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2021

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been hearing all kinds of stories about how people with the shot are testing positive for HIV and that the shot is basically an AIDS shot, where people are getting AIDS in the most boring way. Just lining up to the slaughterhouse with their sleeve pulled up, after a generation of not having weird sex with weird people for fear of getting HIV, I mean if you’re going to get HIV, do it at the GAY BATH HOUSE. RAW DOG SOME WHORES, share needles with celebrities or some shit, you know be edgy, and at least cum in the process…

Not that I know if that’s fact or not, I just know the Brazilian president, who survived COVID, who supports therapeutics that can’t be named cuz they are worse than your ex, because he is against the shot, thinks it is evil, or at the very least not effective….and now says it causes AIDS….as crazy as it may sound…he’s not the only person I am seeing say this…but they are all being censored but it is on NBC and they are trying to squash it. Which makes me laugh, in part because people are like “the president of Brazil’s nuts” instead of thinking “what does the top politician in Brazil, a massive country know that we’re being left in the dark about”….like “what experiment did I inject in myself because my government and jobs MANDATE it based on NO logical reason…IT IS EXPERIMENTAL and there are countless studies saying this shit doesn’t work”….but instead…”the Brazilian guy may know what’s up”….You ever hear of GAS LIGHTING? The censorship is concerning especially when it is PhD, MDs, real experts….CENSORED…by Twitter…like fuck off tyrants…

That said, I would argue that the people who do get the vaccine do actually cum all day thinking about the vaccine…which is why they are so militant about everyone getting the shot….and wish those who don’t to die…you know passionate about it as fuck….which I guess is a weird way to get off while getting AIDS, but everyone’s got their kink I guess….

This may all be an experiment and you are the puppy getting your face eaten off, but we’ll hope for the best, an we’ll hope that people out there will fight for OUR freedom, because we’re too busy being rolled over, pissing on ourself with our ass spread for the takeover…it’s SQUIRT NOT PISS…you pervert…

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X-Tina Aguilera’s New hot Look
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Eleonora Incardona Won the Derby d’Italia
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Jojo is Skimpy Tank Top
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Alex Daddario in a Short Dress
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Lily-Rose Depp Pokies!
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Bikini Girl in a Bikini Which is Why I Called her BikinI Girl….Doing a Dance
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Fat Mannequin
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Kendall Jenner and Hailey Beiber Bikini Party!
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Jessie James Decker Puts in the Work for the Booty at the Gym!
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Angry Walmart Customer
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Pets in Halloween Costume
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Top 10 Most Impressive Transformations in Cinematic History
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Gay Mattress Ad Upsets Moms
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Caylee Cowan’s Got Hot Pants
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Mayweather Supports Kyrie!
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Hailey Bieber’s Hot Selfie!
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Suki Waterhouse in Tight Shorts
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Confessions of a Forever Alone Woman
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Intense Ski Jumping
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Mac Miller’s Drug Dealer Pleads Guilty
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Vanessa Hudgens is Spooky!
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Zach Wilson’s Mom Catching Heat for Showing Support for In-N-Out Burger
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Heidi Klum’s 2001 Arena Magazine Shoot – Hot
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They Never Crack the Back of Fat Chicks….
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Perfect Took for a Grocery Run
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Foods Available in the USA but Banned in Europe
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Chris Harrison No Longer a Bachelor
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Classic Strong Man Can’t Open a Bottle
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In Case You Missed It: Influencer Matches With Her Own Father on Sugar Daddy Website
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Dogs are Smart
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Snorting a Condom
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Don’t Tuck his Fucking Food Truck Bitch
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My Kind of Dancer in Mexico
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Amazing Professional Remote Control
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World Record Fastest Golf Hole
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The best of MLB Mascots!
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Russian Booty Model is Something Else!
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Elephant Takes Out Girl in Bikini Bottoms
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Out of Control Spiderman
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Guess Who You Won’t Find on TikTok…
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Bridge VS Trucks
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Karen Gets Towed
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Topless Model Kate is Great
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Lily Rose Depp – G-String!
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Madison Beer is Slutty in Concert
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Old Lady Keri Russel at a Morning Show
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Adriana Lima Looking Hot as Shit in her Dress
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Krysty Wilson-Cairns at soem Event
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Dakota Johnson Masked Up like a Slave
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Anya Taylor Joy’s Deep Cleavage Dress
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Lea Seydoux – Lesbian
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Jojo with her Friends
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Olivia Culpo Showing off Leg at Lunch
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Ester Exposito in a Photoshoot
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Gwyneth Paltrow is Trash in a Photoshoot
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Kristen Stewart in a Photoshoot
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32 People Having a Shitty Day
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Dildo Under the Mask
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Hot Chick Strips Out of her Country Look
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Gabbie and her Tits
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Slutty Surfers
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She Got the Wand
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Would You Hit It
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Modern Day Talent
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Spread her Lips
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Cop Spreading
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Vicky Like Woah has a Huge Butt
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Face Sitters
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Taco Tuesday
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Dildo Fucking Time
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Clit Tricks
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Hot Reddit Amateur with the Big Tits…
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Wrist Deep and Stuck
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What a Piss Off
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Underboob!
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Pussy Pass Denied
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Ass to Ass
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Shaving Mom’s Cunt
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Dick Sucker
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Huge Boob Model
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Bathtime Story Time
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Latex Dress FUCK
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Scarlett is Flashing her Tits
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Dildo Facce Off
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Misfit Memes
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Another Amateur Fuck
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Pencil Erasers!
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Tina Chanelle’s Pussy
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Hot Vintage Nude Shoot
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Panty Cameltoe
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MONSTER TITS
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Amateur Fuck
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2021

