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2022

Jan

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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As a pervert, the breast is a sexual object to me…you know like a fleshlight…

I don’t think of it as a functional biological machine designed to feed our offspring and help our mammal species continue surviving, even though we’ve basically peaked as a species and our society is imploding on itself…no longer the free roaming, free range mammals, but more the chickens in cages on top of each other, all fat and industrialized the way they want us….KEEP THEM CONSUMING….

But the ladies who lactate seem to fucking love that they lactate…they crowdsource tips on how to not have their babies bite their tits, they post consistent pics of their titties being sucked, and it is confusing because these same girls wouldn’t post their tits being sucked by their friends at a party, they do it becuase the whole mom/baby bond isn’t sexual…but natural…even though it’s the reason we’re all titty obsessed…CODED that way…FEED ME MOMMA…FEED ME MOMMA…

Anyway, the girls of the internet, or the moms of the internet, or the got knocked up long enough to lactate so I can be a LACTATION model have found a way to take their biological function of their titties to the fucking perverts by sexualizing them like I do every time I see a public breast feeder pull her tit out…fucking FRONT ROW SEATS in this STARBUCKS motherfuckers…because functional or not – it is still tit.

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2022

Jan

Russian Mosque Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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Here’s a pretty inspiring story of a Russian Influencer trying to go viral in this competitive landscaped of girls being willing to do basically anything to go viral because as the expression goes, there’s always someone out there more connected, willing to work harder, willing to go harder than you….and if you want to make it in the world of never having a real job, being celebrated and paid to just be yourself, because you are so important…YOU need to bring the goods.

The goods in this case is a lame ass lingerie shoot outside a Mosque in Russia, where a set of other influencers were recently jailed for 10 months for doing some sacriligious shit at some Cathedral, and the Russians don’t approve, because they are still a society with Christian values I guess. A good thing when you see what a godless world has done to the rest of us…

The funniest thing about these influencers or THIS particular influencer is that she didn’t get arrested, but she did say she was showing people WHAT NOT TO DO…

So here she is in in Lingerie being LEWD for attention…so YOU don’t have to…other girls out there…you know living the “don’t do what I do, but I still do it, because if you do it, then I’ll have more competition in my whoring”…

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2022

Jan

Big Things Happen on TikTok and Other Videos of the Day

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No Bra Challenge

Bouncy Titty Challenge

Hand Stand

TikTok Titties

TikTok TItties 2

TikTok Titties 3

Yoga Positions for You

TikTok Body

TikTok Body Part 2

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2022

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Finger on the fucking pulse, you know when you need anything pop culture, I’ll be drunk in a ditch for 3-4 days before posting it here, which is precisely what being an irrelevant failure of a site is all about, but I figure I am just doing my part to turn you all off of SMUT, because porn, as you may or may not know is stealing your soul..

It is depleting you of your essential nutrients, your MAN spirit as you jack off to other people fucking, instead of getting yourself fucked…and the DOPAMINE release from being a creep who jerks off to people fucking is an unnatural one that will totally fuck with your mind and the way you view sex, women, decency…

So my lazy ass is doing you all a favor on your spiritual journey in this spiritual war…not that you end up on this site for the porn, it’s obviously for my amazing half retard out of touch JOKES no one understands…NOT EVEN ME…

Not to make this about me, I actually hate social media for the narcissism of these people trying to become false idols, telling you how to live, when pushing shitty products you don’t need on you….

So this isn’t about me…it’s about you…and YOU are a pervert.

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2022

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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As it turns out, I will not be having any Meatloaf tonight, but I did listen to “I would do anything for Love, but I won’t do that”….only to see if there are any clues as to what he won’t do…or is that a secret he died with?

I hope you have an exciting weekend filled with you asking random strangers “Can I Smell your phone”…because you know they’re used to weird shit and during a pandemic…smelling a stranger’s phone is weird shit…I guess under normal circumstances it’d be weird shit too.

You only jack off to fake health experts on the internet doing press conferences, it’s the new normal, just doing your part…we are ALL in this together but remember lap dances are only 10 dollars a song, which when you factor in inflation, is a great fucking deal, that I can’t really believe lap dances are only 10 dollars a song in this era, but I have been told they are…and that’s some cheap titty…in REAL life…reminding you all to BRING back to real life…because sucking tits in your imagination is NEVER as good as doing it for 10 dollars a fucking song.

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2022

Jan

Kendall Jenner Trying Hard (barely) of the Day

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I guess the Kardashians have a strong grip on the pop culture media companies, because their stories get views, so they keep pushing this influencer family of trash, thanks to the spell they’ve got them under….because these Kendall in a bikini in the snow for no reason besides being a half naked slut in the snow…I mean other than to give the people some fodder to mindlessly push on people, and to probably start a new trend of BIKINI in the snow, which is hardly a new trend, I am sure Kendall’s even done this before, but why reinvent yourself, or try to do original shit, when all it takes is a series of shitty pics to go viral…

So yeah, I’ve seen these pics about 12 times on a bunch of sites in my newsfeed, they went viral, because the people are under the Kardashian spell and can’t seem to break free from it….instead they act like these are a big deal, when they aren’t a big deal….

I guess the good news is that at least she’s not the other Kardashiams, because at least she’s got a standard woman body you’d want to look at, while the others are just freakishly built…even BRUCE got a better body than they do…

I don’t know if that counts as good news….but it’s a skimpy bikini in the snow and I guess that’s fun, even when you’re a miserable fuck.

