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2021

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I am sure you’ve met at least one girl in her life who has been able to make herself cum just by crossing her legs…maybe you went to high school with her and you’d see how wet her seat got after a sub put on a movie and turned the lights out for the hour….maybe your coworker in the cubicle next to you just pumps her crossed legs until she squirts….

You may not know that girls do this kind of thing, I mean at least girls of the past, where they would never admit to masturbating because they were modest, shy and getting that info out of them required work.

You may not know this, but there was a time when porn hadn’t destroyed every girl to think being a porn chick who cums all the time and loves to suck dick and fuck on camera is the way to live…

You know, it was actually better when girls were a little more humble because they are girls and don’t need to be explicit…

They own the vagina, they control the sex, and if they don’t give it up, dudes will fucking do song, dance, backflips for a chance to get it….I mean I’m talking shower them with gifts, with the respect they claim they don’t get, which is a feminist lie to make girls hate men, part of the great divide….

But yeah, when they were respectful holders of the vagina and controller of the sex, I am sure they got A LOT more fulfillment out of the dudes they did end up fucking….or at least during the build up…because once sex happens, things change…hence the whole point of NOT giving it up….but what do I know…

These are vaginas eating some pants, I am sure some of these calloused cunts don’t feel anything, you know it’s like the hands of a laborer of yesteryear, but the pussy version because sex work is real work….

I love seeing full vaginas through pants on strangers I’d never see the vagina of…

So BIG fan of pussy wedgies..

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2021

Nov

Halle Berry Tits of the Day

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Halle Berry wore this outfit to do some Jimmy Kimmel interview, which amazes me, not because I think Halle Berry is part of the old system, in bed with all these monsters, likely literally in bed or has literally been in bed with these monsters, because she’s just too high up on the Hollywood echelon or ranking system, to not have some of their evil in her soul….it’s part of the deal they make to get that money and fame…obviously…

If you don’t believe in EVIL running basically all aspects of your life, you’re fucking crazy, but even if you don’t believe that EVIL is running basically everything and that the media are a huge part of that problem, which amazes me because of how it has all been laid out for us, you can ignore that, like everyone is ignoring it, you know focus on your normal distractions…that’s your right to just let the system fuck you up the ass…

BUT there is NO way that you think Late Night TV is anything like it used to be, or that Kimmel isn’t some bought puppet pushing the fucking. lies…

Wouldn’t it be nice if some of the mainstream media actually had fucking balls and spoke the truth…maybe then we’d have something to laugh at when they do their interviews, but when it’s all scripted for us and not funny, compelling or interesting…if it doesn’t enlighten or expand the mind of the people, but rather makes them dumber and more confused, that’s fucking evil..

So if you don’t believe in evil, because you’re ignorant…you see the lies, the bad comedy, the watered down bullshit and NO ONE calls the motherfucker out on it…

Wouldn’t it be nice if Halle on her promo tour called the motherfucker out for being part of the fucking problem….instead she just goes along with it because they need to keep the lie alive….to keep her contractual commitments, to keep her team happy, to pretend life is normal right now…and that there aren’t 2 realities going on and they’re on the wrong one….

The good news is that her tits are out, and old as shit or not, I like Halle Berry tits…so I’ll look at them….

She also did a photoshoot for some magazine that you can see if you CLICK HERE

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2021

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I haven’t done the deepest dig on why they criminalized weed back when they criminalized weed….but I never subscribed to the “It’s Racist” storyline….I mean sure, it’s possible that they played the race card in a racist society at the time they decided to make weed illegal…but that’s far too simplistic a reason…I mean they don’t want the Mexican immigrants who came over to America with their weed medicines which I guess made the white folk uneasy and willing to accept that weed caused some sort of psychotic behavior…because weed was Mexican before it went black….

I did watch some documentary this week called GOD’s PLANT or something on Amazon, so it could just be propaganda to make everyone a mindless shill as they are the platform that want to be the governing corporation of the world. You know Sci/Fi movies have the one evil company that runs everything, yeah….they’d definitely need a lot of people stoned for that…

HOWEVER, if they don’t smoke the weed, they probably don’t realize that it actually wakes people up to the insanity that is going on, it’s BOOZE that dumbs us down, but WEED enlightens…and connects people to their soul..

Which is why I think that whole attack on weed happened, the evil in charge can’t have you connected to your soul….

But easier to grasp, the WEED plant, that they call GOD’s PLANT, is so versatile it could destroy countless industries that they make a lot of money from.

From medicine, to HEMP FIBRES, to its ability to grow in crazy conditions since it is a weed…it is CLEARLY a gift from nature….no processing needed to make it work.

Anyway, this GOD PLANT documentary went into are CBD receptors and how we are built to connect to WEED…WEIRD…it is even mentioned in the bible…more importantly…it shrunk and potentially cured cancer for the people they interviewed….