Oct

Dove Cameron Weird Again of the Day

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Don’t do any research on Beta Kitten programming, because it will give you a totally different perspective on all these Disney Produced starlets, especially the ones who produce some of the weirdest, creepiest, dead eyed shit like this…

Dove Cameron, who I only hear about when her boyfriend was had an Untimely Death, one of Natural Causes at 20 years old, as 20 year olds die of natural causes all the time…even before the clot shots…his name was Cameron and he was in Adam Sandler movies….

Point being, her real name isn’t Dove, her actual father committed suicide for being gay, even though I thought gay meant happy and thus not something you’d suicide over….I mean the whole killing yourself for being gay thing is fucking weird…just go fuck some dudes…

I’ve actually been accused of being gay, I have a gay twang when I speak, I blame low testosterone, but you’d be called a homophobic hate crime if you said gays had lower testosterone….but yeah, I get called gay all the time…I have a site that makes fun of hot famous chicks…what could be gayer….but I always say if I was gay, I’d be fucking dudes…it’d be easier than fucking girls…and there’s amble dudes to fuck…so that argument just doesn’t hold much weight…it’s called a BATH HOUSE…

The point is, this is smutty, slutty, creepy, maybe even ceremonial or a ritual….and it’s right out of a horror movie….like is this a human, is she ok, doesn’t make me want to jerk off to a celeb, it makes me want to find people who know her to save a bitch…which is the TOTALLY wrong approach to my daily analysis of celebrity social media posts that I do in these parts…

WEIRD AS FUCK….but she’s a skinny blonde in a nightgown with her tits out, so besides the demonic, soulless, dead eyes, in what seems like a possessed horror basement prison, it’s about as good as a cry for help could be….right!

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2021

Oct

Elsa Hosk Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is arguably the hottest of the recent Victoria’s Secret models, which is probably not saying much since they hire dump truck looking women for their campaigns now that they have agendas in woke to produce, relying heavily on people’s short attention spans, knowing that their exclusive club of NO FAT CHICKS allowed is hardly something they can push anymore, even though it is what they are known for, and like your souther borders they are just opening the floodgates letting all the pussy, and some penis that look like it could have a pussy if you were drunk enough, to endorse their bullshit made in china by slaves underwear that you’ll assume is made in china by slaves, since everything we own is made in china by slaves, it’s all part of the killing of the middle class outsourcing to save money in the most irresponsible and unethical way….but that applies to all corporations not just those that had an owner who funded Epstein….according to the RUMORS…

But yeah, the recent mom, is an athletic set of hot tits, who had a career before being a hot model as a basketball player, which was probably more annoying than her current job which requires just being hot…..no early practices, just the occasional meeting here and there and the money’s far better, even though you’d think Swedish women’s basketball cast by girls that look like Elsa Hosk would be bigger than the UFC….

This is her doing fitness, since fitness doesn’t kill, but according to her native Sweden, the moderna shot does, so they banned it…something that’s good to know…only the mainstream media says they didn’t ban it…but paused it… THANKS FACT CHECKERS for LYING.

