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2021

26

Nov

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

Frog Butt is a pose…and these girls are striking it..

I don’t watch TikTok content, besides the videos I post daily from Youtube on the “stepNEWS” video round-up I do now that Liveleak is dead…

I will say that in the clips I do watch, people have become the opposite of wise, enlightened, achieving higher consciousness, maybe being a little awake, or inspired, or even knowledgeable in anything despite all the access to information because in the event you didn’t know, when you have google and answers are but a click away, you can be a lazy mind who doesn’t need to know anything because your brain can just google it….

Point being, in the simple nudes for money game, they need different things to pose in, different ways to pose and Frog Butt is just one of those ways, you know to keep girls busy, and we appreciate it…even if we fear the reptilians…we can handle girls being amphibians…

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2021

26

Nov

Aloha Alessandra Ambrosio of the Day

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I guess Alessandra Ambrosio, who is in her 40s, but for some reason looks hotter than she did at 25, which may not be saying much to people like me who thought she was a giant “whatever” when she was getting all that Victoria’s Secret hype, but that should be saying something to those of us who didn’t buy into all her Victoria’s Secret hype, since on a fundamental, biological level…any 25 year old is going to be hotter than their 40 year old version….and I don’t understand it…

Is it baby blood transfusions, STEM CELL TREATMENTS from Brazil, is she on HGH like a male actor in their 40s trying to keep muscle mass, is she getting face injections but subtle so she doesn’t look like a muppet…is it supplements, is it diet, exercise, hydration….or IS IT A CLONE from the same CLONE lab they pulled her out of…because I’m convinced if any brand was CLONING in the 90s and 00s it was Victoria’s Secret working on creating the MASTER woman…probably in labs in Brazil where the law were lacks….but I am not a journalist, I’m a shit poster and this is the shit…

She’s in Hawaii, living her best life of luxury, because California beach life’s not ZEN enough for the endless summer babe…and because bitches at her level are funded…rich guys love being around them thanks to their resumes and with that you get to do nice things all while hardly being impressive at all….just 20 year VS model alum is enough for these people…BRANDED by the right BRAND.

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2021

26

Nov

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I know girls pretend to be on this feminist kick because it intellectualizes or validates their selling of nudes….or being sugar babies or whatever it is that the girls are into getting naked on the internet for now…

I just don’t see how being naked on the internet for dudes to pay you really beats the whole being a wife, or mother….just some meaningless cash grab from as many men to fund their shitty lives on their couches when not setting up selfie shoots being their hottest.

I am not saying that these girls in their oppressive fishnets are still slaves to the man, but I know a lot of girls on the internet are still slaves to men, so maybe getting out of the kitchen to be these independent sex workers instead of fulfilled wives was a scam….

I guess we’re the lucky ones because we get to see their marketing materials..

I guess we’re all slaves, but there are levels to this shit….and when you’re a sex worker instead of a wife, a money grubber instead of partner in a relationship, you have to wonder who is indoctrinating these people and why…but luckily, I have a micro penis, not a vagina, so I don’t have to think about these things and clearly neither are the girls participating in the most nude women to ever be on the internet at one time movement we are living in.

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2021

26

Nov

Baggy Clothes VS Bikini Challenge and Other Videos of the Day

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GILF Dance

Who Girls Walk in Public Now

If you have tits – you can monetize

Slutty Horse girl

Putting on the Shorts

Wait for It….

Important TikTok Art

Gross Big Titties…

What?

BBQ GRANNY

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2021

26

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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What’s NU?! LOL. RIGHT!!

Fear Mongerers are hard a work and it is working, but I guess when you have everything

You are the Slave class, I mean you finance the people who make laws against you. That’s fun….pay the RAPIST to use more force….COULD YOU TRY FUCKING ME WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT instead of your microdick…

I know what you’re thinking, this can’t be some orchestrated plan from some mysterious group of people…and maybe you’re right…it is all just coincidences…but we have no power and I guess have no choice but to wait and die.

At least we can try to have a good time while doing it….I mean they did bring us Fentanyl, right….maybe that was by design to. I guess that depends on whether you believe in coincidences or not. I don’t.

I hope you’re still rocking positive Thanksgiving vibes and the CUCK men in family didn’t give you vaccine speeches…or the blue or pink haired woke relatives who are on hormones didn’t give you some downer story about giving thanks is giving a nod to the people who killed and stole for the native land…

Native American genocide makes me fucking sick, did you see what they are doing to the aboriginals in Australia? Google it….it’s crazy…

I guess we are at the point of global genocide by the same people who orchestrated Native American genocide.

