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2021

06

Dec

Paige Van Zant’s Lesbian Striptease of the Day

Paige Van Zant is a babe who can kick your ass, at least I’d assume she could kick your ass, seeing as she’s a trained killed, but I guess she is still a girl….but I’ll assume she can kick my ass and like my friend who was into 400 pound black women smothering him…I think I’d like having my ass kicked by Paige Van Zant…you know like when you were in high school wrestling….queer.

I saw this video floating around, I have no idea where it is from, but I’ll assume it’s a trailer for a lesbian porn. clip on her fan site.

You see, she’s another female athlete making stupid money being hot, which is probably a nice and rewarding thing to have, seeing as women athletes are paid shit and are forced to take matters into their own hands…but making content for their perv but loyal credit card holding fans. Girl needs to get paid and why not fucking get it…she probably makes 10 times more with the nudes than with her sport. That’s how the world works I guess.

I think supporting her account makes sense since she’s a pro, since she’s got other talents, since her fan account isn’t just to be lazy degenerate exploiting weak men, I mean this is giving the fans what they want, which is sort of the whole point…modern day fan clubs come with tits…and so do you.

I don’t know who her friend is, but you can probably find everything you need on her website.

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2021

06

Dec

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I am still mad at people who are for Medical Tyranny saying that those who aren’t into Medical Tyranny are “political” when shit’s got nothing to do with politics, other than the motherfuckers who make the rules are trying to alienate a portion of the population….for “science” with vaccines they admit don’t work…hence your need to get more of them…in what we’ll call a whole lot of bullshit that people have been caught up in.

I am also mad at people who think it’s ok to fire the healthcare heroes who aren’t getting the shot because there are 100 reasons to not get the shot….natural immunity being the most logical one…but they’ve made it some virtual signalling you’re a bad guy who doesn’t care about the world because you’re not willing to get a shot bullshit…that makes no sense.

I am glad that these healthcare workers aren’t scared of losing their jobs, maybe they know there’s a pandemic and they can’t get fired, maybe they’re vaccinated and allowed to keep working, or maybe they are not even nurses, but just bought scrubs at the Salvation Army and are using it as an angle to sell nudes.

SUPPORT your local healthcare worker, vaccianted, unvaccinated, or not really a healthcare worker but playing on on the internet nude channels….because I like their healthcare worker smut….hero work…like saving an AIDS baby with cancer…only for boners.

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Posted in:NURSES

2021

06

Dec

Bella Thorne Round-Up of the Day

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I want to know if Bella Thorne is really in charge of her career, or if the people who gave her a start, have their hands wrist deep in her and thus doing the puppet mastering.

I don’t think it’s that shocking that young people have figured out how to get noticed or rich on social media, especially when their whole internet culture is based on monetizing, and some of the dumbest people are making millions a month gaming loser dudes like you.

I do think it’s a little weird for a Disney Kid to go down the route of softcore porn, but if that’s where the market it, it’s better than being Dana Plato or some other suicided child star.

I guess it doesn’t matter if she’s legit the visionary that required very little vision, “If I show some skin, people will pay”….it just required throwing out any discretion or shame or modesty….

I don’t think Bella Thorne’s really done all that much in the mainstream, I’ve seen some of her movies and they are as bad as expected, they might as well be porn, instead they are porn quality without the porn, like a Hallmark movie…

So whether she’s a mogul or not is to be seen, but she’s making money and I guess that’s all soulless people give a fuck about….

This is a round-up of her well trained, industry gone rogue, being hot for the fans because I like to think of myself as a Bella Thorne “fan” for the sake of the site, not on a personal level, because none of these bitches are that interesting to a dinosaur like me….but I’ll stare at their tits..

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2021

06

Dec

Kara Del Toro’s Posing Topless With Books of the Day

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Kara Del Toro’s some pretty irrelevant influencer, whatever the fuck that means, I guess it means posts slutty pics on social media for the nerds on social media to get boners, I mean it’s pretty lucrative and not actual sex work, unless you consider whoring out for likes and follows, or whoring out for brands sex work, which I don’t…I don’t even think sugar babying, which is what a lot of these influencers do to finance influencing sex work….or selling nudes…also not sex work…sure it’s whorey but it’s not taking dirty dick in your ass to pay rent or get drugs…that’s sex work and all these sex work faces, meaning BLACKFACE but of SEX WORK, think it’s clout to be a sex worker…edgier than working at a Tattoo parlor or at the local bar….when real sex work is far more dark and horrible and soul destroying.

Anyway, Kara is posing next to old books and as a dinosaur, I like books over screens so that alone makes cockteasing titty content more fun to look at.

Does this bitch read, probably prefers emojis, but I don’t assume girls are dumb for pushing big tits to get attention they can monetize…if anything you’d be an idiot not to.

I appreciate del Toro’s hustle, even if her dad is some famous filmmaker…Guillermo Del Toro….unless he’s not her dad…I don’t read biographies, I just analyze tit pics.

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2021

06

Dec

Milf Monday of the Day

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I am pretty sure the plan of the future depolulated world is one of Eugenics, which isn’t necessarily the worst news ever, only because the average person is a fucking moron, and that’s something I’ve pretty much always known, but is more obvious now than pretty much ever….

Not to mention, the eugenicists that will make having kids illegal because it is bad for the environment or because everyone is now sterilized from the shots they took for a cold like a bunch of fools….

Or they’ll make having kids a project of the corporate run state, meaning you can have a designer baby to raise, but it won’t be of your DNA and it will cost you from your basic income tokens and only if you meet the social credit requirements….

The future of MILFS is no MILF…so take in these MILFS keeping it real as moms you may want to fuck, or who may want to be FUCKED, hence their NUDIE content production.

