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2021

30

Dec

Catherine Zeta-Jones Bikini Tits of the Day

When I look at Catherine Zeta Jones’ tits, I am reminded that she may or may not have given her husband throat cancer with her tainted vagina…but then I remember he’s super fucking famous, possibly married to Goldie Hawn, unless that’s the other one, I always get them confused, and as a celebrity with a celebrity dad meaning he was raised in Hollywood being “come over to my pool, do you know who my dad is”….or being a victim to old dirty celebrity ladies who like to get eaten out by young kids of their celeb friends…it’s a debauchery kind of place filled with vile people and the HPV throat could have come from all kinds of places….we haven’t even dived into the groupies, the costars, the random people met in bars…because you know dude’s laid some pipe like a plumber in retirement…

YES, this is a Michael Douglas HPV origin story exploration while looking at his hot, now old, wife’ big WELSH tits being rich and famous and better than you…

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2021

30

Dec

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I like to campaign for small tits because I think small tits are hot…but like every motherfucker….I like all tits and the bigger may not be the better…but the bigger that are nice are pretty fucking nice….since not all big tits are sloppy piles of shit that I still want to suffocate on….and not all big tits are fake as fuck that you can poke an eye out when trying to suffocate on them…and even if they are…PULL THEM THE FUCK OUT….and do it in a fun, social media trend challenge, kind of way….you know peer pressure each other to pull the tits out because girls with nice tits like them seen and dudes into to tits like to see them and if you make it a game..it’s not shameless, it’s keeping up with the trends…KEEP UP WITH THE TRENDS…as the trends get more exhibitionist…let these girls inspire you….

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2021

30

Dec

Jade Chynoweth Christmas Dance of the Day

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It’s still the Christmas season to me, because CHRISTMAS is a state of mind motherfuckers…

So here’s a professional dancer, who back-up dances for actual big acts, while she’s not starring as a dancer in shitty straight to NETFLIX movies, which used to be straight to VIDEO, before straight to NETFLIX meant blockbuster cast….

She’s wearing what some pantyhose shorts with a body suit jacked up her cunt like this is only fans content, only it’s performance art PERVERT….and sometimes performance art can be softcore porn for the pantyhose fetishists…leotards up cunt…and not be seen as something to jack off to.

I know what you’re thinking, professional dancers who aren’t strippers working for crack money is a fucking waste…but at last she still produces the smut.

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2021

30

Dec

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Vacation mode….even though Canada is under insane lockdowns…I’ve been quarantining for the last decade or two so it’s no big deal…but it feels like a big deal when you’re being told you can’t do shit…it’s better when you opt out…

Luckily, the girls of the internet and their tanlines keep us going this winter and well into our life in the metaverse in the near future when real life is no more….but tanlines will always be real…even if they are CGI generated through a filter and on some dude pretending to be a chick as they do thanks to the internet being a fucking lie.

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2021

30

Dec

TikTok is a PsyOp and Other Videos of the Day

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BING BONG

Mindless Content…

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Not doing the nightly links this week has been the best experience of my life….FUCK the stepLINKS of the day…if anyone out there wants to do them for me in 2022 so I can find better things to do with my time…like stare at the wall harder, with more time to think on things to philosophize about for you brainless perverts..you know to bring you tit with spiritual enlightenment as we drown in BREAKTHROUGH cases of COVID so that the system can put totally insane lockdown measures that give me even more time to connect to my spirit, to work on my clairvoyance and to finally complete my form as the TITTY PROPHET…because we are surrounded by bad people, tricking you into thinking they are good people, relatable people, but ultimately….THE PEOPLE who want you DEAD…or at least a slave….BOTH work…

As we ring in 2022….LIFE is LIFE…stop being scared to live, get healthy, suck tits, BREAST FEEDING is the key to HEALTHY ENZYMES and MICROBOBES….where’s the site you can buy or rent down on their luck lactating bitches who eat an organic diet to CURE me of my AILMENTS while I jerk off….

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Ireland Baldwin nude in the tub
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Shay Mitchell is on Vacation
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Olivia Culpo Shares Her Most Liked Posts, Found Out Her Followers Like Her Boyfriend, Travel and Underboob
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Katharine McPhee’s 72-Year-Old Music Producer Husband Shows Her Post-Baby Bikini Body Some Love!
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Katherine McPhee shuts down jealous haters with a Res Suit!
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Wanda Icardi is Selling Swimsuits With Her Cleavage
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Miss BumBum World 2021 Says She Gets Bullied for Being Too Hot!
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Model Laura Ivaniukas Hit Up an Outdoor Shower in Cuba
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Iggy Azalea is BIG BOOTY
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Iowa Volleyball Coach Charged With Having Sex With 17-Year-Old!
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Carmella Rose Gloves Up!
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Titty Model in the Jungle
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Gillian Jacobs Identifies Man By Hearing His Voice!
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Skydiver Sebastián Álvarez Flies Into An Active Volcano!
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Old Car Gets Pitted Against A New Car For It’s Checking It’s Structural Integrity
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Cheating Girlfriend Gets The Best Christmas Surprise Of Her Life!
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Cat Getting Used To The Treadmill!
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From the Forum

