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Bella Hadid Instagram Face Has her Tits Out of the Day

Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

Anna Zaiachkivska is the Instagram Of The Day

Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2021

Sep

Zoey Deutch Upskirt of the Day

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I don’t know what deal this Zoey Deutch girl is but they made her hot.

What I am saying is that she’s been working as an actor for a while now, so we have a reference point to compare her to, and up until about 2 weeks ago, she was beyond fucking average looking.

Maybe it was the lack of make-up, but I was more interested in her mom, Caroline in the City, and just thought she was going to do fine because of her family connections, but not necessarily based on being hot…

Then all of a sudden, she posted one sheer top on social media like a whore, and it’s been a series of her all done up, this time showing panties, and I don’t fucking know if they’ve just upgraded her, new model with better features, or if she’s been drinking baby blood in rituals for eternal youth, as if they do that….or if she was a sleeper cell hot chick that just didn’t do that shameless shit for likes and follows until realizing she needs to do shameless shit for likes and follows…like flashing her panties for likes and follows.

It’s pretty amazing being from an era where upskirts happened when celebs got out of cars, subtle…and now they are publishing their own upskirts…WHAT A FUCKING WORLD….not complaining because it’s easy distraction or easy clickbait to get higher paying gigs but luckily she looks good doing it…

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2021

Sep

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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If you remember a time when women didn’t wear leggings….and yes, I am well aware that women wore leggings in the 90s but that was really not in the same way unless it was for Aerobics class, which in and of itself was pretty hot…but the average girl in public always had an oversized sweatshirt to cover the good parts…

So there was a time when leggings weren’t the way they are now…which basically allows us to see the girl wearing them in a better version of their naked self, since it holds them all together, and seeing a girl looking the way she’d look fully naked but better while waiting in line on my stupid grocery store social distancing sticker that I am sure saves lives…makes my life more meaningful…I am but a simple man, who appreciates simulated nakedness in public places, cuz tight pants make using our imagination obsolete..a good way to keep us mindless…unless of course you visualize things you’d do if you could with those pants and the girls who wear them…but that’s your own weirdness and not what this tight pant celebration is about!! You pervert. We can’t take you anywhere…not even grocery shopping

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2021

Sep

Kendall Jenner Ass of the Day

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Kendall Jenner’s struggling her way through the pandemic, as so many of the rich and famous are, you know doing their private jet traveling to Jamaica when the middle class can’t, you know whether it’s for travel advisories, following the rules, or lockdowns, or testing and vaccine measures, maybe because you don’t like wearing masks, but since you’re not at the Emmys you’re forced to….

What I am trying to say is that THANKFULLY Kendally Jenner gets out in her thong bikini, where she gets to go to all those touristy places that are overly excited to have some business, all while not having to deal with the crowds that they typically deal with, making travel far more relaxing for people who would normally be terrorized by the fans, because social media has made these garbage people the leaders of other garbage people…

The good news is that her ass looks alright, probably not the kind of thing you’d expect the locals to be all that excited about, I’ve been on a flight to Jamaica decades ago, and half the plane was filled with obese white women with their half white babies coming to see their dad…you know targeted resort pregnancies…to add some spice to our lives…but still a decent ass on what we can assume is a piece of shit human based on everything they’ve told us about themselves…in this social media transactional infomercial existence we live in.

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2021

Sep

Bella Hadid Hard Nipple of the Day

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Bella Hadid’s got a hot body, so I appreciate the times she takes slutty selifies to show off that hot body when she crops out her mangled plastic surgery filled and filter face….

I know that’s not very equitable or inclusive of me, to say that a girl is hotter with her face cropped out of the picture, but CLEARLY the content producer at hand felt the same way about it, because I’m not the one cropping her head out…SHE IS…I am just giving her a high five about it….GOOD CHOICE.

When I look at her as a package deal…I get sucked into her face…and ignore her hot body, which is what I am supposed to be focused on.

Then I start thinking about the scam that is popularity on the internet, that it can be bought and that people will just go along with what they are told because they don’t have brains of their own.

So if Bella Hadid gets press, gets jobs, gets to walk on the runway….that’s all it takes for people to accept her as hot, as the look of the future, as a high payday model..