Fitness actually improves your chances of surviving basically everything, so get fit or jerk off to new moms with hard nips getting fit…

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2021

Oct

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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Trust the Science….that’s basically how I like to present this SCIENTIFIC research I’ve been conducting this week on girls who have the right waist to hip ratio as a reminder that science is a REAL thing that doesn’t need to be censored off social media, and really all of the media, because they’ve been silencing everyone, from politicians, scientists, PhDs, MDs and even people who have lost family, friends, or even their mobility from the stupid fucking shot they are mandating even though it is experimental and has not gone through the SCIENCE needed to decide if it was safe..

Yes, I keep going back to that when you may want an escape, use the hot bodied ladies as your escape, while I see them as a reminder of the crimes against humanity going on….thanks to people being mindless half retard idiots!

But this isn’t about that, it’s about other science, which is that men are more attracted to women with a waist and hip ratio that is substantial enough so you don’t confuse them for me….which you can’t get with those men who want to live as women but they get enough cock from the perverts out there…so maybe it’s not about what makes a woman, or what makes a woman hot, now that everyone’s gay…

This is reminder that you don’t need to be gay, just because the media, hormones in the foods, want you gay….I watched that series YOU where they put in weird hate towards anti-vaxxers out of nowhere, which was a good time to turn off the show, but they went into being POLY AMOROUS because regular marriages, even amongst killers is so DULL…and in their pushing of that FUCK UP MARRIAGES because monogamy is a Christian Value, the dude in YOU said he was willing to fuck a dude in an orgy….because that’s where it’s at…and now all you freaks into watching porn are wondering if the dick is what turns you on or the girl being fucked by the dick…or whether YOU are the woman in the porn being indoctrinated into this shit…

BUT SCIENCE…which can’t be argued are saying girls with hips and a smaller waist are hotter than those boxy bitches..

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2021

Oct

Nicola Peltz Nude of the Day

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Oh Look, David Beckham and Victoria’s Beckham’s spoiled brat son is an artist now….I mean I am sure you realized that when seeing his tattoos, I mean he must be a HARD, deep, dark and tormented pussy who was raised in his fucking castle as a spoiled brat, but we can be sure he throws the GNARLIEST tantrum when his maid doesn’t bring his CUP OF TEA that is warm enough…you know something to FEAR….

This is the kind of guy who gets in confrontations with real men during a spoiled rich kid tantrum…and says “do you know who my daddy is, my daddy will GET you, he has LAWYERS and can play soccer harder than YOU….”….

The plight of the entitled rich kid…and the funniest thing is that he’s actually the sugar baby in this relationship, because PELTZ is the heiress to some evil corporate banker and investor who once owned Dr Pepper and other shit that probably did their part in ruining the fucking world, but they’ll blame you for it….

His girl, Nicola Peltz, the NAKED girl in this ARTSY shoot in front of the mirror, you know it’s ARTSY because he’s got a LEICA and it could even be FILM….oh my so deep….doing their best INSTAGRAM like a gang of fucking losers, who will never know they are losers, cuz they have too much fucking money to not be losers…

THAT SAID, I know nothing about these rich kids, and they could be the fucking coolest, I mean the fact they are taking strategic nudes after bathing together because they are in love, isn’t a bad use of their money….if anything, bring more of it…

I endorse his art so long as there are naked bitches in it, whether it’s his hot rich girlfriend or someone else…BRING IT LIKE BECKHAM…right?

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2021

Oct

Kate Hudson Bra Panties of the Day

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Billionaire in training Kate Hudson is way too fucking old for this kind of behavior, it’s like she’s rich as shit to begin with, she’s got her celebrity that was gifted to her as part of her trust fund, she’s still making money with her online athletic brand that will likely make her a billionaire if she hasn’t been labeled a billionaire yet….the way they value these direct to consumer instagram brands is pretty fucking mental…it’s the QVC of this generation and I am sure 80 percent of people buying FABLETICS have no idea that it is Kate Hudson’s project she was weirdly put into the position of being the face of the brand, like she was Alba and the Honest Company, or Rihanna’s underwear brand with the same partners as Hudson has in her fitness shit…

POINT OF THE STORY, the “founder” the “actress” the obnoxious rich and entitled celebrity kid before every influencer was a celebrity rich kid….is doing influencer shit in her 40s cuz she works out, or maybe her husband tells her how hot she is for a 40 year old…and it’s got to her head…

Or she watches the porn, sees how slutty the internet is and like other girls just can’t resist posing in her underwear for the fans.

I’d be interested to see how eager she was to get naked in the movies back when she was a big deal…I am thinking she had a no nudity clause…but that was then, this is now…becoming a rich as shit but still willing to whore whore is an evolution people…

I don’t mind the half nakedness, I’d love to see the panties after a few days of wearing them, you know to see what she leaves behind….but that’s just me….