Build that tax farm. This is a 500 year project, not some response to a flu…

Do you know who funded colonization? They funded it through a corporation that still exists today called the Hudson Bay Company. They hired goons, armys, and gave the natives they were trying to buy or steal land from small pox blankets…it is all documented, but no one cares….

So the same people mad at you for not wanting to get into a corporate tracking system through medicine, are the people mad at you for wanting to eat Turkey and talk Football on Thanksgiving….

I do wish the natives protected their land better..the Mecca would be here…

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Hot Golfer has an Only Fans
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Lily Rose Depp and Keira Knightley
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Elsa Hosk Hot Tits
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How your Celebs Spent Thanksgiving
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Teenager Manages To Catch 2-Year-Old Girl Falling Out The Window Of A House
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9 Fastest Workers in Japan…
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Horse Gets a Haircut
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Crazy Fights And Madness During 2019 Black Friday Sale
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Sarah Snyder does the Look Back
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2021

25

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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How many “Stuffing” jokes have you heard today, maybe it’s just my echoc hamber but I’ve seen at least 100….”Can’t wait to get stuffed”….”stuffing is my favorite”…”waiting to stuff”….it’s like we get it, you’re a 12 year old mentally..we’ve established that humans have become retardeds….and you a whore….who LIKES sex…so provocative…since EVERYONE has sex…even relatives.

I saw that all that incest porn has normalized incest and the general public are into it…because they believe anything they are told will make them more woke…you could tell them to club people to death because they are MEAN RACIST SEXISTS WHO MISGENDERED a motherfucker…and they willl SCARY….

But yeah, incest is normalized…so SOMEWHERE OUT THERE…this THANKSGIVING when people think there are fights about vaccines and politics….there are family members fucking…and not in your uncle sucking you off in the basement when everyone else is a sleep incest you’re used to….or playing HIDE the Thanksgiving Baseball in Auntie’s COOTER….games you can’t tell your parents or she’ll KILL them….incest…I mean eager and willing incest…..

Speaking of STUFFING…amongst relations…How many Turkey vs Ham polls have you been exposed to by the clickbait machine,,,,

Turkey is better and Ham….which could be part human if found in Chrissy Teigen’s basement harvesting organs for her future transplants!

Turkey is also better than Human which isn’t saying much in this woke era of dumb zombies as useless as iceberg lettuce, the poor man’s lettuce…

But you don’t need to be useless here are some stepLINKS….for you to click…I think I prefer the word clickle…to click…let’s TRADEMARK IT and make billions…TOGETHER…you’re the CLICKLER…and I am the CLICKLE MAKER….

Happy Thanksgving. I am Thankful for our unwavering, undying, eternal love for each other….it’s unprecedented…whatever that means..

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Madonna’s Erotica in Bed…
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Bizarre Coin Toss Got the Thanksgiving Day Game Between the Bears and Lions Started
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Sarah Snyder is Looking Back at It
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Cruelest Turkey Prank
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Anitta See Through at the Latin Billboard Awards Official After Party!
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The Mouth Brush
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Snowball Fight Vs Water, Who Wins?
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Will Smith used to vomit after having an orgasm
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Is This Dunk Real…
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Caylee Cowan and Casey Affleck Donate Blood!
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Carmella Rose in All White!
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Arianny Celeste Gives Us All Something to Be Thankful For
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“I’m on that” – Tom Brady elated over Odell Beckham Jr.’s decision to receive entire Rams salary in Bitcoin
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Asking Japanese People What They Find Weird About Other Countries!
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What If Office Workers Had Their Own Press Conferences?
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Illegal Immigrants Hiding Inside Mattresses Get Caught By Spanish Cops
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GoKart Racer Fail…
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Alex Lee-Aillon is a Bikini Model
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Lions Fans Were Not at All Impressed With Big Sean Performing at Halftime
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Absolutely Outrageous Extra Hand On Shoulder Prank!
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Magic Box Prank
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Steelers Fan Blames Tie Against the Lions for His Death in His Obituary
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Ferrari Driver Thinks He’s Smart, Gets Overtaken By A Motorcycle!
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Why Men And Women Can’t Be Just Friends!
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Lindsay Brewer Put on a Leg Show in a Little Black Skirt
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Lohan on her Comeback
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Mia Goth in Leggings…
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The Hadid Sisters
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Suki Waterhouse in Leather Pants…
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Charlotte McKinney Leggings
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January Jones are the Mission
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Elsa Hosk Hot Tits
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Hot See Through Chair…
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What’s up Japan
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Fearless Acts of Public Masturbation
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Babe on a Dildo
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Inny Pussy
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Mashup Madness…
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When Grannies Attack
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Which Dildo Does She Choose
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33 People Having a Shitty Day
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Creepy Dildo
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Tits and Cookies
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Labia Reveal
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Car Girl Gets Rubbed
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Fingered on the Beach
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Shopping Pussy
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Petite Hotty
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Pillow Fucker
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Friends Hanging Out…
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Outdoor Dildo
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Dildo Ride in Lingerie
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Dildo under the Tree
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Glasses On She Must Be Smart
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Classy Butt Plug Removal
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2021