Whether her dad bought her career, so that he could score hotter model sugar babies in LA looking to get their rent paid, you know to increase his stock value amongst the sugar babies…or maybe he bought her sister’s career and she was just in the right place at the right time…you know trickle down success or not…the point is she’s super famous and thus pushes huge numbers of sales for the brands that work with her…so she remains the AVON LADY for the high end fashion industry….not because she’s hot, but because she’s got the numbers.

All this to say, cropped out body pics, besides the creepiness of being headless are a hotter version, not to mention, when she does show her face, there’s not much of a soul behind her eyes, so a headless sex doll is no different than one with a head…because they are all just inanimate sex objects…whether there’s a real person behind this selfie or not is always DEBATABLE but I’d argue that if she was anonymous in a bar or restaurant, you wouldn’t even notice her. No star power just a lot of hype.

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2021

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Some things that are postured as being empowering tend to annoy me….

There was a time when people did shit for the sake of doing shit and they didn’t need to intellectualize it in the lowest intellectual way…..

So things like fat chicks trying to normalize being fat chicks…or worse…slutty fat chicks trying to normalize being slutty fat chicks because fat chicks are people too, even if they weight as much as two people….instead of just being fat sluts….annoys me…

I don’t need to speech, the manifesto, the thesis paper on why a bitch is getting naked on the internet, just get naked….everyone’s far too serious…

HOWEVER, I am all for the itty bitty titty committee, which is a group of small titty girls, showing their tits, in a FREE THE NIPPLE, but instead of it being to breast feed in public, which I doubt has ever really been banned, but they pretended it did, because everyone needs that hill to die on…and pulling out their mom tits was that hill…it’s to celebrate tiny tits…

Tiny tits are hot, I don’t think they are the minority, but I do know that the breast implant industry is evidence that the tiny natural tit is under attack by the very people who own the tiny tits, because they hate the tiny tits, and feel life will be better with bigger tits, even though the tiny tits are hot.

Not to mention, their new tits will never make their lives better, maybe temporarily or on a superficial level, but I don’t buy it….the KEY to a better life is embracing the tiny tits, loving the tiny tits, and taking pics of the tiny tits for perverts like me to smash my flacid impotent cock that could be a clit against my QWERTY keyboard as my version of a standing ovation…or my version of a fireworks show…you know…just not a very good one, the kid that would likely make the tiny tit girl second guess putting her tiny tit out there….

POINT IS…I love tiny tits.

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2021

Sep

Girl Getting Ball from Under bed in Shorts and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Feeding Banana

Parrot Sleeps Upside Down

Pit Bull Wants to be Picked Up

French Bulldog Wants to be Held By Dad

Bear Looking for Snacks

Old Man on a Tiny Bike

Seagull Takes Sandwich

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2021

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The world may be insane, people may have lost their fucking minds and believe all this bullshit on every fucking level instead of just living their own damn simple fucking lie…

For whatever reason think that they are the main character of some sort of shitty fucking movie because that’s how narcissism works….real life has been replaced with the idea of this virtual life…where they have an audience…and have decided they have to take these controversial positions on different issues, to get heard or noticed, instead of being indifferent. So we’ve got people divided or nonsense they actually don’t care about, never cared about, but thanks to the internet love to fight about….it’s just dumb people trying to have a battle of wits with other dumb people…when we should all just be jerking off to each other like the porno generation has taught us to do….and if we hate people, let’s go back to hating the individual and not reducing them down to some specific group, because it’s more fun to hate an individual than to hate some group of people….

In conclusion….I wonder what having an audience feels like….