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2021

06

Dec

Alex Daddario’s Braless in a T-Shirt of the Day

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I thought Alex Daddario was overrated as an actress since the rich kid who probably bought her career like so many rich kids before her, because middle class people, who may be getting fewer and fewer everyday the transfer of wealth goes from them to the world elite,, have to get fucking jobs and sitting around going to auditions everyday is not really designed for that…so unless daddy pays your rent in LA, or a sugar daddy in LA pays your rent, you may not be able to flex those acting chops no matter how good you may be at acting….

The truth is that you don’t need to be that good of an actress to have big good tits people like to stare at….and that’s good enough for all of us low expectations, just give us the big titty motherfuckers.

I did watch Daddario, who I saw recently got engaged to some rich as fuck motherfucker producer guy….because why not, she’s mid 30s and it is time….but I also recently saw her series with Sydney Sweeney, older tits and newer tits, in the battle of tits, that made me think “This series would be better if it was a Jello Wrestling Match”…like why all the scripts, and scenes, and storylines, let’s get straight to the point.

Spoiler alert – they didn’t Jello Wrestle in the series….

Anyway, she’s got her braless tits, jiggling as big tits should, big hard nippled as mom tits would, and you’ll stare at them imagining cumming on them….if you could.

Posted in:Alexandra Daddario

2021

06

Dec

Ashley Tisdale’s in her Panties of the Day

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I haven’t been overly nice to Ashley Tisdale over the years. I guess I haven’t been nice to any of the celebrity bitches out there, but that’s just because they are cunts and wouldn’t be nice to you, their fans, which makes me hate them. These are narcissistic idiots who love the attention but think they are above the people giving it them. So I made a point of bullying them through this site, because they deserve it and if I don’t call them out, who will….at least that was the idea when the site first started…now instagram commenters do a good job on the troll and I’m no longer needed…not that I was ever needed.

The reason I was anti-Ashley Tisdale was because I saw the scam that was Disney in action first hand. They are power players who own everything and they manipulated the Teen Choice awards or some other award show into awarding Ashley Tisdale the hottest star of the year or some shit….all while looking like a hook nosed monster….and this was after her nose-job….but she still looked like trash.

So I used to do posts called “The Ashley Tisdale” ugly watch, to remind the people she’s ugly and not to get sucked into her witchcraft manipulation.

In doing those, I always said “but she’s worth a fuck” because she was into fitness and a hot body is a hot body even if it has a butter face…

So someone can be called an ugly overrated piece of shit celebrity, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t hotter than some of the trash you’ve fucked or married. The two are mutually exclusive.

In today’s post, she’s in her panties, in self produced content uploaded to her channels…

Meaning the High School Musical hemorrhoid said “I am going to shoot content in my panties for my instagram”…..

This is after her celebrity has been built, after her career has made her money where she’s set for life, but for some reason…she feels compelled to do this.

Like all social media content – SEEMS DESPERATE from actual celebs….even if they need a boost….

When will celebs go back to being celebs?

Posted in:Ashely Tisdale

2021

06

Dec

Jessie J Ass Underwater of the Day

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I had this picture set in “DRAFTS” to post since November 1st or 2nd. I realize that it’s a month late, but who the fuck cares about Jessie J, not Channing Tatum, or really anyone else….I mean when she was a big UK popstar trying to take on America….no one cared about Jessie J and that was over a decade ago I am sure.

If anything, Jessie J was the rebound for Channing Magic Mike’s marriage to Jenna Dewan…a back-up dancer he had a kid with….and everyone thought “What they hell is wrong with Channing Tatum for choosing this chick instead of all the other pussy available to him”….since he’s arguably the “text book” good looking guy from Hollywood that girls fucking love…but since he can get all the pussy, he went for this.

Here’s Jenna Dewan’s recent slutty behavior…

He’s currently with Lisa Bonet’s daughter, he got rid of this UK kitchen trash, but that’s probably making her more eager to get male attention, since rejection is a bitch…or hard on the ego, especially when you’re aging…

SO PULL THE ASS IN THONG OUT IN THE POOL….to try to offset knowing she’s washed up, old and pretty Channing Tatums sloppy seconds.

I’ll still stare at the underwater ass because underwater helps make nudity better through optical illusions or some anti-gravity shit…

Even if it’s a month late, it’s still an ass in a thong.

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2021

06

Dec

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Milky BOOB for the motherfuckers like me who used to spend way too many hours sitting in parks and sitting in Coffee shops thanks to being unemployed like a new mother and able to see them pull their tits out to feed their babies in those places…because it’s nature motherfuckers, that’s how a mom feeds a baby, but that doesn’t mean we can’t still connect through eye contact when they do it and rub our dicks over our sweatpants…you know to give them a thrill and remind them that tits are more than just BABY FEEDERS…they are also feeders of my soul…

I don’t know if moms still breast feed, because everyone is autistic from Vaccines, but I sure hope the vaccinated moms out there aren’t breast feeding their babies, because I’ve heard there’s RISKS doing that from Pfizer’s own documents…

I do know that moms probably still breast feed in public, because if the internet has taught me anything, it’s that tits get pulled out for attention because it’s a cheap thrill for all involved…

So even if they don’t feel their baby, or connect with their baby, they’ll use the baby as a prop to get dudes to see their engorged mom tits while the baby daddy is out fucking his secretary….not that we have secretaries anymore….but you get what I mean….TINDER pussy for money….cuz the OLD LADY BACK HOME IS BLOWN OUT FROM CHILDBIRTH…not that women have vaginal births anymore…WHY DO THINGS THE NATURAL WAY…when you can do it the demonic hybrid human way..>RIGHT.