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2022

Jan

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Costco in Quebec Canada has decided to follow the Government’s orders and force people who are UNVACCINATED to not shop at their stores….for HEALTH AND SAFETY obviously…since 99 percent of the vaccinated people I know haven’t got COVID in the last 2 months, and out of them the majority had it pretty fucking bad….meaning COSTCO isn’t going to bother looking at it rationally, or objectively, or at the actual numbers…they are straight up going to discriminate a segment of the population based on whether they took experimental drugs…

Now, we all know that anyone going along with this vaccine passport shit is a fucking demented demon fuck who doesn’t really care about their customers, people, or any of the WOKE ideologies they pretend to…

But COSTCO is a weird one since people PAY for memberships…not to mention people own SHARES of the company…meaning paid members, who OWN part of the company, even just a small fraction are going to be greeted by BROWN SHIRTS who tell them “NO YOU CANNOT COME IN AND GET ALL THE TOILET PAPER YOU WILL NEED TO SURVIVE THE NEXT 10 YEARS OF SUPPLY SHORTAGES….ORDER ONLINE….DIRTY DISEASED FUCK”….

So when I see that corporations are going to take the evil, segregation, divisive stance to appease their rulers, I think “Why can’t they do segregation in a more fun way”….like “ONLY HOT CHICKS ALOOWED”…..”NO FAT CHICKS”>..or more importantly…”NOT CLOTHING ALLOWED”….I want REAL LIFE on OFF…taking place at the entrance with the greeter…because On/Offs are hot, and women should be mandated to do it, because NOT all do it on their own, but some do…and these are them.

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2022

Jan

January Jones Titty Shot of the Day

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January Jones finding social media has probably been fun for her fans, because there are dudes out there who find her the hottest bitch around, despite being an old single mom, they like Mad Men, the only acting job she ever had, possibly from sucking the right dick, luckily it became a hit…so that she can go on with life thinking she’s accomplished something like being an actress on a hit show…on some JENNIFER ANISTON shit..possibly literally…who knows how those weird occult Hollywood sex parties work….but I’d assume there would be feces, you know to keep things exciting when they are otherwise bored of standard sex after all these years of dudes wanting to fuck them…which I guess applies to all girls…I don’t know any girl, not even the ugliest of girls who haven’t gone through life without a dude trying to fuck them….

Anyway, in finding social media, and knowing her tits is all anyone cares about, she does lame middle aged person who found a smartphone and is figuring out this technology shit….and I guess she’s realizing more SKIN gets more ATTENTION….TITS GET HITS….so like all the celebs, let’s go from serious people, to internet pornographers who don’t even do pornography right, but they try…and this is her trying…

Do you find it hot, I mean that FILTER is hilarious, she might as well fully erase herself an make her look like a GHOST in passing….but chck out that big tit cleavage…FULL and dumpy..we call them DUMPTRUCK TITS.

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2022

Jan

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Girls on their knees with their back arched is apparently called FROG BUTTS, even though I just call that being on their knees, which is one of my favorite requests when meeing someone for the first time “ON YOUR KNEES BITCH’…and before they get mad I say “aren’t you going to propose to me”…you know because not all getting on your knees are perverted…sometimes it’s romantic, like when proposing for marriage, sometimes it is practical, like when changing a tire, or checking your tire pressure, or spiritual when in church, unless you’re in one of those churces Pope Benedict was recently exposed for CoVERING UP…

In the case of frog butts, which for the record look better when the knees are sprawled out (see top photo), it’s more frog-like, than when just under them, like a standard kneeling…it’s just a pose to jerk off to…so here’s girls posing to be jerked off to.

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2022

Jan

Sexy Midget of the Day

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Hey shorty, it’s your birthday….

When I started this site 18 years ago, it was a much crazier time. People weren’t on the internet the way they were now, they barely had email accounts and social media was Myspace and Friendster…a game that people would play when bored…not the fucking bane of their existence…where every move was tracked and evil authoritarian dot com billionaires were obvious about how they view their members as “users” they make money off of…you know TOM from MYSPACE was all of our friend, the same can’t be said about the instutionalized, cold, dark, evil FACEBOOK zuckerber….which has basically conditioned everyone to be a fucking half retard, half naked idiot.

Anyway, the girls who were getting naked on the internet outside of porn chicks and early cam girls…were the girls you didn’t want to see naked…sexting didn’t really exist on phone, but rather on AOL or MSN chat…it was just a more decent place…which I wanted to help taint by posting the weirdness that I would find in random corners of the internet…

Then I posted celeb shit, it went “viral” so I stuck to it…even though I hate celebs, but my heart and soul was always for the weirdos…

Now that we’re in a time where weirdos are influencers, every ailment an empowerment, content hook, reason to be an influencer…there’s a hell of a lot of weird content out there that I should be focused on because it is amazing…

Like this Midget, I call them midgets still, I’m ignorant and a bigot like that….and she takes slutty selfies like she should and I think it’s fucking amazing…and I don’t even have a midget fetish….but maybe I do now…variety is the spice of life…and in an era where everyone produces selfie smut…there’s just so much amazingness to dig through…

Fuck celebrity shit, the real stars are out there waiting to be found…or wrestled…or tossed….not that midget tosses still happen…BUT THEY SHOULD…everyone’s just too uptight for that…even though everyone’s a fucking degen pervert now…I don’t get it…

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