So if you don’t subscribe to evil trying to keep you from God’s plant that is mentioned in the bible, you can subscribe to BIG CORPORATIONS WHO MAKE TRILLIONS OFF CANCER TREATMENT can’t stay in business if a cure for cancer is in a fucking weed.

I know it’s crazy, but I didn’t make the documentary, I just think these girls promoting weed or that they smoke weed like they are cancer fighters are worth lookin’ at cuz they get slutty and we like that.

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2021

Nov

Anne Winters Bolt Ons of the Day

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Anne Winters lies down, but her titties don’t….WHY ARE THEY SO ROUND…are they new? Are they aftermarket? If you’ve seen her tiny frame, you may wonder why they look like they are about to pop…

Anne Winters is an Emmy nominated actress you probably haven’t heard of, but should pay attention to, because she’s got a hot skinny body and she makes consistent content for social media that old timers who don’t need throat fucking porn to jerk off, can jerk off to.

You know wholesome actors dipping a toy into being slutty, because in this era, they really have no other choice…it’s highly competitive and people want any and all jobs she’s up for, so do the smut, get the followers and views and matter….but DON’T GIVE it all up…we need something to build towards…..

In this shoot, you can see her round tits with a puppy in bed….and as someone who thinks dogs are the most important things on earth, far better at being human than humans, which isn’t saying much…..

: A love story involving a fluffy puppy and fluffy pillows ????????

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2021

Nov

Rita Ora Sloppy Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora’s not a very compelling personality in the Hollywood or Entertainment industry racket….or is it Racquet.

But her tits tell a different story….

The perfectly unimpressive songstress, host, spokesperson and celebrity model….with her record deal money that hasn’t really made any impactful songs…is really more of a meme than anything. She’s just everywhere and no one really knows why.

But her tits give us a little insight into why….because we are simplistic half retard as a species and tits have a way of LURING us into their MILKY and NOURISHING goodness and the bigger they are, the more they tap into our baby brains and maybe or baby dicks, that have never grown up, because when you look at things from a perspective level, when we needed TITS for survival, they were all BIGGER than our head…so BIGGER than our head tits will be appealing to our subconscious….just can’t grow out of that childhood TRAUMA….only it’s more fun than the whiners on social media crying about their trauma…because it involves tits and not other dark shit they blow out of proportion for attention.

In more recent times….she wore this pink dress…

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2021

Nov

Natalie Roser Hard Nipples of the Day

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Natalie Roser is some Crocodile Dundee Vegemite Foster Beer Kangaroo and Koala Locked Down in Medical Tyranny in what is the scariest of the COVID country lockdowns…AKA Australian.

She was early to the instagram hustle, where being a hot chick in a bikini was all you needed to make a million dollars…through brand deals, modeling, maybe her own bikini company…

Since the pandemic, a lot of these instagram babes have gone the nude route to get more money, because people love money, it’s part of the evil system, we live under and we can’t really escape it, but people are valued by their money, they are deemed smart strictly based on their bank balance, and as a broke joke, maybe I’m just bitter…

But like a Sugar Daddy, I can still get what I want out of these ladies, because they produce the goodness for me, and you don’t have to pay their rent, buy their bullshit, or listen to them talk…a REAL fucking win….

They just give it to you for free for marketing, to achieve their dreams, and that makes us a winner.

Now, this outfit is hot, the body is hot, the model is hot and we don’t have to know anything else about her that would take away from that…the way NATURE intended….keep it all BOOK COVER…no one needs to read what’s inside…since no one reads anymore.

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2021

Nov

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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If you read this site and I assume you don’t because SPAM BOTS can’t read, but if you read the site, you’ll know that the WET SPOT WEDNESDAY POST was the first of my round-up to showcase how fucking crazy the world is since normals are getting naked on the internet, or doing real vile shit on the internet, that you’d never expect them to do…but with 20 years of brainwashing…it has happened and I had nothing to do with that brainwashing as I am insignificant…but I have seen it all go down….

Sex became transactional or a viral stunt and dudes got more and more porn addicted, so girls decided to be more and more like porn stars, which was exciting when it was sporadic, but now it’s just ALL day everyday from SO many people it’s hard to keep up or even understand….but that’s the internet…

So yeah, I did the post because sites like THE CHIVE used to do these round-ups, not that I visit sites like The Chive, but I did trade traffic with them for about 5 minutes at one point when they were at their peak and I figure if people are willing to collab with me, since no one is, I should just fucking take it..so no hate to them, just that posts of girls with no text making a billion dollar media company seemed like an easy hustle….as I write paragraphs you won’t read turning posts like this into homework assignments instead of just WET SPOTS…

But yeah, saw wet spots, thought it was funny to do a parody version of what they were doing, and now I’m over a year in on this an I still find Wet Spots as dirty as the top photos’ feet…

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THE FEET….