I do mind that she was involved in Owen Wilson’s attempted suicide, just reminding me that she’s an evil woman with an EVIL man eating vagina….

I think the only UPSETTING thing in this is that her pose is shit, her ass and thigh is doing some weird fucking uneven looking photoshopped shit, when we’d be perfectly happy with her on all fours with a close up on the mom pussy breaking free from the panty….

But instead we get this weirdness….because of lowered expectations, if you do it, don’t bother doing it right, because no one will even notice we’re too busy chasing other sluts.

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2021

Oct

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I like to think we live in unprecedented times, not because of the whole COVID lockdowns, the whole MASKING, the whole VACCINE campaign being mandated on people, thanks to other people being brainwashed into thinking anyone who doesn’t get a shot that isn’t proven, experimental and that has no recourse or liability that people can sue over….where healthy people are being told they could be sick, where people are scared of healthy people, all thanks to some bullshit testing mechanism that lied about the numbers…I guess those are unprecedented times too….far more important than the unprecedented times I was going to go into in this TIGHT PANTS posed….

The unprecedented times I was going to go into about TIGHT PANTS because never before has there been an era where the average woman of any age is so connected to her “online” life, in her cellphone selfies, that they’ve produced so many nudes starring themselves, for their boyfriends, their online dating, their instagram feed, their monetization platforms….we are surrounded by girls who have countless nudes on their phones….

So when they go out in public, they don’t think twice about wearing pants where you can basically see the full shape of their assholes…you know not even just cameltoe but rather FULL FUCKING anus…..it’s pretty exciting times…unprecedented times…where if you leave your house you’ll most definitely see PUSSY definition…or more…from someone you never met, spoke to, and who probably would never give you the time of day, but at least you can see their CUNTS…

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2021

Oct

Sara Sampaio Bathtub of the Day

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Sara Sampaio’s in her bath holding her tits looking pretty fucking hot even if she’s been the most unimpressive of the Victoria’s Secret models, at least back when Victoria’s Secret models mattered. They don’t anymore….but their roster or their archive are still babes…it’s just that their brand is fucking dead thanks to the help of some guy who “DIDN’T KILL HIMSELF” dragging their credibility through the mud….

I like to think that Sara Sampaio is showing off some PORTUGUESE fishing tricks, old family tradition, where you strip down and jump in like a big wave surfer in NAZARE after one too many grilled meat platters and egg tarts…where your naked body connects with the elements, with nature, and your frequencies trick the fish to swim up your cunt….where a little KEGEL kills them…..but maybe that’s just fantasy. MY portuguese fishing fantasy I never knew I had.

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2021

Oct

Skylar Grey Nip Slip of the Day

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Skyler Gray is some songwriter who has had some hits for other people like she was Gaga, Bebe Rexha, SIA and whoever the fuck else is out there trying to establish themselves as their own talent, because that’s how narcissism works…you make millions off hit songs for these other sluts…knowing they make tens if not hundreds of millions off your fucking songs…like Skyler Gay wrote some Rihanna song that you know helped Rihanna break the BILLIONAIRE level, thanks to money being printed for retards like it was water, in fact water is probably worth more than money these days…not that I know economics.

I do know nipples…and in this small weird bra marketing hook for the “artist” and “songwriter” who is trying to break through…and I’m into that kind of marketing cuz I like me some tits and ass…

I also remember an era when pornstar Belladonna shaved her head, probably after being flushed in too many toilets while being fucked by some aggressive porn dude, where all the porn lovers loved the look, because CUMMING on head seemed exciting to them…weirdos…KEEP THEM OUT OF THE CANCER WARD….

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2021

Oct

Sophie Simmons Ass of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is probably the more interesting KISS merchandise because you can fuck it and it feels less awkward than putting some KISS action figure up your ass while jerking off to old concert footage as you do KISS FANS ARE MENTAL.

Sophie Simmons who has historically been a fat chick with fat tits, is clearly excited by how her big ass looks, maybe she’s trying to get cast in some HIP HOP videos you know…cuz they love the fat asses.

I’ve been pretty underwhelmed by this one, because for the last 8 years she’s been trying to be an instagram model or instagram influencer and she’s been really fucking bad at it.

Despite having a budget, trust fund, some savings, access to all the KISS fans…NO ONE cares.

WILL THIS ASS IN JEANS SHOT help…I don’t know…but I think it’s nice to se she’s more than just womanly tits, she’s also womanly ass.