someone….making this love story happen….

I just find him repulsive to look at….but this isn’t. about me, it’s about Selena Gomez making a chick on TikTok famous for DEBUNKING her accusations of Selena having had work done….to which the MEAN TIKTOKER called SELENAS face manged….even though we all know it’s mangled from the LUPUS….only for SELENA to say “I only have botox, my face is mangled cuz of LUPUS”…..only for that TikToker to have got that Celebrity coverage she wanted, only to apologize for being a trollin cunt…and that whole thing is not that fun…

What is fun, is how weird Gomez’s face is….maybe she’ll retweet this to debunk finding her boyfriend in a jungle somewhere, raised by animals, eating all the chocolate beans off the tree….

I would have edited this post, but as you know I don’t edit anything because you don’t read this…I write because my arthritis from 20 years of this isn’t crippling enough – you cocksuckers.

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2024

30

Jul

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Behaving Badly Doing a Dive of the Day

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Julianne Hough may have lost her connection with god or the church thanks to the demons of Hollywood sucking her into their world where she conveniently sucked them off….

But girl can flip, that dancing athleticism, arguably a gift from god, but since she’s likely and athiest now that she’s turned on the church…a gift from herself that you can jerk off to because diving porn may not be a fetish to all, but is definitely a fetish to some….

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2024

30

Jul

Kelly Brook in a Bikini of the Day

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Guess what’s back…Kelly Brook rocking the 40 something year old giant tits…

She may even be in her 50s now.

I don’t really know why I give a shit about Kelly Brook, it’s not like I’ve ever met her or that she’s really ever penetrated the pop culture machine as hard as the Rugby team has penetrated her.

If anything, it’s been more of a watching her get as fat as her tits, only to lose the fat but keep the tits, which is important when your 20s were spent as a big titty model in the UK…you NEED the tits.

A tale as old as time, the gut catching up to the big tits, when the girl hits 30 and the metabolism slows down….

But ultimately, through it all, fat chick or not, she’s had the tits and that may matter…

We’ve seen her move to LA to become a famous actress that failed, we’ve seen her date personal trainers who got her into shape, she’s been blog titty fodder that you’ve all had some kind of relationship and these bikini pics posted 5 hours ago prove she’s not dead, probably infertile from age, but not dead…but even if she was dead, you’d want to stick your dick between those bad boys filling that bikini like a middle aged aunty at the pool….because you’re weirdly committed to Kelly Brook.

Fat chick belly aside, what’s up with that face? Has the instagram face filters attacked or is this her face injection new look….either way…it’s weird.

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2024

30

Jul

Sydney Sweeney Goes to Camp with her Friends of the Day

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Recent Florida Resident for Tax Purposes and that Ocean Front Caribbean life Sydney Sweeney, still likes to summer in the northern woods on the lake, because you can’t always be tropical, that shit gets boring.

The active lake girl seems to have coordinated some kind of summer camp concept for her friends and family that unfortunately you didn’t know about to terrorize like you are Jason….because watching Sweeney fuck in the cabin could be a good way to murder your dick before yourself…to really drive the Camp experience home.

You’d be doing her a favor…giving her a storyline of her next shitty move she badly acts her way through for the sake of carrying those tits to their rightful spot on the Hollywood Walk of Fame…

Anyway, the girl water skis, she wake surfs, she’s rich, she’s got hot tits, she has fun, people like her, probably because she creates a camp experience for them…and the whole thing is special because the real star goes where host body goes, since they’re attached to her…

Tracking Sweeney’s tits like that kid on Twitter tracks private jets of rich people is kind of a goal…and luckily you can since you can google the address of her Florida house and post up in your houseboat for the winter season because bitch doesn’t own the fucking water bro…

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2024

30

Jul

Bella Thorne Working the Slutty Selfie Cam of the Day

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Bella Thone was bitching and whining about getting fat because she spends a lot of time eating and not doing fitness…

The Hollywood product of Disney that was released to the world and who overly sexualized herself pretty aggressively in her transition from Disney Kid to edgy slut influencer content creator who is paid by ONLYFANS to recruit girls like some kind of Human Trafficker….while still being marketable to the industry as someone who speaks to the younger crowd…who if anything was just playing the part of the leader of the sluts to seduce the generation into that whore life…as part of her duties to her satanic overlords….because if she was truly a rebel, she wouldn’t get mainstream movie work, they’d blacklist her.