25

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Panties of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is not a thanksgiving miracle, but she does look like a stuffed Thanksgiving Turkey, but that could jsut be because she’s a 6 foot tall 200 pounder with the flattest ass in the game…

I feel like she’s getting some new hype, after years of trying to get noticed, I mean her parents are so fucking famous and all these other bootleg celebrity children get way more clout…like Lisa Rinna’s kids…and even her cousin, the Bieber clone who married Bieber because of a GOD, I don’t believe either actually have since the music industry is satanic, Bieber does every satanic symbol in his work, and the wife is a half naked model they accidentally market as a supermodel, who wants people to worship her…FALSE IDOL SHIT…but let her pretend, her dad is business partners with Mike Lindell the hero..so maybe her mission is to bring Bieber back to the light after years of TRAUMA from being used by the demons around him to make money….

THIS IS ABOUT IRELAND BALDWIN not the other one, but IRELAND is just so not fucking interesting….and any of that new hype that’s brought her to weird thick, wrong angle, panty content she’s getting is because her dad KILLED a motherfucker on set and didn’t get arrested…

SHIT…all these people mad at a 17 year old for self defence, while her dad shot someone and didn’t even have to turn himself in….so if you’re ever looking to kill, you know to make that sacrifice, be sure to have a 40 year acting career and do it on set…YOU GET IMMUNITY…white on white crime, who cares, I know…but at least profit off it if you can….and we’ll assume that’s what BIG GIRL IRELAND is up to….we call her COUNTY CORK…up in here.

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2021

25

Nov

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Rudolf “Rudi” Gernreich invented the thong.

I’ve beed doing this ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG post for over a year, which means every week I post assholes behind thong and say the same shit, like that it’s a marketing scam, like most things, where they made girls feel inadequate and insecure if they weren’t in a thong, like the bikini wax and I guess vaccines, and so many other things that Kardashians are brainwashing people with, it’s just a scheme to prey on retards to line pockets…then I go into the whole thong being even more hilarious of a scam because it doesn’t even cover the asshole…which the internet has figured is a loophole to get their assholes out there, the unifying orifice….we all have one…except people who had their assholes sewn up due to disease, rocking their colostomy bags…but even they HAD an asshole at one point…just cuz they can’t use theirs doesn’t mean they aren’t the unifying orifice….I don’t believe in ruining everyone’s asshole fun, because a group doesn’t have an asshole and can’t relate…I’m an asshole like that…and I’m not even behind a thong.

Anyway, after a year of this, I only googled the thong today to see that Rudolf “Rudi” Gernreich invented it. It is a panty front with a half- to one-inch strip of fabric at the back that sits between the buttocks….most assholes are bigger than half an inch to an inch I guess.

So historians think the thong was a close relative of the loincloth, but it took some pervert to market it. Apparently it was first released in 1939 and the Mayor of New York – LaGuardia made th strippers wear them by law because he wasn’t too into their pussies being exposed for public health and decency but he was into visible asshole…that’s ok…even though more disease comes from SHIT….than from pussy…but whatever..it was the 40s…

Which brings us to Rudolf “Rudi” Gernreich who invented the TOPLESS bikini before the THONG in 1974….a TRUE hero…maybe they should replace the Thomas Jefferson statue they just took down because FUCK history of a country or founding father shit….we’re a culture of ASSHOLES BEHIND THONGS….give the people who made a real relevant difference in our lives…with things like the THONG…more shine…

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2021

25

Nov

Elizabeth Hurley Tits of the Day

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I just wrote a rant about how 50 year olds in bathing suits are disgusting, especially bitches named Elizabeth Banks, but it took another Elizabeth to remind me that that isn’t true….

That’s not to say I was lying, I was just in the fucking moment when looking at Liz Banks trying to be some hot bikini model in her geriatric years thanks to being overhyped in Hollywood, giving her a few too many affirmations, and making her feel more confident than she should be….it happens to fat girls too….one too many dudes on TINDER cums in them and they think they’re fucking Miss Universe…HUMAN NATURE…

The universe had a way of reminding me that some 50 year olds like Liz Hurley are destined to be in bikinis, they just ROT better and even in her 50s, all menopausal and dry and crusty, we’d still risk getting Hugh Grant’s Tranny AIDS down our throats..because despite science, logic, she’s still fucking hot….

LOOK UP and YOU WILL SEE!

Now Universe, make all my dreams come true, money is energy and it comes easy.

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