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Paige Spiranac Compared Steelers RB Najee Harris’ Stiff Arm to Dodging Dick Pics
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Beyonce’s Huge Boobs Being Pushed Out in Corset
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Girl on Train Doing Weird Shit With her pantis
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Cowboys Fans Beat the Crap Out of Each Other Outside of SoFi, End Up in the Water
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Some Girls Posing in Fields…
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Man Gives Away $10,000 To People Using Subscriber Comments
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Hot Food Turns into Feces
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Best News Ever – Amy Schumer Can’t Reproduce
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Model Raquel Dominique Posing Nude in Rivers!
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Leopard Tries To Attack Man, Tiger Saves Him
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Cam Sluts are Great and Here are Some Cam Sluts….
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2021

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I may be sitting on a sinking ship, which is a bit of an overshot, I mean this is hardly a ship, maybe an imaginary one I play with in the bathtub when I can’t get my impotent dick hard…so I pretend we’re lost at sea with my balls….let’s say we’re more a dinghy found in the dumpster that we’ve managed to duct tape together….but yeah…the captain should always go down with the ship, which in this case is more a piece of styrofoam that fell into the sewage treatment plant from an amazon package….that I slipped and fell asleep on….

BUT EITHER WAY…this is the ARK that I’ve BUILT….and I’ll die with it….

So in the meantime….here’s the stepLINKS of the day….

In conclusion, I have never garnered enough of the confidence of a girl to admit to me that she’s got a fecal fetish….so either no girls I have ever met have had or currently have a fecal fetish…or they do, but don’t privy me to that sort of information which would be unfortunate…since I thought we were friends…

Today’s pick-up line of the day is to ask any girls in your life if they get off to feces, and if so, is it the shitting on or being shitted on they like best….maybe they’re like those feminists who are so into their periods that they rub them all over themselves…there’s even been girls who have done that with their miscarriages….but I figure feces is fire more vile…..

Maybe start by asking the German girls in your life, I think their people invented that shit, and you don’t have to come across as a racist like if you were to ask the Japanese people in your life, since German fecal-philiacs could be of ANY race, color, ethnicity….even Japanese…so it’s a safe starting point…

Bella Hadid Has an Oral Fixation
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Boxers Mikaela Mayer and Ginny Fuchs Had a Sunday Funday in Thogns
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Olivia Culpo is On the Beach!
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This Best Slut on the Train
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Weird Panty on the Train Removal Video
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Dude and is Guns
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Lottie Moss – Hot and Sheer
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Emmy Red Carpet Looks
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Hailey Bieber is Hot in a Bikini on Vacation
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WWE Superstar Carmella Showed Off Her Confidence at Smackdown
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Joy Corrigan’s Got a New Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens is Ready for Halloween
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Britt McHenry is Back on the Sidelines Looking Good
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Khloe Kardashian in Mesh
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Alex Daddario’s Bikini Top!
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Paris Hilton at Fashion Week
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Lindsey Pelas in a Racy Outift
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These Influencers are Daring as Fuck
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Ariana Grande is Cowgirl Barbie
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Texas Mother, Who Has Not Had Anal Sex, Tells School Board She Doesn’t Want Her Children Learning About It
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Topless Model and her Houseplants
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Kendall Jenner Thong Bikini
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Kendall Jenner in a Tight Mini Dress
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Mel C (Sporty Spice) Has a New Dance Track
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10 Signs You’re an Introvert
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IG Model Madisynn Whisler Supporting Her Rams in Nothing But an Aaron Donald Jersey and Knee High Boots
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7 Harsh Harry Potter Realities
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A Collection of Fascinating Photos
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Norm Macdonald’s Dennis Miller Appearance in 1998
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Russian Prankster Drops Gun in Front of Police
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Always Wear a Helmet
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Fans in the West Virginia Student Section Got into a Wild Brawl
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Amy Schumer Gets Uterus Removed
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Waitress Avoids a Spill
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Embarrassing Calls in Public Prank
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Delivery Driver Gets Boxed In
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Kate Upton Bounces Around During Pool Workout
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Jean Smart Gets a Stnading Ovation
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Parking a Race Car at an Expired Meter
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Lyft Driver mad when Told to go Speed Limit
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USC’s Team Plane Tipped Backwards on the Tarmac
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Friday Actor Shot Dead
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Motorcyclist Escapes 125 KM/H Crash
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Two Music Loving Geese
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Her Kitchen is Too Small and She Catches on Fire….
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Hot on a Hike
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Nude Model Monica Gets Tropical
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Gear for Everyday Carry
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Olympic Hero
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This Dude Has Not Taken a Weapon’s Safety Course
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College Babe Does Handstands
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Joan Collins Gets 2 Pricks at Once…
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CAM SLUTS ARE THE BEST SLUTS FOR LONERS LIKE ME
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Diane Kruger in a Swimsuit
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Hayden Panettiere in SHorts
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Everything You NEed to See EMMY
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Margaret Qualley in a Photoshoot
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Alex Scott in a Swimsuit
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Olivia Culpo’s Half Naked Photoshoot
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Elsa Hosk is Perfect for Lingerie Shoot
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Lauren Cohan in Bathing Suits
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Lucy Hale in Shorts
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Ashley Greene Shopping
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Kate Upton in Aspen
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Kaia Gerber – Skinny in Jeans
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Kaley Cuoco Cleavage!
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From stepSMUT!!