Obviously with FEET that dirty, she’d be into wet panties, hell they may be still wet from three days ago, after she did some period art for feminism, and shat in a hole in her backyard for fertility….

THE WORLD IS FUCKING WEIRD.

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2021

Nov

Important TikTok Content to Remind You Humanity is Moronic and Other Videos of the Day

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Important TikTok Challenge

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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How’s everyone enjoying the alien invasion, because if this is actual humans at work and not compromised individuals, then I don’t know what to say. The problem with having spent the last 20 years inside, in my bubble, not interacting with anyone outside my bubble, is that I didn’t even see this transition happen…it’s like one day people were all one way…and now they are parody or satirical versions of human…they speak English, not always coherently, they act human, not always accurately, so everything just feels like an actual cartoon….

I’m not saying it is an alien invasion, I am just saying if it was, everything would make sense and more importantly if I was an alien this is how I’d do it.

Don’t listen to me, I may be AI, you’ve never met me, this could be computer generated, it would explain how incoherent and badly written it is, almost like a politician speech in recent times, this is the kind of alien invasion I would coordinate…get the aliens in all positions of power, the media, the music, the corporations leaving the humans totally oblivious to the takeover as they selfie for validation

I don’t know much, but I know alien invasions and that may be all I need to know…

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2021

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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The people against gay conversation and all for vaccine conversion….the kind of person who cries when the gay flag being used by a brand mooching off diversity is missing colors to represent all people….and who cry when they hear about religious families sending their gay kids off to straighten them out…but wants 100 percent of people vaccinated, even forced, or brainwashed into believing the hype like Clockwork Orange…despite all the perfectly rational reasons you wouldn’t want to be vaccinated like recovering from covid…or who the fuck cares why a motherfucker doesn’t want medicine….

I am not for gay conversion either, fuck whatever you want if it wants to fuck you back, but I am against vaccine conversion….because freedom…and leave peopl the fuck alone OR at least be consistent in the moral code, because it confuses me…but so does most things…including finding my penis,

I am not for gay conversion either, fuck whatever you want if it wants to fuck you back, but I am against vaccine conversion….

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Elle Fanning Looks Topless in some Metal Shirt at the Event
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Bre Tiesi in a Tight Outfit
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Sommer Ray in a Crazy cut Out Dress
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Busty Nicole Scherzinger in a Revealing Dress
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Spring Water
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Sydney Sweeney’s Tight Dress….
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January Jones Pokies!
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The 7 Dumbest Things that Were Called Sexist
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7 Confessions that Will Take You on a Ride
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Tank Visits A Petrol Station To Fill Up!
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Aaron Rodgers Jokes That His Toe Injury Was the Result of COVID
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Model Rebecca Mir in Lingerie
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Chanel Westcoast in a Sheer Outfit
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Girl Bounce off the Yoga Ball Flip….NEXT LEVEL
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Strong Man Lifing a Bunch of Tires – Not Normal
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Guy Pulls Out Hilarious Sign When Put Under The Kiss Cam!
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Lockpicking Lawyer VS Smartkey
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Extremely Fast Gift Wrapping In Japan!
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Vanessa Hudgens Hits the Premiere
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Coach K’s Grandson Michael Savarino and Duke Star Paolo Banchero Were Arrested on DWI Charges
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Britney refusing to speak to her mother
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Cheetah Goes Up Against The Robodog!
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Avril Lavingne is Back with a New Song!
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Dear in the Church
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Sesame Street gets first Asian-American puppet
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Koala Ends Up Getting Kicked Out Of The Tree, Cries! Saddest Video I’ve Seen All Week…
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Tracee Ellis Ross in the Pool
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Dude Slipping on Ice
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Close Calls And Tram Crashes!
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How Planes Are Dealt With When They Enter A No Flying Zone!
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Hot Busty Nude Model Goes for a Swim
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Everything Sabrina Carpenter Wears in a Week
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Carrie Coon in a Dress
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Elle Fanning in a Dress
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Leather Dress
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Anya Taylor Joy in a Mask
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Rose Huntington in a Hot Shoot…
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Sydney Sweeney in a Fashion Shoot with her Tits
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Knocked Out by Huge Tits
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Girl Pulls Her Friend’s Tit Out
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Big Titty Tuesday
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Masturabtion Wars
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Tits So Good they SHould be Shared
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Gianna Michales Masturbates Well
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29 People Having a Shitty Day
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Wet Pants
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Has Only Fans Ruined Porn?
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She’s Got Willie Nelson Hair
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Two Hot Models Posing Naked….
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A Bunch of Booty
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Fast Diddle
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Hot Girl Strips Out of a One Piece
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Dick Sucker….
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Big Booty Bitch and her Squid Game Mask…
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Lots of Tools in this Box
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Nude Model Being Nude and Hot….
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