Anyway, she was coasting, not producing big fake titty content for a while….working on some bullshit movies that I guess she’ll be promoting or that she is promoting now that she’s back in the news cycle…

All the dudes who pay for her ONLYFANS have likely been chatting with AI chatbots…so you’re being scammed…but as long as Bella is getting paid..that’s what matters right…

So yeah, bitching about being fat and not on Ozempic but feeling the pressure of Ozempic, only to post slutty selfies with her gut out because she’s not too fat to do that, and doesn’t actually hate her body or gunt….she’s just playing some angle…

So here is that selfie..because beauty ideals are hard in these filters and fillers and Ozempic and procedure selfie world…when you’ve got fat arms.

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2024

30

Jul

Alli Martinez is the Instagram Of The Day

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Alli Martinez has a bible verse in her instagram bio because she is a Christian who loves god.

The Bible Verse is: For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.

Which brings up an important point, are you the kind of Christian who judges other Christians for celebrating the body the good lord gave them by showing it off like some kind of heathen….

Or are you the kind of atheist who likes to jerk off to Christian girls who produce racy content because it adds to your demonic ungoldy, godless life because it validates that the girl producing the softcore porn is a bad Christian therefore the kind of Christian you get off to…

Or maybe, you don’t think any of those things because you’re looking at the tits…

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

30

Jul

Lucy Hale’s Slutty in the Bath of the Day

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I may not find Lucy Hale as hot as the CW does, but they keep casting her for shit even into her 40s, so there’s obviously something there.

I do think that it is important to draw attention every celebrity whore who puts out half naked content in bikini, bra or whatever this top is because it’s shamelessness that should be pointed at, laughed at, shamed, or jerked off to…depending on your personal opinions on smut…because even low hanging fruit softcaore non-nude safe for work content can be smut if it’s designed to get the creepy nerd HALE fans jerking off to her, or if it is designed to get clickbait views to amplify some ad campaign….WHOREDOM has levels to it….

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2024

30

Jul

21 Year Old Emily Skinner is Hanging with the Pussy Posse of the Day

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In totally uninteresting social media news, the 50 year old Pussy Posse that still call themselves the Pussy Posse, despite the fact that one of the members Lucas Haas is rumored to be Leo DiCaprio’s one true love, living in his house and licking his cum out of the asses of all the people Leo puts his shit loving dick into….

The media has decided to buy into the beard and pretend that she’s fucking these fags.

Never addressing that they call themselves the Pussy Posse as a satire, as a diversion, because they actually mean MAN Pussy….but only they know that because they are on the inside of those asses…

Instead, playing up that the 21 year old actress named Emily Skinner, who is probably one of their daughters from a 90s romp in so-cal back when they still fucked chicks to pretend they weren’t gay….even though they fucked those girls together….where no one quite knows which one of the three DiCaprio, Haas or Spiderman are the dad….

Anyway, they are playing it up like they are grooming yet another 21 year old being brought into the mix, when really if they do fuck chicks, they should be looking for the 12 year olds below deck that they picked up in some port that are untraced and will be dumped in international waters when they are done with them…

I mean the chick is 21 years old, that’s 3 years into adulthood, that’s like college graduate age, that’s like go get a job and live your life….and they’re like “what creeps hanging with hot 21 year old aspiring actresses”….

In the event they didn’t know, it’s legal for 90 year olds to fuck 18 year olds in all stats…so packaging her as this craddle robbery when most 21 year olds have had more dick than Leo has in his 50 years….is just angry women journalists who want to perpetuate that all women are victims to men…powerful men…famous men…

STUPID…

I love that they play it as predator toxic masculinity sucking in the impressionable young girl and not the recent college grad using her looks to seduce industry veterans for her summer internship that will pave her future career….seducing them in a way to level-up her brand, exposure, celebrity to maximize her 2 million followers with that Leo DiCaprio stamp of approval….SHE knows who these people are and how they can help…and girls spend years seducing rich and powerful men into their traps….

Hot chicks are masterful and we love that…

More interestingly, Emily Skinner is friends with another Influencer/Actress chick named Lily Chee, who has been linked to being Toby’s new girlfriend for a while…so she’s probably just a plus one “bring your hot friends cuz we like young hot chicks”….and now she’s winning.

Here’s Emily Skinner:

Here’s Toby’s rumored chick Lily Chee – who is 20 years old…NOT EVEN 21 and they’ve been rumored to be together for a while now….and she’s Asian which by default makes her a far creepier selection because she looks 12 without being 12…the Asian girl creeper loophole taking over America because small dicked white perverted dudes from America love importing those Asian wives…and Lily Chee is in Europe right now…so she could be the pussy below deck previously mentioned in this compelling content piece from an internet pervert.

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