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Panties to the Side – Dildo In
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Caught Fucking Compilation
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Hot Towel Dropper
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Girl in Lingerie has a Dildo
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This Dick Comes with a Cupholder
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Big Tits with Pasties in the Shower
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Hot Nude Model!
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Big Dildo Rider
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So Crazy Would You Hit It
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3 Naked Chicks Together
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SO MUCH BOOTY
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Tinder Hook-Up Sex Tape
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Slow Motion Squirt
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4 WTF was that Moments
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Squirt in Cup then Drink It
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Scumbag of the Week
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AMateur Sex Tape
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Two Fingers In
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40 People Having a Shitty Day
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Big Lesbians with a Strap On
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Squirting in Leggings
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Mental Mondays
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PANTIES!
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Amateur Dick in Ass
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More Wet Leggings
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Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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Pretty Wet
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ALL AMERICAN MILF
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Sluts on the BBQ
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Squirt and Spread
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Big Tits in the Woods
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Clear Dildo
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Shower Beers
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Hot Naked Chick By the Xmas Tree
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Gabbie Gets Fucked from All the Angles
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2021

Sep

Bella Hadid Bikini Tits of the Day

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I’ve been pretty consistent on calling Bella Hadid a butterface thanks to her hard features that always weirded me out like they were transgender or botched face injections since nothing we see is real and since it is normalized to surgery up all these girls into no longer being natural beautiful…

BUT today, I’ve decided she’s hot bodied, in this bikini, and her face looks less like a dude about to go bowling, and more like the instagram model she is…

So, there is a silver lining to every cloud, a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow, and occasionally, an overhyped influencer that has packaged herself as a high fashion model, and is used to push product onto her fans that they can neither afford nor need, and brands like sales agents helping their bottom line, no matter what they look like….can live up to her hot body…and this is that time…

The only funny thing about it is the sexual pose like shit is a cheesy porno shoot…but it is the porn generation as much as it is the influencer generation and the two obviously overlap.

I am trying to say this is her best work…whether it’s an IG filter or not…so Ill just end it before going into why she has pantie s on under her bikini cuz my only assumption is to catch the drips…

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2021

Sep

Halsey Bolt Ons of the Day

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I think Halsey recently had a kid, so her bolt on tits are currently full of milk, making them exceptionally larger than they were when she first bought them….and I guess when you breed, even when you’re a popstar, it is only natural for you to assume the role of wife who has been married 20 years, going to the mall for a boudoir shoot to keep her husband happy now that they’ve given up…you know since everything is moving faster and faster 20 year marriages have turned into 12 month relationships where 9 months of it was spent knocked the fuck up thanks to a good old fashioned creampie because it makes the relationship feel more romantic, more intimate, when everyone’s an oversexed freak…

Then again, I know nothing about Halsey and maybe her middle aged mom in her 40s boudoir shoot from the mall in the 90s…like that episode of Roseanne all those years ago…which forever traumatized me before realizing that ladies who looked like Roseanne were the key players in amateur internet porn for a solid 15 years before hot chicks realized they could be naked on the internet and it would only improve their lives taking away from those early adopters because people into amateur nudes were able to jerk off to hot chicks instead of 40 year old moms…

ANYWAY…Halsey the mom’s got big tits that she paid for some of, got cummed in for the rest of….and that’s all I have to say about that..

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