Sofia Richie Ass in Leggings…
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Katy Perry on Stage….
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Kate Beckinsale Red Carpet Babe
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Addison Rae Legs
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Britney Spears in a Tight Dress
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CHRISTMAS MIRACES Happen Daily
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Christmas Strap On!
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2021

29

Dec

Katharine McPhee Bikini of the Day

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Woah, Katharine McPhee, tight body new mom big titty McPhee…not the NANY MCPHEE, but the other one who got knocked up by a geriatric in his mid 70s like some kind of florida personal support worker at a retirement community with a deep and disturbing fetish for elderly men and changing their diapers ever since her great uncle molested her….

I am not saying that’s what happened with McPhee, age is just a number, I am just saying she’s looking pretty fit, pretty good, like a trophy wife should….FROM American Idol to chart topping industry leader dick….I mean this is almost as exciting as when they leaked her nudes that looked like a post vaginalplasty labia reduction selfie for her doctor to report healing progress….

NOT THAT THOSE PICS were her…but you can google them and make your own opinion on it.

This is MILF behavior and I’m someone not excited by blown out mom pussy…even if it’s had labia reduction….as a stepfather, I know first hand how miserable a punishment that shit is…but when they are rich, soon to be widowed, and look this good…I bring my support…which I am sure McPhee is craving as no one knows this site exists…NOT EVEN you.

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2021

29

Dec

Bella Thorne Ass of the Day

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Here’s a Christmas miracle that no one asked for, but it’s red and still HOLIDAY enough for me to remember the good times that Christmas has given us over the years, the warmth in our hearts as I wonder if that cup of liquid is a drink to keep her medicated and having a good time, or if it’s squirt because she looks like the kind of girl who pees on people while dramatically performing an orgasm….we call this a porn star who accidentally got work in the mainstream….so now she’s a softcore pornstar or racy mainstream star and when the bikinis are that small..who fucking cares…just stare.

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2021

29

Dec

Sarah Michelle Gellar Cleavage of the Day

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer was an early revelation of nerd dudes being obsessed with celebrity pussy who played characters they were drawn to…so here’s Buffy the Vampire slayer herself as a reminder of how pathetic the last 25 years have been when it comes to nerds being obsessed with celebrities…just not enough to make me rich…

I remember when I first started the site, the kind of dude in 2004 that was looking for slutty celeb content to jerk off to, was the kind of dude who had three copies of the Buffy Box Set and despite having never seen the show, but I did see the original movie, I just don’t remember it…Sarah Michelle Gellar is indirectly the reason DrunkenStepfather exists…so if you’re going to sue for defamation, because I called you fat, or because I posted your pics and you hate me…do it care of Sarah Michelle Gellar because her nerdy fanatic friends and their celebrity pervert fandom is the reason we’re all here….

Sure, people have been jerking off to celebs and models forever, that’s not the point, the point is that this bitch hit nerds on an emotional level…fantasies of marrying her….carving her bust out of dried semen blocks kind of emotional level and the question is…does her cleavage still give you a tingle in your heart, a reminder of love, or a tingle in your balls, a reminder of why you’re still living in your mom’s basement making lego.

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2021

29

Dec

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Throughout the pandemic, the people who the media played off as being conspiracy theorists have been saying shit like “if they actually cared about health, why is everyone in America a fat sick fuck”…they’ve had 30 or 40 years of health decline that they’ve encouraged….even normalizing fat influencers to confuse fat people into thinking it is ok to be fat…NO LONGER shamed…CYBER BULLY…

But yeah, they’ve done all these HEALTH MEASURES that were arguably never about health, you know eating well, working out and all that other shit that we know make people healthy, but ignore for ourselves…

Earlier today, I saw that ABC or some other shit news organization had a headline like “the benefits of healhty diet and exercise in fighting COVID”…like where were they day one in March 2020 when people dove into BAKING….only now to admit that fat fucks are dying of this shit more than healthy fucks..,because OBVIOUSLY.

ANYWAY….fitness is good, fitness makes better life and if you’re fine with dying because you feel dead anyway…do what I do and watch hot chicks be slutty and fit, because they are our only hope for our “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED” policy….because being fat, despite being celebrated, is barely impressive….as it requires sitting on your ass and eating all day like a slob…

So I support fitness.

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